Outlander. What do you want?
Outlander. What do you want?
Long blade training.
Can you introduce me to your cute khajiit slave, please?
TFW NO QT DUMNER GF TO SMOKE SKOOMA WITH
Not even almighty Talos could resist dunmer pussy: what hope so the rest of us have?
Expell N'wah.
Be prisioner in the imperial prison
Get sent to shittowind, crappenfell because of some bullshit prophecy garbage about darkie elves messiah or some shit
Be your average normal as fuck human with questionable nord or imperial ancestry
Get dumped on Seyda Neen and have to spend the rest of your life dealing with these stupid ass tribals being racist, smelling of rice and eggs and ash, deal with constant ash storms everywhere, deal with even more tribal faggots that doubt that you're the second coming of their christ (you do too), get bossed around by a fucking daedric lord because she's the one playing you like a fucking chess piece
Besides the huge mushrooms Vvardenfell is just your average 3rd world shithole but the locals have red eyes and pointy ears sometimes
Stop fantasizing about morrowind chucklefucks. The Canon Nerevarine fucked off to snake girl continent for a good reason. Morrowind and their inhabitants fucking SUCKS and no amount of grey skin and bloodshot eyes fetish is going to make you change your mind and try to settle there.
Made for Nord men.
I just realized all three of my companions in modded oblivion remaster are dark elves, yet my life is for the Empire.
I'm here to train my spear.
It's just fanart masturbating, as usual.
Don't think these threads are made by Morrowind-fags.
dunmer wife pls
Do dark elves stink?
one khajiit wife, please
Outlanders do.
gib ashlander wife
Damn I really should mod this game
solstheim is nice though. also means you get both nord and dunmer pussy which is the best of both worlds
Ash yams are known to give dunmer (the women in particular) bad gas. So they probably do
You can only marry Ahnassi in Morrowind, though.
What does Anna see?
A special friend.
Ashpussy.
Do you know what head mod this is?
Looks like MacKom's
Shame about the neck seam
Morrowind has the most satisfactory hobo phase progression out of TES3-5 since there is a gradual change in people treating you like dirt, normally and then a hero. Also having to earn the Nerevarine title through quests.
I always first the first dragon kill and then everyone calling you Dragonborn in Skyrim happened way too quickly.
Swap the dark elf fetishist daedra for the fucking furry daedra that fucks deer n shit
great so instead of dealing with smelly racist dunggers I have to deal with the deviantart posse and king fursona. wow amazing. I'd rather get my head pushed at full force by ancestral ghosts into a dunmer pussy than deal with offbrand goblins and mutts all day.
You understand dunmers are the most racist species in the series right
species
this implies that they share a common ancestry with me at some point in time (which they do not, although my future children should).
I don't think it is, but I'm just looking at screenshots online.
It's either that or a Westly's face
It doesn't look like a better heads heads, facelift, or familiar faces face
And?
Never ask a dunmer supremacist what race her boyfriend is.
you can see her anussi
Morrowind and their inhabitants fucking SUCKS
Yes, Nede cock
Just her? I kinda remember you had another girl but i basically played it on release so my memory is a bit foggy.
they share a common ancestry with me at some point in time (which they do not
Anon, humans in Tamriel are half elves, they're Nede/mer mutts
isn't that just the bretons?
sickly looking pale skins with red eyes
uhh, this should be all my head mods in order. some mods are more chargen options and not replacers, so it's whatever the last priority head replacer is;
Westlys Master Head Pack X plus Original Faces
Vardenfel Vistages Vol 1
Mels Faces
its not that great for immersion though, some of them are too kawaii and most of the men have gay bishi hair too. but i just stuck a load of mods on and started playing.
worship the literal demons of betrayal, treachery, lies, and assassins
own slave run plantations
superiority complex despite living in ashen shit hole that barely scrapes by
So why am I supposed to feel bad for these guys again?
And to a way lesser degree Cyrodillians. Weird how the most "pure" or races are the Redguards, yet they maintain the most Nedic names in their language.
They don't want you to feel bad for them
You're not supposed to feel bad for them, you're supposed to either be one of them and lead your cursed race back into their rightful supremacy, or fuck the arrogance out of their women.
Why do you disturb me, Bosmer?
ew
They like sharing
ashen shit hole that barely scrapes by
To be fair, in-universe Morrowind has been repeatedly fucked for centuries, enslaved by Nords, cursed by the Tribunal and Azura, raped by Dagoth Ur and Blight, then the Red Year and the Argonian wars, infighting and purges, Morrowind can't catch a break.
Meanwhile the lizards have been wanked to no end, soloing the Oblivion Crisis which brought the Septim Empire to its knees and shattered their pact with Akatosh, eating chunks out of both Morrowind and eating parts of east Elseweyr, becoming independent, and generally writing the Hist as OP bullshit.
The natural progression for the story would be the Altmer allying with House Redoran and help their fellow knife ears and surround Argonia, since the Khajit are in the Aldmeri Dominion and both have an axe to grind with the lizards, but TES VI is in Buganda so it won't even mention east Tamriel.
great I'm late to the party again. the bad thing about these old fart settings from 70s nerds is that all the pioneering shit is done and gone, tamriel has already a settled unified nation for hundreds if not thousands of years and any magic from inter fantasy race mingling is long long long LONG gone.
where's the fucking game where YOU are pioneering some elfussy? we can't let the baby boomer babies have them all while we get the ballast water that is cosmopolitan modern D&D and its offshoots.
What is dunmer cuisine like?
you have to eat all the eggs
the heat of the salt rice cooks the kwama egg
Lot of cholesterol and carbs.
The hobo phase is great but you have to use mods to delay the Tribunal expansion assassin who drops endgame light armor worth 6k right at the start of the game