best hunk simulators to play?
Best hunk simulators to play?
Hercules for the PS1
Duke Nukem 3D
how is this cartoon gonna try to tell me a man like Johnny can't get some as if women wouldn't be all over him
Cho aniki the original and still the best
Helltaker
that episode where he feels all weak, apparently due to testosterone drop from growing old and then his mother tell him that he will always be 25 years old and suddenly he can lift just as much as he could before
The creators said it's not that he can't get some, it's just that it's more entertaining when he fails. Imagine the show but Bravo gets every girl he ever looks at. It would end up being the same "girl sees him with another woman and leaves or gets angry" gag every time.
Huh. Now that I think about it, seeing cartoon women fighting over a guy does kinda sound entertaining.
...Are there even any games where women fight over the player's attention?
Isn't one of the XCOM games full of Beef McLargehuges?
the joke is he's an idiot, anon
because the real black pill is being a personalitycel and even if you're a Chad you'll die a virgin if you have autism aura
hello 911 emergency theres a handsome man in my house! Scratch that, its just me
here there, pretty mama. Anybody ever tell you I have pretty eyes?
(in response to being told she has a boyfriend) you look like the kinda girl that could use two
anybody ever tell you I'm pretty?
wanna play TV? I play with your knobs and you watch my antenna rise
You read these in his voice.
Resident Evil 2 4th survivor
Resident Evil 4 mercenaries
that last one can't be a quite from the show
Nu Zelda.
Just kidding.
Did you never see the episode where the girl is into him and he basically drops his spaghetti?
Chadfinder
He had some weapons-grade autism and no amount of muscle is going to save you from that.
Spurd O. Sparde
Wendufags everyone...
You'd be surprised with the amount that writers pushed the envelope to get shit past censors in the 90s. Everyone knows Animaniacs did it a bunch by drawing attention to double entendres but it happened all over the industry
Because he's an annoying idiot that lives with his mom, his physique is the only thing he has going for him.
He's not rich
...Are there even any games where women fight over the player's attention?
every single erotic game?
I don't get the it. Too burger specific I suppose.
You don't get it because nobody in your country has any hint of testosterone. I bet you live alone with a cat.
It doesn’t matter what you look like. Women don’t actually have souls. They are gods creations. He was omnipotent when he created this simulation. He literally calls it hell. He makes all the porn himself. You can even talk to god just ask your mother or girlfriend. They are like his clones basically. But you also are god, only some of the men have souls. And god loves to cuckold them, and to make them play videogames and watch porn and eat unhealthy food he designed to poison their bodies.
Never seen anything like that though. It's always you trying to weasel your way into their panties and them just eventually accepting you.
Never seen a woman fighting another woman over the guy's attention, not even in harem games. Strange.
he thought bara fetish mod was the base game
...Are there even any games where women fight over the player's attention?
Wasn't there a dialog along those lines with Miranda or Jack in Mass Effect 2? Or am I conflating their biotistic catfight with the romance paths?
Plenty of that in harem porn games, like Evenicle. I like how in Succubus Affection, whenever you plow a monster, others will come closer and shake the goods or masturbate in anticipation.
Johnny doesn't like to use his athleticism to play with children and look like a superhero by comparison
Grim, I don't even care about women anymore, I just want to play.
He is canonically not a virgin and scores outside of the episodes.
If Johnny were to do that it'd be to get into the good graces of their single mama.
Thing is he's basically a child so he wouldn't be able to be a surrogate dad, at most he'd be like a surrogate older brother. Might be an amusing setup for comedy if the actual dad was in the picture with Johnny being the manchild that he is.
Speaking of RE
This is my favourite type of comedy.
they compete all the time but since they're women, they do it in indirect ways with passive aggressive actions instead of strangling each other
He fucks, just not in his own series.
Problem, officer?
It's a power fantasy game, I'll RP as whatever I want.
kof xiii
My glasses! I can't see without my glasses!
My glasses! I can't be seen without my glasses!
works out
but still an autist
obsessed with pussy
rejected by every woman he's ever talked to
never gets laid
Anon Babble in a nutshell
He gets a ton of tail, but the episodes only show the times when he fails, because it's funnier.
Shut the fuck up, Boco.
The first episode of the show tells you he isn't a virgin
youtu.be
BLASTO where you play as Johnny Bravo's father in a Space Ghost mask
rejected by every woman he's ever talked to
He had multiple women who genuinely liked him.
screams like Elvis holding a note
lol forgot little details like this. How did we get a cartoon this based
Carol the Antelope
Becky the Moose
Fluffy the Werewolf
Anon Babble in a nutshell
all the modern maymays forgot the most important thing
"chad" is a fucking idiot, and not in a "based" way
this crossover was actually very kino
why was he allowed to hang around this little girl all the time? Wasn't he in his 30s?
underrated
All the girls were orphans, Johnny is their legal guardian.
Never did notice Johnny's kawaii anime smile before.
Anything fist of the north star pretty much.
Were Pops and Carl good additions to Johnny Bravo?
Course of Temptation
now I can't unsee it so thanks asshole
Carl helps make Johnny feel cooler, even though he's the victim of slapstick. Carl is the inverse Spongebob, where his good nature can-do attitude is seen as negative and Johnny's nonchalance attitude is the pull. Pops is fun because he's the actual voice of reason without being too preachy, plus he's fun for the setting (Diner keep, while Johnny is a lite greaser).
I also could've sworn Pops was hinted at being Johnny's dad, unless Bunny was actually just a groupie for actual Elvis.
He's not a virgin and some of the women do like him , it's just funnier when he's a Pepe le Pew type character going after women who are absolutely not interested for one way or another. Johnny isn't actually a bad guy
I can only see it if I force myself, thankfully
I think about these lines monthly to this day
Bunny was actually just a groupie for actual Elvis.
Whoa mama.
He lives in a society.
i remember this being kind of hard but maybe i was just bad at games back then
I watched the entire show recently and he does get some, although is so subtle and not explicitly shown nor mentioned, you just see the afterward.
WELL YOU HAVE SACRIFICED STORY CONTENT FOR MINDLESS VIOLENCE AND LACK OF STRUCTURE!
You can easily tell people at Cartoon Network were butthurt that an imported show like Dragon Ball Z was getting better ratings and coverage than their own cartoons.
Hey, I remember that Anon Babble thread. Good times.
I remember playing the demo of this on one of those PS demo discs when I was young. Took me years to find it again and to realize it was Phil Hartman who voiced him.
this joke has lived rent free in my head since 1997.