What went wrong with pokemon starters?
What went wrong with pokemon starters?
They all need to have jobs which is fucking gay
I picked both of these starters cause they're cool.
me on the right to the pokemon on the left
yeah your other option is a literal crocodile and... a gay duck
Gen 5 had the worst starters. I boxed mine for White 2 and used Elekid instead
Sex with female lizardon
they became very trashy
Agreed but 8's are pretty close too. I've never boxed a starter yet though.
Me on the left except that the Charizard is female.
mfw I thought I would be training the Meowscarada
They're all too human and gross. There is a place for human and gross pokemon, but it's such a rugpull when you get a cute little guy for your first pokemon and end up getting a fucking man. Gen 8 was the most egregious with it, somehow the APE was the least humanoid of the trio and they all sucked ass.
I dont know right aislops name but I would have sex with it
All this does is remind me that Blastoise went from being the coolest Gen 1 starter to barabait.
Emboar is cool though, he's like a Ganon style demon king.
which way poke man?
Center bunch of walking sex toys
Left, I become the one to pave the road
I"m not a pedo.
What part of "gotta catch 'em all" do you not understand?
The straight and narrow.
Gotta fuck em all
lopunny makes my winky twitch
all pokemon fans that have stuck with this series for the majority of your life, especially if you've been around since gen 1 or 2, have an obligation to go down the middle path.
i'm not joking either. seriously, e621 will give you more satisfaction as a trainer than gamefreak sure as hell will.
It always boils down to either bestiality or pedophilia
e621 is a blessing to the world, I haven't looked at 3DPD porn like pornhub in like a decade and a half
Red really is just Ash but cool. Peak male trainer design
The funny part is that I remember lusting after the idea of a female charizard even as a wee lad.
So I guess I've always been on the right side of the picture.
Why does that animal have tits?
Survival tactics so its trainer doesn't abandon it.
You became a mentally ill furry
yeah. whether some people can admit it or not, yiff is integral to the pokemon experience. the teraleak proved that.
only good one in the newest was the weed cat
Left
The cat needs a bunny suit.
Hags.
It's all this dog's fault.
Nobody posted the Mobile game's outfits yet
Those are from a mobile game, right?
Once sex robots are here I am 100% done with women
pfoof, hard choice
Fortune Cookie.
Moba not mobile you fucking idiot
It's a mobile moba, so you're both right
Should the old hags be on the left?
So what color do you guys like your cookies?
first pokemon mange had a news article that stated a tentacruel fucked his trainer while bathing with her
I like how they made every Cinderace in offical pokemon media a male, just to fuck with Coombrains
I don't, I'm only interested in knots.
probably animal genitals
probably
This requires more research. "Probably" isn't good enough.
Cute Boyfriends
Furries infiltrated creative positions.
I think there's a pretty strong chance that the people motivated enough to become pokemon designers when they grew up were furries
not FemC
not (being knotted by) Malemon
OP gay, literally just gay.
10 year old animal hags
pokemon starters are so fucking gay nowadays
And you're a tranny (and will never be a woman).
The fuck is that zoomer ass character, at least make it black so the hair matches.
The last legit cool trio was Gen 4. The last legit cool starter was debatably Decidueye but nobody cares about him. Not even his alt form.
I love owls but they always seem to get the shit end of the stick when it comes to actually being viable Pokemon to use
which way
Yes
didn't like gen 4, but I did like serperior and emboar
decidueye is pretty sick, though
A true red blooded man.
rollan
Serperior and Emboar are fine, certainly better than anything from the last 2 gens. (well maybe Rillaboom is alright).
Rillaboom
Ruined by the gay drumkit he carries everywhere
I mean GF saw a market and went for it I don't know what you want.
Pokemon wear pants.
m.youtube.com
Thread theme
I too enjoy applying the multi-form technique to this problem
those official eeveelution plushes they keep releasing
They know what they're doing.
Black Gryph0n won
What went wrong with pokemon starters?
I wouldn't know, I throw them into the box as soon as I register their final evolution because they have all been terrible for generations. The SV ones are just unholy bad.
If you wouldn't fuck all of them you are gay.
I don't get bottom pic. Is he a nerd who does not care about pokesex? Why he is naked with a pokeslut in his bed?
Refuse to Choose.
Fleshlights/onaholes/tengas are life altering
He’s not worried if he knocks up his gato
You're both retarded his Meowscarada is male.
The cat is male.
Sylveon is the sluttiest pokemon.
come home from a long day of work
see your son doing this
What do?
Why condoms though?
Ask why he's kissing his mother.
Why does the Lapras fag always have to try to make these threads weird? No one wants to fuck that ugly thing.
underrated
Knew it.
posts off model shit
Fag
Walking onahole
Left and middle paths at the same time.
retard trying to start shit for literally no reason
cease your nonsense, grab a woman and/or pokemon and fuck it
I went down the hag path IRL and am starting to regret it a little bit.
bro forgot the pump part of pump and dump, ya hate to see it
why?
Left for fun and prime breeding material.
Middle for fun but no children.
Right for depression and they also give you no children due to shriveled up eggs.
heh
the dump part, rather
minor spelling mistake
I'm as good as dead
Middle for fun but no children
Pokémon can breed with humans though
I'm pretty sure humans and Pokemin can breed look at those leaked stories. The species depends on the mother though, so if you fuck a Sylveon you're going to get a Sylveon with minor human traits.
Fucking just isn't enough for me, I want a girl I can do and share things with.
The ones on the left all become adults in a few years.
Real chads picked Squirtle, althoughbeitfullyesque
And why can't she do those things?
Perfection.
High five.
They're married and/or have kids.
I want a girl I can do and share things with
Become gay then, cause women aren't interested in any of that.
Ok. I still just want sexual activity so
Lovely beans.
everyone in this image I've gotten off to
going with single mothers
anon....
Nothing wrong with wanting to have sex with your Pokemon. If he didn't want us to be fugging them, he wouldn't have made them so breedable.
You fapped to roserade?
NTA but I have. Not often but she's definitely in that group of 40 or so mons that are feminine enough to fap to without crazy fanart changes.
Yeah I've got a type.
You are supposed to go for oyakodon and fuck kids as well...
Human egg group
Don't have to look hard to find something appealing.
Think we got bump locked
bet you 100 pokedollars this will be a new form in a new game