WHAT A TRAIN WRECK LMAOO

slower than the steam deck

uses half a decade old nvidia chip

made on shitty 10nm of samsung -> worse battery life than switch 1

Tendies want to buy THIS? AHAHAHAAHA!

muh specs

literally who gives a fuck. only pcvegans and snoys care because they dont have actually fun new games to play. no one gives a shit how switch 2 compares to anything, we just want new tendie games.

tendie games are toddlerslop and they're not fun to play unless you're a low iq subhuman retard

LOL COPE OF THE CENTURY

Im not the one making cope threads on Anon Babble about it, thats you, retard. nintendo hasnt had cutting edge hardware since the fucking gamecube, why would it matter now? switch 2 will easily sell 100 mill+ anyway. enjoy your steam slop though

Imagine being a paying Nintendo customer and being glad that you get a vastly inferior experience to an emulator

Why wouldn't you want good hardware tho?
Even a 2024 phone is better kek.

still has better games than steam deck!

Snapdragon 8 gen 3

lol that's my red magic 9 pro and I only emulated old shit on it
Imagine getting le dedicated gayming hardware and it's fucking WORSE AND it can only play a bunch of contemporary tendies babby games

I literally emulate everything, dont play modern slop and havent payed for vidya in years. but I certainly dont think having high end specs so you can squeeze 120 fps or whatever fucking faggotry you imbeciles are obsessed with now matters at all. if nintendo made mario sunshine 2 and a real 3d zelda game again (they wont) Id happily buy a switch 2.

I have eyes and a functioning mouse, 70% of what makes high refresh rates great is how good it makes mouse movements feel
Sounds like cope from someone who never saw it
1080p 144hz shit is 100 bucks now, no excuse

unsure why anyone would be surprised, the original switch was already a 1:1 2 generation old rebranded nvidia shield tablet

muh mouse movement feels so good bro

autistic and retarded, like I said. a good game is fun to play period regardless of your display.

its a cult

Even a 2024 phone is better kek.

How much doesn said phone cost?

THE ABSOLUTE STATE!

can you phone with the switch?

You said you wanted 2024 Like specs, I ask you, how much does your 2024 phone costs?

my s23 ultra running yuzu with turnip drivers runs switch games better than switch along with every other nintendo console and handheld ever made

feels good man

tendie consoles aren't made to be good
they are made to sell

Hole fuck tendies really are mentally conditioned cattle

I'm sorry for your low standards
High framerates are a complete game changer and once you get used to them it's very hard to go back and you need to brainwash yourself with motion blur to find anything worse acceptable

redmagic 10 pro costs $750 and it's a device you'll carry everywhere, can do everything a phone can, is better than the generous docked switch speculation and costs less than an average phone and switch 2 put together

10 pro costs $750

that is your answer, have a nice day

You reckon my ROG Ally X can emulate Switch 2 games better than the Switch 2 in the future when the emulators are sorted out?

WHO CARES MAAAN I JUST WANT TO EAAAAT SO I TREAT WAGYU BEEF AND BLENDED BUTCHER LEFTOVERS EQUALLY

Expedition 33, MHW, Oblivion, Khazan, etc.
What are trooned out tendies playing?

yes
mind we're comparing it to docked performance and not the pitiful handheld one

Malding pc cucks

go on, show how deranged you are so you can get banned like your kin yesterday

Still sold out and will sell tens of millions if not more and be enjoyed by tens of millions

Smash... your 12 year-old brother simulator.

This is what pedos say about cp...

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wow soda and fast food is good for you???

latest FOTM overhyped trash

Nu-MH

demake of betheshit game that was never good

wow I fucking kneel, you win

Guess water must be bad for you just because it's also popular right?

water is mandatory
soda is a "luxury" you never have to consume and be better off that way
just like the switch

not buying switch jew

not buying a modern PC

enjoying unlimited gen 3-6 games for free forever before gaming became universally gay shit

retro bros, we cant stop winning.

Kek this schizo is really locking himself into another 10 year humiliation ritual.

