How did turtlewow become so popular?

Shenna basically owns the wowservers reddit

all i know about turtlewow is that it has shitty custom content, a shitty custom engine, chinese bots and Anon Babble trannies.

No thanks, itty bitty lil unc.

Trans representation

Alex won

but enough talk about retail

Chromie.jpg - 468x718, 85.67K

I hate trannies and I will not support companies that try to normalize them. It costs companies nothing to stop mentioning these freaks, and yet they cant. They are addicted to hiring blue haired post-2012 identity politic freaks, and they will suffer financially for it.

Turtle WoW did it first.

I got plenty of proof showing that blizzard is pro tranny.

Care to show me some proof of turtlewow doing it first, especially since talking about LGBTQ stuff can land you a ban?

image-12.png - 601x688, 580.33K

Epoch soon.

especially since talking about LGBTQ stuff can land you a ban

That's proof that trannies work there.

I like turtlewow because you can get away with a lot more than you would in retail.

turtlewow.jpg - 396x177, 39.52K

horrible game because they you cannot say the name of the President of the United States.

Why would you need to do that?

why are you spamming his name everywhere like an obsessed beta cuck? that guy is based for banning you

i personally was playing there when people were leaving retail en masse for that rape drama a few years back and trannies were literaly flooding the server talking about how upset they were at blizzard and how glad they were to have found turtle

You already know that though because this thread is just advertising

Based heilodin, the chad we need

the only real issue with private servers in wow is the retail hut jr niggers finding them and turning the server into retail lite every single time since the private server retard devs only listen to whales

this but official season of discovery

Nah, SoD has better class fun than Turdle and its "class fantasy is le bad" retarditis that Dragunovi has it

"you're class is objectively broken and unusable outside of one spec" is not class fantasy

Some of the custom content isn't very good and the voice acting and writing is so bad it can take you out sometimes, but otherwise the server is okay.

sod is just ascension wow without the freedom

a million times better than the retarded shit that killed paladins and forced them to be holyfags in Turdle stuck to a shitty lifesteal weapon he did.
Or rogues being dead and so on.

Also shamans without dual wield to mitigate their damage playstyle.

Unfortunately Bronzebeard wont be releasing til next year.

I played for a few months, hit 60 and did some raiding then quit. Turtle wow isn't perfect but it's solid and does a lot of things right:

just existing and not having any major crises

reasonably good stability

GMs exist and will actually help you quickly

OK custom content

class changes spice things up although I found them quite mediocre

hardcore and other challenges, people love that shit

it's p2w but they mostly manage to gaslight the player base into thinking it isn't

All true except I think it uses ancient unedited vanilla client. So the one point that could be good in your list isn't true.

turtle wow devs are all trannies and trannyfuckers

How is it p2w?

a mailbox won't help you beat someone in pvp
if you want to see a pay 2 win server play warmane, where you can literally buy raid drops from the cash shop

I hope Sylma killed himself

Portable moonwell, bank, ah, mailbox, stables, vendors and relics all cost real money.

You can buy as many 36 slot bags as you want, also portable mailbox etc.
OK but it's still p2w.

so the official wow devs then?

how does this help you beat the rank 14 shaman in the BG?

And yet they are still far less gay than retail wow

setting aside the fact that you can literally pay Shenna for characters with the best gear in the game

imagine if you could pay for 3 inventories in runescape, if money was harder to come by, and you could also summon an extra vendor to get rid of all the junk items that would've required you to take a trip to town

most of the small time saving p2w shit like that is basically nothing compared to all the gold selling and shit that goes on through the devs themselves

Season of Extremely Late QoL Features and Class Content Ripped From Future (Past) Expansions (Now with 2000% More Damage!!)

lmao what a clown world we live i now

It doesn't. However fighting a rank 14 shaman is not the entire game, in case you were unaware.

