heh
Heh
can your bike get stolen in age of empire games?
sister is 6'1
i'm 5'10
it's not fucking fair bros
Bikecuck is gonna troon out one day
How much does she bully you?
he's getting to the level of that one fag who made a music video about how much he likes different types of women while also coming off as extremely gay
i dont understand the normie obsession with women
i wouldnt cross the street for pussy, let alone jump through hoops
Video games?
Nah senpai, time to react to comics we don't like anyway.
Its funny how sad men have deluded themselves into thinking that tall women will be men for them. No, tall women are women who like things that other women like: assertive men who are larger than them. Just because a woman is tall doesnt mean they want to baby some sad sack.
they never had sex so they glorify it, its as simple as that
I agree for 3D "women" but vidya girls are another story.
I don't think it is just that, I'm a fucking loser and my fantasies still have conventional gender dynamics and submissive women.
Vidya cuck
me and many anons here have never had sex either, but you don't see them making comics publicly announcing how much they want pussy
I mean I get it
I don't like this artist but I get it
t. bullied in high school for having a crush on the 6'2 girl
LOOOL BEING SUBSERVIENT TO WOMEN IS LE FUNNAY XD
This may genuinely be the least funny thing I have ever seen
do you think if he posted about wanting handcannoneers buffed, theyd listen to bike cuck?
STOP FUCKING LAUGHING
Tall women got me acting like an AOE 2 unit
She tells me to gather wood, I do it.
She tells me to build a house, I do it.
She tells me to give her my bike, I do it -- even though I almost get killed by a nigger :(
bullied for liking tall girls
Wait, don't most men like tall women?
:((
Liking tall girls is seen as weird by the normalfag (and failed normalfag posters) sphere
normalfag sphere
thats called society
The patrician does, tall woman means taller children means taller sons means more powerful sons
It's way ages past tall women where seen as royalty and dignified and highly sought after, even now taller women have a natural air of elegance about them that shorter women can't possibly hope to achieve
it's not that you can't like tall girls, it's that it's weird to date a girl considerably taller than you. If your 6'4 dating 6'2 it's normal, but if your 5'8 hitting on a woman that's 6', it's weird.
Jesus this stops being funny and is just fucking sad, gonna be praying for this guy to get some pussy.
case in point
I get this
My wife is only slightly taller than me but it's kinda emasculating when she wears high heels
brutal, it's not even simping, it's a weird obsession with the opposite sex.
She tells me to give her my bike, I do it -- even though I almost get killed by a nigger :(
actually burst out laughing
I like 'em big,
I like 'em small,
I like 'em all.
yeah if the height difference in heels means you have to stand on your toes to kiss her, she has to stop wearing heels.
getting laughed at on a date because they realized you were bike cuck
if the story is real, I would an hero
post the one where he TFs into a cat
If anything taller women seem more likely to consider you subhuman for not being some gigachad type
I have met chicks who are willing to take care of a guy and they're usually way short though
Just troon already at this point
you get bullied for whatever it is about you that sticks out
WOLOLO!
the whole bike cuck meme was honestly the best thing to happen to this guy since it made his comic blow up in popularity
more aspiring webcomic artists should have their own bike cuck moment if they want to get big
Bikecuck or no, but this was kinda funny
bike cuck should be killed
StarCraft and WarCraft were at the height of their popularity and all the rage in gaming in the 2000s
Now AoE is the most popular RTS
MineCraft outlived and BTFO'd the very games that it was named after
That's 4 inches. How insecure do you have to be to be intimidated by 4 inches?
That's because we fap a healthy amount.
no fap = She's a one armed 40 year old crackwhore landwhale single mother of 10 with no hair or teeth? sounds like wife material.
too much fap = hello miss may I buy a picture of your fart for 5 thousand dollars please.
the healthy middle ground removes the desperation while not making us a slave to our desires.
aoe2 is the most popular RTS in the west, but broodwar is doing great in korea.