speedrunning history videos
Speedrunning history videos
look I've got a busy schedule how else am I gonna learn about the armenian genocide
Shadow was right
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The COMPLETE History of Panty Quest XXIV Speedrunning
5 hours 22 minutes
You could just not watch them
I watch history videos at x1.25 speed. Cry about it.
see a video titled something like
the player that BROKE x
first few minutes
"player glitched constantly"
Sigh
speedrunning history youtuber starts harassing a man who is known for setting a high score
hmmm, sounds familiar...
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Speedrunning is the most degenerate act known to man.
I used to listen to creepypastas while trying to fall asleep now I listen to speedtrooner history videos
honestly who the fuck watches these? They are boring as shit. No I don't care that dickfaggot95 managed to beat potatonigger007's record by 0.75343 milliseconds.
Me. It helps me sleep in less than 15 minutes. Almost never fails.
karl jobst bankruptcy speedrun WR any%
I don't like the manga
mfw people actually give a shit about what others do to have fun in their games
The goal of speedtroons is to not play the games, so your claim is false.
He already declared bankruptcy, didn't he? Meanwhile, King of Kong Billy is raking in money by advertizing his hot sauce by making fun of Karl's retardation.
watching video essays
you DO play the game, though. you know theres different categories too, right? any%, 100%, glitchless, etc. any% is just beating it as fast as possible using glitches, exploits, etc. but youre still playing. and glitchless runs are exactly that so its just playing the game as intended.
LOL
Implying that any of that shit is actually playing the game
Lmao, even
On that day she was able to do the impossible and set a new record for the game speedrun
*shows a clip with a man speaking*
fippy bippy boo!
There's all kinds of wonderful fiction
ignoring the fact that if you want a more by the rules run of the game, glitchless runs also exist, which i did bring up
look i know this board hates anything popular and has notoriously low reading comprehension, but come on.
M-muh glitchless!
Still not playing the game, troon.
The other day I was on x summoning salt cringelord asking
does anybody have interesting speedrunning history and games you could make a story about
And not one nigger called him out. Imagine making tens of thousands with these videos and your own fucking audience has to come up with shit. Gamers are so fucking retarded.
check the bayonetta category on twitch to see if i can learn some high level strats for NSIC PP
avoid all the channels that have LGBT because for some reason they think Bayonetta is a lesbian
check a random channel
"speedrunning" the game
easy mode
spamming stinger
barely playing
Speedrunning is a joke, but not a funny joke, an Andy Kaufman tier joke
ah yes, cause speedrunning a game using only the games intentional mechanics skillfully is so not playing the game. Anon Babble users are a special kind of retarded, and im ashamed to share a board with ya'll.
load up game
switch to the easiest difficulty level
glitch through the level
avoid all enemies
get to the credits super fast
The skill...it's too much for one man...
go on, do a 0 star run in mario 64. you think its so easy? do it yourself. i look forward to seeing "niggerkiller420" on the leaderboard
But I just did sis? It was so fast you didn't see it
That's a funny way of saying
Repeat the same sequence of buttons until the luck is in your favour
no you see glitching through the level while actively avoiding the game is somehow MORE skillful than actually playing it
lmfao
listed full speedrun history in his steam account
some games do have RNG involved in their runs, but stuff like Halo 2 is pretty skill based. same with Super Mario Bros 1. that game is almost at a point where the time cant go any lower.
Okay, post them now
Halo 2 and Mario 1 speedruns
Skill based
Top kek
Are we competing for cringiest gaming youtube video? Because I'm laying down this whopper
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you shitpost cause you know you dont have the skill to actually do it. i accept your concession.
it's a speedtranny overwatchfag
You cannot get any more stereotypical. Let me guess, you spend more time on your steam profile than playing games
I just hacked myself to the credits, pretty sure that gives me World Record time.
tfw a zoomer comes out of nowhere and overthrows the guy that's been speedrunning the same game for 10 years
Here's a giant playlist of every speedrun documentary on Youtube.
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Here's a giant playlist of every worthwhile speedrunning video on youtube
The single interesting moment was in one of the very first Summoning Salt videos where he said "Then I got the WR"
MAKES ME CATCH MY BREATH EVERY TIME I CÚM IN HERE
WAHOO
YIPPPEE
OOOOF!!
there are black PEOple.
reminder that this guy was a "consultant" for the silent hill 2 remake.
fucking saved
They thought that X.XX was the wall that could not be beaten
But in 20XX, ShiningTransQueen (formerly AnalRapist) found THIS
fucking kek
This but unironically.
Speedrun history is cringe
Speedrun explanations are comfy
Bismuth >> summoning salt
testing if i get ban from posting in the wrong thread
"armenian" "genocide"
First of all "armeania" isn't really a country and second you can only genocide humans.
nice
blah blah blah
BUT THEN THIS HAPPENED
You posted in a cunny thread I take it.
(Video games)
this is why i watch the 11 hour simpsons retrospective
but it was specified that exploit X couldn't be used, so Y's record was invalidated
as an on and off speedrunner, yeah he's right
Why can't zoomies just accept that being human means having a libido? It's like they can only accept sexuality if the FICTIONAL DRAWING is in control, like in this series
t.roach
straightest turk
Youre not as smart as you think you are
Ataturk must be turning in his grave
alexander the great TAS world record
Videos about speedrunning have to be the most useless videos out there right? What is there to even remember beyond some troon hit this time in a game by using a glitch useless to most players.
Hell Let’s plays have more value because it can help make some informed decision on a game.
people think speedrunner strats are the highest level of play
lmfao, who psyopped them this hard
Let's Play videos are too slow and do not satisfy my ADHD brain
it dependson the strat
Because the goal of speedrunning is to reach the credits as fast as possible, their strats are meaningless for actual play
Therefore thinking their stupid bullshit means anything for actually playing, is laughable
So like. Why ARE so many of them trannies?
He doesn't know about the centuries-long tradition of the Turkish Bathhouse.
I'm positive the weird online echo chamber has something to do with it, same as so many people claiming ADHD these days
Autism. This has been established for years now.
holy fuck how are there so many already
for me it's scrimblo bimblo franchises lore videos
Niche terminally online community
The usual, it's easy to take over.