Here's your GTA 6 male protagonist bro

Finally, a video game character who is literally me

he's even got a facial hair

Not just facial hair. He has chest and arm pit hair!

finally, a man with hairy balls

that's fine but I hate the hairy arms

Imagine the smell

Do you not have hair on your arms? Do you shave it? Isn't that literally the most common body hair?

Do you not have hair on your arms? Do you shave it?

yes because I need my arms to look smooth for the videos

...what kind of videos?
how often do you shave them?

me

I'm Asian, hairy arms grosses me out

Normies

Me, I yearn for the embrace of a chiseled florida meth addict.

as always, tendienshitskins and pcniggers will be seething while we play videogames

Is it me or does he look a little bit like Jim Caviezel here?

Masculine white guy who is capable, puts effort into himself and his appearance

In a loving, healthily physical heterosexual relationship with an attractive (she's fine you faggots, even hot) woman

Relationship seems healthy and supportive, he isn't henpecked or blueballed

Absolutely no indication so far that they're going to turn on each-other or cheat or one is going to die etc. All the key art shows them as ride or die partners and lovers

Me, that's who asked for this

Are they just doing the bonnie and clyde story? Are they both gonna get merc'd by the end and their kid is gonna go live with abuelita?

Wow that is quite the resemblance.

You're still not aware they're gonna die Bonnie and Clyde style?

48 hours of nothing but gaythread spamming

then all of them stop at exactly the same time

marketing strategy?

That is certainly going to be a possible ending but I would be very surprised if there wasn't a true good ending too

I thought jannies had saged them?

They made the character and his friend basically Hasan and Stavros

No GTA has ever ended without you being able to free roam after the end. If anyone dies it'll be Jason sacrificing himself to save Lucia.

ex-army guy that is in shape

somehow this is for women and homosexual men

What kind of mental gymnastics do people do to justify that?

Zoomers are gay as fuck and GTA6 is the first GTA game made for their generation.

I'm a complete faggot and I wish he would rape me with his smells

If this is the result, I suddenly love zoomers.
Based zoomers.

I wish I was beautiful people.

I don't. I want to look at them, being them seems like a lot of hassle and maintenance. Fuck that.

people attracted to hot men like a hot male character

it's not that hard to understand
it's the same way underage anime girls are tranny bait because trannies love minors and moeshit

They aren't niggerloving faggots

give me the game right now jesus christ

What? You have issues with the male MC looking strong? You wanted a skinny onions instead?

Not me, i wanted to play as a Tommy Vercetti/Claude kind of guy. Nu GTA protagonists suck. He's already forgettable.

Just one more year...probably. Two for PC players.

I did.

This shot actually gives a great presentation of the duality of their relationship anchoring the desire to stick together in times of turmoil and the fear of betrayal biting at their heel.

incels seething at muscular men

When did you retards turn into man-hating feminists??

when anime groomed them

gays making his body a bigger deal than it could ever be shows why everyone hates gays

asmongold viewers angry about chad being main character

why isnt the main character incel like me....

spotted the jealous brown fatty

if you don't freak out over a dude's body you're brown and fat

sure bud

>Absolutely no indication so far that they're going to turn on each-other or cheat or one is going to die etc.

I feel like something HAS to happen otherwise what is the point of them being written this way?

you get two characters and they are in love and happy

nothing bad ever happens to them and they succeed in all their crime

the end

I honestly don't remember the last hot white male protagonist in a video game since Arthur and before Jason. Why is rockstar the only developers giving us what we need

everyone that complains about a game watches asmongold

Stop making up your own schizophrenic fiction of why any skepticism could exist. Nu Rockstar fanboys are retards.

they are definitely gonna be put against each other
the first trailer had that "trust" scene, this one hinted at jason being an ex-military fed

hot white male protagonist

What about him?

that 30 fps hair animation

Uh.. that doesn't look good? hope that's fixed on the PC version. Unless you've slowed down the footage to make it look weird or something.

