What went wrong with pokemon starters?

What went wrong with pokemon starters?

They all need to have jobs which is fucking gay

I picked both of these starters cause they're cool.

me on the right to the pokemon on the left

yeah your other option is a literal crocodile and... a gay duck

Gen 5 had the worst starters. I boxed mine for White 2 and used Elekid instead

Sex with female lizardon

they became very trashy

Agreed but 8's are pretty close too. I've never boxed a starter yet though.

Me on the left except that the Charizard is female.

mfw I thought I would be training the Meowscarada

They're all too human and gross. There is a place for human and gross pokemon, but it's such a rugpull when you get a cute little guy for your first pokemon and end up getting a fucking man. Gen 8 was the most egregious with it, somehow the APE was the least humanoid of the trio and they all sucked ass.

I dont know right aislops name but I would have sex with it

All this does is remind me that Blastoise went from being the coolest Gen 1 starter to barabait.

Emboar is cool though, he's like a Ganon style demon king.

which way poke man?

Center bunch of walking sex toys

Left, I become the one to pave the road

I"m not a pedo.

What part of "gotta catch 'em all" do you not understand?

The straight and narrow.

Gotta fuck em all

lopunny makes my winky twitch

all pokemon fans that have stuck with this series for the majority of your life, especially if you've been around since gen 1 or 2, have an obligation to go down the middle path.

i'm not joking either. seriously, e621 will give you more satisfaction as a trainer than gamefreak sure as hell will.

It always boils down to either bestiality or pedophilia

e621 is a blessing to the world, I haven't looked at 3DPD porn like pornhub in like a decade and a half

Red really is just Ash but cool. Peak male trainer design

The funny part is that I remember lusting after the idea of a female charizard even as a wee lad.
So I guess I've always been on the right side of the picture.

Why does that animal have tits?

Survival tactics so its trainer doesn't abandon it.

You became a mentally ill furry

yeah. whether some people can admit it or not, yiff is integral to the pokemon experience. the teraleak proved that.

only good one in the newest was the weed cat

Left

The cat needs a bunny suit.

Hags.

It's all this dog's fault.

Nobody posted the Mobile game's outfits yet

Those are from a mobile game, right?

Once sex robots are here I am 100% done with women

pfoof, hard choice

Fortune Cookie.

Moba not mobile you fucking idiot

It's a mobile moba, so you're both right

Should the old hags be on the left?

So what color do you guys like your cookies?

first pokemon mange had a news article that stated a tentacruel fucked his trainer while bathing with her

I like how they made every Cinderace in offical pokemon media a male, just to fuck with Coombrains

I don't, I'm only interested in knots.

probably animal genitals

probably

This requires more research. "Probably" isn't good enough.

Cute Boyfriends

Furries infiltrated creative positions.

I think there's a pretty strong chance that the people motivated enough to become pokemon designers when they grew up were furries

not FemC

not (being knotted by) Malemon

OP gay, literally just gay.

10 year old animal hags

pokemon starters are so fucking gay nowadays

And you're a tranny (and will never be a woman).

The fuck is that zoomer ass character, at least make it black so the hair matches.

The last legit cool trio was Gen 4. The last legit cool starter was debatably Decidueye but nobody cares about him. Not even his alt form.

I love owls but they always seem to get the shit end of the stick when it comes to actually being viable Pokemon to use

which way

Yes

didn't like gen 4, but I did like serperior and emboar
decidueye is pretty sick, though

A true red blooded man.

rollan

Serperior and Emboar are fine, certainly better than anything from the last 2 gens. (well maybe Rillaboom is alright).

Rillaboom

Ruined by the gay drumkit he carries everywhere

I mean GF saw a market and went for it I don't know what you want.

Pokemon wear pants.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=4YSVyA_CgKA
Thread theme

I too enjoy applying the multi-form technique to this problem

those official eeveelution plushes they keep releasing

They know what they're doing.

Black Gryph0n won

What went wrong with pokemon starters?

I wouldn't know, I throw them into the box as soon as I register their final evolution because they have all been terrible for generations. The SV ones are just unholy bad.

If you wouldn't fuck all of them you are gay.

I don't get bottom pic. Is he a nerd who does not care about pokesex? Why he is naked with a pokeslut in his bed?

Refuse to Choose.

Fleshlights/onaholes/tengas are life altering

He’s not worried if he knocks up his gato

You're both retarded his Meowscarada is male.

The cat is male.

Sylveon is the sluttiest pokemon.

come home from a long day of work

see your son doing this

What do?

Why condoms though?

Ask why he's kissing his mother.

Why does the Lapras fag always have to try to make these threads weird? No one wants to fuck that ugly thing.

underrated

Knew it.

posts off model shit

Fag

Walking onahole

Left and middle paths at the same time.

retard trying to start shit for literally no reason

cease your nonsense, grab a woman and/or pokemon and fuck it

I went down the hag path IRL and am starting to regret it a little bit.

bro forgot the pump part of pump and dump, ya hate to see it

why?

Left for fun and prime breeding material.
Middle for fun but no children.
Right for depression and they also give you no children due to shriveled up eggs.

heh

the dump part, rather

minor spelling mistake

I'm as good as dead

Middle for fun but no children

Pokémon can breed with humans though

I'm pretty sure humans and Pokemin can breed look at those leaked stories. The species depends on the mother though, so if you fuck a Sylveon you're going to get a Sylveon with minor human traits.

Fucking just isn't enough for me, I want a girl I can do and share things with.

The ones on the left all become adults in a few years.

Real chads picked Squirtle, althoughbeitfullyesque

And why can't she do those things?

Perfection.

High five.

They're married and/or have kids.

I want a girl I can do and share things with

Become gay then, cause women aren't interested in any of that.

Ok. I still just want sexual activity so

Lovely beans.

everyone in this image I've gotten off to

going with single mothers

anon....

Nothing wrong with wanting to have sex with your Pokemon. If he didn't want us to be fugging them, he wouldn't have made them so breedable.

You fapped to roserade?