Nah, SoD has better class fun

It's literally just wotlk/cata in vanilla content, you don't discover anything. They even started using cats characters in the new raid. Awful.

i hear about the dev gold selling and character shit alot, is there any proof of it?

his claims of p2w keep failing so he turns to schizobabble

okay, I was wrong about that. But I forgot to mention the class rebalancing

No but it's the only way to win the game

anons like this are why blizzard was right about pvpers before bc even came out

you can just buy the best geared character from Shenna, they even caught someone like this and the excuse given was that the person who was on an obviously freshly created best geared character unrecognized by anyone was a 'rogue GM' who apparently had GM powers for as long as it took them to make the character/gear and get caught

yes they literally said the person who paid for an account from shenna was a 'rogue GM'

summoning a mailbox won't kill kel'thuzad for you

see

sod is over bro

Still not playing Troontle, Xienna.

turtle tranny defending dragunovi's retarded paladins, nerfed rogues, one shot elemental shamans and retarded druid changes

How do i know that you are a FMC and turdle discord tranny without xherspoxing xhemself sister?

Yeah, it is awful. In the past it was just "class rebalancing" but nowadays they pretty much deleted the wow classes and replaced them with fanfic garbage that plays nothing like the originals. Like hunter being melee or rogue being support.

Don't forget the horrible things they did to Warlocks.

sounds like dogshit. I wish they'd just leave them alone instead of departing from the OG formula, which makes no sense when you're trying to pander to nostalgiafags. Makes no sense.

nothing about killing mobs changes what i posted to you

youtube.com/watch?v=t4jv6li0N7k

this came out a few years before turtle WoW, Shenna is Torta. Everyone knows this, the only people who don't know what's going on at turtle wow are newfags. All discussion of this is banned on the wowservers subreddit(inb4 reddit) because as mentioned before itt Shenna literally controls that sub, at this point probably has an insider running the Anon Babble thread with how much the thread is literally advertising turtlewow with samefags bumping the thread for no reason (Keep in mind Runescape lost its general over a year ago despite having people still active in the game in a Anon Babble clan from over 15 years ago)

this came out a few years before turtle WoW, Shenna is Torta. Everyone knows this

No, it's made up fan fiction

Ok Shenna

I quit the moment i saw how they raped hunters, i was almost banned for killing a chink bot by accident during the bow questline.
I quit the server for good in Naxx when the atlaslolot tranny dev got mod powers alongside a shitter brazillian mage who was promoted to guild mod recently, kicked me from the guild discord for calling out the chinese ruining the server, and i was one of the original guild members since the days of rag, i quit the server and gave all i had to the Guild Master who learned of this and proceeded to finish naxx after it and dissolve the guild later as a fuck you to them.

The funniest thing is that SoD did the melee hunter and shaman tank right, while when this was mentioned in their pisscord, people got muted or banned by Dragunovi and the other groomer admin Akalix.

Sure FMCtranny

schizo is melting down again because some russian private server mods retoilet and seasons of shit

sex

The funniest thing is that SoD did the melee hunter and shaman tank right

Rofl
You're joking right?

esl nigger projecting

LEMAO

Oh yeah, the turtle version of melee hunter is really bad. Nearly all of your damage comes from your traps, but you can't use them in two entire raids because of fire immunities. Also tranq shot doesn't have a melee alternative, so you're gimping your raid by playing as one.

Theyre both shit, retarded nigger.

what was that thing called that some anon made that adds programmable party members to the game so you can host your own server with bots and essentially solo play the game with a "group"?

thirdie in his daily turtle wow thread mad that people are pointing out the obvious

They had third worlders shill it. I wish I was joking.

yes the thirdie is seething that no one wants to play official slop when private servers do it better for free

but hunters are good in twow

I wish, but no some thirdy shill posting garbage on reddit is not evidence

I play both FFXIV and Turtlewow. Love em both. From what i've come to understand from players in turtlewow is that they want to prented that the expansions never happened, and the casualization of the content isn't present. See

okay thirdie Im gunna blow your mind with a THIRD position

fucking neither you dipshit

I DONT CARE

come into a thread just to shit himself

maybe if I repeat what they're calling me, nobody will notice

you are basically transparent at this point, whatever shenna paid it was too much, i'm forwarding this thread to her right now nigger I doubt you'll get paid the second half

thread about why thing popular

point out how thing came to be

you(literal retard) spergs about retail as if there were only two positions

Shenna sent her pisscord team to defend her shitty server.

Hope Epoch and Bronzebeard comes out soon enough.