Love to see it. XDD

Clothes are also a luxury item in this day and age and are not mandatory, why are you wearing clothes in your house anon? Shit if luxury items are so unneeded why do you have a PC, a phone, a tv, etc.? Don't need any of that to survive.

barely ahead of a 750ti

embarrassing

no one is saying it'll fail though?
we know you're all cultists that will clear the shelves
it's funny that you willingly accept this outdated garbage

switch is basically a mid range android tablet when it comes to hardware

Wrong. But you're too stupid to understand why.

You mom is outdated garbage and she's still run through

Based cuckbro, Super Macaco bros and Kang the donkey for 100 American dollarinos is all we need!

switch 1 was an underpowered tablet

sells more than any console or handheld of all time

oh nooo what will nintendo do without muh cutting edge hardware!! theyre doomed....

not getting illness from exposure is a luxury?

Shit if luxury items are so unneeded why do you have a PC, a phone, a tv

because those are actually GOOD at their job
i didn't say luxury items are bad, just that switch fucking fails at being one, just like soda

This makes you realise the Japanese price for the switch 2 really is the price it should be sold at.

Haven't been sick in 12 years, I don't wear clothes around the house. Also incorrect, not all of those are good at their jobs, you don't need a brand new cutting edge PC to be able to do what a PC from 10 years ago could, same with a phone, don't need an iPhone 16, a 7-8 works just fine for instance. Same with the Switch 2, don't need a brand new cutting edge console with specs, it works just fine and does what it needs to do, play video games that people enjoy. Simple as that.

This made some sense when Nintendo sold consoles cheaper than the rest, but that's not the case anymore. It's literally a scam.

Nintendo predicts the Scamtendo 2 will sell like shit

MS, Sony and Valve are making new handhelds that will run all of Nintendo's slop

What could possibly go wrong kek.

and here come the tears

simulated

simulated

simulated

They better have a $1 million FPGA or I'm calling bullshit on every simulated instance

709225106

Snoytranny pedophile

PS5 Pro is $700, PS5 digital is €499.99, Switch 2 is €469.99, PS6 will be way more expensive than the Switch 2 and it won't even be close. Same with the next Xbox if there is one.

Sametrannying pedophile

I didn't buy a 3 year old piece of hardware for cheaper, that was also more powerful when the switch 1 launched. At that time the only point of reference for portable high end hardware was a vita. Nintendo has shit hardware but it's cheap, it is now shit AND more expensive

imagine buying tendieshit in this day and age LMAO
pc + 3ds is the patrician choice. the switch is shit and the switch 2 will be shit.

Euros

PS5 digital with Astro bot is cheaper than a switch 2 in the only market that matters.

Series S is still cheaper and it manages to btfo the Switch 2 hard.

You need to go to the pharmacy and buy some Copium my man

the switch is shit

How's that Switch emulator coming along?

lmao

I'm actually surprised it's more powerful than a 750ti.

PS5/Astro Bot - $449.99
Switch 2 Price - $449.99

Now I will grant you that in this case, PS5/Astro Bot comes with a game and the Switch 2 bundle with Mario Kart World is indeed more expensive. But again, the chances of a price increase with tariffs is possible, let alone the fact that the PS6 will certainly be more expensive. Remember the Switch 2 is not the same generation as the PS5/XS.

Series S is still cheaper and it manages to btfo the Switch 2 hard

Kek Anon Babble troons are hilarious.

Haven't been sick in 12 years, I don't wear clothes around the house.

the only way that could be true is if you're vastly overspending on heating or live in a fucking rainforest

Also incorrect, not all of those are good at their jobs, you don't need a brand new cutting edge PC to be able to do what a PC from 10 years ago could, same with a phone, don't need an iPhone 16, a 7-8 works just fine for instance

moving goalposts
you said you don't need them at all
the benchmark for what constitutes a phone is much lower than what what a gaming console is

Same with the Switch 2, don't need a brand new cutting edge console with specs, it works just fine and does what it needs to do, play video games that people enjoy.

yeah, buy a brand "new" console with 2020 hardware 5 years after its debut
you wouldn't be saying it if it wasn't shit

Both the series s and deck are cheaper than the switch and more powerful. In the UK, before the Nintendo induced price hikes I could have found a ps5 and Xbox series x for cheaper than the switch 2

you lost, tendietranny

Haven't been sick in 12 years, I don't wear clothes around the house.

the only way that could be true is if you're vastly overspending on heating or live in a fucking rainforest

NTA, but I haven't been sick in years either and I eat like a raccoon and live in my own filth.

