I just wanna know if we can make Jason kiss guys

what colour skin do the people posting about him have?

What do you think?

source?

He is loyle to his mami

Will his loyalty be squandered in the end? Supposedly she's going to betray him, if rumors are to be believed.

fpbp

unhinged

We'll see.

Can't wait to play as Jason, do redneck activities by day and hire male hookers by night

hire male hookers by night

That would be peak if Rockstar is daring enough. Imagine the fallout if such a thing were possible?

based

Arthur only tops.

insider here, yes you can

They look almost the same though. To be fair, it does fit with the gay phenomenon of couples looking eerily similar to each other. Wonder why that's a thing?

prove it

It’s Florida of course you can. Miami is crawling with faggots

Body hair and beard

i am going to parade him around in just underwear, watch him sweat and imagine the aroma of his musky hairy armpits

its almost like people who like masculinity like things like:
being tall
being muscular
being rugged
hunter eyes
facial hair
chest hair/body hair

what a fucking shocker huh

Think the game will have speedos? Or will Jason only be able to wear boxers and trunks?

Straggot detected

I mean yeah, but have you seen the amount of doppelbangers? There's liking masculinity then there's just being vain.

this game is just gonna be my favorite of all time
guy looks incredibly hot
the latina is cute too, even if i don't find her interesting, sexually, i'll still have fun dressing her up like a doll and see how they implement their first female character (in the main story)
now i just hope if there's choice endings again, we get to keep them both alive

now i just hope if there's choice endings again, we get to keep them both alive

It'd be sensible. GTA 5 did that, don't see why not. Then again Rockstar could once again deliver a bittersweet and poignant ending like they did with the Red Dead games.

the point anon is that fags like masculinity
and by definition they are masculine
so basically they like themselves
which is why fag 'couples' tend to look very similar

curiously, this isnt the same when it comes to lesbians. most lesbian 'couples' have a butch girl and a girly girl. since butch girls exhibit some masculine traits, this is part of why people say tha tlesbians dont actually exist, its just girls trying to grab more attention since they know dudes like lesbians (which itself is based in the biological psychology of males; if a girl you bone likes other girls, the chances of her boning another man and carrying THEIR offspring instead of yours is reduced)

All of this is true except body hair and sometimes facial hair. Its a bear/fag cope

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This is a little bit too much, anon.

Yeah but think of the shitposting potential

anon your very same picture not only has a beard but still has chest/belly/arm hair

True.

Probably 2 endings, Jason either goes with Lucia and becomes a lifelong criminal or he lets her go and maybe has to kill or arrest her.
But its not GTA4 so it probably wont be that somber since its looking way more lighthearted that previous entries.

That makes sense though I wonder if the narrative will bring controversy? I know GTA games are synonymous with controversy. It's just interesting that the game with a female lead from what we've seen at least. Seems to be dragging down the male lead into a life of crime. I might be wrong in my assumption.

yes please

inb4 rockstar shuts down the mod

What a glow up.

What's wrong with that?

Why? Just because he's a cowboy.

this guy will create more gay guys than tap water

Why do you use the term "guys" as if to make this sound not as gay.
It's men. You want him to kiss other men.

How did Rockstar do it? How did they manage to make such a conventionally attractive protagonist? A character whose supposed to be a redneck more or less.

You could still ascertain the queery at hand, no?

It has been confirmed Jason and Lucia will be a non-monogamous bisexual couple

That ain't a gay thing retard. Its beingvein and liking their vanity so much themselves they will marry someone who looks like them. Nothing eerie or gay about it except you, newfag.

If only I could believe you. Though if it were the case. Just imagine the utter shitstorm that would ensue. It'd make KCD2 look like a nothing burger with its apparent controversy in Henry being bisexual.

got news for you anon
most rednecks arent what the media portrays them as
most of them are redblooded at least somewhat physically fit HWMs and BWFs (handsome white male/beautiful white female)

All the thirst posts are from the darkest coal black nubian queens imaginable. Even the ones pretending to be gay men.

The game will be super boring if they're a normie monogamous couple

Yes, but using the term "guys" instead of men is something only gay men do. as if to make it all sound less gay.