Is even worse due to the fact that the shitty gun quest they added to "replace" the bow, is so bad that the gun itself is useless while rhok'delar is better.
Even fucking SoD had a better balance ratio for this thinking of the race traits than them, and made Nelves get more AGI to compensate the lack of bow spec, which is surprisingly damn good due to scaling and the fact that rogues and warriors benefitted from this.

Epoch and Ascension(the earlier season) who blizzard copied it to make SoD did it and is quite balanced, even if epoch is still going with the retarded seal twisting and power shifting as all of the garbage poopsocking everyone hated it in TBC and always drives players away.

lying this hard.

A lot of people complaining in this thread.
Hunters and Warlocks are both fine. I do agree Rogues need some work.

thread about why thing is popular

point out why its popular

REEEEEEEEEE BOTH BAD WHO CARES

hello again Asscension shill :3

REEEEEEE BOTH BAD WHO CARES

now you're learning kid, keep it up, you've got moxie. have some fucking dignity and find something else

keep seething thirdie

Also, I Wish Ascension had released Bronzebeard first and CoA later, CoA is a mess on which they know it is, and they wont fix it since the server is going to die due to the fucking manastorm faggotry and PVP, even the PTR is still a shitshow, and they inflated the prices of DP per gold so people is forced to play for the PTR access for the OG 9 classes server.

Also Dutch deleted some quests out sheer stupidity and broke most zone quests, one being loch modan's escort questline and the dark iron compound.

Am i defending that shit when they are repeating the same retarded mistakes your shitty admin ass ridden programmer socks trannies does the same shit as ascension does?

All of you are more incompetent than the warmane and alexsensual server sponsored retards

even if epoch is still going with the retarded seal twisting and power shifting as all of the garbage poopsocking everyone hated it in TBC

those only really affect two specs so you can just choose to not play them if you hate it that much.

Only thirdies and euros on neetbux are left playing either version, gunna assume with how you can't come up with an insult to match third worlder (lmao) that you are a third worlder

ascension is ruined due to the devs systematically taking away the economic power from the playerbase and blatant lies to the playerbase like the devs for the server called the playerbase racist for claiming rightfully that chinese people dont care about cheating and botting while sending emails like pic related to the players

goronavirus.png - 931x1387, 1.13M

lil bro actually thinks this

official servers are nothing but thirdies and bots farming gold

I'd rather play retail wow than final trannisty XIV

remember how bloodforged gear had to be made because "pve players could get gear to fast through high risk" then they make a soloable instance farm that is the only way to get the highest level gear lmao highrisk only enchants only exist because high risk is a dead game mode since the removal of criminal intent and the addition of bloodforged gear (titan forged gear)

id rather eat a turd out of a whore's butthole than suck 5 niggers to completion

two specs

Is it used by more than ret? Or you mean some pvp spec like prot/ret? I thought it literally only existed for rets to twist command and deal more damage (but still be bottom feeders)

wowfag's law

out of nowhere, Wowfag's law strikes again.

Wowfags law.jpg - 850x130, 26.03K

I wouldn't know, I have enough taste, dignity and self respect to not have given Blizzard any money after cataclysm - and even that's pushing my limit. I've played enough of turtle wow to know it's literally troon-wow and I played enough private servers to know about how Shenna runs things, so I stopped playing it too.

nigga heil hitler

again
see

knotes said on their pisscord that it will be the base for both, and only retards and shills there are defending.
the retard managed to make the entire server go full brownie just to do DPS, just as TBC...

The Chinese fucked off from the server and they are desperate now behind the curtains.
CoA should had been released by now, but Dutch fucked all of it, Bronzebeard/OG 9 classes access was cut from full beta access players from the giveaway months ago to force everyone to buy it, not only the retards sank the A52 economy to the ground but also inflated price of DP per gold and nerfed the gold farming from everything.

it was such a assinine descision to force everyone to do the shitty manastorm that people quit, not only the existing season is a failure, but the goodwill people had with the server died down.

i haven't set foot at their pisscord for nearly 3 months, but when i left, people were livid and being muted.

Yes and the fags made even worse, because people at elune the shitty random spell server were soloing shit all the way til lvl 1000 like diablofags
Also the dupe bug still exist for both servers On which i would do just to get a ban, but then i learned that they aren't banning because its hard for them to to know if people are duping or not, thus people are throwing the gold in the shitty lottery.

