DO NOT BUY A NINTENDO SWITCH 2

buying a switch 2 is retarded

buying a switch 2 is smart

Its a given. I pre-ordered mine the second it went live.

Good luck with that. Nintendies have as much self-restraint as Applefags.

maybe in your shithouse brown country

I'm not buying a Switch 2
I'm not spending $80 dollar for a fucking Nintendo game

I'll probably buy one next year unless there's a good enough deal around Christmas.
They got my ass with that new DK game and Duskbloods.

I will buy it when it comes down to 200 dollars

i wasn't going to until they fucking dropped Kirby Air Ride 2
it's like they wanted my money

Duskbloods

online play is garbage on nintendo systems

i used to work 9 hours to buy a game
you can't even work six?

Can switch/switch 2 even fit in a pants pocket? I don't get the point of lugging around a giant hand held like a laptop. Handhelds should be small enough to fit in your pants pockets.

I'm just happy they priced the poors out it will improve the online portion of all games immensely.

Probably. The Switch 1 can if you got normal sized pockets and take the joycon off

I'll see you in not yharnam. can't wait to slap those frog tities

But I need one to play Donkey Kong.

not watching
buy an ad, faggot

I'm not poor, so I'll buy it.

and just for Donkey kong? hmmmmm?

I didn't buyed

I never buy a console at launch. Never have, never will. Same goes for games over $50.
If everyone was like me we'd never be in this situation to begin with.

This. I've never been more excited for a console launch. It's as simple as breathing. It's such a no-brainer choice. Like buying a new phone each year.

I’m buying a Switch 2. Keep playing your emulators coded by literal toons and western games coded by Indians

Let's examine who are the fuckers behind the gayass "boycott nintendo" shit:

trannies, who will have less money to spend on hrt

poor people

subhuman clickbaity youtubers

Why should I, a well-off White man, heed any of this nonsense?
It just makes me want ir even more

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I’m buying a Switch 2. Keep playing your emulators coded by literal toons and western games coded by Indians

Already pre ordered

Metroid, pokemon za, botw and totk as well.

only tendies eat this shit up so easily

And Metroid. And portable Wind Waker.

I’m buying a Switch 2. Keep playing your emulators coded by literal toons and western games coded by Indians

bowser fury is just that fucking good
jesus, where's bowser fury 2?

nintendo games are so good that they should charge 100 dollars

Especially with what's going on right now. If the rumors are true, in the United States, it'll be $329.99. at that price I'll buy 2.

Boco how ya doing you fat balding fiend? Why aren't you idling in Anon Babble right now?

well-off white man

buys the most child focused consoles

right ...very well-off congrats man

You'll survive

Why does this voiceover sound like sped up AI narration?

I'm not balding, Anon. I'm Robin Williams-level hairy. For better or worse...

Melt harder. It's so funny.

There are no rumors. Why do you lie?

PC gamer here since before you were even born, zoomie.
Thing is, I love GAMES.
Not walking simulator. Not trannies. Not niggers. Not histerical women.
Nintendo/the Japanese are the only staying out of the modern jewish bullshit by principle, so I'm totally willing to give them a chance.
I will be a Nintendo fan from now on.

i dont ever remember snoys lying this fucking easily before a console launch, you people are disgusting

I pre ordered it before I even watched the switch 2 direct
Hell I still haven't watched the direct really lol

what's the weird game that Nintendo will revive this gen?

I'm better looking than you and regularly fuck women you could only dream of giving you a chance
Stay mad

Nintendo/the Japanese are the only staying out of the modern jewish bullshit by principle, so I'm totally willing to give them a chance.

Bait

Custom Robo with mouse control!

For Whom the Frog Bell Tolls.

Or maybe The Mysterious Murasame Castle.

Wrong, stay mad

PS5 SECURED

I was kind of with him until he started bashing digital triggers. I fucking hate analog triggers and love that Nintendo abandoned them for digital when literally every game outside of hyper-realistic racing games uses the analog triggers as a button with no analog functionality anyway.

The Legendary Starfy and no one will ask for it

ice climbers

Shit man, I do!

