Do you think hitmen exist in real life?
Do you think hitmen exist in real life?
they didnt take an entire franchise out of their asses, non?
Yes. That garbage man you just walked past? That was him.
The Amazon delivery guy? Also him.
Yes, but since they'll never go after (You)r or mine sorry ass it's not exactly something you have to worry about.
There are stories every so often where police bust someone trying to hire a hitman for a job
Most hitmen are desperate crack addicts that really need 1000 bucks and will do anything for it.
Then there are the organised crime/mafia hitmen.
Agent 47 style hitmen for killing high profile targets? I mean, probably not, or it'll be some military elite who does one job and then hides forever after.
Yeah but 95% it is mostly for government work. It's super rare to happen within civilian life.
trying to hire a hitman
So what's the crime here? Clearly no one got killed.
attempted murder
You wouldn't even know it's him. A chandelier would just suddenly drop on your head or something similar.
Yes.
I hit men.
Agent 47 style hitmen for killing high profile targets? I mean, probably not
Boeing seems to have one on call
Used to be more independent professionals running around up to around the 90s but now its just . It's either a crackhead or some midwit thug that'll blast someone not important for cheap and immediately snitch on you when caught. OR it's some ex-mil hitter working for Big Corps or government, there's no longer an in between
This, the kind of hitman 47 is (open for hire professional who makes a career solely out of killing people) never really existed.
What happened? I don't get it.
Of course n-
Do you think bald men exist in real life?
Unaffiliated professional hitmen for hire? No. Professional hitmen working for governments and criminal organizations? Yes.
If you want to hire someone outside your organization your only options are ex-military mercenaries of low-level scrubs like crackheads or gangs, none of which are trustworthy.
Yeah, thats what i woulda did
Yes, sometimes they get paid to just barely miss their target instead of outright killing them too.
An attempt at someone's life, even if no one got hurt, is still a chargeable offense. This is why police try to find and catch any fools trying to hire hitmen.
I remember As I Lay Dying vocalist getting fucked by that
(You) clearly have great knowledge on the subject. If you know, you know ;)
Hardly need a hitman doing elaborate shit when you can just hack someones car to ram into a wall at 150mph or shoot them with a heart attack gun and nobody even notices
They very obviously and clearly had a whistleblower killed and then covered up. Obviously our county sucks so nothing was ever done about it
No, they're surely a myth. Everyone on Anon Babble has a full head of hair. Right, guys?
reminds me of a Crichton novel, Airframe
not-Boeing had assassins in that one
If they did, drumpf and elmo would be dead.
Boeing is a defense contractor, so...
Who killed JFK? Who killed Epstein? Hitmen. The Clintons used to send hitmen to whack people all the time.
Better question would be does a real life organization like the ICA aka the Agency exist. I remember there being talk of some deep web association of hitmen but I never believed it
Yeah - fat bitcoin assassin.
I mean the point of a Hitman is that you have a certain degree of separation from the murder, so you can have alibis, witnesses, etc. The situations you mention would still be investigated, specially the car one because otherwise the car company would be sued up the ass.
Mom! Go back in the kitchen!
REAL HITMAN REACTS TO AGENT47 EXECUTIONS
Obviously not. You can't assassinate people. That's illegal!
Do you think assassin's are just made up? It's just "hey I'll pay you to kill this guy".
Now if they're good at it or can get away with it enough to make it a legitimate business long term is another story
You can literally hire hitmen for like $10,000
Yeah if anything Lucas Grey is more likely of the type of person to exist these days than 47; some kind of resourceful merc that lives nowhere and kills whoever for the right price/motivation, though Grey is also way too good at his job to be completely realistic
I'm pretty sure the nice bloke that cuts my hair is secretly a hitman.
If they do they're probably more like the guy from Collateral. Fly in from who knows where, shoot everyone and then leave.
hitmaam when
Diana already exists and thankfully you don't have to play as her
I'd rather hear that sultry voice congratulate me on a completely flubbed execution that ruins my SA status
Yes, but the actual 'hitman' basically work for governments/organized crime syndicates to mainly go after each other. Their are 'assassins' who are mainly just serial killers for profit, but they are not like hitman
Still the only good "Real X reacts yo Y" video in existence
youtu.be
I wonder why didnt he get capped for testifying against Gambino though. I get that he was probably under protection but nevertheless - did no one seriously hold a grudge?
someone trying to hire a hitman for a job
Are there any stories of anyone successfully hiring a professional hitman? Has a professional hitman ever been caught? The closest I can think of is someone like Richard Kuklinski who killed a couple people for the mob but for the most part was just a serial killer
I agree with just about everything he said in that video, some kills just aren't as impressive as others
him not liking thrown stuff is a surprise but he uses guns so if he was gonna kill someone at range, he'd just use a gun
Black market, grey zones, shadow government exist. So yes.