I asked for this. I lift and I'm White so I want to be represented in the game (and commit TND)

I can't stand baraniggers.
Bishies for life.

The shit is interpolated, retard, which is why it looks so retarded. Someone tried to add fake frames for the slowed down video, I don't know why

nothing bad ever happens to them and they succeed in all their crime

There can be bad things happening to them that doesn't involve fucking other people

woman moment

Begone fujo

Gross. Also there's plenty of long haired dudes that have been in video games And he's horny and gay as shit, just wanting to fuck you because you talked to him is a huge ick and gay coded. I'm talking about a real man that you want to be your husband that you know will take care of you and only you.

He's hot

I always liked how niko looked 20 years older than he was

you know wha, I'm pretty sure they skipped having a black male protag simply because of how poorly core gamers would've received it. i'm proud, chudbros.

It's normal when growing up in a war-torn Slavic country.

this clip caught my eye too. amazing to see same old GTA mayhem with a decade of technological progression.

First off, rude. Second...umm? What about him?

White boy summer 2026
youtube.com/watch?v=ErpNryWDY7g

Not that anon but that couldn't be a more milquetoast white man I've ever seen. Completely sauceless.

this is the shit I want. walking the street, hitting up a store and inhaling the american clown society.

Don't say that about our hero, Henry!

I haven't played the 2nd one yet, but he does look better. I think his gay lover looks better. He looked super goofy in the first one and i couldn't finish it because the game gave me a headache and I quit after I escaped the beginning part, so I don't really understand his character too much. I'm talking more like Chris Redfield and Nathan Drake. Master Chief, I always imagined him to be a good looking man. Axton from Borderlands 2. Obviously they pale in comparison to Arthur's character and husband traits and probably Jason's too.

I keep seeing screenshots of this guy, I really need to play KCD already.

It'll be funny as hell if he can grow a level 11 ZZ Top beard like Arthur

Show me that pit, bro.

I think his gay lover looks better.

Hans? Yeah he kind of does.

He looked super goofy in the first one

True, they did not capture the actors likeness that well. Thankfully Warhorse did improve his face for KCD2.

so I don't really understand his character too much.

He's basically your humble protagonist going through his hero's journey. Once the son and apprentice of a blacksmith who lost his family and home when it was besieged. Now he tries to claim vengeance. Along the way he comes across a few revelations about his background.

Take a whiff.

a chad like this would never date a fat ugly spic

I know right?

Pretty based if you ask me.

just be happy its not a black trans with a afro

or her for some reason she was in every woke shit game

If you've never been built like this in your life you're not really a man (and most likely now wear dresses but will never be a woman either)

We need to go back to chads like this murdering faggots

Implying women use this website

I'll have you know I have an 8 inch uncut cock that would be just perfect for frotting with a pretty boy as we press our pecs together and make out.

ok

An in shape white guy? In my 2026 video game? What's the catch?

Has gay sex on the down low when his gf is out of town.

main protagonist is anything but a white man

Anon Babble bitches and whines and moans

main protagonist is a white chad

Anon Babble bitches and whines and moans

What do you fags want?

Average white male representation is now wrong?

They're whining in this case because gays and ladies are thirsting for him.

tpbp

cuz the original clip from the trailer was like 6 frames long.

I don't like NuGTA protagonists because they try to be charismatic and memorable so hard, like actors playing a role. Claude had peak charisma precisely because he had no charisma at all, he was a silent murder machine, a walking death, a terrorist, a threat to society, a spawn of the rotten underworld. And he was reaping all plot long, with cruelty and silence, drowning in blood and screams of horror, not trying to stand out, not trying to make an impression. So good, even career criminals and mafia bosses couldn't see what kind of person he was, they just couldn't see through him. After that kind of character everyone Rockstar tried to make look like a badass gangstering looked like a complete poser, yes, even Tommi Vercetti.
Maybe Cash was different, but idk.

