This is GTA 6

It's a country where putting any effort into your appearance or wiping your ass is considered gay behavior

thick thighs save lives

Sometimes but generaly no

GTA 6 isn’t a fatfag game fuck off

this sure is gonna top far cry 5 as the ultimate hillbilly simulator

They're healthy for Americans

ick on eck

It's literally in America

far hotter than the main girl even while being fat

The power of being white with a nice face

While women don't like fat, ugly bastards, you have to consider that what a woman considers attractive is mostly related to things like masculinity, and it's really alien for us men, so being fat and ugly doesn't necessarily mean that you're unattractive. In trailer parks you can see all manners of ugly bastards who regularly fuck attractive girls.

Are Americans really this fat irl or is it just tv shows and movies and games making stuff up?

They're fatter irl

How do obese people even have sex? When I was only slightly overweight (5'10 and 180 pounds) my dick wouldn't even work and didn't start working again until I got down to about 150 pounds.

I've never seen fatter people in my life than in the USA. I remember getting fat while I was there and almost getting diabetes while nowhere near as fat as them. They're built different

ask your mommy

GYATT

5'10

150lbs

holy twink

Pills. Horny pills are sold at pretty much every gas station in the country, TV ads for Viagra and Cialis are regular. It's so fucked up.

Architect bros? Did we win the culture war?

Would

is it? I'd say 150 is fairly average for someone that height if they have no muscle. Like a standard dyel normie type.

me on the right

kek this happened to my older brothers wife. He's still big muscles giga chad himself but his wife went from being super thin and fit a year before they were married to really fat only 2 years after they got married.

You’ll never guess what country GTA6 will take place in

Will gta 6 have MILFs and GILFs?

it depends on your bone structure. im 155 at that height and definitely look svelte

Sweden?

I'm the same height and 160 and my general doctor told me I need to lose some weight as he said im all fat and zero muscle. He told me I have the muscle mass of a teenage girl lel. I'm 35.

I'd rather the guy on the left than Jason

i guess it all went in my gut, i have thin limbs with long slender legs. i very rarely see a dude slender than me (im 40)

150 is literally 10 pounds below the average weight for men in 1960. if you think it's overly skinny you're a fat fuck.

b-but i-im heavy because of m-muscle

your heart doesn't make a distinction between what the excess weight you're carrying around is made of.

that definitely sounds like a problem unrelated to weight
definitely get yourself checked out you probably have something severely fucked up going on with you

My doctor hand waved it when I told him about it and said it was in my head

I wish my wife looked at me like she's looking at that dude

mentally ill gay boy

wew lad

No heterosexual male wouldn't want to fuck that slampig on the right.

That's the lightest woman in America

lol thats nothing. i used to think im a japanese schoolgirl

Is like when mom and paw met I reckon

Patriarchal standards where women are expected to look like supermodels while men can be unwashed fat slobs

I'm skinnyfat and I remember when a hot girl kept flirting with me in college but I refused to accept she liked me due to me being fat. I remember one day she even sat beside me and literally took a big sniff of me and told me she loved my aftershave and I still refused to believe she liked me. Why did I have to be this way?

I despise fat people

Americans are such an ugly race

Saw an American the other day, horrible creatures.

not fat enough

You guys are talking about Americans like their golem DNA won't activate one day when Israel decides to take over.

Women don't want fat ugly *bastards. But they don't mind you being fat or not the best looking as long as you're a decent person.

Simple as.

They say that syndicates of bugs have led a boycott of American goods in the land of the Chinks.

No, but fat couples usually found eachother when they were younger and thinner so by the time they're fat they're already trapped.

Being masculine, funny, and ambitious is all it takes

b-but what about being nice

LOL no

If they remind her of her father enough, yes

I thought this shit was a meme but a girl in college literally flat out told me I reminded her of her dad when she was on the couch watching a movie with me.

its not related to the fat but how much test you have in your system. Given your numbers you are a scrawny twink so low-T energy is the least of your problems

Desperation. Not much of a choice. There's generally more of a stigma against men being attractive or taking care of themselves, meanwhile women are expected to perform and be perfect.

I want to fuck fat girls.

This is appealing to slob amerisharts

Nobody wants to say it, and it's a very subconscious thing, but women are most attracted to men that are similar in build and appearance to their dad (or stepdad if their biological dad wasn't around). So the answer is yes, some. If her dad is a fat guy with a beard, those are things she's generally going to like in a man. If her dad is skinny and bald, she probably wouldn't find a fat guy with a beard attractive.

She reminds me of my ex :(

Literally not a single (moderately attractive) woman on earth is like this, what is this even supposed to be parodying

they are but only for chad

This. In Europe "150 pounds" isn't even skinny to this day. I'm Dutch and the average height/weight is like 185cm and 70kg and nobody finds it weird kek. Amerifats

It absolutely does explain typical gender roles

It's not impossible. Hell who says sex needs to be just putting a cock in a pussy?

blah blah blah

stop dreaming. this game will have no sex or nudity. only mods will fix it, but in 2030, lmao

Looks like a happy couple in love.

Damn, I could use a desperate bitch in my life

gta 5 had sex, both with prostitutes and in cutscenes. Red Dead 2 had a nude woman you could walk in on during the LENNY mission too

man is actually attractive and dresses well and showers

FAGGOT HOMO

Hmmmmmm

Reminder that this is what everyone living in coastal liberal cities thinks anyone who disagrees with them looks and acts like. This is the image in their mind when they think "middle america"

Hope you can change your protag again

yes anon, women don't actually like attractive men like you. They only like ugly bastards like me

185cm and 70kg

what is this in american

Colonial Spanish Florida/

I could eat with one (you).