I mean how rets do seal twisting and ferals do powershifting respectively, and let's be real, if you're playing either of those and trying to seriously compete in dps you're a sweat poopsock to begin with and will do everything to make your gameplay as miserable as possible.

But the content is basically side stories and on the same vein as what vanilla would be if they had just kept putting out content and didn’t feel the need to up the ante for normalfags with bc and wotlk.

Hunters were meant to have melee spec you dirty faggot. Vanilla was unfinished shite and hunter was the last class they worked on. Yet you could still see the remains of it.
Took them until cataclysm to get it out of beta stage.

And thats what they are doing with paladins and druids there because there are morons who thinks that shitty bug is a gameplay dynamic like the inbreds who defends anim cancel in ESO combat.
Wrath fixed the damn classes, but the admin is a TBC fag who poopsocked rep grind 24/7

Zero evidence given

ROFL kys blizzjeet

Oh yeah I re read the post and I missed powershifting. Honestly I don't mind sealshit THAT much because ret pala is the most braindead shit in history without it. You only press 2 buttons on cooldown, so adding twisting on top isn't that bad, and not too different eg to arms warrior slam build. But the cat powershifting meta is actually miserable.

Nerf OWTL to the ground

Hes not wrong about rogue. I don’t remember seeing anything about rogue being a support, if anything I think blizzard originally dabbled with rogue potentially having a tank spec, but subtlety got completely ruined and I still don’t know what their intention with that spec was

Do you want to know what I love about modern WoW: Blizzard always managed to subvert our expectations: I expected gay tranny dragons, but I did not expect them to be in a wheelchair during boss fights. I am amazed by seeing fucking Khadgar in a fucking wheelchair. Shitty wizard...

Then go play wrath? That's how the classes worked in BC, and that's how they're trying to emulate them for the people who liked it. I don't see why you're getting your panties in such a bunch over this.

They will never do because one of the admins plays that shit, while consecrated strikes which is better, more paladin focused and less taxing, is dead and nerfed.
Even Warden is dead in the water thanks to those fags who wont upgrade til Wrath hits, which is never ever seeing that they didnt fix Gunship battle yet Just as blizzard never fixed it.

the humiliation ritual to end all humiliation rituals

Speaking of unfinished I wonder what happened that got paladin's holy strike from the beta removed, leaving ret and prot as the two most unfinished specs in the game.

Anon i play warlock, shut the fuck up.

Not even a normal wheelchair, a magic wheelchair.

i still see some tree new bee guild members when i play but good fuck em i got muted for five months in world chat once because i would criminal intent and kill the gold sellers in stormwind
melee manafiend was my favorite ME and heres lota being worse than manafiend for twice as long and the playerbase is okay with it ? owtl and champion of the light should've been spec where you are forced to use a single two hand and a off hand like a wc3 pally since thats what theyre based on instead what we have is like making the wc3 pally have chaos damage in 4v4 rt

nigga, modern wow is just a shitpost trying to topkek another shitpost. Its like making a game about ninjas in Japan but you joke about them being black, then anon anon joke about them being gay, 3rd anon jokes about them zesty while 4rd anon says that they are buck broken too.... oh wait that happened.

Modern game development is just shitposting going too far.

Fucking Kike. I wish I hadn't seen this because I like my Goblin Hunter and my Raptor pet.

Honestly I liked Ascension once upon a time but after I got to level 50 and got my Devilsaur Pet I lost interest. I couldn't raid with anyone because "Welcoming Fanbase" is a meme and just lost interest. Instead I got myself a solo repack of wotlk with player bots and am treating it like a single player game and unironically I am having more fun. I like being a hunter. I like being a shaman. I like being whatever the fuck I want to be and getting to do content.

And they dont care, mostly to not piss off the pvptards like pvelol who spams grove ranger in pvp with exploited healing stats

tfw raiding naxx RIGHT NOW

we literally have priests, druids, paladins, Shaman, etc, that can raise people from the dead. why the fuck is one of the most powerful individuals in wow lore stuck in a damn wheelchair?

Because it would be funny.

I actually prefer magic wheelchair to normal. Its still fucking retarded but its less fucking retarded. It shouldn't have happened either way.

