You are going to take part in the movie experience of the generation, right?

Urban market?

zoomers have been dealt such a shit hand when it comes to entertainment that they are having a complete overreaction to this mid movie and I can’t say I blame them at all. Everything is so lame and gay they are dying for something to be excited for.

Mariobros we are forgotten.....

trans rights

I feel crazy for it but yeah thats genuinely disgusting me. they're not just dumb people having a good time they're irony poisoned zoomers who are there to stage a popoff at the stilted meme lines then upload it to tiktok or whatever then go home. the minecraft movie is just like a hundred layers of cynicism all going off at once and its just disgusting. they've become aware of the slop yet consume it anyways

they're doing it ironically

do you have a peer reviewed study on that? what is your hypothesis on why they would do it ironically?

holy shit, they really do all have the same broccoli hair

They do not have the skin color that enables you to act like this at a movie.

Last I movie I watched in the theaters was sonic 1, literally days before lockdown.
Don't feel like watching anything right now.

KINO

I saw the movie and it surprisingly had lots of good jokes. I'm not sure why Jack Black has to narrate every single thing that happens though.

America is so niggerfied it’s honestly unbelievable. You guys literally model your behavior after barely sentient archaic humanoids

You'll understand how people act once you're not a virgin

These kids all look like alpacas now, everyone born after 2000 is so fucking strange looking

Zoomers get all their mentality and mannerisms from niggers.
Of course when they see niggers chimp out theaters they have to act like chimps too.

zoomers and gen alphas literally incapable of not acting like chimps or the most irony poisoned morons possible

Every generation has their stupid haircuts, this is such a dumb insult

When's the YIIK movie adaptation?

no answer

your statement was debunked chud, go lick some black boot

I was told only blackes acted this way
hum...

boomers don't understand the youngins

proceeds to bitch and shit themselves

the fuck is a chicken jockey

Stop making bottom of the barrel swill for movies and then people won’t disrespect your bullshit. Simple.

employees devastated they have to do the job they were paid to do and clean

Everyone on their phones

lmao this is so fucking gay

back in my day, only """people""" chimped out in theaters. the west really has fallen.

It's not even the hair, their visage is fucked up. They look weird period.

I worked at a movie theater for Revenge of the Sith. This is baby shit. You guys don't fucking know the misery of "fans" like I do.

Yeah it's grim. I was actually thinking of taking my kids to see this shit but I won't if they're going to see zoomers acting like niggers in the theater.

We understand them just fine. This is the most niggerfied generation ever. As such, you base your behavior around blacks including acting like a loud, belligerent chimp in public. As America continues getting browner, expect this behavior to be even more pronounced

Zoomers are weird man

what is your hypothesis on why they would do it ironically?

Yeah its normal to throw popcorn into the air and scream at the top of your lungs going apeshit because a character said "chicken jockey", which has no comedic meaning except being a sneed-tier meme.

as someone who watched the leaked movie I know for a fact the chicken jockey scene is just another generic gag scene with nothing there actually worth this level of popoff. like nothing actually happens, theres no twist or big reveal its just jason moma getting beat up for the like fifteenth time. but for some reason jack black's delivery of "CHICKEN JOCKEY" has become a meme and they're going nuts at that EXACT point that he says it. they're clearly there do react to it ironically and record it for their social medias

boomer is racist

You lost

AYOOOOOO JACKO BLACKO IS BUSSIN' FR FR

do you have the video with sound?

zoomers have been dealt such a shit hand when it comes to entertainment

the entire history of entertainment media is available to them, it's their fault for not enjoying that instead

Service job

Let me just treat you people like subhuman pieces of trash.

This is why I support shooting any uppity entitled "customers" if they ever so slightly mistreat service workers.

people

amerigroids

pick one.

jack black gave me a creampie

Nah little zoomie YOU lost because you’ll have to live in Brazil 2.0 longer than I have to.

Hi, Too Old! I'm Dad!

This isn't confined to just America anon

fuck off zoomie

Grim

I see thanks, I've not seen anything related to the movie except for the cover pic with aquaman and the sheboon but that makes sense
kind of sad to hear that then, not just for the kids but also for the industry. never forget the morbius bait lol. I'm sure minecraft movie is not that bad but still

they think this is bad

lol have some fun

alphies and zoomies are not white

I was actually thinking of taking my kids to see this shit

get your shit together anon. it's your duty as a parent to instill patrician taste in your kids, not to take them to see jew-made movies featuring obese negresses

literal children

People used to dress up and throw shit at the screen for tons of movies, most famously Rocky Horror.

Its not acceptable behavior but you also shouldn't be surprised especially if

Perhaps I was wrong about Indians.....
This is KINO

CONTEXT?

They have no ability to conceptualize danger or consequences

I love public pandemonium. People should do this more often.

At least they weren't setting off fireworks
youtube.com/watch?v=oLEEcOtk3hE

There was a lyric here about the Ender Dragon but he wasn't in the fucking movie

now

That was bred out of them methodically, they culturally went so hard into this idea that being needlessly fearless and courting death is the apex of masculinity, that thousands of years later in our time, they just absent mindedly reach into running lawnmowers or nap on train tracks.

Starring Jack Black as Alex
I'd watch it in a heartbeat, YIIK is kino

hahahahahahahahahahahahahha

An entire generation of children based their hairstyle on a character from a popular film.

Holy shit Sex In Minecraft

why would you want your kids to watch shit like that?

fuck this rocks, if movie theaters were like this in the states i'd probably go more

people have fun in theaters

Anon Babble is mad

and the ocean is blue

Why would fireworks in movie theaters make you go more?

That hairstyle is kino though

that's Leon S. Kennedy as a child

KINO SAAAAAAAAAAAR

no it isn't you disingenuous faggot

Loud, destructive, classless, behavior befitting for blacks, not whites. A white person grows up with a father is considerate enough to know that causing a mess and being obnoxious is irresponsible and will have to be cleaned by someone else.

i didnt save it but there's a video of niggers doing the same shit at a one piece film

Becomes a living nightmare for staff.

they voted for it

When i went in grade 7 to watch return of the king on opening day with my class for a field trip the only thing we did was clap and holler when elf man killed that big elephant. These kids today are fucking retarded