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That's a very nice ass.

Hot

I am speechless desu

t.

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Damn, that's hot

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only dunmer men can fuck that

I hope he's happy with the remaster....

Based JustinRPG.

He just like me frfr

The Daedra will not attack us because they know that I am here at the Planes of Oblivion on sexual business.

Gets me every time

And people say the models in Remaster were a downgrade

I know lore of elder scrolls good enough to know that people tried it

I get that hecking reference. Where is my gold.

empty

Not now that i'm here.

Unfathomably based

summon doesn't become ashes when killed

????

i want to be him oneday

unreal engine stopped working

it's not a summon

It's an enemy daedra and not a player/npc summon. They never turned to ash.

It really speaks volumes how for all the female characters in Oblivion Remastered, people only find the fire monster appealing

it's might be the follower you get from frostcrag

That's because there aren't any body mods yet

Said female demon is also the only female character with a good body.

it's because for the flame atronach they didn't just slap a male skeleton + animations on a somewhat female looking body

Why isn't the grass on fire?

entire race called dark seducers

isn't seductive

hm... I don't get what bethesda is going for here

and I just don't know if it's because of lazyness or some misguided agenda

You can't see all the cum she is laying on which is lowering the combustibility of the grass.

hot

Captain Renault looks cute.

Actual mental illness. If you think this is based or relatable in any way, you are a brain damaged retard. Simple as. Imagine all the resources we would save if degens like this rounded up and thrown into a volcano.

t. Dremora Markynaz

Hello, Reddit

autism

retard

I make sure I pleasure anything I have sex with, especially non-humans

My knees...

You will never be a eugenicist

*spreads her cheeks*

The same reason why the Skyrim version does random backflips when idling somewhere. Because they can.

For me.

t. ass chad

ASSume the position

I'm not giving Todd my money but I'm thankful for all the new Spriggan and Flame Atronach art it inspired.
I miss Kirkbride man

He has unironically brought more joy to people with that one display of autism than you ever have or ever will in your entire life

Grab some resist fire potions...

Actual underage retard detected
No way the joke sailed over an adults head that bad

I don't think Justin is a joke anon

he'd get off to that idea too

nice ass

LOVE EACH OTHER~
LOVE EACH OTHER~

Tell me someone has the audio clip

JustinRPG was a hero, I just couldn't see it.

Where there is a will, there is a way (resist fire potions).
But do lore autists know if flame atronachs would be down for a fuck? I assume they are intelligent.

2/10 too much ass

Potato encrusted fingers typed this post

Dude is a weirdo and all that but he's right about going to the Planes of Oblivion to fuck.

hmm is it worth 50$ for atronachs' butt?

What would sex with fire feel like bros

and thrown into a volcano

He has a fire resistance spell cast on him retard, nothing would happen to him.

Empty

I can fix that.
I'll fill her up.

Like chocolate when melted in your mouth.

here's your Gold, good sir :)

Salty milk and coins

I can fill her up.
With love.

you are a brain damaged retard

Yes

you dropped your crown, king

so you are here for business or pleasure?

yes, sexual business

are those bones?
that's a cool detail

sigh
*unzips*

It really speaks volumes how for all the female characters in Oblivion Remastered

It doesn't speak about anything because it is actually faithful to the original game. You never played Oblivion so you wouldn't know.

the new design looks kind of dialed in. but at least her ass is huge

cumshot on flame atronach

hear sizzling

Actual mental illness.

What no way lol

justinrpg

always thought of this guy as chris chan, but cursed.

should i get it
i won't be able to play it on high
are there titty mods yet

This is the first thing that happened when I entered an Oblivion Gate, what the fuck did Mehrunes Dagon mean by this?

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The Daedra will not attack us because they know I am here at the Planes of Oblivion on sexual business.

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I have no interest in becoming a daedra

What makes you think Sheogorath is giving you a choice?

If you like Oblivion, yeah it's pretty much just Oblivion but the levelling sucks less and it doesn't crash every ten minutes
Yes there are titty mods

You did get the flame ring... right?

He knows you're in the plains of Oblivion on sexual business.

googling nearest volcano.

Come and clap these fat cheeks fuckboy~

After becoming the new Sheogorath, the Hero of Kvatch's first order of business was to redesign the flesh atronachs.

Yes there are titty mods

TELL ME YOUR SECRETS

hm
how about we toss you into a volcano instead?

