old battery just chilling there like it hasn’t been dead since 2002
desolder it while sweating profusely
pretty sure I heard Kirby whisper “do it”
solder in new battery
it’s crooked but stable, like my mental health
put the cart back together, boot it up
start new save, power off
turn it back on...
IT SAVED
Kirby now remembers
we’ve bonded through trauma
I am now the battery god