What games does he enjoy?

Compulsive rule followers are incredibly annoying to deal with.

It means without any regard to context. You must always follow the rules, in all contexts, regardless of how serious the rules actually are. For instance, children playing a ball game during recess at school will often not adhere strictly to the rules of whatever game they're playing. It's just for fun, a way to pass the time and burn off excess energy.

Autistic kids don't care, they take it extremely seriously, and become very upset when people don't respect the literal rules of the game. They accuse kids of breaking the rules, label them "cheaters" and will annoy the teachers by tattling on them and demanding that they are punished.

expecting everyone to follow the rules

autism

heh

You must always follow the rules in all contexts

Yes

I'm both of these characters

R.R.ROBESPIERRE-SAMA?!111!11!

inb4 Emmanuel Cunt

uhh based

Everyone that is like this never holds themselves to the same standard and when called out just tries to come up with a bullshit reason why they actually followed the rules despite clearly breaking them. Fuck off Karen. You are an immensely shitty person.

start using hand in football

your an autistic kid if you don't play with those retard

okay

Are jrpg protagonists autistic?

Not even Kant actually followed the categorical imperative.

You teach kids the rules before they ever touch a ball. "Just for fun" isn't an excuse when you get older. Honestly I think a lot of kids are misdiagnosed with autism for simply being way ahead of their peers in maturity and morality.

This is dumb. I can't believe it, it's better that way.

It's just kids having fun outside. The fact you take it seriously to find that kind of "cheating" offensive means you are very probably autistic.

Is the joke that you are displaying your autism by displaying black or white thinking right now?

has a black and white attitude about extremely minor thing

passes harsh judgement on others for not obeying rules for no reason

yup, that's an autist

>You teach kids the rules before they ever touch a ball

Holy hell I am glad I didn't have your upbringing. How often were you beaten with a belt? Daily? Twice daily?

it's called IDEALism, not reality
the whole point is to strive to follow the categorical imperative

uh you're not supposed to be moral!

Okay then I won't

Knowing that I'm mentally unwell and can't be fixed, but still not wanting to kill myself, is the ultimate suffering for me. This existence is agony.

Are autists not pretty much sociopaths? Where does this moral meme come from?

You teach kids the rules before they ever touch a ball.

No, you don't. A child is going to learn primarily by doing and fucking up when they try and being corrected. They aren't going to internalize rules about something they have literally never engaged with before.

Except you are easily fixed. You are just addicted to being a victim.

You never read the manual to a video game before you played it? The fuck.

Not sure how you jumped to such a random conclusion, maybe you're mixing me up with someone else.

I don't understand this comic
Why am I drawn as a blue haired anime girl?

It's the 100% accurate conclusion. It's not that you can't change. You love being a little pussy ass bitch.

Stop letting the archons get to you anon.

Compulsive rule followers

Just say white, Treyvon.

I'm not sure which posts are mine but the one you're replying to is the first in the thread.
You're basing your conclusions around someone who isn't me.
Quote your reasoning if you want people to understand what you mean.

good post

It isn't you who's unwell, it's the world!

I did but for fun. Reading it to learn how to play before you have ever even touched a controller? Thats fucking stupid, especially for a small child.

this is me

I like spelunky

milsims, roleplay, job simulators

Since that pretty much describes me to the letter,
Pokemon hg, smash melee, brawl and 3ds, smrpg, ffpr, that n64 south park fps, halo 2, portal, zelda lttp, tetris ds, soul calibur 2, fable, ffx, doa 2u, 3 and volleyball (1), drakenguard, lost kingdoms 1+2, bomerman hero and 64, and in the groove 2/ stepmania

compulsive rule followers are people that come to a full stop at a stop sign every time even if it's plain obvious no one else is around. I carpool with someone that drives like that, very annoying

What evil kike shit is trying to push the agenda that being a virtuous perfectionist is a mental deficit?

I am not 100% confident, I can be quite neurotic and self doubting at times. Though I also end up going the other way and be very blunt.
I have a libido. I masturbate quite a bit. Though irl sex is uncomfortable. (only did with prostitutes anyway) It's frustrating really.
Also prefers to be left alone is true but different from introvert stuff. Hard to explain. I actually secretly want family and friends deep down but hate it in practice for reasons.

t. diagnosed schizoid off his meds.

I read this like

Black and White: Thinking in Autism

and honestly, I think it's better for it.

Is Link a good guy despite bullying Cucco all day? Perchance.

There is little actual semantic change. In both cases it describes thinking being black and white in autists.

Define "good"

so outside of the quirks autism is just being white?

Whites are adaptive, not rigid. It's what separates us from bug people.

why do people latch onto labels so strongly, you come up with a term, and then list off some features, then people strongly latch onto it and identify with it.

Characteristics of glorpitis

often feels misunderstood in internet arguments

prefers older videogames

feels modern gaming is worse than in the past

would rather pirate than purchase brand new games

None of this applies to me

Wtf I thought I was autistic
Am I just a failed normie??

GlorpitisCHADS where we at?

factorio

the opposite of jewish

Because the brain is lazy and is very, very fond of categorization. It's literally the underlying logic in stereotypes, for example. Instead of taking people as they are on a case by case basis, it's far easier and faster to just assign meaning to characteristics and stop there.