Why doesn't anyone ever talk about how fucking buggy turtle is? There are mobs that don't path correctly everywhere you go and all the transports are a complete shitshow. Like it's faster to just walk down the deeprun tram than it is to reload the 50 times it takes to get them to finally appear.

The only good thing about Turtle is the fact that High Elves are on the Alliance instead of being shoehorned onto the Horde because "Asians complained the Horde races are all ugly"

egh.. erm.. this all happened in japan and youre just an incel.

They look a bit bad but the new races are probably the best custom content in turdle. Everything else is a shitstain.

Elune is a RNG mess, A52 is a shitshow where OWTL like Elune is the spammed FOTM as Groove ranger and Wind Rager, and gold farming was nerfed to oblivion unless you spam manastorm, also they fucked tmog selling hard by removing a ton of shit and not making bloodforged shit BoE, which led to people sell only the appearance like the Corrupted Ashbringer bug from Cata/MoP and fucked the economy and players in the ass even more.
Also none of the promissed new zones aka Hyjal and such weren't delivered.
They still use modern hyjal zone for the chromie boss fight Where the tranny Retail chromie is the infinite corruptor villain and classic chromie is still female born and stonetalon caverns is still unimplemented and stuck in that shitty manastorm with a kobold boss.

Their custom Goblin models are gobshit, I'd rather play as the original vanilla model with zero customization.

yea bro, I am an incel, small pepe, no sex, need to touch grass, but enough about me. Lets talk about our next game project: it stars a young indian woman as a the main character and she has to fight white men and the patriarchy in the slums of india. She is of course is pretty, but mid, mid bobs and vagene.... yea bro, I am thinking like 100 million copies sold.

Up next: "can we replace all wow characters in Stormwind with Africans?"

hq720.jpg - 686x386, 79.51K

Tauri Legion WHEN

Wrath fixed the damn classes,

Hahahaha

Blizzard could had fixed this issue by remaking the shitty ugly faces for Fem Dwarves, Undead, Trolls, Orc, Tauren, but they didn't or cared for.
Only when shit hit the bed so hard in WoD and Late MoP with everyone quitting the game thanks to garrosh's shenanigans, is where they changed the models to be more attractive.
Female Orcs being the biggest example seeing that only 2 faces were good and the rest were shit, with one looking like a downie patient.

ancient unedited vanilla client

and there's mostly nothing wrong with it. it's totally playable out of the box but a couple of mods drastically improve performance.

NTA and wrath shat on many, many things. But playing cat druid in wrath is better than classic or tbc. Not only in terms of muh minmax but fun. There's zero reason to make a shitty custom server than fuses classic/tbc/wrath but selectively decide that druids should get the worst iteration of their feral spec.

lmao shilling so ahrd for the last 2-3 weeks
what happened monkeys, running out of money? because if you hd any you would just buy an ad instead of spamming every possible wow thread and then making your own?
you'll never be nostalrius v2 and you'll never be as fresh as ascension experience when the server started with famous losing gear on death that filtered zoomers since odlfags knew this shit in various pre-wow mmo's
and your playerbase will never be anything other than just 3rd world poorfags and other retards who can't buy a sub for retail or have an actual dignity and triple difgit IQ to make the game basically free with tokens
also this only newfags who werent there when nostalrius went offline and several child-servers started don't know about shenna and that other mogoloid junkie who also spammed Anon Babble and Anon Babble everytime when he needed more funds for crocodil. Only promsie that duo delivered was shutting down lighthope or whatever server was when classic started. Even if they didn't server lke many others would die because there's no way to compete vanilla and classic servers from shitzard now

so glad i got to play 1.12 before normalfags ruined it

Bored out of my mind and considering this but I have regretted every single private server I played within minutes. I need something to hold me over until Nightreign and Oblivion didn't cut it that game bored me after about 30 hours. I wish Maplestory Classic was happening sooner

this is so unremarkable and accepted and normal in-universe that we have to insert the real life gay nigger political flag to show you how unremarkable and accepted and normal this is.

