Anon Babble user goes to jail

He was posting steam charts, the big AAA got him...

He was posting anti Nintendo threads

Wait, you can go to jail for posting those? Asking for a friend.

he posted videogames

posting leaked data to defame companies

What do you think, genius? I hope you didn't shitpost Assassin's Creed Shadows.

was he the guy making ape escape threads.

No

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fucking disgusting

Implying any of you zoomie pussies would last a day in jail.

Implying any of the zoomies go outside to commit crimes. Maybe a non violent offense they could commit inside their house, which would put them in a jail with a bunch of other losers.

This guy actually stabbed someone and went to jail with non pedos that are dangerous.

I know for fact there are ex-cons posting on Anon Babble. Tell me your prison stories bros

he thinks you have to go outside to commit crimes

In just a couple years, as soon as you upload an anime reaction image on Anon Babble, the police will track you down and raid your house with SWAT teams and helicopters flying over your house. Some places are dead serious about being anti-anime.

and theyll send you to prisons with other anime niggers, they wont send you to a prison like this kid did. I think most Anon Babble faggots would survive just fine, probably get fucked every night like a big gay sleepover.

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How bad is Jail anyway? are niggers really that much of an issue? if you are an autistic beta do you get bullied 24/7? also how often do you get raped

Jail is different from prison. Jail is just death by boredom while prison is do or die.

As long as you don't live in america you're fine

People aren’t so bad in jail. In prison I’d assume most people just turn into animals.

Better put in that work, wood

Just stick to your race, don't take shit when tested and you should be fine.

Only if you live in america where they're raging faggots

Was he the guy making ape escape threads?

No, he was the guy that was making Roll threads.

It's like a bad urban public school full of delinquents, except you can't leave.

Maybe I'm insane but maybe prisoners shouldn't be given free reign to do anything

Europoor prisons are turning into American ones because all of the rapefugees.
Easier said than done. If a nigger starts talking shit to you can’t sperg and start hurling racial slurs you’ll end up getting stabbed.

Easier said than done. If a nigger starts talking shit to you can’t sperg and start hurling racial slurs you’ll end up getting stabbed.

true, but if you don't do anything people will see that as weakness and use it against, even if you are the same race. So you can't just not respond.

Or cambodia, any latam country or russia, or china or.... Yeah, shit sucks especially if you do big numbers. Scandinavia is the only rare place where you might keep your anal virginity these days.

Wait so prisons not like pic rel?

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Not vidya but you should watch Prison Break, It's a very good show.

Some prisons are better than others. Your experience may vary. If you hurt a child or a female though, look out. Nobody likes that.

They are if you are in California, Texas or New York.

People in state prison used to threaten to kill the president so they could get sent to the nicer federal facilities but they changed the law so it doesnt work anymore.
Local jail here has much more raoe than national average and us being inveztigated by the feds. Had some escapes recently.
Btw aryan brotherhood uses mem of all races in prison sex trafficking. Not just a nig thing.

Which prison is mdickies hardtime based on?

You can hurt a female depending on the way you hurt them you get treated with less respect, if you rape either one yeah, that's a huge no no in prison though most of the time. (Sexual Offenders are the ones that need to watch out in gen pop.)

what if I'm mixed race?

Depends on what (you) look like.

You go by your set what you most rep with. Is your name hispanic? Go with the spanish, if you are black and act african, just stick with the Africans. Simple as.

pedoxisters get raped by groids

FUNNYroo.

How do I buck break the blacks into submission so they do my bidding

You don't, they roll in a gang and carry shanks, if you challenge one they all jump on you. Unless you are alone in a cell with one. If you are in a cell with one you better smash their head hard and quick, that's all.

blacks do it to themselves, whites do it to themselves, hispanics do it to themselves.

How do I buck break the whole gang?

there was hardly anything Anon Babble about that at all.
he could have been reddit even.
but he kind of seems like the type of dork who wouldnt really be online at all and be averse to reading.

Be a prison guard

lel
yup

This is the only option, just be a chill CO and they all love you all of a sudden.

Why are American prisons always so racially segregated and animalistic? was Anon Babble and the chuds right all along?

Sounds promising but they make like $14/hr

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it's actually just a game adaptation of Oz

survival

Why do you want to fuck niggers

Yes, it was me.
I kept posting Vidya butts.

he a big black booty pirate, obviously.

he actually thinks guards are safe around lifers

I'm just not a racist.

You better get racist if you want to go to prison

CO's were encouraging the sort of segregationist behavior in order to get the inmates to kill each other. This is 100% hard facts of the American prison industry. The black COs the White, the Asian COs, COs the Hispanic COs, they all wanted each set fighting if it meant more bodies the better it was for society, they wanted to get rid of the trash extra-legally so to speak. They would even in high security places bet on fights the inmates would be fighting each other even though they were supposed to stop those fights. Its a huge fucking racket.
wrong

he actually thinks a lifer's butthole is safe from getting fucked

is that Amir0x?

it's not getting fucked by a guard that's for sure
sounds like you're too sheltered to know how prison actually works

Prison is so homoerotic by nature, criminals are just fags. They have this whole hierarchy and have a culture of either getting sweaty with other guys or submitting to them. Almost everything they say or do is layered with homoeroticism. Don't even get me started on how they smuggle stuff by shoving it up their ass and the entire shoving-things-up-your-asshole culture they have in there. Like instead of doing their time quietly it becomes a thing about race and gangs and being around other men and acting tough and just being really fucking faggy about prison politics for no reason other than to LARP a fucking crime movie. Not only are criminals cringe, but they're literally fucking gay and suffer from crippling anal fixations.

The prison version is without the gloves fag. You will be washing your shit in the toilet, you will be drinking out of the toilet sink tap. The prison toilets have a sink on top of them, you better start learning to spit in the toilet and then flush. If you want more accurate recipes: youtube.com/watch?v=AR5bEz7eORY&list=PLFZnnQW0r6cOsBIH1rcypVl31H1I1QWfG
This guy will have it covered if it was legitimate in prison. No blades, no gloves.

Amen to that, let's not forget your anus is called prison suitcase over there.

Why not

You know you can fuck africans outside of prison too?

why are the toilets public in prisons? is it a gay psyop? a humiliation ritual?

humiliation ritual and so that guards can check your prison suitcase in case you are doing some shady shit with your anus.

yeah, mostly. but there are other degenerates as well.

It wouldn't be that hard to find a homosexual african to fuck on the outside, lmao. Diddy certainly didn't have problems finding enough of them.

you only have 2 options when you go to prison. You either let everyone open up your butthole or you get stabbed. Prisons were supposed to somewhat reform criminals but they all just come out of there even worse and more dangerous.

What if I sleep as much as possible maybe cover my head with the blanket?

i knew some guys in rehab that all said jail sucked they wanted shipped off to prison instead because it was better.

As someone who has been in county jail multiple times and has numerous friends in prison there's a lot of disinfo in this thread, but the best advice I can give is just don't go to jail. I used to get in all types of legal trouble, but if you act like an adult and don't do stupid shit it's really not that hard to stay out of jail.
With all the complaining people do and think life sucks on here, you'll see how much more it sucks when you've lost your freedom and barely have any rights. Spend enough time in there and you'll realize just how many blessings even those of us with pretty crappy lives have.

what did you do to avoid getting assraped?

This implies someone on Anon Babble would actually follow through with stabbing someone and not just LARPing about how he would do it to someone