Sony fanboys boycotting Nintendo

Oh no

Surely thats something you couldve ignored as personal preference in favor of the main message of the video

if nintendo brings back famicom detective club, then anything is possible

ITS TIME!! MORE POPO AND NANA!

Lol it's happening whether you like it or not.

The problem is that he shouts about "industry standards" and acts as if digital triggers are some horrible affront. He just seems to blow everything out of proportion and treat his opinion as gospel with no room for disagreement. That's just the segment that particularly highlighted the problem and made me realize what was bothering me about the video.

Is this peak tendie mental illness, or are these just snoys seething at the lineup and trying desperately to get you to buy a 500 dollar astrobot machine instead?

You mean waiting 8 years between buying consoles?

GPUs every 3 years is fine

Mid life console refresh is fine

Near decade later new console is absolute fanboyism

God damn I’m sick of you dumb cunts

no, they're just like apple releasing a new system every year

Handhelds should be small enough to fit in your pants pockets

Wow you must hate the steam deck then lmao

Bowsers fury is worth the 40 bucks

Delusional

This is hilarious and pathetic

Mostly column B, maybe a tiny bit of column A.

Look at how angry this makes Anon Babbletards

I will do nothing
but op is still a faggot for making a shit thread about a shit topic and also posting a shit youtuber link

game keys are bad

Not a fan of pc gaming huh

skip a meal if you really need a switch 2

Or console gaming for that matter

pc game keys have been a thing for decades. He must really hate pc gaming even more

Im sorry, I didnt know PC games were still being massively sold in physical console format in 2025, I must have been living a different timeline

Im buying 2 units at launch, and 2 copies of mario kart as well, cry me a river

it two weeks worth of food! im not paying that!

Give them a month, they’ll wear themselves out eventually

Why hate something that hasnt been a thing for decades? Nobody is pretending physical PC is a thing, unlike these game key boxes

Nintendo please, please make another golden sun!

New 3D Mario won't be until 2028+, Odyssey team has been primarily fucking about with Donkey Kong, presumably as yet another water-tester for what they should try for when they return to 3D Mario.

maybe shorter than that, i got a feeling they finished the new DK in 2023 and was just sitting on it till the switch 2 launched

I didnt know PC games were still being massively sold in physical console format in 2025

I never said that. Specifically game keys are being shit on here. If you hate game keys you must hate pc gaming. And if you hate a box being sold with a game key then buy it digitally. Unless you hate pc gaming in that regard as well.

if you hate game keys you must hate pc gaming?

Are you retarded? PC gaming is superior, I dont give a fuck about not having a physical box
Consoles have stuck to physical media forever, it is something to be annoyed with when they pull thay shit off
PCs are advanced workstations, consoles are machines to play videogame disks or cartridges to this day, do you not get the fucking memo?

Are you being wilfully retarded?

Sorry you work 3rd shift.

You're the retard doing a whataboutism about PC gaming, PCs have been used digital software for decades who gives a fuck

Actually consoles + PC gaming is superior, my PC vegan friend.

retard, digital triggers are caveman technology. I hate these ridiculous tendies who think anything that isn't mariokart is a hyper realistic simulator. You cant play any game with a vehicle in it without being gimped, you cant even play gta properly let alone an actual racing game.

Don't worry about me.
NTA, you got caught pretending to care about something to drum up controversy, and now you can't articulate why you behaved this way. It happens to all trolls eventually. Key is to be honest and not troll to begin with.

PC + Nintendo* consoles
Xbox are worthless. PS5 even more so.

only MY toy matters!

D-D-D-D... D-D-O NOT BUY

N-N-N--N....INTENDO GIVES ME THE TRAUMA

I stopped playing GTA decades ago when the driving got too annoying. I hate realistic driving in video games.

I don't need a $3000 gaming PC when my $400 Series X does the trick. My laptop plays every other PC game that my switch and xbox can't play, which is just project zomboid.

