Any video game world record holders you know about?

Guys please dump all the awesome Twitter screenshots all you have to remind myself that I am on Anon Babble

lmao

I am loathe to admit it, but I did purchase the habanero.

A lone white man fighting an army of seething speed trannies paypiggies and their troon lover leader Karl Jobst. And Billy still wins in the end.
I can't think of a more masculine man than Billy, maybe Donald Trump but it sure is a close competition

KING OF REDDIT

reddit hates Billy /ourguy/ Mitchell

unironically giving legal advice to Billy Mitchell

Why do people continue to believe Billy is stupid?

Because he loses nearly all of his lawsuits? He's just a son of billionaire and can afford to make them infinitely until he wins.

PAY UP KARL

Billy doesn’t lose most of his lawsuits, he settles them because his opponents come begging to him for mercy.

he doesn't lose, he settles because he's a nice guy. Too bad Apollo killed himself even though King Billy showed him more kindness than he deserved

I know lawyers will ALWAYS cash your check.
But karl must have been told a thousand times that he's not gonna win by them right?

uses the court system to legally blackmail people who expose his lies

Is this actually true?

Thanks Billy

Is it worth buying?

Because he loses nearly all of his lawsuits?

That's a funny way of saying "undefeated".

Wasn't his record take down from the site and only exist in an old archive?

I've seen posts about this dude for years and I still don't know what it's about.
Quick rundown?

Internet drama that only trannies care about
Ignore all other replies.

Man makes hotsauce that blows anything mexican out of the water, redditors lose their mind and try to connect some old donkey scores they say he faked in order to frame the hotsauce as containing horseradish extract, based king billy blows them out of the water

all you need to do to get a wr speedrun is to be one of the only people on the planet willing to finish the game in a single sitting and to archive the stream
i had 3rd place in alone in the dark 3 any % for years because there were previously only 2 other people submitting runs and my run was 6+ hours long

Eh. I am hot a "hot sauce" kind of guy, I generally just use some tabasco on pizza and whatnot here and there or some cholula on eggs. It's way better than cholula, I will say that. I didn't pay shipping and it was 13.50 for the bottle with the discount code. I imagine it would be way cheaper at a grocery store.

Billy does have his face plastered on the bottle and it does mention his vidya gayme cheevos. I suppose it's an interesting novelty if your local grocery store doesn't stock the stuff. For 13.50 you can just get tabasco or something at your local store. It doesn't have that shitty xanthan gum or any bullshit like that in it, though it does have "vegetable gum."

I may be wrong but I think he was advised to settle. Even if what people say about Billy is true, I can't feel bad about Karl here. It's Australia, how the fuck did he think he could win anything in court is beyond me.

Revolution 60

My nigga

Ah I see. I'm just a sucker for habanero shit and thought it was worth a try and not some generic shit.

THE KING ALWAYS WINS BABY

I wouldn't call it "generic" but it is what it is. "Nice" is what I would call it. It's way better than that stupid "ASS FUCKER NINE MILLION SHITVILLE UNITS OF BUTT RAPE DONKEY COCK" memelord bullshit.

seethe karl

PAY UP KARL

Holy based

I bought some. It's ok, but then I took a massive shit afterwards. I don't know if it was the taco or the sauce that caused bowel movements, either way the sauce is delicious.

Twin Galaxies - Settled (WIN)

What's the logic behind this? Billy was publicly vocal about how he hated being put in the Historical Database and that Twin Galaxies said it was a database with "a lot of cheaters in there," to the point that Billy thought it was a breach of what he wanted out of the settlement and sought further legal action that didn't really resolve the matter further.

When Billy is publicly whining that he didn't get what he wanted and lost out, how is that a "win"

Begrudgingly reinstated his scores since they couldn't prove he cheated

Putting him into the Historical Database was either an act of spite or a way to get speedtrannies off their back. Of course Billy would be mad that they pull this sneaky shit when they were proven wrong.

his case AGAINST cartoon network was dismissed

that doesn't mean he lost

crawl out of his ass. you look like a fucking fanatic.

