Shitty guns that suck ass thread

Pump action is good. The sawed-off sucks ass but the sound effects are cool for both guns.

Shoving the shitty guns up my ass

Super shotty?
What's the alternative in Doom? Chaingun?

Maybe so, but I still like it. The reload animation and sound effects make it feel fun to use.

I'd rather have a buffalo

Fusion cannon is the only shit gun I can think of from BC

rare ammo

slowest projectile speed

high armour penetration at the cost of 0 damage

gay SFX

even gayer projectile VFX

0 feedback because of the fact that it's a gay energy weapon

In fact any energy weapon from any game is automatically shit

is this the payne residence?

better ammo economy than the regular shotgun on any enemy above pinky health

satisfying to use

What's the problem?

What about the slot replacement warcrime gun that fires the divine/demonic energy? That's a pretty neat energy weapon.

I've been playing 7.62 Hard Life with Give Everybody Guns while Anon Babble was down, it's fun and in that game shotguns are king, even more so for characters that have low aiming skills. smgs are also pretty good

also god damn are the early game cars fucking shit
I came across the abandoned police cruiser and while it looks like it may be the game's best car - aside from the BTR - I'd have to push it to Santa Maria or finally progress enough in the game until I unlock the player character's base and also the mechanic that works there

The Bull from planetside. I've never liked this gun, no real reason to use it when compared to any other gun in it's category.

Sorry but lead is superior even to that.

what game

All weapons with burstfire can suck my entire ass.

7.62 high calibre. but don't play vanilla, play either Hard Life +GEG or Mercpocalypse, vanilla will filter the fuck out of you for all the wrong reasons

its objectively great

This gun is fucking awful in every game but the DODS version is my least favorite gun in any game

I miss Day of Defeat.

Any and all plasma guns are always the lamest weapons.
Laser guns are almost as bad but at least they make cool noises sometimes.

That's the literal opposite of what's true though, Hard Life is poorly translated in English, starts way harder and is less straightforward about what you're supposed to do. Blue Sun Mod + Mercpocalypse in the community patches though I agree.

I don't know how anyone can play Doom 2 and not see this weapon as the absolute gamechanger. Now instead of accidentally gibbing yourself with a rocket, you can take down mid-tier enemies with ease. And if you actually count the pellets and damage per, it has better ammo economy than the basic shotgun

skill issue. if you can land every pellet the enemy will die in one shot. the spread remains tight even at range. the game is built around slow-motion aiming. you have no excuse.

I never had any problems whatsoever with Hard Life's translation, don't be born a brainlet in your next life nigga

CS game B11 for CT and it's always regarded as absolute fucking shit. But IRL the USP is fucking reliable and it shoots fucking powerful .45 ACP bullets.

overrated perhaps, but definitely not shitty by any metric.

USP is great in CSGO and CS2, especially compared to the P2000

I'm starting to wonder how many of these weapons are genuinely bad and how many are just neanderthals going

PUT CROSSHAIR ON BAD GUY, HE NO DIE???

most plasma weapons in games are fine. Fallout, Doom, Deus Ex's is only bad because of a scripting oversight.
Most players just have issues with plasma because they're projectiles

rock a

grug throw from three trees away

mammoth die

grug throw from lake away

mammoth die

rock b

grug throw from three trees away

grug miss

grug throw from one tree away

mammoth not die

mammoth stomp on grug

grug think rock b shit

it's the only gun

lol

This thread could easily be filled with TF2's entire weaponry except for stock weapons and a couple OP upgrades

woah this game looks cool anon thanks for sharing

The BAR is good if you're not a spaz.

Hop on and play it then.

POINT CAPTURED

It sucks cause the irl civilian version is now expensive as fuck as it never sold well.

which bullpup is this? its not the fn2000 is it?

a gun that you can exclusively play through the entire game with

shitty

(you)

duke3d shotgun was pretty good

that is in fact MW2's F2000

Why don't they just make shotgun shells with one big bullet so you can actually hit?

Those are called slugs actually.

It's pretty good in BF1

3's was also really bad, but it's even worse in Reach.

3's was OK but it not doing increased melee damage is criminal

3's was worse than the AR in almost every regard. Slower fire rate, slower bullets, bullet drop. It had barely higher damage per shot when single wielding, but less when dual wielding. But in Reach, they thought it would have been a good idea to keep the exact same properties, except now it can't be dual wielded and it does plasma damage for some reason(resulting in even worse DPS).

it not doing increased melee damage is criminal

Oh, but it does do increased melee damage! The Mauler does, too. It does a whopping 72 points of melee damage... while the regular melee does 70.
Ironically, the Spiker is better in ODST because it keeps the melee damage from regular Halo 3, while the rest of the guns got nerfed by roughly half.

We need a shotgun in a game where the spread is specifically shaped around the silhouette of the most common enemy type when facing point black at them.

Anon Babble here, this is funny as fuck but also holy fuck this is torture

I safely made it through the entire game without touching this garbage but one time.
I know there's supposed to be a better weapon in that slot, but I never found it.

This piece of shit that shoots rotten CUM blobs at enemies that sticks on them and when you shoot at these stuck blobs they grow in size then explode.
You would normally expect to, you know in normal game mechanics, go for bigger the blobs to deal most damage but with this abomination of a gun the best way to deal damage is to spread out your shots and hot-glue the enemy before you.
Since I have mentioned damage, it does no fucking damage. You can't head-shot with it, it can't use certain modifiers with it because it is labeled as "area of effect" that has the amazing range of, at most, 3 meters that basically hits no one unless they are kissing, you can't use its critical stats because it has none of nor can you use the status stats of it to burn/bleed/shock/blast/melt enemies because it has none either!
The numbers are genuinely terrible and you have to go out of your way to get like at least 3 damage multiplying buffs going(which can carry an un-modded weapon already on their own) for it to actually kill enemies at high level content where as with any other gun none or 1 is more than enough.
What's the actual worst point on this weapon is that a new player with full of hopes and dreams can get their hands on this massive disappointment of a weapon to be slapped because literal throwing knives or the generic pistol they got at the start of the game was better than it.

plasma gun in Firewarrior can be charged letting the blob pass through multiple targets at full damage

two shots are enough to cause a Word Bearer to do his best Little Mermaid impression as the plasma cooks him in real time

Probably one of the few decent sounding weapons in that game alongside the melta and the rail gun.

what else should one expect from shooting someone that's wearing level 4 armor with a .22 handgun?

Some Halo weapons just need to be underpowered because getting shot at by 12 brutes wielding spikers wouldn't be fun if they just owned you in a second.

game designs snipers for DPS and not damage

Shittiest gun balance in the world

I get that you need to make it fun to get shot by as well, but when you kill an enemy there's no point in picking that gun up. And in multiplayer, they become set dressing.

DPS and not damage

What does the D stand for again?

So I've been to a floridian Anon Babble campout where we did exactly that and I can promise you that laughter is involved.