Why do they cause so much anger?

Why do they cause so much anger?

In my experience it's usually anti-scaleys who think it'll make people less attracted to them if you force people to not give them a fat ass n titties.
I've literally never seen a reptilian pornographer actually mad about people drawing tits on a lizard.

Honesty this is such a shit thread and if i met either of you retards IRL I would twist your heads off your shoulders

Same reason male argonains do not look like this.
They were too dang lazy and incompetent to remodel every armor for more than 2 body types.

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bad day at school anon?

They could have been even lazier and have argonians use a single titless body type regardless of gender.

Artist is only complaining as an excuse to draw more lizard tits.

I like how everyone basically draws Oblivion style argonians when they draw them.
The skyrim style beady-eyed fucks are shit.

It's funny how the Morrowind Lore explanation for Argonian tits also works as a meta explanation for our world.
The Hist trees molded the Argonians to be their communication vessels with Mer, and since female Mer had tits, the trees gave the female argonians tits to make them better at communicating with the Mer.
And the game designers gave female argonians tits to make them more attractive to gamers.

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love lizzers

I was seduced down the lizard path many a year before exposure to Argonians.

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Anthropomorphized Reptile people with human human characteristics

...

With tits

No! No how could you this is completely illogical! Ayieeee

It's a complete nonsense argument. I think some gay scalie got mad Lizard girls had titties and used it as an excuse and it caught on because it is the ultimate midwit argument

Katia is used good
Argonians are loyal
Total Khajiit Death

So true. Argonians and khajiit should be totally alien but instead they're just humans with scales or fur

Putting boobs on lizard women is something clearly done to appeal to typical male preferences. This naturally makes it highly prone to very subjective criticism, or "whining" as some would call it.

That would've been pretty cool, actually.

who think it'll make people less attracted to them if you force people to not give them a fat ass n titties.

I like the flat lizards, I like the flatties in general

The Hist knew female humans and mer have breasts but didn't understand why. They made the argonians in the shape of humans/elves so as far as they were concerned the needed breasts.
They are purely aesthetic.

If a platypus can lay eggs and still have mammary glands, why not an argonian?

Both of them have a penis btw.

The female ones can also look like this but with boobs

My neet girlfailure-goddess wife is smelly, send soap

What did she mean by this?

Hist sap, why do you think Dunmer keep argonian milking ranches with fat titty lizard cattle?

The child is born from the egg and then breastfeeds through infancy. Am I stupid for thinking this is obvious?

It raises the question of why there is an egg in the first place if not to allow the child to develop to such an extent it no longer needs external support

Evolution happens gradually, living beings are not designed from the ground up, they change ever so slightly forever, which means that not everything "makes sense" but as long as it "works" it gets passed on to the next generation.
There are some stupid fucking biological functions in real life that a "designer" would never purposely but in, but appear regardless because they do not significantly hamper a creatures ability to survive/reproduce.

This is some serious fedora tipping

Because it's not an alligator, it's going to grow into a fully conscious humanoid with a big brain and that requires us to nurture our infants for many years.

R*ddit Azura

How so?
Basic evolution is a observable process, even the Vatican does not dispute that. In fact its the basis of all animal husbandry, it is a fact that humanity has been aware of for tens of thousands of years at this point.

The existence of evolution does no nessicary disprove divine origins or whatever..

You're almost certainly speaking to an American, wherein observable science and the divine must be separate.

Vatican

Literal satan-worshippers, nothing to do with Christianity I'm kidding though I know people who believe this

It raises the question of why there is an egg in the first place

Ask this guy

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Platypus are monotremes - a tiny group of mammals able to both lay eggs and produce milk. They don't have teats, instead they concentrate milk to their belly and feed their young by sweating it out.

Who thought this was a good idea?

It was Friday and I had to ship something
t. God

Who thought this was a good idea?

The platypi. Are you gonna be the guy who gets poison barbed telling them no?

Justify australia.

Platypus is the guy who puts stats in everything because he wants to try all the different toys and spells but just ends with a mess of a build.

redditbuddy

platypus are weird, the males also have one of the most potent neurotoxins that causes excruciating pain for days

why do all the Argonians and Khajit have to sound like chain-smoking Arab grandmas? my pp goes flaccid every time I hear them even though I am otherwise a furry-loving degenerate