Begrudgingly reinstated his scores

But that's the thing: they didn't. They archived his scores instead. That's all the expert opinion of "maybe if half a dozen things went wrong with the cabinet and recording (to the point that Billy's score wouldn't have been valid to submit anyways), then that might cast some shadow on the evidence against Billy" was able to get him: being logged in the database that Twin Galaxies' own lawyer commented about with

"A lot of cheaters are included in that historical database."

Real non-meme answer: Some people just get off on the idea of people being wrong or doing the wrong thing only AFTER they were warned. It means more to them if they pick a fight with a lion if someone gave a reasonable and sincere effort to tell them that they would not win.

That's why Karl losing is so much funnier when you learn that he ignored the first lawyer and didn't want to settle.

get face cancer

lose law suits you invested so much about

public humiliation

viewers are starting to turn on you

How long until Karl goes an hero

They exploited a loophole. They also deleted fucking everything including the threads and banned a shitload of people bitching about the settlement and accusing him of cheating.

you misunderstood my question.
I am asking why do people continue to underestimate Billy's intelligence.

it's not bad at all. not trying to be a shill but billy's sauce has a higher concentration of pepper mash vs. other brands so you taste less vinegar and more pepper

His first lawyer was paid for by notch. It was a top tier lawyer. He told Karl to settle, because there was absolutely no way he was going to win.

Karl jobber fired that lawyer and hired shitty ones that told him what he wanted to hear

They want him to be Todd Rodgers 2.0 more than they realize. Ironically, their accusations against Billy would make him the greatest mastermind in existence if they were true.

He deceives judges, be it legal or vidya judges

He knew every intricacy of MAME before anyone else, set it up himself and abused said intricacies for DK

He manipulated every arcade cabinet owner he got in contact with

He managed to cheat on a live arcade for events that he barely had any correlation to

He even tricked Twin Galaxies, Guiness and Namco themselves

Billy Mitchell

Famous for his Donkey Kong and Pacman records

was accused of using an unofficial emulator/arcade cabinet for his Donkey Kong score (it should be noted that he is a good gamer, that was never in doubt)

the evidence was seemingly solid

Made Billy seethe

Billy Mitchell became the villain of the internet because of how litigious he would be to anyone that accused him of cheating, this is why he was hated for so long, not just for cheating that's whatever, but how he would try to sue anyone who called him a cheater

Karl Jobst, speedrunner guy and makes speedrun videos

He hopped on the train to expose Billy constantly, turning him into a full on drama youtuber mainly against Billy and other speedrun cheaters

He clearly got way too obsessed with Billy, you can just look at his videos and how much it revolves around Billy

Apollo Legend

Made a video accusing Billy

Billy also tries to sue him in court

they settle out of court

Apollo Legend kills himself and writes a suicide note

Karl Jobst, in his obsession of Billy, made the error of offhandily claiming that Billy Mitchell was responsible for Apollo Legend's suicide even though Apollo's suicide note did not mention Billy once

Karl Jobst and Billy are in a legal dispute, both over claims of Karl accusing him and cheating and the claims of him killing Apollo, however Billy dropped the case about the cheating and focused solely on claim of him killing Apollo Legend

Karl had a fundraiser for this legal dispute, fans donated

Karl's fanbase are not that aware that the current legal battle Karl was fighting against Billy was about Apollo legend's suicide, not anything about cheating

Karl get's BTFO in court because accusing someone of being responsible for their suicide with little proof is retarded

this event signehandily gave Billy the win to completely turn his reputation around while Karl now has to deal with his own fanbase hating him for feeling mislead

Kudos for posting a non-biased summary. Didn't expect that.

Why do Americans worship cheaters?

PAY UP KARL

Not really, looks like you don't either though.

I'm certain the first thing the idiot told any potential lawyers was that the money wasn't a problem because he was being backed by the creator of minecraft himself, a billionaire. They saw the huge sign on Karl's forehead that read "huge moron" so they just agreed with everything he wanted while they kept over charging him.

there were never 2 lawyers, there is no evidence for that, stop spreading misinformation.