Pedophile snoytranny eic.

are you implying switch emulators don't exist or something? you can not only emulate every switch game, but you get better performance and visuals on an emulator too.
I've not emulated one switch game though myself because I don't play tendieslop. I hope switch 2 emulator makes you kill yourself. I still wont be playing it though

do you really want to get yourself rangebanned so badly

Pedophile snoytranny eric

snoytranny

lol
lmao even
I haven't owned a console in 15 years, good try though

Pedophile snoytranny eic

You Anon Babbleirgins are gonna be so mad when I end up having FUN with the Switch 2.

sitting at a desk to emulate a handheld

still baffled as to how Switch sold 155 million.

Kek'd

If it's so powerful why are the CP2077 devs aiming at 40 FPS at best for the Switch 2 port? The SS runs it at pretty stable 60 FPS, how weird.

Not him but CDPR is pretty cooked these days. I wouldn't be surprised if TW4 runs at like 10 FPS.

this

The SS runs it at pretty stable 60 FPS, how weird.

Stop talking absolute shite. Cyberpunk 2077 is one of the demanding games of the generation. The Switch 2 version is the next gen build, which was never made available on PS4 because it couldn't run it

The game still has performance issues on PS5 and Series X, never mind Series S.

still baffled

everyone knows why it sells, same reason the switch 2 will be a massive success. because normalfags and tendies are fucking cattle.

This console is gonna fucking mindbreak Anon Babbletards. I genuinely cannot wait.

that's like slightly above a base ps4

So what's the Anon Babbletroon cope when it sells gangbusters?

Why would it mindbreak anyone? Everyone is laughing at the gutless hardware, the overpriced games and the fact you actually have to buy Switch 2 versions.

the one coming from you after getting conned into buying nvidia's samsung leftovers

So posts like you created as an example?

Pedophile snoytranny eic

Remember to kill this brazilian's spam and cope threads.
Otherwise this subhuman is going to spend the whole day ban evading, samefagging, spamming wiki screenshots and cp and babbling about kiwis.

Tendies only really exist to be baited and bullied. You can't make fun of Xbox or playstation because nobody gives a shit about them but tendies live in a bubble where their equally shitty console is the only way to play games.

people get scammed every day
are you expecting people to cry when you'll be a victim of one soon?

Looks awesome, can't wait to pick it up.
With this graph in mind, why is the ps5 so shit? Looks like it's got good numbers.

You already made an example post of the cope, you didn't need to make a second.

So I can emulate a ps5 with my 4070tis?

I can emulate a PS5 on my 20 year old laptop.
Youtube runs on everything my dude.

ps5 is at the top, that must mean its a really good console right? the number says its the best, surely it has the best games too? I cant wait to experience the peak of gaming

Snoytranny pedophile eic

Everyone is laughing

The absolute state of snoys. Next month is going to be a riot here.

ps5 will be good when it's jailbroken and you can put linux on it

For mental illness awareness day? You could tell a Tendie the sky is blue and they'd deny it. They're manchildren.

eric... you lost, and got raped.

You could tell a Tendie the sky is blue

it's legitimately funny that you're shadowboxing snoys when in reality it's pc swallowing your catalog whole and there's nothing you can do about it but cope
even sony with their superior hardware has conceded this fight yet you think you can win against an ecosystem so open and powerful that it can bruteforce emulate everything you have and fuck your wife games better than your tiny SoCk ever could

you're not clever

geg

The sky is an unobstructed view upward from the surface of the Earth.