Notice how it tries to paint morality as a mental illness.

you do realize these criterion were invented solely to market drugs and therapy, don't you?

Holy fuck this post opened my eyes. I can't believe I've been a glorpitist my whole life...

t. autist

Nah, he's correct. You're just retarded.

New identity just dropped

transactional emotionless sex with schizoid-chan

I look like this and think like this (I will still bend the rules if it means benefitting me specifically)

noooo stop noticing moral absolutism being undermined by moral relativism!

reminds me of how girls call you autistic for examining their dating preferences.

here's your robo gf bro

The important part is listing a bunch of features with at least 1 or 2 that most people are very likely to relate to (like "strong sense of right and wrong"), and they will go "wow that's literally me". Which is why everyone and their mother is 'neurodivergent' these days.
It's the same strategy astrology uses.

strong sense of right and wrong

Lol no. Autistic people are hilariously incapable correctly assessing moral dillemas

I will still bend the rules if it means benefitting me specifically

You and everyone else who claims to be moral.

I play Sonic

Doesn't say they're correct, it says they have a strong sense of it. Whatever is wrong and right to them, they believe strongly in that designation.

TRUE!

It's just kids having fun outside

you had no kids to play with when growing up? when I played soccer with the kids from my neighborhood, there was no fucking

lmao ima touch the ball with my hand who cares I'm just a kid

if you pulled that shit, the other kids would scold you, and if you are a repeated offender, kick you from the game. there was absolutely no mercy for rule breakers, and nobody wanted to play with them.

It's quite literally a hardware limitation. Even if you theoretically did have the time to take every single person you see and talk to on a case by case basis it would not be possible to process every single bit of information about them properly.
Everyone knowing and caring about everyone else only works when there are at most 100-150 people and that's frankly pushing it. You naturally start categorizing things after a certain point.

I'm glad I didn't grow up in a favela.

no, that's pretty much a normal kid.
kids do not forgive you easily if you turn out to be a retard who cannot play by the rules.

This thread made me realize I’m a Glorpist
And I grew up in whatever that is.

I'm austrian and grew up in a suburban neighborhood outside of salzburg. you, on the other hand, will forever be a low IQ mutt that no kid ever wanted to play with because you couldn't follow simple rules.

correctly assessing moral dilemmas

The whole point of those is that there is no "correct" answer retard-kun.
No, pulling the lever for the trolley is not automatically correct. Assuming it is simply means you adhere to basic utilitarian thought on that matter.

You can't just say "perchance."

there is no "correct" answer

the correct answer is the one supported by superior force

From a practical standpoint you're correct. Kind of misses the point of the thought experiments though.

low IQ retard accidentally reveals himself to be a low IQ retard with just one line

fucking impressive

You would be a terrible parent

This is fake and meant to be relatable, right?

Hello negro

t. can't see an apple in his head

factorio
space engineers
train simulator
farm simulator
forklift simulator

t. games I enjoy

just pay your taxes ho

Do you know anyone like this?

Anon, I...

thing you like = bad: medical edition

None, autism is not real.

made the normalfags seethe

good job

Wow this is historic, Anonymous just debunked the entire practice of categorization and classification.
Sets? Debunked. Just proven to not exist. Groups? Was a sham all along. You thought rat poison and apples were different things?

I'm female, what triggered you about my post

female

How many do you have, Anon Babble? Be honest…

GLORPITIS WW@ BROS

i will beat women to death

Manlets are NOT going to like this one.

Literally all of them. That pictures fake btw.

pocket prince...

Are female autists supposed to be lazy as shit? My wife has """executive dysfunction""", which just boils down to 'ignore chores until they become impossible to ignore, then keep ignoring them because now you have anxiety over all the shit you are supposed to do.'

btw there's no cure looks like you have to live with me being a fucking slob forever teehee :)

If a woman in your life claims to be 'neurodivergent,' just ghost her and move on with your lives bros. It doesn't get better.

>If a woman in your life claims to be 'neurodivergent,' just ghost her and move on with your lives bros. It doesn't get better.

But the pussy...

height plays a small role in romantic opportunities

I'm sure it does

I dont work because study

No, pulling the lever for the trolley is not automatically correct.

Yes it is in the context of the reality we live in

noooo you can't say 2 + 2 ALWAYS equals 4 because I can just imagine a mathematical system where that's not the case!!!!

sorry but I do NOT support mental illness there is a fixed set of axioms and that's that

Okay midwit.

Thats the same as me
Fucking sucks

You can try Adderall or one of those things, it's supposed to treat executive dysfunction
Didn't work at all for me though.

I wonder if this is even a real post or just a copypasta because I've seen it before a couple times

there is no combination of fancy words that can justify not pulling the lever in that scenario and you know it professor

I swear this is the most Anon Babble comic of all

How much do you know about shit you hate

I wonder if this is even a real post or just a copypasta because I've seen it before a couple times

Its not the first time I have bitched about my lazy wife
Probably won't be the last, either

How much do you know about shit you hate

Enough to articulate why I hate it? Like niggers, for example.