Bowlbo or Nightmare Cops

Bowlbo or Nightmare Cops
which releases first

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afaik bowlbo doesn't have an active team working on it and it's basically vaporware at this point unless chris says otherwise. nightmare cops is actually being worked on still and will come out eventually i guess.

really? damn i had no idea
no wonder i hadnt heard anything about it in like 2 years

until chris says otherwise it's safe to assume development is on indefinite hiatus. chris basically didn't understand how hard video games are to make and was way over his head and was humbled.

Hey Tomar,
What would you do if Bowlbo came out and it was actually fucking so terrible that it got downvoted on steam and Chris killed himself?

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we need to get these monkeys off our streets

I- I don't know, that'd be horrible...

It will be out when it's out

And we like that

i really need to start looksmaxxing

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zach is hard carried by his charisma. he could look like a nerd still and would still get laid because he's fun to be around. in fact zach just wears the same outfit everywhere more or less now.

Facial hair is makeup for men
And he looks like he dropped 40 pounds

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zach has shit facial hair though, so does chris. it's a sidegrade at best.

your entire brand and creative life gets taken down because your best friend is a nofapper dopamine jihadist

only one trailer for nightmare cops

has jeff blew his brains out yet like he said he would?

it's surreal going back to old sleepycabin episodes from a fucking decade ago and hearing him talk about it
where did the time go

i still miss stamper

at least he's alive. for now. just sounds like he's done with having an online persona/presence last i checked and is doing freelance work.

if he can do it, so can you

what did he do

he is still an objectively weird looking dude. if anything it's just more proof that personality is the most important aspect.

"I'd probably be pretty upset."

nightmare cops is actually being worked on still

kek

he walked bob dylan up on stage WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU

He went from being an actual 2 to a 5

Neither of these are coming out
Chris is trapped doing Let's Plays forever

You know that these guys make repetitive jokes on purpose because it makes them happy to see you chirping it over and over again and acting retarded right

start Saints Row

best series they've done in years

drop it every 5 episodes

start Dustborn

best series they've done in years

drop it after 4 episodes

I don't get it.

he's going to ireland

IS THIS A REAL GAME?

Is the new guy that showed up in the conker playthrough any good? I hear that the series is good but I always loathe new hosts.

Remember that time Chris forgot to tip?

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I always thought Tomar would be the tall one

is adam standing on something? i thought he was zach's height but if he's closer to chris then the idea of him getting laid a lot despite being a retard makes sense. just be tall still not disproven.

tomar is part of a dwarf sub species, believe me last time I met him I accidentally brought up elves and he kept ranting for over 10 minutes about them

there was a deleted instagram post from an oneyplays recording. chris was literally laying flat on his back strapped into some sort of wrap-around steel spinal brace (shirtless)

it looked so awkward

Video games?

dustborn was shit. graffiti kingdom is the funniest series they've done in ages thank god they actually beat it. they need to play more shit that gives them creative freedom.

you just want a twitter screencap thread sister

not enough views or chris feels kinda guilty to drag his friends through a recording session that's longer than 3 hours
unless they want to finish it like cory and dingdong did

YIIK still hasn't been finished

vaporware is videogames

Both games were boring them to tears, Dustborne especially. You can tell they're exhausted by the third episode and frankly I'd rather not have 50 episodes of them struggling to find something funny to say.
Graffiti Kingdom is by far the best series they've done in ages. I hope they play more neat and obscure games in the future.

never will be now and it apparently wasn't very good or funny anyways. basically just a cutscene.

Fuck these edgelord unfunny retards, nu-OneyPlays is cancer
I will keep rewatching DingDong and Julian Era over and over again until the end of time because it is the funniest thing in existence and there will never be anything like it ever again

You're not wrong
Compare Chris then to how miserable and tired he sounds now

psych ward joke

Zach is disgusting

Nightmare Cops is the name of the foundation Tom and Jeff built to financially support Cory.

Hey fuck you man can't you see I'm working here?

can you blame him? chris still had hope back then.

Why are you posting the edit?

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The idea of a LP channel of all things humbling him is still funny to me but you can tell if you've listened throughout the years that he thought he was hot shit at games and at life when he started. Years of exposure to other people and years of YT comments calling him out in every single video definitely made him realize that a lot of what he says or does is retarded and he's at fault a lot of the time.

Nightmare Cops is a game made by an experienced and of competent indie company with successful past releases. The game seems to have a huge scope with countless hand drawn and animated assets, but with a small ass team. Bowlbo is just Chris O'Neil fucking around in blender and unreal, and likely no longer has a real team working on it. He has zero experience and there's no evidence he has any clue what he's doing, it might not even get finished.

god i have such a crush on all of them
chris especially

From the looks of it, lost weight and picked up a fashion magazine

I'll take two with extra sauce, boss

You can feel the effect that listening to Cory for hundreds of hours has done to the person making this video.

Hell, I feel like the hardest any of them have laughed in recent time was when they came back to the channel for a bit. Shame Dingdong said that they'll never go back.

at weast i can pwetend it's sonic

sonic kebab shop

tails themed rotisserie

kino