Says the one who got dabbed on.

when in reality it's pc swallowing your catalog whole and there's nothing you can do about it

I'll be playing Mario Kart World and Donkey Kong this summer and you won't.

And I'll playing them by the pool, sipping cocktails.

Pedophile snoytranny eic

dabbed

How old are you exactly?

Fuck sake dude are you ok? Try breathing and calm down.

You sound like a mentally ill cultist

32.

i'll be vicariously living out my pedophile fantasies by playing party games with children

why would you come out and say this

Holy kek
PC trannies literally paid $4000 to emulate nintendo games while sitting on a chair with wheels at the computer desk. lmao you retards literally falling for the performance shilling still in 2025. MFer go watch a IMAX movie you get better graphics for less investment you room temp IQ morons. Literally need a youtuber to tell you what to buy because you don’t know shit about computers.

playing party games with children

Kids play CoD. Have fun.

cultist

yeah, an open platform is a cult and not the one centered around a single corporation with complete monopoly over the ecosystem
very observant

even if switch 2 emulation came out tomorrow and the entire catalog leaked I still wouldn't play any tendieslop
only a tendie could possibly not see the irony of this comment

cute copypasta, did a nintendo circlejerk discord give it to you?

Absolutely a mentally ill cultist

Least obvious samefag

I don't want to play Nintendo games!!

Th-They're shit anyway!!!

Seethe more. Your salty tears sustain me.

yeah, keep saying that while you people insist that nothing about what you buying matters outside it being RED BRAND approved

Locally runs syntax pattern recognition

uses web crawler to find similar matches

Finds your facebook

Saves your pictures in bulk

Uses beefy $4000 dollar PC to train a LoRA of your face. Rents h100 to generate a video LoRA of you.

Sends your friends and family multiple clips of you being railed by BBC.

Nintenbros stay losing

Pedophile cultist

Saying this when fucking Sony lost Paptapon's successor to Switch and put some of its biggest titles on PC just to get by.

keep going, earn your ban again

they are shit. I could play the entire switch catalog with better fps and resolution than the switch itself, yet I haven't played a single game from it.
do you want to know why? because modern tendie games are fucking garbage

Pedophile snoytranny cultist

Underage Banned

You will be still spamming this image in 2 years wont you?

just lost 1000 brain cells reading this thread. youre all retarded. and now I am too

yes, that's literally what i said
sony lost this fight, pc gains every day and consoles bleed players every day
the consumers are fucked so badly that pc with all its freedoms just becomes a glowing fucking beacon
nintendo is the only remaining target and they're still trying to make themselves even easier to target and hate

PC gamer spends all day generating AI BBC blacked porn instead of playing any games

We know, sis

Of course the Switch 2 is a piece of shit. Someone has shown that in tests where it scores 1500 points, a computer with an RTX3090 scores 20,000 points, the difference between the Switch 2 and more advanced machines is so great that they are two different worlds.
But the important thing is that it's considerably more powerful than the Switch 1, and that's the whole point. The Switch 1 isn't just bad in general, it's even bad at running the fucking games made for it. Even fucking Nintendo has to resort to 30fps and dynamic resolutions in many of its games, and you still see a lot of problems like constant frame rate drops, huge loading times, stutters, etc.
The Switch 2 will at least allow games with more humble graphics to run decently, which the Switch 1 was incapable of doing in 95% of situations.

Pedophile cultist

go for a bingo, break more rules

Yes, but does it have videogames

It will probably be the actual benchmark on switch 2 that is going to perform worse than this because thermals, power consumption and weaker parts in general compared to simulation.

Lel the 2060 I got for 100 dollars last Christmas shits on switch 2, ps5 and Xbox sSeX. Nuke Japan

Rapidly generates multiple images of me fucking my screen

Nintenbros stay losing

Pedophile snoytranny eic

How can they justify the price increase if it's this shit

Imagine paying 500 dollars for equivalent of an android with 4-5 generation old snapdragon. Couldn't be me

can you go outside with your switch without looking like a fucking dweeb?