Claude had peak charisma precisely because he had no charisma at all, he was a silent murder machine, a walking death, a terrorist, a threat to society, a spawn of the rotten underworld.

I can appreciate subtlety, GTA3 is great, but that would get old.
I think I disagree that most of the characters try to be that charismatic or memorable at least compared to other video games. Trevor, sure. But in general nah.

Oh please. Commit a crime, do time, then you'll see how full of shit all those le dangerous deranged gangsterinos in Rstar games are. They are quirk chunguses pretending to be dangerous and casual (to be relatable to you, the player) at the same time.

youtube.com/watch?v=Ld_1HyhrIa4

Yes, chatgpt, you've made a relatable post. +0.01w/h to you.

Have you ever considered the fact that not everyone goons to a video game character like a horny teenager, you fucking imbecile

yeah I don't think niko is le deranged gangsterino. nor is CJ. tommy? ehh idk man. Franklin def isn't.
Michael is literally a whiny middle aged cuck

this is beside the point that it's fiction dude. And anything written in fiction you can bet there was a real criminal even fucking crazier. Reality is stranger than fiction is a saying for a reason. again not saying you're wrong to want more realistic characters or anything

i did

Perhaps I did not make myself clear. It's a spectre. On one end of it is "le deranged gangsterino" on the other end of it is "le relatable literally me". So it goes from Trevor who is OMG SO CURAZAY to, say CJ who is just like your bro bro like your regular dude bro just hanging with his bros. They all do the crime stuff of course.

cj is a straight busta

/thread

Makes sense.

All of them are sociopaths. They may not be as crazy as Trevor but they'll still run someone over and keep driving without blinking and get mad that it dented their stolen car.

you think theyll let us remove all tattoos? he is too beautiful to sully himself like that

me

looks boring, another cookie cutter yurop man

the game was kinda mid and a flop so i dont blame you for missing him

looks like he was born with sandnigger dad and eastern europe mom, hard skip because no one likes the goatfucker.

ITT: Anon Babble is unironically ranting about the female gaze

Holy shit

Who's idea was the dead bird? And why?

implying women use this website

is full of them and there are some ugly lesbians on too

Anon Babble bitches and whines and moans

Non-Whites. It's not the whole Anon Babble, just the vocal non-Whites
I, as a White man, actually pretty happy to have a swole chad MC with a deep voice who's also fucking straight

Both of those boards should be nuked

skepticism

Or you're just a fragile little bitch. I remember when fucks like you were proclaiming that you wanted muscular men like this. I wonder what changed?

Claude had peak charisma precisely because he had no charisma at all

You don't see the whole perspective. Claude is like that exactly because it was like that in GTA1 and 2. They dropped the idea in the VC because they obviously wanted to have a voiced protagonist this whole time. Having a "no charisma" MC is a thing of the old games. GTA past 3 always wanted to be sinematic and tell stories more than just "kill guys and ride cars lol"

You're in minority anyway. How do you imagine a big ass cinematic game with a mute progatonist?

is this achievable natty

white

sorry that guy does not count. it's too generic and feels like some special metrosexual race created by japs

I lost twenty pounds in two months, so it's probably achievable natty.

and how is that different to how he described claude?

extremely achievable. the main thing is getting the bodyfat down, which is a bitch and a half.

Anon asked for the catch, not another plus

I honestly don't care about any of the things you're talking about. Their "charismatic" characters all look like posers to me and that's what I'm talking about. Because it's Rockstar, it has to be safe edgy, otherwise muh esrb rootings will rip sales. Still this vibe of fakeness just turns me off. Especially V "C" ending, omg, this is some disney bullshit.

what if i want to play as jason after finishing the story

generic

Cease the pointless yapping bruv, he's White.
But ok, here's another relatively recent example from Square as well.

inb4 he also doesn't count

I honestly don't care about any of the things you're talking about

What a way to start a discussion. Well, if you don't care, move on, pal, go play tetris, I dunno

Is this just AI? Maybe I need to become a proompter

Is this just AI?