Knowing Rockstar they cater to the masses. It'd be rather bold if they weren't monogamous. Seeing how much they played up the Bonnie and Clyde dynamic. Most would assume they're at least devoted to each other.

You sound very familiar and certain about this. Got something to say?

Not really.

It'd be quite the omission.

Oh, ok then.

Is that right?

ywn never spend evenings at the bar, playing pool with your hunky bf

Only on Anon Babble do we get such wild conspiracy theories from anons like yourself.

Prepare to be disappointed.

He's latina owned

Only for so long.

sure jan

Being or being into hairless twink faggots

The gates of Heaven will not open for your kind.

How do I get a body like this?

Starting Strength + GOMAD

wii fit+zumba

Hoping you can make him start dating an older woman

Legitimately get shy and smile like a retard every time I see the shirtless clips

Is... Is this what girls feel when they like men, fuck

I wouldn't be certain but seeing this screenshot makes one wonder.

i almost look like that by just having an active lifestyle

HOT

an active lifestyle isn't going to give you that chest, you definitely need to lift for that

that gyno

hehe

Sweaty

I can only assume. I remember feeling giddy when I saw the webms of Henry and Hans making out in KCD2. Or when I romanced Gale in BG3.

Every foid is ugly as shit

But MC is steroid filled gigachad

Why are all games made for foids now?

I want to fuck your pretty white tits

Wonder if the Lucia romance is canon but you can dump her if you wanted to and basically lock yourself out of the “true/happy” ending and instead have to pick one of the betrayal routes

Miami is crawling with faggots

Mostly the old gross kind though. Source: faggot who lived in Miami for a couple of months. young gays do not want to live there

It'd be interesting if there is a narrative branch where Lucia and Jason separate. I don't see it being likely compared to one of them either get betrayed outright or dying at the end.

break up with Lucia

Another woman instead

Ending comes and you have to turn her in and throw her in prison again, betraying her so you can live with your new GF

Beyond Miami, New York, and Los Angeles. Is there anywhere in burgerland where there's a sizeable population of gays. That aren't so consolidated in the so-called "gay lifestyle"? What I mean is men who just want to sleep around or come off as vapid.

God I hate the normie narrative

That being?

Islam is right to throw you disgusting cretins off roofs.

Isn't it about time for you to go back to x and suck musk's mutilated cock anon?

would suck on your tits like a starving baby

Probably not which is unfair considering lucia will be bisexual, its always the female characters

Imagine all the new gay sex that will drop when his model is ripped. He will be turned into a bigger cock slut than Chris Redfield
White boy summer 2.0 is cumming

If KCD2 can have its male lead be bisexual. Rockstar can definitely make that leap forward. But yeah its highly unlikely as sad to say.

He was kind of cute on the left
looks inexperienced but eager to learn and please (other men).

Sauce

those squishy pecs

small dick

thick but not fat

please post more, you're literally the perfect bottom

Just wait for the mod to change the spic bitch into a cute swedish femboy

roided homosexual look

femboy

fuck off with that gay shit
Just give Jason a cute MASCULINE latino BF, he can be Swedish but he has to be MASCULINE. None of that gay homo femboy shit. Jason needs a real man to satisfy him

faggots are disgusting though. can't be friends with them, and would never hire one.

roided

this ain't natty?

The fanartists have come quick as always.

@ConejoDroc on twitter

Thank you.

Oddly, that would be good news.
Not because I want to kiss guys, but because it would mean we can almost certainly cheat on Lucia with other women, also. And I can just choose exactly how I want to play my Jason

sex with jason!

I feel like Rockstar won't let us have that sense of choice when it comes to the leads relationship. Though I'd be pleasantly surprised if I were wrong. But their games aren't exactly that branching except for the very end of the main plot.

based

yeah agreed. I can respect that they want their characters to behave a certain way.
Now if we can't fuck whores in the multiplayer I will actually be irritated.

Ok but can we make Lucia kiss other women?

