Shits up your comfy valley

He doesn't make passes or catcalls the bachelorettes or masturbate behind a trash can like a regular hobo though

Anon, I...
You can find him hanging out outside on the female side of the spa.

your prostitution/rape mods aren't canon

There should be a mod where you hire this man to work on your farm. He gets himself a nice shed and you can choose how much you want to pay him

"Pierre, stop paying the homeless man money to video tape the Girls in secret."

Pretty sure you can offer him to stay on your farm and he just says no way fag.

Linus has a racoon harem, you just know.

my opossum buddy at the bus stop could kick their asses

Once time I saw Linus going though the trashcans. I felt so bad seeing him like that, so I gave him a raccoon suit.

I can't wait to be a hobo like dad!

BRO WE ARE IN A DEAD RACCOON

My purple little wife.

I hate the squelch sound of him rummaging through the trash. Fucker, those were my wet cookies

Because homeless people usually aren’t just “down on their luck” they’re usually actively avoiding work

I put all my charcoal kilns next to Robin's house. Seems like a fitting place.

I just realized, Linus has totally encountered the Witch. Probably more than once.

I wish there was a mod where you could kill Linus.

Kent, why are you sending me explosives in the mail!? How and why do you even have these!?

Correct.

He thinks you're too reliant on technology on your farm.

His whole shtick is that he hobomaxs and considers himself a forager/survivalist, not wanting to live with others anyway.

kek

How do you figure that?

Wandering around outside, late at night almost every night, he's bound to encounter her, especially if he's been doing this for years.

Ok so by "encountering" you just mean saw her flying across on her broom?

Maybe thrown a few curses at him too.

She's blind as shit and thinks he's the wizard.

fly by

see Linus

"GET A JOB FAGGOT"

leave

I hope you (you) support the local economy and jobs instead of relying on literal who aliens who want Earth resources

Replacing him with a shota mod is fun

Mod name?

Joja route leads to an increased town GDP althoueverbeit

joja mart

joja kinematograph

local store still active

more employed people=more disposable income=more spending money=more town wealth

He doesn't know

Vanilla :)

That implied buttsex scene in the tent

Laughed hard, best character only bitches that felt raped could disagree.

Morris, let me date you Cashier.

i think this is referring to the unintentionally suggestive sound made during the wild bait cut scene

There's a mod to get a shota version of him

Based

I find Linus a reliable source of money, he often asks for diamons on the request board and pays a lot for them.

You can in SVE, I got joja shut down and married her

I hate this piece of shit. GET A JOB NIGGER even the only black person in town is enployed. Linus is a oathethic waste of space they should make a community centern bundle that gives you a gun to execute him

you know we're post scarcity now right? Jobs are obsolete

rabbi shitting and pissing his pants because he can't control the free man

ape is one sick fuck. He knew what he was tricking us into thinking was happening in that tent scene

Jased
I don't know what's with the influx of stardew threads lately, but it's never been the same without him

He's a fucking leech, shows up at every festival bringing fuckall just to stuff his fat fucking face. Reaches his greasy hands into your pocket anytime you fall asleep. Steals berries and other growing plants around the town along with digging through peoples trash. Poor people disgust me even more so poor homless people

Steals berries and other growing plants around the town.

Doesn't everyone do that? I need those Blackberries and Hazelnuts, man.

Poor people

That's an oxymoron, actually.

That's a good thing

I want to hold hands with Marnie and walk her through town.

would you buy my game if I make a Harvest Moon SNES clone?

That but my handis grabbing her massive ass cheeks

Not entirely true, doesnt he help in the Luau roasting some big meat at the beach?
Also doesnt him and the wizard prepare the labyrinth on spirit's eve together?

believed the lies of the poor

Yikes Anon I didn't take you for that sort of retard

What's his backstory? It seems kind of dark from the hints he gives

I mean, you can clearly see him roasting the meat and even Maru comments about it, also he teaches you the wild bait recipe that is actually quite expensive to make if you dont have a slime hut.

unintentionally

Actually like half of homeless people have jobs, it's just those jobs don't pay enough.

I sometimes wonder where Jasbot is...

Comment on my market already you jasfag nerds. Every sign is a pun, but you don't get to see them until someone says my market is cool. This isn't even the whole thing!

P.cool market bro. I r8 it 8/8

literally everything linus does the farmer does too, he even likes the stack of 200 berries you have it's hard not to be his friend
you will even get the sashimi recipe off him with 0 effort

replied to the wrong post anon

needs a Jas' gold statue 6/9

Oh yeah baby we have money again, time to expand the house.

I know

You should have smoked that fish first.

And yet he's objectively happier than you.

then take it back

Thanks anon

The Famrer helps Sebastian rant about his black step-dad on Anon Babble.

stardew valley is the only game I can think of where the potraits somehow got worse over time

C-team forever!

CA can't draw for shit he should have just hired that Ohnidavi nigga or whatever the fuck his name was to do the anime portraits as an official addition to the game. The art is awful and the first thing everyone mods away

The recipe is expensive as heck.

Girl here, any rapist Shane mod?

along with digging through peoples trash.

That's their fault. Who would ever throw fishes in the trash? On a daily basis?