That ass is fire

This guy understands life

That's a man of principle right there

this flipflops between cringe and based way too hard

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based beyond belief

zased....so freaking zased

Why do I do negligible damage with my primary skilled battleaxe (which counts as blunt?) with heavily invested strength to basic bandits at like level 7 on normal difficulty?
This game sorta feels like bullshit.

They keep parrying?

based chris watts poster

Fucking BASED!!!!!!!!

Turns out he's Chris Chan, but blessed.

I just want to pet them

he who buggers fire burns his dick

Someone post the reshiram one

FUNFACT: They do that in most video games, retard. Also, women have their own animations, cunt.

only find the fire monster appealing

only

HAHAHAHAHA, OH WOW, WHAT A FUCKING NEWFAG!

If you think this is based or relatable in any way, you are a brain damaged retard.

Agreed. Anyone who says "based" or "relatable" also says something about the average Anon Babbleermin.

All those replies that got called out and have their nerves struck

They hated you because you spoke the truth.

he's determined and that's admirable

claim your ingredientfu you sick fuck

Somnalius, my friend.

my frond*

STEEL BLUE ENTOLOMA SUPREMACY

hehh

I'd rather take damage than not pleasure the flame atronach

giving anthro big ass

muh heckin' based

giving woman big ass

uhh yeah that didn't age well, any game devs around? just don't

They hated him for being an overly literal, autistic joke killer.

nightshade is flirty

Nightshade and Wisp Stalks for a nice toxic threesome.

Are you telling me a remake of a game with legendarily ugly NPCs has ugly NPCs? Holy based.

cheating on reshiram

inexcusable

some of the fem enemies are fucking hot. rape mods gonna go crazy fr.

the Blunt skill influences damage way more than Strength does.

elf ears

ruined

she's so cute bros...

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kek

the Dremora respect his strength and try to recruit him

I FUCKING LOVE CLEARING DUNGEONS

I WANT TO STEAL ANCIENT LOOT AND GET RICH

tits nerfed

sigh

Anyone got some fire retardant lube?

why is she brown

Make her paler and she would be great goth waifu.

how much HP does Justin have?

That it's accurate to the original game

Does fire weigh anything?
Like if you set a stick on fire does it weigh more than if it wasn't on fire?

yeah im gonna say it. i would fuck an argonian.

yeah im gonna say it. im gonna deep-fry an argonian village and open a fast food restaurant serving mystery meat burgers.

Sipbip

gas and pain

Would you burn your dick for it?

Not nearly as bad as Chris Chan because he at least showed the self-awareness to literally disappear of the internet the moment the internet discovered him.

There's a spectrum to the depths of autistic depravity and some people pass the point of self-awareness.

I guess it depend on how much gas and fuel there and how it all weights.

there's still justinrpg sightings in the wild

I dont like how they look bald

still warm...

Yeah but those are in the wild, in real life. You can't just expect him to hide in real life.
He had the self-awareness to shut down all of his accounts across the internet the moment people discovered him. When he does resurface it's just people who recognize him from shit in 2012.

Yeah, it's like when you make something wet and the weight of the water makes it gets heavier.

Dude's like an urban legend at this point. Every few years someone spots him like Bigfoot, muttering about Poképhelias and singing about Yveltal in a Walmart parking lot. Absolute cryptid behavior.

my balls [empty]

He never left the internet. Last I checked he sadly started using AI and was lusting after FFXIV monsters. This was like a month or two ago.

Do any skyrim mods exist to have sex with Flame Atronachs and Spriggans?

55

AIshart claims another victim

Grim

Go so hard that the sweat causes the ring to fall off your finger

Worth

He never left the internet by choice and it had nothing to do with him becoming self aware. Also, the internet noticed him and started fucking with him LONG before he vanished most recently. The Chris saga is one of the longest running lolcow sagas on the internet, my dude.

Last I saw, he was in some kind of weird fucking home for people with mental problems that doesn't allow internet access. And he was turned over to that home after he was eventually released from prison for raping his disabled mother.

Dar-Ma is cute in both games

Fire makes things lighter actually, because you know, the thing that burns partially turns into smoke

reading comprehension

I was talking about Justin, not Chris.

Classic

Oh fuck, sorry. My bad. Justin is on reddit and posts to facebook. I think he shuts down troll stuff pretty quickly, though. Or people just don't troll him in general? He doesn't really have beefs with anyone to be fair. He's a lot more fun to watch from a distance with respect than Chris was to fuck with up close.

youtube.com/watch?v=hsHgLlfHWRk

Justin seems to have the self-awareness that Chris lacks, yeah.

why are we calling him based for writing this but calling him cringe for writing the same thing about Reshiram?