Are these threads actually Billy making them or an Indian he hired to spam them here?

This is the truth. I was never a fan of Billy due to his shenanigans over the past 20 odd years. Especially with his relation to Todd Rogers way back when. I considered him to even be a lolcow to some degree but this event has single handedly vindicated him. My order of Rickey's arrived yesterday. Everyone loves a good comeback story

Anon Babble

needing an indian or the subject in question to spam an e-celeb drama thread

if only

Karl Jobst and Billy are in a legal dispute, both over claims of Karl accusing him and cheating and the claims of him killing Apollo

Wrong, Billy never brought any legal action in relation to the cheating claims, only for the suicide. The most he did for the other claims is sending a concern's notice, which is a polite way of telling someone that they're close to being sued for the bullshit they're pulling.

The judge didn't say he didn't cheat.

Is it really that hard to get a normal haircut? I mean I get it maybe in the 80s he thought the style was ok but how can he even be in public looking like that?

billy makes people seethe so that's a good incentive for anons to post the thread

The judge said that it had nothing to do with the trial, therefore he didn't consider it at all. However, the TG case was settled precisely because the so called evidence of cheating was too low quality to stand up to scrutiny, so Billy has yet to have a real cheating claim against him.

Thanks for reminding the zoomers that its not just millenials shitting on them.

Karl is a soilennial, not a zoomer

I fell for Karl's grift, but now I see just how funny this motherfucker is. I'll have to buy some hot sauce as penance.

Great reading comprehension retard. The poster is obviously a gen x'er. Zoomers get a victim complex where they act like the only people on this website besides them are Millenials.
Believe it or not, most people arent just constantly shitting on zoomers in public, so the comment is obviously about here. Billys comment didnt even shit on karls generation so that wouldnt make sense either.

there's no proof he cheated. the only 'proof' (which is dubious at best) is that he used mame for one of his high scores. the definition of cheating says "to act dishonestly or unfairly in order to gain an advantage, especially in a game or examination." there's no proof that billy even knew he was using mame first of all, and second of all, the act of using mame in itself doesn't provide an advantage over using original hardware, therefore even if that was true, it wouldn't satisfy the definition of cheating. more proof is required for him to be accused of that

ApolloLegend settles lawsuit with Billy

ApolloLegend never paid Billy any money

speedrunning community burns bridge with Apollo

EZScape with Karl Jobst's help run a hit-piece on Apollo

ruthlessly drag his name through the mud in the vid for 45 minutes

in the same vid they speculate that Apollo paid Billy money(falsehood)

Apollo commits suicide

in his goodbye video or description he never mentions Billy

he does mention EZScape and DarkViperAU(another friend of Karl's) though

Karl picks up the crusade against Billy

brings up the falsehood about Apollo paying money to Billy

claim that it contributed to Apollo killing himself

Karl Jobst is a disgusting shameless psychopath, there is no way around it. He himself actively took part in making the video which pushed Apollo over the edge and then lied that it was Billy's fault. He's vermin, a reprehensible piece of garbage.

What the fuck are you talking about, retard? Billy, a boomer, is shitting on Karl, a soilennial. Zoomers aren't even involved in the slightest in this exchange, yet you somehow treat this as an "own" against them.

Is this actually a single guy making daily Billy threads and worshiping him... for free?

kek gotta love the King of Kong

nah I’m here too billy is just that good at games and an absolute legend so I’m glad this guy keeps reminding you

Holy shit dude you just cant fucking read. Just go fucking kill yourself. Im not going to help you out like I'm the teacher of a special ed class.

BILLY RAPED YOU KARL

Apollo was never a saint himself, but I agree that Karl is just scum, you would think by his crusade against Billy, Apollo and Karl were the best friends ever, but in reality Karl couldn't care less about Apollo, in fact, he say his suicide as an asset.

apollofaggot killing himself was just a meal ticket for karl to grift off of

There's nothing to be learned from rereading your shitty post. You just seethed at zoomers unprompted when someone brought up an exchange where a boomer made fun of a soilennial.

The chances that Billy himself makes these threads is significantly high.