(You)

how many times had it been posted before? i had to unfilter tendie threads just to post this phenomenon

That person is hysterical
We need to bring back the Sanitoriums

as if I needed more reasons to buy the Switch 2

Yep, Nintendo's audience in a nutshell
White, ultraliberal genetically impaired women and men that act like one as well

Sure thing anon

gta is not realistic driving. Its fine if you want a retarded controller, buy a disabled one with digital triggers and it'll work fine on all your bing bing wahoo. By blocking it from the default controller you block analog throttle on all control schemes meaning all racing games that aren't for 3 years old feel like shit and any game with a vehicle in it even shit like ace combat is gimped.

Why the fuck would you get any of the other toys, retard?
PC and Xbox share libraries, and the only thing snoy has is astrobot, which is just a worse version of a whole library of mario games you can either play on nintendo or emulate.

This is an improvement over the industry standard (doing the exact same thing, but without warning on the box so you think you're buying a real game)

See

astrobot machine

???

The only game the PS5 has worth a damn is Astro Bot.

That's a satire subreddit. You should be looking at the Nintendo Switch 2 one for the real gold.

I get you know.
I personally think its still other nintendo users just trying to have a chance to pre-order/buy it making others not buy it.

Redditors are very bad at satire, it seems.

SAARR DO NOT REDEEM THE SWITCH 2. SARR PLEASE DO THE NEEDFUL AND BUY A SONY PLAYSTATION™ INSTEAD.

Snoytrannies and paid pajeets are getting awfully panicked.

Better at understanding satire than you are, OP.

Don't tell me what to do! For every person boycotting this console, I’ll buy three extra just to piss you off

ill be sticking with my Switch 1 til they lower the price of Mario Kart World

reeee this is the worst thing ever

crickets for snoy raising to $70 first

or for snoy censoring a whole race of people

or for snoy pushing lgbbq to kids

or Xbox pushing cloud while not having sx versions on the disc.

or any of the shady shit ms does

or both having live service cinematic slop games that preach woke instead of being fun to play

Crickets? The whole industry collapsed with DEI being hunted down and Ubisoft (and many others) going bankrupt thanks to it, Sony forced to focus on PC bc they couldnt push their woke bs enough on consoles
God forbid common sense people want Nintendo to be held to the same common sense standards as well, but I guess that'll never happen and the goalposts will keep moving

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I'm no OP. Not even the anon who posted that screencap. Just an outside observer.

I guess that counts as an apology for being wrong.

I don’t collect plastic junk

Wrong about what? was my first post ITT.

I didn't put any thought into it.

To be completely honest I don't really see the point in videos like this. No one here hating on the console actually likes Nintendo or the newly slated games, so whats the point in complaining about it if you're not even going to buy it. And for the "it sets a bad precedent" point, Nintendo has been breaching it for years and everyone that wasn't going to buy the Wii U was already off the ship by the time this will drop. If other companies want to jack their prices they'll lose way more money than Nintendo cause Xbox and Playstation appeal to adults who understand financial stability, while Nintendo appeals to adults who don't. They're completely different markets, and anyone who wanted to relive le nostalgia can choose among the literal hundreds of free open source emulators. I understand the board is pretty unusable right now but why not get off until all the shitposting dies down, maybe go play something. I'm enjoying Chrono Trigger on the DS right now.

Kirby Rim Riders

Thank you, Daddy!

Sour grapes lol

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Xbox and Playstation appeal to adults who understand financial stability, while Nintendo appeals to adults who don't.

Kekarooooooo

It really is a lost cause trying to convince nintendies not to engage in mindless consumerism.

Not only will they pay these prices, they'll happily pay scalpers tor double the price

while in the PC gaming side we have youtubers shitting 24/7 on overpriced GPUs and scalpers ...tendies get full youtube coverage of nickel and diming practices, $80+ games and how it is so worth it
it REALLY feels like Apple just with a gaming coat of paint

adults who understand financial stability

Then how do you explain yourself?

Chin up lil bros. You'll make it.

your niggerspeak is highly repulsive

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You're brown.

That's ok

Drumpf should take responsibility by telling all MAGAs to buy Switch 2.

You must buy the Nintendo Switch U, gaijin goy

but the chuds don't play nintendo games. those are for lefties