Paladin and Warrior in Wrath was fun, you had a ton of options that didn't overstay its welcome and daily shit wasnt a chore garbage as TBC and later became.
it was the perfect soft spot for everything, until blizzard in their retarded wisdom introduced heroic difficulty.

i hate pvelol,glad,petshop,bovinator,protbro and omalia so much its unreal

Third worlders typically are fans of the Alliance. Third worlders are also fans of private servers as they can't afford to play on real servers.
So the Alliance fanfic server appeals to them immensely.

REEEE REEEEE WHY AREN'T YOU PLAYING RETAIL!? STOP TALKING ABOUT TURTLEWOW! REEEEEE!

That omalia has his had so deep in ascension's teams ballsacks that if i ever kicked them, it would hit the back of his head.

t. Blood elf and vulpera tranny

Many such cases

i shit you not that he posts at the official forums and plays blood elf or vulpera

Only Prot and Holy paladin were fun in Wrath, Ret was certified dogshit. Warrior as a whole was certified dogshit until Shadowmourne and full ICC bis aka until 95% of Wrath were already over.

implying anyone who plays on retail knows anything about turtlewow

thread is blizzard shills vs trannywow shills vs people who think these retards should stop playing wow

samefaging turdie, you'll never learn reading comprehension
you are a fucking retard to pay a sub. If you really want to play classic/sod/retail and you're not a retard you already figured out how to do it without paying a single shit
but you're a pserver 3rd world subhuman, that means you're both too poor for a sub and too retarded to have it for free, therefore pserver is your perfect contaiment zone

I’m just playing Cata Classic and having fun

thinking that i am playing on turdle

Nigger, you play as blood elf or the shitty furfag race, hates the alliance, and you are at a mongolian breadbaking imageboard to defend blizzard of all things in a private server thread were people are criticizing all of them for being incompetent.
And here is you >pic cocksucking blizzard this hard thinking that they will gift you more sub if you do that.

Next you will expose yourself as a felplague from mmo-champion

Sounds like shit. I think I made the right call.

That garbage killed WoW not once but fucking twice. Classic died off during Cata it's insane how big the dropoff was. It's when the game became retail

Cata is more popular than Classic Anniversary

that really isn't saying much, that's like saying 5.0 is bigger than 4.9

It's funny to me how the "Old World" only existed for 6 years and the "New World" has existed for 15 now

rajeesh doing reverse argument again

turdie, closest I was to the retail past legion was mop remix, and I used that time to votekick dogfuckers out. None seriously browses wow forums outside soccer dads and moms and other retards thinkign anyone gives a fuck about their opinion

defending blizzard

rajeesh, at which point i'm defending shitzard? need a citation for this
pservers are full of 3rd world monkeys and other retards and this thread gets shitted on rightfully, since we have shitton of shit quality threads, we dont need another one with subhuman adversiting his server for free. Point is, if you really, really want to play wow, you can do it for free on official servers, instead of getting aids on private

mmochampion

in 2025

your next line will be calling someone a gaiafag you newfag

by popular he means cata swarmed with gdkps and 20+ alts compared to version where even boosting new 60 with lvl and gear takes time
even if we look at those retarded fucks from plebbit, fast query shows majority of posts are from sod/classic with cata ones used mostly for asking MoP questions. if somethign is popular then community isn't completly dead

NTA but was there a significant drop off between WotLK and Cataclysm for classic? Cause I don’t feel like there was but maybe I’m mistaken.

Bruh we all played Classic it was dogshit

compared to original? yes, there's no coming back
compared to everything else? Paired with covid lockdown it was the biggest fun experience I ever had in years and it turned to shit around middle of wotlk classic, just like original

Hordefag Blizztrannoid is so mad that he is using the pajeet argument

it is always the blood elf players

compared to everything else? Paired with covid lockdown it was the biggest fun experience I ever had in years and it turned to shit around middle of wotlk classic, just like original

yes *frostbolt* it *frostbolt* was *frostbolt* so *frostbolt* much *frostbolt* fun *frostbolt* and *frostbolt* made *frostbolt* you *frostbolt* earn *frostbolt* everything *frostbolt*.*frostbolt*

For me, it's because it has playable goblins and it uses the original charming goblin design instead of the hideous uncanny valley redesign.