It's not about Apollo being a saint or not. The fact of the matter is you can actually find involvement of Karl in what pushed Apollo to suicide, which makes Karl's accusations of Billy especially heinous.

"the poster is obviously a gen x'er"

thinks someones going to refer to Billy Mitchell vaguely

You cant even roleplay liking Billy right, Jobber.

it would be an honor to post in the kings own hand crafted thread

How was that even close to seething to say thanks for showing that gen x'ers still use the site?
Are you legit handicapped?

He's leaning into it hardcore on twitter.

I bet it's his son. There were screenshots found of Karl a while back saying he plans to go after his son. That would explain the sudden twitter activity

Well I'm happy to someone proud of their dad then.

I’m just going call you karltranny and you’re going to seethe anyway kek

Reminder that this is the original post

Thanks for reminding the zoomers that its not just millenials shitting on them

Aka seething about zoomers in an exchange that doesn't involve them at all. The only charitable interpretation is that the retard who wrote it though Karl was a zoomer getting shit on by Billy the boomer. Never post again, you insane schizo

Retard. You even called Billy a boomer, you moron. So obviously I'm refering to the only person who brought up gen x'ers as being a gen x'er. You're brain dead.

¯_(ツ)_/¯
Imagine what you want. Excercise that brain.

Where's the zoomer in the exchange, you double nigger? If you can't answer this, then you confirm that there's no reason to bring up zoomers at all unless you thought Karl was a zoomer.

why do anti Billy posters always accuse everyone of being Indian shills when their own posts read like they come from a script?

Are you retarded by any chance? You just brought up zoomers out of thin air when they're not related to the topic at hand. Like no shit Billy didn't mention millennials. The poster was laughing at millennials at their expense because Karl, a millennial, took a fat lost against a Gen X, aka Billy.

One thing I learned about other sōylennials is that they're defensive and are unable to laugh at themselves once in a while.

See. Billy gets it. You laugh AFTER you've won so you don't look like a retard.

Where's the zoomer in the exchange, you double nigger? If you can't answer this, then you confirm that there's no reason to bring up zoomers at all unless you thought Karl was a zoomer.

The statement. That you just quoted. Was me saying thanks for reminding the zoomers that its not just millenials shitting on them. This is Anon Babble, a very abrasive website. It runs like water to assume that if theres gen x'ers here that they too are shitting on zoomers. You just dont have the facculties to deduce anything. Everyone shits on everything, chill the fuck out retard. Go play on a swingset.

you just brought up zoomers out of nowhere

Because its one of the primary demographics of this website and I am talking about this website.
Its just too funny that you can derail a thread by not being a moron. People just ask you endless shit like you arent going to make fun of them spazzing out.

Was me saying thanks for reminding the zoomers that its not just millenials shitting on them.

In response to a boomer shitting on a soilennial? Go play some 6 bullet Russian Roulette, you schizo subhuman.

In response to a post calling Billy a gen x'er. Making it obvious the poster is a gen x'er trying to squeeze blood out of a rock. There you go. The puzzles solved!

Because the actual Billy haters are underground or driven off to reddit or wherever the fuck speedtrannies usually hang out. Discord and other faggot shit. It's just reverse trolls fucking with pro-Billy anons who have been totally vindicated.

Because its one of the primary demographics of this website and I am talking about this website.

The fuck does that have to do with anything? That still doesn't change the fact that the poster who was poking fun of millennials never mentioned zoomers in the first place until your retarded mouth breathing ass showed up.

I hope you were a single child and that you don't ever reproduce. I haven't seen such retardation in a long time.

Its my statement retard. Youre asking me about my statement. Are you just actually stroking out asking me why I made a post poking fun at an overzealous person? Are you that sensitive?

Zoomers are the children of the gen x generation and theyre one of the smallest generations we have lol.

karl also wanted to go after billy's son

PAY UP KARL

And your statement had nothing to do with the post you initially replied to, dumb nigger. You sperged out when someone corrected you that Karl wasn't a zoomer then went full mental gymnastics about zoomers afterwards. Again, you're dumb as shit. Dumber than the average normie zoomer.

