If you think about it the concept of the loveball is pretty messed up

If you think about it the concept of the loveball is pretty messed up.

Fucking Pokemons is based

What am I supposed to do, give them a mickey and have my way with them until they mindbreak? Fucking disgusting.

Look at what it actually does in Gold Silver and Crystal.

I'd imagine the retcon bullshit it that it releases pheremones that makes them feel good like a candle or something

Its kinda necessary with Pokemon like buneaty hate you to their soul for no fucking reason.

catch pokemon in a friend ball

it automatically gets mindbroken into thinking you're BFFs

Team Plasma did nothing wrong

How so?

They have a very good reason for hating humans.
They know what they do to lopunny's

Until it was revealed that ghettos was a fuckwad who wanted to take over the world. Also N is a little bitch.

Wait shit I'm mixing up the love ball and friend ball.

Cuckball

ghettos

Kek

Don't make excuses for absolute brats.

Pokemon don't have rights so it's fine

catch a machoke with a love ball

learn only after the fact that the machoke was a female and i wasn't using the ball right

eternally doomed to sweaty grunting machoke rape in amazon position now, no pulling out

human-like egg group

All poke balls are mess up anon. You can just hage a base chance of forcing a pokemon to be your slave with any of them.

Pokemons can mess you up during estrus, those pokeballs are for your safety.

didn't they fuck this ball up so it ended up being a faggot ball?

no

Why do you think? You don't think people have proposed IRL with a pokéball? I bet it's happened a million times.

Gamefreak really can't do anything right

It's called the cherish ball anon.

Ohhh is this an onahole and a cockring?

artist

I know what you are

I only ever caught one shiny

had to use a safari ball

That is pretty cool actually. Very few people can say they caught a shiny in the safari zone.

Mind break the mind control pokemon

I still can't believe this Pokemon exists.

I have no clue who drew that, I just thought it was funny.

I'll let you continue to live in blissful ignorance then

you do that by giving her alolan poketreats

Your true love was given to you via an officially sanctioned corporate event, in which millions of other people got an identical copy as yours?

For me it's the premier ball

Catch rate based on the gender of the active pokemon

Would have been REALLY based if it was based on the gender of the trainer haha.

I'm sure you have no ulterior motives.

OK, Anon Babble. Choose your favorite!

Love is love regardless of how it is started

Its hard to do that since I try to catch pokemon in balls I think fits them best. Overall I'd say dream, love, and moon balls.

Dylan

lmao

I like the apricorn balls. I hope they introduce some new kinds in a future instalment. They're just neat.

No bullshit only results

It's a cock ring

Dusk balls are the legendary meta.
Also i think its easy to forget how solid the design of the pokeball is, you don't even really think about it but they really are perfect

Horse Balls.

Whatever the fuck you use for the ultrabeasts

Love ball is the gay ball in GSC

Hilarious.

Eh, Gamma is always just coming up with random names for the male character of any given pairing.

While it's intended to make it easier to catch pokemon of the same species and opposite gender of the active pokemon it instead increases catch chance by x8 of the same gender and x1 otherwise.

So it's a gay ball

Like an actual proper "traditional" marriage ceremony is any different.

Haha what if there was a sex ball haha

hey buddy i got a sex ball for ya right here haha

i mean, y'know ... i mean if you wanted haha...

eat them?

Pokemon that evolved only through friendship hates you at the start

Sounds like they're just picky anon.

QUICK BALL QUICK BALL QUICK BALL QUICK BALL QUICK BALL QUICK BALL QUICK BALL QUICK BALL QUICK BALL QUICK BALL QUICK BALL

How did you think these things worked anon?

pokeballs have gacha rates

go broke trying to fuck a pokemon

It's for Lucario my beloved! I will win her heart without the help of a mon! Nothing stands between us! AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

The team rocket one with the fangs

WOAH SO DEEP
now watch someone drop a youtube video based on that on these days

Pokeballs are the cowards way. It's all about organically finding your life time partner from childhood.

I am a Premier Ball absolutist.
If spending 500 Pokemon Dollars on a single ball is the price I must pay for even a chance to capture my mons, so be it.

Luxury Ball!

Luxury Ball all day every day. My Pokemon live in comfort.

Yeah I wonder why buneary line would hate humans

If you had a tool that would guarantee less hostility you'd use it anon. How is this messed up?

Masuda was implying Kurt is gay. That's why he lives his life obsessed with balls.

that dude's more of a CBT sadist considering how he cracks and hollows out nuts and basically gives you an empty ballsack in return

my first shiny encounter was in the safari zone in Emerald

Aipom ran away!

my second shiny encounter was in the safari zone in Diamond

Croagunk ran away!

my first non-safari zone shiny encounter:

Basculin in Black. A fucking single evo fish.

Just my luck. I bred a handful of shinies on the 3DS but dropped the franchise soon after.

Heavy.

train noises

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Fucking brat

Fucking brats

what have you done to me!

tfw my only chance for a shiny was a fucking bellsprout in hgss' safari zone and the asshole ran away

ten years later and that shit still haunts me

first shiny was a pidgey in crystal before you're even able to get pokeballs

second one was a zapdos in moemon

third one is a fucking piece of shit rattata in heart gold

I'm the unluckiest man on earth.

he's ever seen a shiny outside of the scripted ones

Is that true? They really exist?

1-Premier Ball
2-Luxury Ball
3-Fishing Ball from Ep.694