This assumes that Nintendo has no competition but if you aren't a retard you just buy a deck for third parties, the games are cheaper, they release day 1, we now know it's cheaper and more powerful and there's a larger library. You only buy a switch for bing bing and if you grew up as an idort you don't give a shit about bing bing besides Zelda and 3d mario that launch once or twice every 8 years.

Only if you have a gf who plays it with you

Pedophile snoytranny eic

we don't sign our posts here

Switch 2 has already outsold the tranny deck

so only on the weekends and after work hours?

Or, if you're a college student, you can whip it out with her between classes. Kino

So you agree the quoted posts were made by a pedophile? Kek

The only reason sales matter is it correlates with larger libraries, the deck is a pc so by default has the largest install base and library. Now that we have dealt with that cope do you want to try again?

I think $450 is the least Nintendo could do while still making a profit. If I'm not mistaken, Gabe suggested that asking $400 for the Steam Deck was painful, so I don't think they're making a huge profit on each Deck sold. As the Switch is on a similar level to the Deck, $450 seems reasonable to me.
In fact, I don't think the Switch 2 is particularly expensive for what it delivers. Where Nintendo is really abusing its fans is in the price of software and services.

Pedophile snoytranny

Docked Switch 2 weaker than phone

AHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAH

they are shit.

I haven't played a single game from it.

So you're just echoing other people's opinions?

implying they’re wrong

Is that what you got from my post?
Are you retarded? No wonder you were bullied and have no friends

fair enough

It's crazy how every morning without fail this schizo shits out a dozen doomposting threads about Nintendo, the games or the hardware and trannyjanny mods have no pattern recognition and let these shit threads fester and play out every time .

You don't buy Switch because of its strong tech. You buy it because it has Nintendo games and it's cheap.
Well, I guess you'd only buy it now for the Nintendo games.

Gabe didn't say that asking for 400 dollars was painful, he said that making a system that cheap was painful because it was difficult to do. The conclusion being, they managed to do it. This has constantly been misinterpreted to mean valve took a giant loss on the system and this theory was mostly pushed by tendies who couldn't believe the deck was so cheap when their shitty 8 year old android tablet was so expensive.

We know that Nintendo can afford to go much lower because the Japanese prices are ridiculously cheap.

That's literally what your post said, I accept your trooncession

implying you need to play a game to know it's shit

Explain how your shriveled tranny brain arrived aat that conclusion, I need a laugh

discussing the outdated hardware is doomposting

flooding those threads throwing out snoy and tranny accusations is not

do you know where you are?
there are 200 threads on this board, if you don't want your tendie fee fees hurt with truth go elsewhere

good thing phones have good games, amiright fellas?
fellas...???

Docked Switch 2 weaker than phone

Anon Babble troons are this retarded.

Pedophile snoytranny eic

what do you think a snapdragon 3 elite is?

Your sound upset pedophile snoytranny ;)

maybe it would carry some weight if you weren't flooding the thread out of immense inconsolable butthurt lmao
your continued posting is the proof

redmagic 10

audio jack

no root available

you almost made me decide to change phone

stupid fucking nigger
how does it feel that Nintendo is doing better than ever and your gay console war threads are a cope to deal with their success

Pedophile snoytranny eic

I just asked for a simple explanation, tranny,
why would that make you seethe so hard you'd reply to my post twice?

I want to know the specs of the $900 GPU ill be buying

gachas are doing better than nintendo yet i doubt you hold much respect for them
now imagine that contempt coming from me towards you

Learn to read, pedophile eic

I MAKE SO MUCH MONEY OOOHH IT'S SO PAINFUL!!! IT'S SO PAINFUL BECAUSE I DON'T MAKE MOORE!!!

Tendies will buy it anyway because they have zero standards. They literally don't play non-Nintendo games, they have no idea how high the bar is. They'll re-purchase BOTW to play it at lower fidelity than CEMU was capable of 6 years ago and think it looks incredible.

they dont have actually fun new games to play

holy mother of cope

I can't wait to emulate the fuck out of it with drastically increased performance

WE MUST BUY THE SWITCH 2 SO WE CAN HELP MARIO.
KING K. ROOL HAS KIDNAPPED HIS DAUGHTER AND TURNED HER INTO A ROCK.