DB Cooper
MH370
There probably are decent number of hitmen out there, but I imagine most of them are involved in criminal rings. Maybe not so much nowdays, but think things like yakuza or mafia. Granted, I don't know any high-profile cases of a hitman getting caught, or even coming clean, and spilling the beans.
a whistleblower
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Change the letters of the ICA around and I'm sure youll get the answer
Yeah it was two back to back, whoops.
The guy who Door Dashed your Domino's 4 cheese pepperoni pizza? Him again.
Yeah, but they're probably not as cool as 47.
Conspiring to kill someone is still a crime
I heard he was also the guy who took a shit in the urinal at your middle school
Not sure if there's a hitman for hire in terms of the level pf professionalism that the Agency had
Certainly in crime syndicates there are - usually anywhere between 5k-20k depending on how good/how low in the ranks they are and then it's usually a case of 'an associate' member of the crime group but in reality is strictly there as an enforcer/assassin as opposed to helping out in the business
But the super secret assassination style like silent assasin, sneaking into places, etc, not really a thing. More like they'll stalk you and just shoot you when given the right chance.
the really good ones tend to create a bit of a spectable to make it look like it was part of a robbery gone wrong to avoid making it look like it's a clear cut murder to prevent gang wars
Nice land of the (((free))) you've got there lmao. Basically 1984-style thoughtcrime judging anyone can be charged for
If you reach out to someone, hand them some cold hard cash, and tell them to murder someone, I think that's not in the realm of a thought crime anymore
Ask the new pope
You have Mossad agents but they only work for Jews
There are plenty of IRL Hitmen but they're all retard junkies and/or career criminals who do it for a pittance and usually get arrested after their first job.
Professional Hitmen like 47 are largely a myth, even most spies who engage in wet work are incredibly sloppy.
This is a video of a Mossad hit
biologically modified to have no body hair and no fingerprints
still has eyebrows and eyelashes
?
There are hit men and there are assassin but there is no "Hitman" like in the games like 47 in real life because in real life there's no such thing as a "suddenly become proficient in literally everything from sniping from a kilometer away to playing the drums to serving muffins" drug that they injected 47 with.
That to me is the most handwavey unrealistic part of the entire franchise.
When you think about it, Hitman is actually Captain America tier capeshit.
Sweat and dust protection.
STILL no collateral suit
Also he can do all that AND dance better than anyone in this thread ever has or can
Yes, but they don't dress with nice suits
jews are so incompetent they need 20 people to bumrush a building to kill 1 dude with no security
That was the funniest shit I’ve ever heard.
If there's a demand for something there's always gonna be professionals who do that for money. There's obviously a demand for human killing. I doubt IRL are suave superhumans trained in every martial art on Earth though, probably just dudes with guns and no conscience. Sopranos is closer to real life than Hitman
Proof anything you get in China is crap, even hitmen.
Why wouldnt you just blow up the building with shit you can buy from Home Depot? No witnesses and no way to reliably scrape for evidence. Then the government blames it on a bunch of arabs because that's a good excuse to go to war.
eyebrow and eyelashes are practical even tho he has no dna record in any database
What’s the point of this elaborate setup if they got caught anyway? Just shoot the guy walking into the hotel lol
Thats literally what you do in the hitman games.
Or you can just shoot the target if you want
yes but they dont live long enough specially if it work for multiple clients
pffft. of course not.
assassins aren't real.
ONE STEP FORWARD AND TWO STEPS BACK
THIS KIND OF DANCE CAN
NEVER EEEEND
Thats the problem
Hitmen are hired for those who have money
War delegates money from them (or at least some part of it) to the weapons manufacturers and such, so unless your employers are in that golden circle - you are oretty much bitung the hand that feeds you.
Besides, extra casualties are not paid for.
this is why i have trust issues towards bald people.
It wasnt a drug, at least from what i remember
He is a genetically engineered for one purpose that is to kill autist
Unrelated but I heard some stores in USA are factually obliged to call the cops if a lot of the stuff you buy pass a certain checklist, like chemicals used for explosions and such
So who's the killer here?
47 was a literal test tube baby that was specifically created with the sole intent of being the perfect assassin, that part worked
he was also given drugs to completely inhibit any emotions "humanity" he may have developed, that didn't work cause he broke out of the facility then came back later to kill his creator so no more murderautists would ever exist again
Real assassins are never know because their work consists of freak accidents.
