Zelda fans be like yo this gameplay is fire

Zelda fans be like yo this gameplay is fire

OP be like yo this cock is fire

ngl i think totk is a technical marvel that blows every other open world game out of the water, but its also a bit messy and reusing hyrule really hurt the novelty of the game

It's that time of day again. OPs Zelda schizo meltdown continues. XDD

botw

shitty warriors followup

totk

shitty warriors followup

90$ for good versions on switch 2

the zelda franchise lost and got raped

How many threads does OP have up right now? I'm counting at least 5

OP still posting fake videos 3 years lmao. Mindbroken

the fact that it takes less time to do it the boring way is why TotK sucked to me. all of the features are pointless

Why must you do this every day, every week, every month, every YEAR.
Do you have nothing else to do?

It's fake you dumb faggot. See You reminder of the BotW haters claiming that the world was "empty" despite there being an absolute fuckton of content everywhere. Lies and schizo drivel is how the hater cope with the assrape

That's not the point, tendie

My name is Donald

it's a technical marvel but it's also a terrible game, it's just a gimmicky physics sandbox

bro... What if all weapons are temporarily available and fragile!! even kojima didn't thought of that.

Feels good knowing Anon Babbletroons are still shitting blood.

Looking forward to playing the Deluxe Definitive editions of these masterpieces on my shiny new Switch 2 next month.

Eh, I don't find appending game objects together that innovating. It basically copied Scrap Mechanic.

Deluxe Definitive editions

Already played on my pc for free

DINNER DINNER DINNER DINNER DINNER DINNER DINNER DINNER DINNER DINNER DINNER DINNER

Pedophile

You're a nigger

Looking forward to playing the Deluxe Definitive editions of these masterpieces on my shiny new Switch 2 next month.

Nintendo are about to rape Anon Babble all over again.

Copy pasted shrines aren't "content" you retard.

Pedophile snoytranny eic, copy pasted threads aren't discussion

zelda fans speak in ebonics

do they really?

Copy pasted shrines

Shrines aren't copy pasted. You might as well say Mario levels are copy pasted. Fucking retarded schizo. Seethe into YEAR TEN.

Proof that this game is for faggots that like Lego.

clean it up janny

doesn't know Just Cause

nintendo fanbase is the most clueless group of gamers on earth at this point

Proof that you are a pedophile, eic

Why are you such a pedophile, eic?

Never touched any fucking co*sole you retard schizo toddler

Shrines aren't copy pasted.

Fine. Shrines with a flash game tier puzzle inside aren't content.

Seethe into YEAR TEN.

It's been ten years and you still defend a mediocre open world game. It's really sad.

this game is so buggy. its a complete mess when you get anything set up

left: void

right: apple

It's that simple

No, no we're not. As a long time Zelda veteran, I must say that my disappointment with the state of the franchise is immeasurable. BotW and BotW 1.5 are not Zelda. I have heard others in the community echo the sentiment.

You forgot to show the hours of googling and Youtube video watching for the right

Left: boring fetch quest
Right: boring fetch quest but with Pg13 minecraft for the autistic

Keep seething on Anon Babble lmao

gets bullied for liking a game for toddlers

k-keep seething!!!

ok lmao

left is twice as fast

tells you all you need to know about the game

just make your own fun bro

when making a basic bitch 3 wheeler is faster and walking is more efficient that's what players will do

It's fake bro

Why did you think it would be good idea to waste your life seething on cartoon pedo board? How's that working out for ya?

I don’t really have any skin in the game here but after observing these threads from a distance for years it’s crazy that Zelda defenders only argument is always

he le posted another epic thread

methinks we’re winning :)

This nigga glitching

I have more fun bullying toddlers than they have playing their games.

lmao you can always commit suicide next month when Switch 2 launches.

Good luck playing Mario Kart 52967322: Totally New Game Edition on your 800$ equivalent of iPhone 10

Why would that upset me?
As a PChad I will be emulating it day one only to post screenshots here and make you seethe.
I won't play any games of course since it won't have anything worth playing.

That’s what I mean yeah.

lmao this is just as gimmicky and unfun

A game so nice they made it twice.

ayo check this gameplay out, it's bussin frfr no cap

fetch quest but you get to make your own vehicle

:O

As a PChad I will be emulating it day one

IS THAT GARRYS MOD WITH LESS FEATURES AND A ZELDA SKIN ON TOP?

OH MY SCIENCE ITS THR GAME OF THE CENTURY

seeing the tendie getting all riled up every single time will never be not funny

Why didn't Rare sue Nintendo?

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Nice sametrannying, eric

ancient battle axe

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what a dogshit game lmao

Why are your such a pedophile, Eric?

Yeah that’s what I’m referring to

over 6 years in development

Disingenuous.

she spends her life seething on Anon Babble

Lma0o

Both are boring
riveting fucking gameplay to move something from point A to point B with nothing inbetween
if it was a puzzle of moving an object within a confined space and you had to figure out what object to move and where, it would have more sense to it

this is just showing you what object to move and showing you where to go so that you don't get lost running a straight line for 5 minutes straight
there's a reason nintendies are also called nintentoddlers, the brain power required to figure out these games is that of a 2 year old's

I fucking hate building mechanics in games so much its unreal. Zero challenge, complete time waste

need to get to a place

GTA: throw a dude out of a car and go

this shit: spend 5 minutes slapping a makeshift gaymobile together to achieve the same goal

Why ares you such a pedophile, Eric?

This game is so shit. They need to go back to making real Zelda's.

and here we see Nintendo's greatest champion

some esl troon that can't even formulate an argument

Why are you such a sametrannying pedophile, Eric?

LOOOOL

Why are you such a sametrannying pedophile, Eric?

Fake

See

Who the fuck is Eric? Some black guy who raped you?

Fake

This game raped OP so hard Nintendo lives rent free in his head and cries every day on Anon Babble.

it's insane how TotK rehashed the game world and still got perfect scores
truly a gayming journalism moment

open world ubislop

I'll stick to fun games instead.

PS5

800$ for 480p 35 fps and zero games

Xbox

730$ for 360p 25 fps and zero games

Steam Deck

PC but with 50% performance for 90% price

Switch 2

450$ for 4k 60 fps for shitload of kino games

this proves reviews are completely meaningless when it comes to nintendo games

Post more fake photos. Let's see how desperate you are lmao

Exciting in a Nintendo game is picking up an NPC in your car and dropping them off

Sometimes I forget you guys missed the entirety of open world game evolution.

st-stop it!!

Again, seethe all you want but it's not fake, I just literally created this screenshot with both videos side by side

BotW

Zelda fans

my point stands and your post proves me right

Just make your own fun bro

no thanks

Ubisoft, EA, Rockstar, Bethesda, etc. have been making open world games for a decade or even longer

genre is stagnating

Nintendo shows up

having no background in AAA 3D open world development, they decide on a whim "Here, let me try that"

right off the bat, Nintendo make the best open world game ever made on their very first attempt using a fucking toaster.

This will never not be hilarious.

being this delusional