I WANT TO GO BACK

I WANT TO GO BACK

That kind of food leaves me on the shitter for the next day now

switch the coke to sprite and the nacho cheese to cool ranch and then it's perfect

But you can do that rn, OP

Soulless slop.

You can still consume all that slop today

Western society unironically ended with the 2008 financial crash and we just pretended it didn't

My PS2 still works, sucks to be you I guess.

whats stopping you from doing this tonight?

What's stopping you from playing those games, watching those cartoons, listening to that music, and eating that food today?

resident evil 4 on Playstation

gotta go to work tomorrow

aaahh real monsters

limp bizkit

korn

poser image
watch how NPC zoomers will larp like they were there.

What's stopping you from eating trash and playing PS2 games right now

That kind of food leaves me on the shitter for the next day now

Shot of Applecider vinegar 20 minutes before slop meals, helps against insulin spikes.

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Eileen shaving

Aaahh!!! Real Monsters

2000s

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goyslop and video games

Yes, this is truly peak of the human experience.

I was never allowed to play violent video games or eat junk food as a kid

Everything sucks now that nigger culture took over and got pushed by the Jews.

Ps1 in the 2000s ? That is a 90s thing put a xbox there or a wii

as opposed to what?

It wouldn’t be the same. You can never go home.

Drank 3 12oz sodas in one night

Regretted it

I feel bad for soda fiends guzzling a 2L a day or some shit. I like soda, but thankfully I'm not an addict for it. I can see how/why it's so dangerous for weight gain and depression.

Or just don't eat slop

I can't even eat or drink the junk food stuff in the image anymore without my body turning on me. Getting older sucks.

I feel bad for soda fiends guzzling a 2L a day or some shit

The thing is their bodies adjusted to it slowly over time. Whereas a normal healthy and sane person who rarely or never drinks soda will typically have negative reactions. It's poison.

Bros.. take me back

Zoomoids have no idea what happened in the 2000s. I've seen the think 80s media came out in the 2000s.

Listening to Korn and Linkin Park while watching Courage the Cowardly Dog

Yeah you know what, the picture would be close to spot-on if you just remove the cringe cartoons.

Why would you play CoD?

PS2 and PS1

this literally never happened because PS2 had true backwards compatibility so there was no reason to keep a PS1 around once you upgraded.

GameCube as god intended. I also blame Capcom fucking over Nintendo by porting all the supposed exclusives as a major part of why Nintendo are such cunts towards everyone these days.

IN THE MEMORY YOU'LL FIND ME
EYES BURNING UP
THE DARKNESS HOLDING ME TIGHTLY
UNTIL THE SUN RISES UP

zoomers could never understand. This is SOVL

that's too far back, can we go to 2007 instead

the world you grew up in has been destroyed by jews.

nothing but survival horror games

no multiplayer games to play with the lads

embarrassing. for me, it was crash racing, syphon filter 2, and twisted metal 2 with the bros until 3am

NTA, but I remember watching it on Nickelodeon at night when I was a kid. This was like in 2001. Which makes sense because it was a 90s cartoon... Fucking hated CatDog though.

nobody owned a gamecube back then

i do often
whenever i feel fatigued with slop i just boot up a PS2 game and get snacks and play it all night
god i love being a neet

i cant eat salt and vinegar pringles anymore without my throat feeling like shit afterwards

You're supposed to have water with it.

True. But it lacks the same feeling that it did back then. Shit just felt different during childhood.

18 y/o neet waiting to ship out to boot camp

loiter at the mall all day smoking cigs and drinking energy drinks

bus home after midnight

forgot to add Anon Babble lurking, which I did daily and nightly from 2005 to 2010

Plenty of 90s, even 80s cartoons played on TV, so it's pretty normal for zoomers to be nostalgic about it
specially if you're a thirdie zoomer like me, getting 90s media and tech a decade late

sad and pathetic music choice

hurr you can still consume the slop

nope. they changed the formulas. its all cheaper and not as nice as 20 years ago.
trust me, I know.