You know what the punishment is for violating the Masquerade, right Neonate?

Any anarch, they're all weirdos

world would be fixed

No retard, Adam and Eve still ate the fruit of the Tree of knowledge, so in fairy tale cannon that means sin still pervades the Earth.

Lilith, and the Crone, give Caine his super powers/magical abilities.
God curses Caine to:

wander the world for all eternity

all food turns to ash in his mouth, and only blood can quench his thirst

fire and sunlight scare him, and the mere sight of them sears his flesh

to always be at the moment of death

redpill me on two things (only ever played till around the Malk mansion before my saved got corrupted or some shit

Do I need a guide to make Heather into a ghoul? Because realizing what to do in the hospital was a craphoot to me
And what's a simple straight forward class for combat since I heard it gets fucky at the end. I dislike the weird melee animations so it looks like either thaumaturgy or else ranged?

t. gets ripped from the inside while birthing a demon in this world (while being a male)

me face when shoot slampire with fairy tale cannon

GOD DAMN I LOVE BEING A FUCKING MARAUDER

This is why camarilla cities get sieged by the way

NOOOOOO NOT THE ULTIMATE PUNISHMENT FOR NAUGHTY NEONATES

I CAN'T HANDLE THE VACUUM SUCK

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

and then i die

Ravnos uses Chimeristry 10 to make the World of Darkness™

gets killed

everything after is a clusterfuck until the setting dies to paradox

you don't need a guide, it's literally 2 convo options that are straight-forward

if you want to be good at ranged then the best clan is toreador

No guide should be needed, you just let her drink some of your blood, and then accept her offer later.
Ventrue, Malk, and Toreador are the best for gun builds. You're limited to Thaumaturgy or guns if you don't want to smash heads in with your fists or a bat.

They're bdsm neets.

realizing what to do in the hospital was a craphoot to me

Did you not talk to Knox or Mercurio at all? They bash you over the head early on that vamp blood heals humans.

I heard it gets fucky at the end.

It's really not if you have guns.

Tremere

Super overpowered to the point the game is piss easy as a tremere, although I think the plus patch nerfs it a bit.

he meant by Brujah

Which is a mixed bag because the girls are mostly all hot but on the other hand they all have BPD and are overly political

I think the first one isn't that hard to complete but obviously your character doesn't know what a ghoul is until someone explains it to you.
gangrel with protean sounds good on paper but since the combat is pretty shit it's worse than just using guns or playing as any clan with celerity (that discipline is op), unless you use the plus patch I think, then you can do some crazy shit as a gangrel, not gonna spoil a boss but yeah. Either way people say the plus patch is bad.

Feed Heather your dark essence in the hospital, she'll pop up and be your ghoul naturally. Toreador full guns is good, Tremere full magic is good as well, but needless to say you'll be shooting a lot late game and it's a fucking SLOG.

being this brain damaged

Not a game for you probably
As for combat, just pick whichever combat skill of the three is something your disciplines actually affect and actively ignore the other two
Or just be tremere and skip all combat

lefty, 90s

modern people seem so dysgenic by comparison

Male Gangrel is literally me

No, she becomes your ghoul if you save her.
Enable console commands and cheese the bullshit boss fights.

the girls are mostly all hot but on the other hand they all have BPD and are overly political

so literally just any college campus anywhere ?

A week in the penis explosion chamber?

pretty much but instead of having seggs a 20 year old from a university it's an 80 year old woman that looks like they're 21 feeding on you

not a single SFM despite it being a source game

The fuck out of here with your become a demon's finger puppet nonsense. Saulot has shown us the true way, reject internalize, embrace golconda(basically vampire gnosticism).

His clans are the most evil ones, all 3 of them

Imagine all the things she would know. Not just about sex, but like, trivia and stuff.

Jesus Anon, she's supposed to be a Venture, have you ever seen a woman in the work force? Give her a proper professional haircut.

I can see your nose from here, tremere.

Reminder to wikiniggers that nobody awake and walking around even knows what that is
May as well be walking around saying "cappadocius will be avenged!" with how painfully anachronistic you are

Then she'd just look like shittier Therese
And Therese is already pretty shitty

Okay fuck it, I'll do Tremere, then. Thanks anons

Is Plus Patch worth it?
I'll be doing at least one other playthrough as Malk

best

tzimisce

worst

tzimisce

Plus patch is gay autism, just do a regular playthrough if it's your first time
Then do every combination of mod and setting

Lilith, and the Crone,

Are the different people?

If you believe them to be

You want the Unofficial Patch Basic 11.1 or earlier if you bought the game through Steam. Gog releases are good to go out of the box.

Best would be Gangrel. She would rarely bullshit you, Gangrel will exaggerate but they don't outright lie, she'd be fiercely territorial and possessive of you, and she'd fuck like a wild animal.

Worst would be Tzimisce because you're not a boyfriend, you're an experiment and canvas for her to fleshcraft into whatever she feels like and if you upset her then God help you because you're gonna be incapable of suicide when she turns you into a shit-eating fleshcube like the Qu did in All Tomorrows.
Lasombra is also bad because she would just not give a single fraction of a fuck about you.
And a Nagaraja will bite your dick off.

Compared to that a Ventrue and a Toreador being unbearably smug and self-absorbed is small potatoes.

Made for BBC (Big Brujah Cock)

The Sabbat has way more infernalists in its ranks than the Camarilla.

11.1 or earlier

What's the difference?

Well, I tried War Games. Disabling shader caching fixes the slowdown but not the crashing... so I gave up on it. Also I'm a literal Ruski, the mod is written by some kind of incompetent Slav, but only the Engrish version exists.

Tremeres are autistic and often too busy studying blood magic to hang out. They'd put you on a strict schedule

toreador's are all so attractive they make you wanna put your dick in a blender but they're massive whores

Venture girls are too uptight and micromanaging if they somehow want to be with you

Malk girls are all batshit insane schizos and you know how that goes

Nossies are the ugly ones

Brujah are annoying virtual signalers

Gangrels are bad if you aren't a big fan of hairy women

pick your poison
for me it's malk

You need the latest loader regardless, so just use the current patch. Non-plus if it's your first playthrough. Nothing's wrong with it.

is it a spanking?

So Caine could have all the power in the world but unable to do anything of consequence without God taking a dump on it and so that he ends up in time out in a cave fuming about it.