GET A GOOD PICTURE OF SPIDER DAEDRA AND POST IT

GET A GOOD PICTURE OF SPIDER DAEDRA AND POST IT

GET A GOOD PICTURE OF SPIDER DAEDRA AND POST IT

GET A GOOD PICTURE OF SPIDER DAEDRA AND POST IT

GET A GOOD PICTURE OF SPIDER DAEDRA AND POST IT

GET A GOOD PICTURE OF SPIDER DAEDRA AND POST IT

GET A GOOD PICTURE OF SPIDER DAEDRA AND POST IT

GET A GOOD PICTURE OF SPIDER DAEDRA AND POST IT

GET A GOOD PICTURE OF SPIDER DAEDRA AND POST IT

GET A GOOD PICTURE OF SPIDER DAEDRA AND POST IT

Reminder that female dremora are hot now and voiced by Debra Wilson

normalfags are so boring

SING WITH ME RESHIRAAAAAM

Yeah. Normally they have "fire hair" but it goes off once they are dead.

hes the patron saint of fucking fictional characters

I think so, Spriggans have even a mod where they turn you into a Spriggan by infecting, for something.

What if a Flame Atronach and a Spriggan were to go full passionate scissor mode on each other?

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Spriggan's pussy would be burnt while flame atronach's pussy would be splintery
why does this turn me on

I don't see why this wouldn't work.

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Todd had this figured out years ago huh.

You have to explain why he's a waste of resources. Tell them about how there's only a limited amount of phosphorus to grow crops with and once those are gone we will have to ration food like it's the end of Easter Island.

The duality of Anon Babble

I sincerely love this man. He's too based for this world

Where do you think we are? Moralfags need to go the fuck back already

Skills supersede attributes in terms of damage.

The Daedra will not attack us because they know I am here at the Planes of Oblivion on sexual business.

Maybe that'd work in Molag Bal's realm, and even then his business is torturous rape.

I came to Meridia for sexual business - to rub and pat her orbs.

What i am about to do has not been sanctioned by the Nine Divines

remastered modders are gonna rape that creature into oblivion

Atronach ass

Did they actually give her a wood pussy or is my brain just coomed out beyond repair

When they're dead the big bug ass makes them ragdoll face down and hard to rotate, and when they're alive they keep summoning the paralysis small spiders.
It's not easy.

why is their ass exposed?

Why not?

Based GW 55hp monk chad

because it's hot

They're on Nexus even anon have you not looked for it at all?

like bags of sand

cowardly lion from oz lookin ass

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based

volcano

lmao retard, that's where Moltres lives, you'd be doing him a favor

empty

not for long

Raw? Raw.

looks like mike pence

I hope this guy is still around to see the remaster flame atronoch
wonder where he is now

chose the wrong body type I see. I was confused too.

saw a different thread with screencaps of more recent posts of his
he's still at it

I always remember this fucker, God bless him

What were the Oblivion remaster modelers thinking?

DEER PUSSY SEXOOOOOOOOO

don't show this to Anon Babble

Anon Babbleposters joining the modding community just to fuck deers

oh nice lol

He was ahead of his time.

rel

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to bad this isn't a splinter resistance potion

gooning til I get blue entolomas

I fucking kneel

Toss a coin like in Fear and Hunger. Let the coin flip decide whatever it shall be.

haha sex

Get a fucking personality.

Is level 25 Chillrend the best weapon in the game? It sure seems like it.

WOAH! Anon Babble is still active on deer pussy, huh? I thought they stopped posting their doe sex stories.

65630599

Which board is this from? I checked Anon Babble, Anon Babble and Anon Babble already.

No

A man of supreme wit and culture right here.

I got it at level 5 before I understood how leveling worked. How fucked am I?

Not fucked. You can enchant any weapon to do crazy shit. And better swords than that exist anyway.

magma cock

looks at you for 65 HP damage

what now fag

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argonian's are sub humans just like niggers

actually I think argonian's are better than niggers

excuse me, elf plower coming through
i have work to do

Flame Asstronach

Already at least two big titty Spider Daedra mods on Nexus.

he fucking WON

Would.

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I prefer the skyrim flame atronach model

do you guys think sex mods will take off with Remastered? not expecting skyrim levels, but the original oblivion had good shit.

