Asks you to play at your absolute best to beat the bosses

Does anyone know if online works on the drm free version?

How long is each run?

The biggest problem is that the bosses are the only new/fun content, and you have to play through an entire run of copypaste slop to try them again.

yikes
what is it called when someone else is such fag that you feel embarassed by proxy

Bro I need like double the relic slots in single player. Or maybe even no cap on relic slots. I'm getting my ass handed to me. The blue flame also might need to be slowed down because it feels like the game expects 3 people to set out on different routes and beat a mini-boss each before the map starts shrinking.

And maybe add a site of grace right before the boss fight? :)

looking in the mirror

it's easier than sote, and no boss is as bad as rellanna, let alone consort (cheese, obviously).

it's revealed the shitters that relied on crutches in base elden ring.

Can you just play it at some cybercafe?

I don't understand how a game in this day and age doesn't have crossplay with the option to disable it if you so choose.

Not my style of game despite enjoying Elden Ring. Is their a list of bosses and their "lore" out somewhere?

Lel

SOTE didn't force you to be a speedrunner. And bosses stayed down longer lol

Devs are terrified that console players would hardly have anyone to play with.

One hour on average

Oh and every enemy wasn't turbo-agressive like you were equipped with Shabriri's Woe
Also you could grind your levels and stop and smell the flowers

Anyone beat him yet? I got close once. About an 8th of his health left. Should have had him that time…

I haven't beaten anything, no

Also, so he’s weak to Holy? How the hell do you make a holy build in this game?

Pray to the RNG gods

I'm having more success playing solo than with randoms. Still haven't killed the dog though.

The detailed map shows you what element you'll likely find at each location

Also there are relics that add and increase holy dmg

play it with me anon, I'm also from a thirld world shithole and my friends can't run it either

I truly do not understand why this game didn't just copy sekiro's revival mechanics for singleplayer.

its friendslop

im 14 hours in and still wipe to the dog
love that i cant get new relic sets until i do
that's really funny. have over 20,000 whatevers, the shit that persists, now.

lose badly

ragequit with task manager

take a 10 minute break

start it back up again

lose badly

the dog's holy weakness is the biggest bullshit
I brought fucking elden stars as level 12 revenant(S faith scaling btw) and it did jack shit all

Immediately got my second boss done back to back after the first playing with randoms are you guys seriously that bad you drag your team down? Seriously everyone I've played with seems to know exactly what to do and I haven't had any issues getting a semi decent affinity targeting build for the boss.The only thing killing my runs are DCs. We lost our iron eye right as we got to the third nightlord which really sucked, the boss clearly wants someone to prioritise the moth too they would have been perfect for it.

some dumb questions

are the merchants not marked on the map, or am I not paying attention?

how do you get sombre smithing stones, or normal smithing stones +2? ive only ever upgraded to +1 with normal stones

what weapons should i try to find as stryder, as im having stamina problems where i can only get 2 swings in when 2 handing

are there means to revive quicker?

im very early in ( about 7 runs, and i've only beat the cerberus dog once)

ask for my money back

You can press a button to see where specific interactables are I think

People circle jerking elden ring is the reason why this literal heaping pile of dung was released with absolute confidence

Why did challenge run players become the focus for both Erd & Night? I'll excuse night a little since they mostly advertised it as such but why even have a solo mode if they don't properly balance it for the two missing guys? At least up the timer or lower the enemy damage, something besides a tiny nurf to boss hp.

Enemies don't even stay down for solo mode lol

My very first expedition I got into a group of randoms and we beat the 3 headed dog. I'm genuinely shocked to see so many people getting walled off already.

Zeldabro...

He's easy if your teammates don't spend 75% of the fight crawling around on the ground.

Beat the dog on my first run with randoms. I was even running around just looking at stuff. ended up only level 6 or something! Must of got lucky, or maybe it's an IQ thing.

Boss movesets are easier but it's way easier to die in NR.

Pretty sure the "wiping to dog after 10 hours" are trolls. No one's that fucking stupid.

get relic that boosts guardian's character skill

it's on a relic color he can't equip

Yes they do? Boss damage persists as well.

I'm a dumbass. Right after this I saw you can buy different goblets

Eh I believe it. All it takes is one guy on your team not pulling their weight and going down early to unravel a boss fight. If you have support players who don't know what they're doing when it's their turn to be aggro'd there's not much you can do when theyre at 3 pips of revive and then your team mate goes down trying in revive in vain anyway.

It can oneshot or twoshot Recluse. And can attack from offscreen when it splits. Aggro is also not connected to who damages it, it'll change at random.

Also forgot to mention the part where you're playing with friends and instead of it being every other guys it's every single round.

zoomer larping as an oldfag

kys tard, we had vc in 1.6

He may be autistic but he isn't wrong