Karl get's BTFO in court because accusing someone of being responsible for their suicide with little proof is retarded

In fact that's not what caused him to lose, if he had just insinuated something he wouldn't have had a problem, what happened is that he made a false claim about Billy Mitchell having financially ruined Apollo. Billy Mitchell's lawyers contacted Karl Jobst, corrected this factual error in his accusation, and KJ decided to respond with:

Huh... they're going to sue me anyway, so I'm not going to correct it

He later backtracked, and hid the retraction in an unrelated video.
Finally, when the judge asked Karl why he insisted on saying that Billy Mitchell never contacted him to correct that error, which was clearly false, Karl responded with:

he didn't contact me, it was his lawyers who did

Which, in my opinion, made the judge realize that Karl Jobst is a complete maniac.

Not reading beyond the first sentence. It literally responded to the text of the post. Youre just that dumb.

using mame in itself doesn't provide an advantage over using original hardware

Both versions are different and thats a fact, he didnt get the record on the original version its like getting a record on a completely different game

is the hot sauce any good?

Not reading beyond the first sentence.

Not surprising considering you lack the literacy skills, which is common amongst room temp inbreds like you.

Bro, you acted like the thing anyone would be talking to when they make a reply on Anon Babble is a screencap of a twitter post. Just calm down.

You're a gorilla nigger retard, old mutt.

And I'm still fucking your wife right here.

Shut up inbred lol

Not jewish, sorry.

SAAAAR SAAAAR, I'M FUCKING YOU'RE WIFE BENCHOD BASTARD BITCH.

Das right

GOOD MORNING SAAR!

*SHITS IN NEW DELHI STREET*

Billy actually has no proof that it's legitimate and the evidence that does exist of that world record supports they're cheated. In the same light that they cannot prove they're false, he can also not prove it's real when both the cabinet he used is altered and the gameplay footage that does exist of that same cabinet shows it's emulated rather than original arcade.

This wouldn't be a problem if Billy had agreed to play emulated, but he insisted that record it was original hardware.

Its pretty good. I tried both the jalapeno and regular hot sauce. Its a vinegar based sauce so you won't like it if you don't like vinegar. For $14 a bottle its not knocking your socks off or anything but so far its been good on the foods I tried it on. Worth it for the meme desu. I'm sure a hot sauce redditor could pick it apart but I'm happy with it.

This wouldn't be a problem if Billy had agreed to play emulated

How would he agree to play emulated?

Both versions are different and thats a fact

Different how? And how would that difference inflate the score?

it's literally a category of its own.

But how would he agree to play emulated when he had no idea he was on emulation? Quite the conundrum.

for starters it's easy to tell.
The cabinet isn't original. What you'd say would fly if we're talking about a layman who had never laid eyes on real hardware, someone like you. But the "king of kong" who had been playing for 40 years or so and has shown to be knowledgable of the existence of counterfeits it's less believable.

A gaming legend and expert appealing to his own incompetence? it is indeed quite a conundrum.

The cabinet isn't original.

What wasn't original about it?

dismissed is absolutely a loss. you're still paying your kike lawyer

Billy actually has no proof that it's legitimate

Not how the burden of proof works. People accused him of cheating, so he refuted said claims by calling into question their quality and by replicating the scores, A sane person would either admit to be wrong about accusing him of cheating or find something that is actually substantial instead of pettily putting him in a database that technically credits him or harass him with the exact same evidence that he refuted.

for starters it's easy to tell.

Is it? I'd like you to walk into an arcade and point out which machines are running mame and which are original boards. You cannot look inside the cab.

Every day when I wake up I thank God for the white man.

The build of the machine was of a different color of the hardware and the way the game loaded in the video footage was that of a MAME and not original hardware.

What proof exist of the original record actually existed, if not the same people who wrote it down? Billy didn't do it live, after all so the only things we have are Billys own word and Twin Galaxies, both of which are unreliable narrators.

Billy said himself on record "I wouldn't touch the stick if it was red" (not the original hardware color).
The stick was, indeed, red.