Turn your monitor on

You can't be this delusional. They produce it for 50 dollars each. Same as shoes, all made for 5-10 dollars in the same factory but nike and Adidas sell them for hundreds

There's that coping again lmao
Do you think gacha slop is going to kill Nintendo like Sega, Sony Microsoft or the PC platform was supposed to?

don't bother, those gayming phones aren't worth your time unless you actually use the hardware to its fullest extent

Extreme sametrannying

Pedophile snoytranny eic

yes we know you're illiterate and don't understand the concept of time or post timers
no need to keep confirming it

did you think anyone was going to kill nintendo when they've formed a cult of fanatical shiteaters like apple?

Pedophile snoytranny

Nirmies need phones they don't need shitty baby games

Plus 80 dollars for 20 hour games? Eat shit.

you should start announcing your sages

projecting snoytranny pedophile

You've been seething and shitting blood about Nintendo on here for a decade now, I think you're the delusional cultist

Pedophile snoytranny

I just want a rootable modern phone with audio jack, anon.
I can't believe my only options are either Sony or Motorola

normies don't need top silicon phones to browse the web and normie apps that can be done by a 5 year old midrange android yet apple manages to sell them still
it's not a matter of necessity

Tendies want to buy anything that has nintendo brand on it, that's not exactly a secret and nintendo knows this. So why do you expect them to make an effort if they can just ship a turd and make billions?

redmagic 9 is rootable and also has a jack but it's not in production anymore, it's using snapdragon 8 gen 3 so it's not that old

lol

Next up: Nintendo is using withered technology in their latest device

The 1080 which released 20 years ago is still out performing handhelds 4 generations later

ericGOD mindbroke tendies so hard that they see him haunting every post that doesn't line up with the narrow worldview

KEK

So?
Pedophile snoytranny eic, that was always the case

admits to being minbroken by a consolewarrring trannoid

LMFAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Snoytranny pedophile eic

bait

we will wait for the real bloodborne 2 not tendieslop

What about Nintendo makes autistic foreigners fall in love with their brand? God tier marketing, however they do it.

So people buy the shitty downgrade version of their games retard

Pedophile snoytranny

dont worry DLSS will make up for the preformance gap
believe in Nintendo

It's the closest thing they had to a father figure whem growing up

Snoytranny pedophile

console warriors bragging about ports of 20 year old games

So is the switch 2 better or worse than the quest 3's specs?

Portable console that's 3 times stronger than a PS4

It's supposed to be a bad thing

Wut

Snoytranny pedophile eic

maybe not if it was 2015

B-But muh $70 xenoslop X and $90 Zelda!!!

sametendie crashing out like a BITCH

KEKAROOOOO

More expensive than a Series S

Less power than a Series S

This is post price hike btw

Snoytranny pedophile eic

That's plenty of GPU power to play fun games, the only people crying about graphics these days are people who spent all their money on an overpriced GPU that they didn't need

That's like saying you're fine with buying a Nissan for the same price as a Mercedes because it's fast enough to get around town in.

Or just go straight to the point, the switch 2 costs more than a PS5/Xbox Series X but performs like a PS3/Xbox 360.

Pretty sure only the cheaper versions of the other consoles are on par with the switch 2 and they have been around for like 5 years by now

Sametrannying pedophile snoytranny

I wouldnt care if it wasnt fucking $500.
Might aswell buy a PC.

le shitty specs

there will be Mario
there will be Zelda
there will be Metroid
there will be Kirby
there will be Bayonetta
people will buy it in droves. You know it.

$500 only gets you a low tier GPU on PC tho

Pedophile snoytranny eic

I'm pretty sure you can find a used 3080 or 6800 xt for less than that, and those are solidly mid-range.

Ciao Necroxid.

buying gpus from crypto miners

weaker than a ps2 again

LOL

Snoytranny pedophile eic