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This game is going to be fucking awesome, only Anon Babble-tards would hate it cuz "muhhh it's marvel tier xDDDD"
STAND AND FIGHT
previously on ZOOM RING: THE EBONIC AGES
doomfolk! You can't beat me! So... I rebelled against Heaven!
*doomguy breathing heavily*
doomie, can you hear me? To your left.
*a portal opens*
*Volodimir Zelensky, Isabelle and Dave Rivera join the battle*
*another portal opens*
K-Kojima-san?!! And…Suzi?!
*SphereHunter performs a bayonetta-like flip while wearing his Eve cosplay from Stellar Blade and lands epically in front of doomguy*
*Another portal features Anthony Fauci, Keanu Reeves and Better Man*.
We must be better...
*from a portal in the sky appears Doomguy's dragon who was thought to be dead and in comes Rick Sanchez*
Who is a good boy? You you are a good boy! Wubba lubba dub!
*Minecraft's Jack Black and Jason Momoa fall from the sky doing a waterdrop*
I... AM KYIIIIIIV
*Satan watches in bewilderment*
You can't beat me!
I'm surprised that a fella like you is hurting people, come to your senses, you're behaving like Grummz! -says dave rivera
You can be better than this...- says better man
*Satan orders his army to attack*.
*Captain Zelensky moves into attack position*.
I've dealt with tyrants like you and Putler before!
*Doomguys looks seriously*
DOOMVENGERS!
ASSEMBLE...
*Avengers endgame battle theme metal cover by ROYAL BLOOD*
*Everyone races in an offensive that will decide whether good or evil will win*
*Dave rivera orders his followers in Xitter to overload hell's defense systems*
*Isabelle violently attacks the infernal forces*
I may be wholesome but I'm also tough!
*Anthony Fauci throws syringes like kunais*
Try this, chuds!
*Kojima attacks a giant demon using his epic mecha*
Just like evangeliom! -says keanu reeves
*doomguy and satan jump in front of each other ready to finish this epic battle*
SHART AND FART
This game will kill E33 discussion which is a good thing at least. The shill campaign is going to be funny.
instantly have 3 Anon Babble-tard anti-DOOM JIDF kike shills on the scene
at least make it less obvious next time Schlomo...
/thread
volodimir
Do hohols really
Sorry bro but the game just doesn't feel good to me. The graphics are somehow worse and color palette is incredibly bland. The gameplay is red light/green light + baby's first bullet hell. You can cry schizo, shill or whatever buzzword you want but just as you're allowed to like the game people are allowed to dislike and criticize it
All gameplay footage looks boring and formulaic, sometimes even like enemies wait out on the player doing their miniboss beat saber segments. Hope cranking the sliders can save this.
I like the change of pace compared to spastically jumping around to find ammo.
BUY AN AD YOU FAGGOT
Buy an ad faggot shill
Not even paid shill journos like it. rollingstone.com
if journos don't like it, it must be good
nu-doom lore is so ass
Why did eternal shit the bed so hard on that front
told you, doom 2016 and the soifags were going to kill doom
Doom: The Reddit Ages
I like nu-doom and I also like old doom
Why must we fight, bros?
cringe haters
you are a balding Indian faggot typing cringe on an anonymous board
Because NU-DOOM is everything wrong with the industry, you have never played DOOM1 or DOOM 2 in your life.
Doom: The Dark Ages goes the way of color-coordinated attacks: green indicates an attack can be reflected, and red which signifies that it’s best to get out of the way. The gameplay loop falls into this rhythm quickly, funneling players into one very specific kind of play that emphasizes parries more than gunplay. But in the end, the most effective means of killing boils down to timed deflections to slow down time and pummel enemies into submission after they’ve been staggered with finishers.
lmao
You can like whatever you want but recognize that those two things are not even remotely related
Fauci
The covid really brainbroke the alt-rightoids, huh?
*plays sekiro once*
reminder that Sekiro made a bunch of retards think they were good at video games, specially journalist.
Good for 1 playtrough but that's about it, wish we had a real Tenchu instead but you fucking retards are too stupid to be patient and reading is a big no no cause it will cause you to shit and piss your pants.
Instead of spewing fire at the vessels or attacking them directly with the dragon’s cruel metal claws, the gameplay ends up relying on holding down one of the controller’s back triggers to auto-target, then alternating between shooting and dodging green projectiles to get the job done. By the second ship it became a test of fortitude, with exhaustive repetition of the dragon’s single cinematic take-down that stretches on forever, and mindlessly shooting plate armor on enemies until they’re superheated enough to shatter with the Shield Saw.
Piloting the Doom Slayer’s mech feels no different. But instead of sluggish flying mechanics, the experience centers on weighless-feeling navigation through a red-hued futuristic city filled with massive demons. There’s no real feedback when going toe-to-toe with Hell’s strongest soldiers. The large swings of the mech’s fists or its charged punch flack punch, just like piloting the mech itself. Instead of moving with strength or purpose, the suit is agile, lithe, and capable of sliding out of the way of green projectiles to trigger a slow down and gain access to more powerful attacks. It doesn’t feel in any way distinct from running around as the Doom Slayer himself, which feels like a total waste of the premise.
no mick gordon
why bother
Schulsutz is just as good for this kinda stuff.
redditshultz
you've outed yourself, viral marketing employee
with no real end in sight. Scenarios play out all the same, filled with repetitious melee take-down animations on loop. It’s hot-swapping weapons to chip at armor and shields until they’re ready to break — which shouldn’t really be an issue, except that the pacing is a slog. Doom and Doom Eternal were games that were arguably also repetitive, but their frenetic action and breakneck pace made every battle feel like an adrenaline pumping ballet of blood where improvisation was key, rather than playing tortoise behind a shield.
Mick Gordon is more reddit, though.
why should we be okay with "just as good" when we wouldn't have to put up with "just as good" if it wasn't for the scummy behaviour of ID Software?
If I recall right, it was more of a case of everyone involved being a prissy assholes, which is kinda expected of a Texas-based company these days.
Also, y'all need to apologize.
a case of everyone involved being a prissy assholes
Except not in the slightest, Mick was extremely patient and flexible and they still did their very best to fuck him over
medium.com
Mick Gordon is more reddit
pic rel
It’s funny that Anon Babble hates Marvel now when the exact same group of Adult Swim-worshipping Eric Andre normalfags that defined this site’s userbase last decade were really into Marvel because they grew up with the X-Men cartoon and MF Doom
Reddit: The Official Video Game
nobody would care about these mediocre games if bethesda didn't just buy the DOOM IP to slap onto them.
Kek, autistic but funny
Now this is EPIC. Can you work reboot bearded Kratos into this masterpiece?
god of s.oy 2.0
stop bumping your dogshit thread tranny
I will now buy your game
Pretty much now I'm curious.