"Put the Snow in the Shoe"
(Parody of “Put the Lime in the Coconut”)
(Verse 1)
You put the snow in the shoe and your sock gets wet
You put the snow in the shoe and your sock gets wet
You put the snow in the shoe and your toes regret
You call the doc and say, “My foot's upset!”
(Chorus)
He said:
“Put a sock in the shoe and you'll feel better
Put a sock in the shoe and you'll feel fine
But don’t go walkin’ out with snow in the shoe —
That’s a frozen sign!”
(Verse 2)
You said, “But doc, my shoe looks cool, I swear!”
He said, “Cool’s the problem when there’s snow in there!”
You said, “I didn’t think it’d soak through too!”
He said, “Snow in the shoe? That’s on you!”
(Repeat Chorus)
“Put a sock in the shoe and you'll feel better
Put a sock in the shoe and you'll feel fine
But leave that snow in the shoe — you'll be outta time!”
(Outro)
You put the snow in the shoe, what a bad debut
Now you’re hopin’ that your toes pull through
You put the snow in the shoe, got the winter blues
Next time bring a backup shoe!