By definition if they're a professional and successful they aren't getting caught right?. Also see Mossad vs the Munich terrorists. That's literally assassination work.
Does THE COMPANY exist? Of course they do.
In order to be a professional you need to be able to do it more than once for money. Not too many reliable customers. I'd call whoever poisoned those russians with polonium or threw those generals out the window hitmen.
IOI could've kept adding maps to WoA every few months and I would still be playing it today.
What a shame they decided to go balls deep into James Bond.
They came pretty close to pulling it off without getting detected. It's Dubai as well, and operating there is risky.
I'm like 99% sure there are Hitmen that work for the government.
Like assassinating foreign politicians and leaders would be pretty easy when you have all the resources of the US government.
An independent/private company doing it like in Hitman seems very unlikely though.
Yes, but it's a narrow threshold and short list. Some dude buying an entire pickup truck full of cow manuere or ordinary fertilizer isn't going to trigger it.
I wouldn't say it's EASY, espeically if you don't want blowback. And the goverment HAS all the shit, but it's not going to use all of it for General butnaked in liberia.
Professional as in, with a full on wordwide connections like the agency in Hitman, anon
Actual professional hitman/enforces exist of course. But I don't imagine there's some global conspiracy shit going on
Of course they exist but that's a professional government sponsored thing, anon.
Plenty of assassinations have existed.and mandated by government agencies
en.wikipedia.org
Yeah this, hitmen are a fucking myth and made up for movies.
CIA agents to both. Nobody's job is killing people, but they will force you to do it if you work for the government.
there are, but the US government prefers to use air strikes or coups when they want to assassinate someone
en.wikipedia.org
So-called “hitmen for hire” do not exist. Individuals who attempt to engage such services are blackmail. These self-proclaimed "hitmen" actively seek out potential clients rather than being solicited. For instance, a man drinking alone in a bar—without the knowledge of his spouse—may be identified as a target for extortion.
The Killer is probably the most cringe movie I've ever seen and kinda shows why this isn't a real profession
it's supposed to be cringe!!
Yeah should have supposed to be good
Not FSB /KGB?
Problem is that there isn't a worldwide marketplace. It doesn't make sense to send murderers all over when they're far more cheaply locally available.
Yes, now that i think of it a lot of people in the past switched to a bald headed man, but wearing the same clothes, so i didn't think any of it back then.
The thing with the agency in Hitman is, I don't think the agents know of one another, do they?
I could be very wrong but my understanding is that 47 is unique as he genuinely has no interests, hobby or barely registers human emotions. He just likes killing.
I thought the agency had hundreds of assassins in different areas, hence why they can do it
In a desperate attempt to lose weight, I played 4 hours of straight dance dance revolution. At the end I was halucinating that Breaking Bad was the World of Assasination ,where every bald character was Agent 47.
they did that in the second movie, and kind of in absolution
THATS HOW I WOULDA DID IT
pee pee poo poo it's gay to have to always deal with the nigga's bodyguard(s) before you can get a garrote kill.
The game has sniper rifles for shitters that just want to take out targets with ease
sniper rifles
garrote kill
???
No, that one was me.
It sure is convenient Agent 47 always gets morally clear hits like mob bosses and corrupt elites.
Never something like a whistleblower with two kids who has evidence of a politician committing tax evasion.
swing king didnt deserve it
Gary Busey didn't deserve to die.
The guy in witness protection in Blood Money has a family, you actually kill the kids' parents while they're preparing for one of their birthday parties.
the kids were human traffickers
When one of those Boeing whistleblowers got killed. The doctors said they have never heard of what killed him. His lungs were all gummed up or some shit like that
The powers that be has access to methods of killing still unheard of
No, all those Russian billionaires in recent years did by genuine accidents.
Two hackers in SA were killed by 47 on behalf of the American government
The woman in the ult in Hotman 2 is clearly brainwashed
In contracts there's the two men who want to blackmail the mayor
There are few targets like that, anon
A hitman who knows his shit will know that he should not buy all the suspicious stuff at the same store with a credit card on his name
Soldier with a reduced sentence due to mental issues and possibly the circumstances of there being a chance the spy IS a traitor.
shit you can buy from Home Depot can't melt steel beams
I saw one in court once. It was a school field trip. He was also bald.
what makes me a good hitman
IF I WAS A BAD HITMAN I WOULDN'T BE SITTING HERE DISCUSSING IT NOW WOULD I
Maybe play the games. He has killed even innocent people before
Not really. Not as a specialized profession anyway. You have criminal muscle and most murders are done through them. You might hire a specific person for a job within a gang or they might subcontract to another person willing to do the job, but contract killing is actually rare.
What conspiracy? I literally tried to, officer