Can not have them cheating like the girlfriends in Bully
Though I have never seen Pinky or Beatrice spawned in kissing a guy that is not Jimmy unlike Zoe in endless

Now if we can't fuck whores in the multiplayer I will actually be irritated.

It's practically a staple in these games along with your usual gang banging and driving cars. Rockstar would have to be short sighted to omit them completely. Ideally, they'd be in the online mode at least available for hire. This might stretch it but I wouldn't complain if they included gigolos and male strip clubs. If female characters can hire pros in gta v. They could give a little something extra, I don't know. I get gays and females aren't the primary demo of gta. But Rockstar certainly got their attention with Jason already, so...

are you formerly a woman

Yes, it would only be fair... and hot.

SAUCE NOW

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Mental illness

I'm straight but this make my mouth water. Why? Is it the tits or the big feminine nipples? I don't understand.

Never expected to be captivated by a hillbilly.

nice tits

because guys have a lot more ability to look like other guys they like along with interests/tastes/lifestyles kind of self selecting

yes you do but Jason keep his chest hair more, would make you look cooler too.

They’re rugged and dirty and stinky and that’s why I love them. The kind of guy who doesn’t usually trim his bush.

They’re rugged and dirty and stinky

That's the dealbreaker. You need to upkeep your personal hygiene. I can take rugged but not someone who reeks.

LMAO then you don’t want a guy like that you big faker

IRL absolutely not. But Jason is 3d husbando material. Don't have to deal with the stench but I can take in all the eye candy. That is until someone develops some sort of olfactory haptic feedback into games.

dealbreaker

So you hose them down lovingly. God you’re pathetic.

Trevor Philips was most of those things and no one found him attractive

But Jason is 3d husbando material

Wanting one that doesn’t stink is a reach. Men like that get foul fast. Especially in the summertime.

So you hose them down lovingly.

Why not shower with them instead? Then afterwards sharing a nice hot bubble bath? To which we can cuddle in bed. You got to think outside the box, anon.

Why not shower with them instead?

He’s a redneck, he doesn’t have a shower

Wanting one that doesn’t stink is a reach

I know but I still do what I can to keep myself clean. I expect the same for my partner. Wouldn't want to dive in while they're filthy.

why do you femanons keep making these husbando lust threads

Acting like he's not at my place where such an amenity is available to begin with. But I'll humor you, then we'll just have to improvise. Creating a make shift shower with said hose, then clean ourselves up.

Wouldn't want to dive in while they're filthy.

You’re missing out

I value my hygiene, health, and well-being. What's the point in having fun if you aren't going to take necessary precaution?

You’re meant to love every aspect of your man
If you’re trapped in a hot car a road trip with no hygienic stations around for days, and you can’t tolerate your partner’s smell…

femanons

I don't think its predominantly femanons making these.

I'd be understanding considering the circumstances. He can't help it though I'd make sure to pack some wipes and maybe deodorant. Plus it's not like we'll fool around on the road. Maybe at an appropriate stop like a hotel.

Plus it's not like we'll fool around on the road

Coward

Trevor Philips is easily the most lusted-after GTA protag

Harsh. Not like you don't have the liberty to do as you wish. I'm sure we can agree to disagree at least?

Why him?

Call it pathetic if you want, but some of us enjoy a little intimacy with our TLC. Ever considered that cleaning someone up can be hot in its own right? Bit of dirt never killed anyone, but I’ll still bring the soap.

Ever considered that cleaning someone up can be hot in its own right? Bit of dirt never killed anyone, but I’ll still bring the soap.

See! This guy gets it!

Bad boy with a sensitive side I guess, I'm not a woman

Bad boy with a sensitive side

There's being into that then there's Trevor. Whose more like a psycho and potential cannibal. Then again I've heard stranger things.

Fair to assume this guy in the trailer will be the obligatory gay best friend of the group? Imagine him and Jason hit it on the down low?

he will probably be lucia "bff"

Good point.

Gyatt! And they said Lucia had junk in her truck.

Save a horse ride a cowboy.

how much is Cuckstar paying jeets to spam these faggot threads?
And of course modniggers do nothing

Your replying isn’t making them go away either.