No, it's real screenshots from the rockstar site. Yes, the game features full blown nudity with porn and visible penetration of a thick White penis into a tight Latina pussy with creampies and all

No, mr paid shill, I will stay here and I will talk about fakeness of Rockstar North's characters.

paid shill

People get paid for this? Where do I sign up?

fakeness of Rockstar North's characters

Name 5 better characters from american AAA games. Just curious to see what's in your head

Massive case of roidgut

Anon back in my day there was this thing called Photoshop. Some people were pretty good at it, could whip something up almost as quick as prompting.

This game really reminds me just how single I am

Yes, the game features full blown nudity with porn and visible penetration of a thick White penis into a tight Latina pussy with creampies and all

kek

And he's horny and gay as shit, just wanting to fuck you because you talked to him is a huge ick and gay coded

lmao he literally fucked a goddess for years, he's just gay if you play as a male, every character is coded to be a potential romantic partner regardless of your gender

People get paid for this? Where do I sign up?

Invoking plausible deniability, the classic move.

Name 5 better characters from american AAA games. Just curious to see what's in your head

1. Your mom, who I fuck on the reg
2. Your faggot transexual dad, who is not real dad
3. Your real nigger dad
4. Your dog (I kick it from time to time when I'm bored
5. Niggers tongue my anus

*Latino bussy

All my money is on a 3rd protagonist who comes in late into the game, you'll get to wander the world as him post-game after the other two died. You'll probably also be able to find their graves or something similar because it was too popular in RDR2 to not retread it in a modern setting.

Imagine lusting over Jason and Lucia when picrelated exists

this gives me Far Cry 5 vibes

I'd be okay with that. I would prefer it ends happy IF I end up really liking the protagonists though.

the ease of which you romance him being just one innocent conversation that you don't even realize is leading you to romance him is what was meant by gay coded bc gay people on average are incredibly promiscuous

young hunky protag

That's a new one for GTA

men are promiscuous on average, gay men are "more" promiscuous because it's two men so there's no women being the bottleneck.
If you play as a woman and are nice at him he will flirt with you too. Regardless, the frog woman will want to fuck with you very early in the story if you get a couple conversations right with her. Some characters are just whores, but I agree the whole game is pretty gay coded, but it's not Gale in particular. I think he's one of the few salvageable characters

Anon Babble spends years whining about how male game protags are nothing but a bunch of twinks and soiboys

Anon Babble freaks out at the GTA6 protag because he's too buff and that's trying to make them gay

When will you fucking faggots just admit that you hate and fear other men? All these excuses mean nothing.

achievable natty?

You're insane, retard

Niggers tongue my anus

That would by my anus though

Anon Babble freaks out at the GTA6 protag because he's too buff and that's trying to make them gay

On the contrary, I'd like nothing more than to have Brody and Clyde homokino but despite how much the LGBLTs have supposedly "won" it'll never happen.

Norman Reedus really let himself go

Who asked for this?

what does he smell like?

Dude, tell me, is the paycheck good?

using a nude mod for sephiroth

one handed gameplay

Kenzo perfume, old spice bodywash, fresh sweat from work

I work as a milling machine operator in a 3rd world country, of course not
That's why I'm asking where do I apply to shill gta6 on Anon Babble
You fail to give me answers to ALL of my questions, fag

Nice legend you've been given. Props to your boss, he's a creative one.

Even Henry would agree that his boyfriend looks better, but that's only because Hans is a very pretty dude. Henry has that Euro village yokel charm.

Getba load of this fucking loser kek.

No shit I'm a CNC miller too. Though I'm from the UK, which is basically a 3rd world country at this point. Let me know if you get any leads on that paid shill job. I've been doing it for free this whole time.