How's gaming on Mac?
How's gaming on Mac?
Dobson
Is this 2014?
Pc users never really recovered from this
i genuinely miss Dobson
doesn't he make another comic where he eats mcdonalds tho?
i hate posturing about health
It sucks steam hates apple now
IMAGINE BEING
I dunno, let's ask Dobson!
Isn't this nigga obese?
jesus fuck dobson
how is an adult so dumb with basic computer shit
Hes a gen x, computers to him might as well be magic
I was forced to use macs for four years of design school and holy hell it was an awful experience. Way to rip off tech-illiterate idiots
powerPC in 2015
oh my god
SO FAT
I remember watching a video of Dobson playing Skyrim on his toaster at a silky smooth 4 fps. Sadly his youtube was wiped clean
food analogy
Imagine a giant penis flying towards your mouth, and there's nothing you can do about it. And you're like "Oh man, I'm gonna have to suck this thing", and you brace yourself to suck this giant penis. But then, at the last moment, it changes trajectory and hits you in the eye. You think to yourself "Well, at least I got that out of the way", but then the giant penis rears back and stabs your eye again, and again, and again. Eventually, this giant penis is penetrating your gray matter, and you begin to lose control of your motor skills. That's when the giant penis slaps you across the cheek, causing you to fall out of your chair. Unable to move and at your most vulnerable, the giant penis finally lodges itself in your anus, where it rests uncomfortably for 4, maybe 5 hours. That's what using MacOS feels like.
A webm of this incident survived but not the full video
Shit. I own a macbook.
If you want to gayme don‘t buy one, if you want to do work (that does not resolve on cad) or want the apple ecosystem get one.
me too, i remember the guy who teached adobe illustrator sperging constantly about MAC superiority, but the software glitched constantly , Flash did too, i would ask him and he'd just go "oh its a MAC thing, it has no solution, just reset the pc and redo it"
holy shit i didn't hate mac users until he taught me to
Didn't he want to come back a while ago?
It's funny how everyone bitched and whined about macs every day, but after graduation were still brainwashed into the cult of "you're not a real professional if you don't have imac"
There would have been far more fanfare on Anon Babble if he did.
i am now getting a mac
Macs were amazing when Steve Jobs was alive and bullied the engineers into making good UIs.
Not this Windows shit where you need a degree in archaeology to figure out the 5 layers of control panel shit that got stacked on top of each other since Windows 98
This was how I played Skyrim for the first time on a woefully under-powered school laptop, but at least it wasn't a woefully under-powered Mac.
old but gold youtube.com
It was a fake
The real Dobson is dead, buried under some inconspicuous spot on the Zelda Williams estate.
He's not wrong, you know
I mean yeah, gen 6 sucks ass
ALL OF THE DAY BRO
Wasn't he about to return? What happened?
YOU LOOK AT COMPUTER
Isn't the whole point of Apple products that they are convenient? Atleast that's what applefags always say.
They are only convenient if you base your entire life and identity around Apple products.
It's non existent. itoddlers' only hope was Asahi Lina who made Portal 2 and other games playable. But chuds cancelled her so it's over.
Nobody cancelled >her
Hector Martin had an autistic meltdown and cancelled himself after the troon he was living with exposed him as an abuser (and for larping as an anime girl). And after Linus called him out for being a drama-seeking tard who had to screech on social media whenever he didn't get his way
IMAGINE BEING AT COMPUTERS
They're convenient for normie use cases. If you ever need to get your hands dirty, it's very painful.
It’s also comical his idea of “health” food is just a bunch of fruit
The moment that taught me to archive shit more was when the video of him complaining about online bullies while playing Skyrim
draws McDonalds logo, probably for memory
has to search google for an image of fruits because he can't imagine them
lol
But dude, don't you know monkeys eat bananas and are fucking fit? Fruit is the only thing you need dude!
(Didn't steve jobs die of malnutrition because he was eating nothing but fruit? Or was it someone else?)
he did try that
Absolutly destroyed /thread
i remember playing evolve beta like this when it came out
good times
Who the fuck is steve jobs
ligma balls
The guy at google probably i dunno
Not only did he die because he ignored medical advise for one of the easiest forms of cancer to treat by doing a fruit only diet, he refused to bathe to the point they would regularly throw his office furniture away because it was less expensive than getting deep clean specialists to clean his office space.
He had a visible funk surrounding him whenever he entered a room, and he took regular trips to india to bathe in the ganges with "spiritual healers"
He was a fucking rancid dude.
IMAGINE BEING AT COMPUTERS
I genuinely miss food analogies
"Steve Jobs didn't shower regularly during a period when he followed a fruitarian diet and believed he didn't need to bathe due to his diet. This caused body odor problems and led to his being assigned to the night shift at Atari because his smell was so strong. Colleague who worked with Jobs recalled frequent arguements with Jobs over his body odor, his compromise was to soak his feet in the toilet water in the employee restrooms."
What the fuck?
the effects of LSD, it makes people retarded, gullible and psychotic. to think the feds shill it still as "le smart drug"
I just like Mac OS better.
its like a gacha, its only convenient if you are really retarded and keep throwing money at them because everything it runs has to be Apple propietary.
Apple did it all by itself, they always hated gaming.
it works, but it sucks.
There is a proton clone now, thanks Apple, very cool. But it's like a year behind Valve and then uses Molten-VK on top of dxvk to do dx > vulkan > metal
So much for being on the 'bare metal' there metal.
shovelware
jesus
This is such a common trope it's not even funny. Every person who I know who uses mac for work is a tech illitterate that thinks to know how PCs works. They refuse to try anything else than Mac too.
bathing in the ganges would make you filthier
he's the original Anon Babble admin, newfag
I just like Mac OS better.
Yeah his cancer was also caught early enough to be extremely curable but he decided that eating enough apples would cleanse his body of the sickness. The guy was a nutjob.
boomers and gen x invented what you know as computing today