Women will insult each other for not being bitter hags like themselves.
There's been research into the phenomenon. Women will give shitty advice to each other to make other women less attractive. Like the one study had women give advice to attractive and unattractive girls. And they'll tell the attractive women to cut their hair shorter than the ugly ones. Its hilarious.

theres nudity in one of the official rockstar screenshots lmao, dumbass

Have a (you), beggar.

You mean like how you also attack other men for being more attractive than you.

Blessings of Julianos upon ye.

Roughly 6'1" and 154 pounds. Built like a tall scarecrow lmao.

I want to be them. I want to look like them. Men more attractive than me motivate me to do better.
I've never thought to myself "Man I wish that guy over there was less attractive" I've always thought "Man I wish I was attractive as that guy" this is a very significant difference. One women will not understand. Sweety.

nudity

Where? There's some sideboob on a woman who's implied to be topless while laying on her stomach. No real nudity to be seen. If there's no nipple or genitalia, it's not nudity.

If he has money yes.

you can be retarded and disingenuous all you want little lad

American punches a wall

A hole opens up

They are just that strong

Homo

WEAR SUN SCREEN

Face seems cute enough

Humongous booba

Because of said humongous booba still retains an overall hourglass shape

hell,

That puts him right where he should be

Do you think Chad would fuck around so much if he could find a bitch like that? They are still absolutely awful vapid cunts even to top tier men

Gross

im going to make the latina girl so fucking fat bros

gtao2 going to be kino

Women dont care about how you look they care about how you make them feel.

This applies to men in a way too

You should sit him down and talk to him because someone going from super fit to fat is not normal. Shes either depressed or he is being a doormat and removing her need to put in effort

Why does everything in this game look so disgusting, so grotesque? Is this anti-art?

Its just trying to show you the average life of america

Lmao, no. While there are plenty of attractive sluts out there who just enjoy getting fucked silly or have weird taste in men's looks, the only ones who straight up want to be abused day to day are either fat, ugly, mentally ill or some combination of all 3.

t. triple digit body count chad

6ft person @ 64kg's is healthy. Yeah righto this chart (made in the USA) is retarded

Average 8/10s in Florida, I don't see the problem here.

did we really have to wait 13 years for a new GTA game because they wanted to add hair on NPC nipples and a slightly higher resolution grass texture nobody ever fucking asked for? GTA 5 is already modern and detailed enough. it'd be way better if they just reskinned and slightly updated GTA 5 every 3 years with a new story and map so we could get new games constantly. it's gonna take like 2 months to find everything in GTA 6 and then we're stuck with this shit for another 20 years

154 pounds was literally the average weight in the 50s in USA. this is average in europe and would be average in USA if "White" Americans weren't short due to 30% Hispanic DNA, oh and if they weren't morbidly obese. you guys have no idea how 150 pounds actually looks like. you think 150 pounds looks like 120 pounds because you're 350 pounds

You are the ideal consumer.

the fundamentals of pioneers who strive for greatness is to consistently improve, not just stay stagnant.

Remember when a new assassins creed would come out every 6 months and people were just like fuck this it's the same game wrapped in a different skin? If you want more GTA 5 then it's there in GTA online. You haven't had to wait at all. They've given you both options and you're too retarded to even see it

Why does everything in this game look so disgusting, so grotesque?

Because GTA is parody

tfwhave dad bod

tfw no slamping to party with

videogames are trying to sell you the idea of a world that doesn't exist anymore.

I'm pretty sure at least 30% of American couples look like that.

not anymore, a girl like that will not settle down for someone like tha because of the attention she got by posting nudes online, you would need to look like the MC from GTA6 to have a chance.

I was unironically thinking the inverse.

My father is literally one, He's almost 60, fat, poor but constantly fucks 20-something yo women

I look like this

This looks like a pic of me and my wife. Very nice Rockstar. Thanks for the representation.

anon, she clearly has a tan

why does white trash women like white trash men?

retard there's nothing else to improve on. these games are done. i don't want to wait 50 years for them to finally finish "modernizing" all the 3D universe cities because they needed to constantly improve every time which actually just means they added 20 new unnecessary animations nobody wants because there's nothing left to fucking do except for that. RDR2 tried to IMPROOOOVE and all they did was add 343 useless "realistic" animations and slow your movement speed to 1 feet per hour because they needed to IMPROOOVE by adding useless realism nobody needs. even Naughty Dog figured this out, Uncharted 4 has identical gameplay as Uncharted 3 except for new graphics and animations because there's nothing left to fucking do.
soz ur poor. i. have money and want to spend it

sorry anon, slampigs exclusively belong to chad

me and who?

A lot of girls have sex with fat dudes and have kids. It's pretty common. Men aren't supposed to look good. Just ask any gymcel if he gets pussy. Guess what? they don't. LOL

That's not GTA 6, that's a photo of me and the missus.

Yeah people forget that on average americans are fat as fuck

And get mad when you bring it up. You want to act like a smart car but look like a cyber truck.

anti art

Its weird that you pull this line when people are fatter than this on an average trip to wallmart.

Ugh it’s so hot.

I wouldn't mind being a fat fuck if I get a landwhale gf to my name.

Unfortunately they do not

please be related

as someone whos been fat all his life women dont like fat people in fact fat women will get thin guys because men are pathetic and will do anything for pussy.

london

i hate those creatures

Saw same experience at gym. Talked with hot woman there and she was mentioning how much heavier she was while married. Got divorced and shrunk way the fuck down.

Why do his socks not fit his feet right? Weird.

It's time to admit that videogames are finally getting representation for Anon Babble.

they don't, at first

That's literally mud girl from the first teaser. We won fatbros.