You did this

You did this.

grim, but i didn't even do anything

Counterpoint: journo hack is fat.

9.55 -0.80 (-7.70%)

Lmfao

I'm baffled it only took 2 weeks

honestly they milked that series long enough
it is a good time to stop

And I'll do it again.
I'll never forget what they did to my man Sam.

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fuck up skull and bones

drag the corpse of asscream through the streets

rayman? fuck you

splinter cell? fuck you

funding smaller games? fuck you

I won't miss them

Ubisoft should have ended the series like a fucking decade ago
it's about time someone did an intervention

wtf is that real?

They never said this.

Oh man, Shadows was such a success that China had to give them money to stop making Assassin's Creed games. Take THAT, chuds!

Yeah lol. They legit took their time to patch 11 years old game just to censor it and thats it. They didnt fixed anything like how they fucked soundtrack dying off randomly in a patch years ago for example but they censored boobies.

Recorded the lowest launch week sales in the history of the franchise in Japan, surpassing only Bloodlines, a PSP game.

Had a massive 27% average concurrent users drop on its second weekend. In comparison, Odyssey gained 5%.

Failed to maintain the top spot among global best-selling Steam games throughout its release weekend.

Dropped out of the top 10 best-selling games on Steam less than two weeks after launch. Beaten by month old AAAs like Split Fiction and Monster Hunter.

Did not remain in the top five best-selling global Steam games for its release week.

At its current growth rate, it will not surpass 4 million players in its first month, falling short of Ubisoft’s 6 million target.

If growth slows further, it will barely reach Odyssey's 3.5 million first-month players.

The recent Tencent deal suggests Ubisoft had little to no confidence in the game way beforehand.

Despite the game's "success", Ubisoft's stock price keeps dropping.

May 13th can't come soon enough

what IP does ubisoft even have left?
beyond good and evil 2 confirmed?

I think ac:s would have sold better without george floydske

partnership

i wanted ubisoft to completely disappear and the IPs get bought by tencent, this is like getting 3rd place and pretending it's good.

crazy, isn't it?

studio dying

w-wait, before I go...

j-just let me censor far cry 4 to stop the chuds!

You can really tell where their priorities are. Can see why their company is going down.

Hubris and dogmatic adherence to ideology really are a hell of a fucking thing.

hundreds of millions of dollars lost in a single year to like 4 games, all bombs, all salvageable if they just.. didn't.

i was worried, but then i remembered the scene i was thinking about was on Far Cry 3.

TAKE THAT BONALD BLUMPF AND YOU FUCKING CHUDS PIECES OF SHIT ASSHOLES!

Why are they like this? Is this some kind of mental illness that spreads through the air or something? This is beyond retarded.

Won't miss these faggots. Piss on ubislop's grave

Do I buy the dip?

I don't recall doing anything actually.

That was just a mistake they made. They already added them back in. Why do you losers have to make everything about some weird political shit? Do some actual research for once

I wouldn't even buy the dip of a good company right now

How do you specifically patch out nudity on an 11 year old game, by mistake?

how does one accidently remove such a specific feature?

killed ubishit

didn't even notice

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Quit asking questions chuds

some mentally ill leftoids probably patched it out without permission and got found out

I simply did...nothing

The bigger question is what caused them to rush them back in? Tencent?

by intentionally hiring niggers and nigger lovers who you are then afraid to fire or reprimand.

Fear the chud or pay the consequences

Why would someone risk their entire career over something so small?

i did nothing actually

the people actually in charge of hiring at major companies are blue haired cat moms that would stand up and applaud if you told them at the job interview that you went rogue at your last company to own the chuds

people who cut off their dicks don't think about downstream consequences much

He's just mad that the Chinese won't allow any black main characters in games they funded. This is an absolute win. It isn't like Chinks monitize shit anymore than the cryptokikes at Ubijew. So we'll get exactly what we've always got from Ubi but a shitload less blacks and disabled people.

people who cut off their dicks don't think about downstream consequences much

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I did? Damn, nice!!!

Did we ever get sales numbers for shadows? Or was it just the 3 million players from 2 weeks ago?

Why would someone risk their entire career over something so small?

they are not risking anything,
they know they are gonna be fired when tencent comes over and check for people that are not worthy to be on the payroll.

How do you accidentally patch out nudity and reduce breasts sizes?

Stop trying to make Tencent the patsy for retarded game dev activists. Tranny game devs are more than capable of making retarded changes without outside forces.

this, they already know lol, people who do "make work" jobs are generally very very well aware of how worthless their positions are.

only HR retards think they do something of value.

so all those threads announcing how ubisoft owned the chuds was for nothing?

Odd... I didn't do anything

They made those threads for veilguard too.

Oh yeah, that happened.

mod captioned it

Was that real?! lmao

Don't look up the poor fuck who wrote that article.

It's the start of the end. Tencent offers to let them have 75% but after Ubi starts to fall even further they will offer a true buyout. Ubi will be desperate for the money so will sell everything. Tencent is playing the long game.

Its real

Tencent working fast I see.

They still have HoMM...

What a....handsome young man...

We just accidentally put a elaborately designed bra on this character

But there are 3 million players. What happened?

tencent forces ubisoft to make non-woke games

they know how the gaming market works and just want to juice out as much money from white people away to the ccp. it's a win-win.

Lefties only hire lefties. Shrinking boobs to own the chuds is like having a doctorate from MIT on your resume.

Shut up, retard. There are plenty of historical settings that would be based to climb around in. They just shit the bed with their dumbass choices.

What kind of retarded tug of war is going on in the company right now? Lel.

none, its just pure panic, they know the truth, they are being consumed willingly (by the upper brass signing them away) I wonder if any of them recognize any fault with the companies actions that led them here.

probably not, recognizing fault with actions is not a Leftists mindset.

They had to have recognized something was wrong when they delayed the launch and started this deal with tencent before it even launched.

wait a minute. ac shadows were their last chance, but they kept up their woke propaganda? they're literally a team with down syndrome, and level 999 autism

it's about sending a message

It's been 7 years since their last good game.

That’s not right, Rayman Legends came out in 2013 so it’s been 12 years

oh it was

look up pro Ubisoft communities who say they like Ubisoft slop games

while defending they never argue how something is "good","fine" or "cool" but every single fucking argument is "its not that bad"

This is geniuenly sad lmao. Ubisoft Presents - Ubisoft Original "Its not THAT bad bro".

Why the fuck didn't they make more Rayman games, the last two where so fucking good

Clearly we're not being woke enough

Sold like ass despite being ported to literally anything.

How many PLAYERS are we at boys?
Are we at 5 million yet? 10 milly?

Eh, it was probably a contingency for the tencent deal. Nobody can be that tone deaf, right?

It's always the beta cucks and troons as clickbait journalists, like Paul Tassi of Forbes, and how Paul Tassi is defending Assassin's Creed Shadows from "GamerGate", just like how he defended Rachel Zegler and the woke Snow White reboot.

6 gorillion.

Anon Babble is fucking reddit now, mod trannies are getting uppity

Because leftoids are fucking crazy, or did their post-election meltdown not make that abundantly clear?