I'm glad someone finally noticed

Yes. Scientists are already in the labs figuring out all this shit.

i know you fuckers liked Quelaag

I just installed this mod and spent like 10 minutes standing near one of these in full chameleon, just staring. I have no regrets.

speaking of which, GW1 remaster when?

As a KHV loser incel with no friends or life or prospects or future, should I learn how to make sex mods for Oblivion remastered so I can be a pro sex mod maker for TESVI and get (you)s from an anonymous korean jaw shaving forum?

REMINDER: JEREMY SOVL DID NOTHING WRONG
LET HIM MAKE MORE MUSIC AND I WILL GLADLY SACRIFICE MORE ROASTIES TO BE SEXUALLY RAPED

you might as well. you do have to be legitimately autistic though. either that or you can do the work while drunk or high. its a huge pain in the ass to make mods usually. and you can get paid but a vast majority of people won't be paying.

(((They))) canceled him so (((they))) could replace him with one of (((them)))

Based and relateable
Cringe and unrelateable

still no sex mods

still no buy

JEREMY SOVL DID NOTHING WRONG

More like Jeremy Sovl did nothing at all considering this is the thing that made the allegations. Hell, I don't even need to do a physiognomy check on him to know he's innocent; I just have to listen to his music.

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What is this

I love Flame Atronachs too.

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Kek

Empty

I can fill her up

Bros, light or heavy armor?

Cloth
Just ordinary clothes

then you'd have angry family members and shit causing problems, people love their little retards. Btw how do you determine who is a degen and who isn't? some people want to throw every user on this board in a volcano (including you) for being "degens".

Light, run at Sanic speed with mithril or DB armor

To be this confident to make this post to a public forum let alone with a picture of yourself. I kneel with the most respect imaginable.

imagine unironically posting this on Facebook where every single family member, friend, distant relative, coworker, boss and future employer can see it.
man, and I beat myself up over maybe using the wrong word in a sentence talking to someone 3 weeks ago in case they got the wrong idea, this cunt is just going full send on his life and not caring.

his retardation and autism have transcended into gigachad status.

it would be extremely painful

They nurfed the spider tits so made this as a compromise.

they nerfed all tits and redistributed them to ass
all clothes have padded chests

read this in nord male voice

Read it in breton male voice

hist sacs too big

Makes the flame atronach lewder

Nerfs the breasts on the spider daedra

Why are big boobs bad but bigger butts fine?

why did you make me do that

These boys work hard and they play harder

Perfect size to make new friends

Enemies tend to turn to face you.

Has anyone done Oblivion NPC AI readings of shit yet? The nord, breton, imperial, and redguard male voices would all be peak comedy for tons of shit, I can already hear an imperial guard reading of the navy seal copypasta

when 11labs launched anons did do this

Most of the armors really do look like shit huh?

Arachno Mommy - Enhanced Spider Daedra

It really speaks volumes how for all the clothed female characters in Oblivion Remastered, people only find the naked female character appealing

I'll probably never pirate it because I would need 500 mods to make it to my liking, and even if there are 500 good mods someday they'll be buried in trash since nexus pays pajeets to spam garbage now.

Wood.

I think they look alright, even some of the ones that looked bad in the original like iron armor look better now

Mt cute gf Dar-ma is perfect

he thinks volcanussy is a bad thing

You'd be doing me a favor buddy

Did you make her a follower with mods?

Why would I want to put her in harm's way

That's why you give her good armor and a weapon so she becomes the harm

You do it raw, fire resistance is for pussies

Dar-ma just wants to make friends and be nice to people, she isn't a warrior

No matter what kind of character I have when she actually greets me so warmly for the first time I can never be mean to her.

try to persuade

it's already at 100

I can't even smalltalk

Likewise! I'm always glad to meet someone new. Welcome! I'm sure my mother would be glad to meet you as well.

I'm always glad to see you, handsome

Todd really dropped the ball here by not allowing you to marry her, she's perfect in every way

I unironically love the numbers and stats-obsessed writing style of autists like JustinRPG and Ulillillia, you simply don't get it anywhere else.

Why do Deadras accept humans entering the planes of oblivion for sexual business?

magmussy...

It's one of the best if you just outright refuse to use enchanting. You can make significantly better weapons with Sigil Stones.

Would've been neat if it started at like 70 or something and all the choices were positive reactions.

Okay based

Casting a low power healing spell on your groin during the process should do the trick