It wasn't significant a lot of people played Cata for a month and then realized it was just retail and quit. I saw a lot of people quit early on in Cata, some didn't even make it to 85. A lot of guilds quit before Firelands but Dragon Soul killed what was left. Even Blizzard gave up on even talking about it

Listen here you incomprehensibly retarded, dumbass sinoschlong slurping, pillow biting bottom bitch boy. Private servers means people can play their game and not give blizzard money. Why is turtlewow so fukkin' popular? It's because people can go back to what WoW was before without having to expose themselves to wokery and the surviving abortion that is retail.

Hurr durr, private servers are filled with brownoids!

Suck my colossal cock you turbo nigger! The majority of players on turtlewow are europeans and north americans.

Blizzard could've tried to make classic less shit, but they don't care.

allows rmt

allows services that kill the open world and dungeon groups

allows bots

allows being able to purchase gear runs from third party websites

Shit is somehow worse than fucking warmane

The only people that play cata are mostly in it for gdkps and trading for retail gold.

I can believe it. Wrath was the transition into WoW becoming a modern MMO but Cata really finalized it.
I do wonder if people will come back for MoP. I *think* that most see MoP and Legion as the peak of modern WoW with Cata, WoD, and BfA being seen as mediocre to bad and everything Shadowlands and beyond as a zombie.

I went back to blizzlike private servers after classic added chronoboons and free r14.

They are currently making a superior product. Prove me wrong.

why not just play retail?

Doing the boar challenge with slow and steady.

Because the better content is on Turtle. I'm sorry but that's why everyone is playing there.

my condolences.

It's comfy and welcoming to nostalgiafaggotry which is what most people that want to play slow-paced vanilla are actually looking for

a lot of private servers were kinda like turtle WoW turtle WoW just coalesced all those scattered energies into a decent stable platform for it with just a nudge of custom content to temper that angsty vanilla WoW edge

I'm sorry but that's why everyone is playing there.

it is not as popular as retail
it is not as popular as Cata Classic
it is not as popular as Classic Anni

retail and cata classic are bots.

-i-iitisnot my cockgargling bot ssession at blizzard

Again, this fag plays as a blood elf and plays horde and probably has a sylvanas t-shirt.

there are no private servers for any game without some economy RWT bullshittery going on behind the scenes with the admins

You realize Bronzebeard is running right now, right? in b4 "but muh alpha", shit's going to be in alpha forever, that's how Ascension works

Bronzebeard.png - 648x410, 49.25K

cope
cope

I play a gnome mage. Pservers are for queers or thirdies.

I hope you are having fun giving your money to blizzard. Be sure to buy the mount, you fuckin' drone.

work weekends

can't raid with 90% of guilds

already at puggable BiS

REEEEEEE

If we’re being honest here the updated models are pretty shit from an aesthetic and animation standpoint.

The updated models didnt even had Samwize's input since it was the pixar guy they hired who directed this since MoP.
Male Orcs were the only reminiscence of War 3 as Dwarves, everything else had illumination/dreamworks/pixar shit as input.

why would i play a classic realm server when the entire servers of acension were built on not using the og classes?

Because Bronzebeard is literally "we couldn't do much in SoD with our resources, so we are doing this in ascension because our team is gone, and focusing on remix and classic realm progression thanks to ion that glowie retard"
And yes, It is known for years that some Blizzard devs works with ascension to test stuff first to do in Retoilet, but now that SoD is gone, they will be adapting all of it into Bronzebeard.

Dwarves and night elves are some of the most egregious ones, but not as easily spottable, that Pixar influence is very noticeable with undead, all the edge is gone. It seems like an autistic nitpick, but it’s such a prevalent indicator of the direction the game had gone in. I can’t even look at them without getting sad for what wow slowly became

twow has fucked the classes and racials to the point it doesnt even feel like vanilla+. it's garbage.

i couldn't get 1440p to work so i gave up

containment zone for banned schizos from blizzard servers

so of course its popular since there are a lot of banned schizos

oh i know of the blizz dev in the ass dev team i just dont like what theyve done since i started to pay attention to their lies it was around the end of season 3 for me when i noticed they removed the timeline from their website that stated wotlk would be out by mid 2025

Most of the schizos get themselves banned from twow too. They tend to be like basketball Americans where they just aren’t fit to function in any form of society. Twow is full of normalfags now

Love that this server makes retoilets seethe so much.

Nelf models from WoD are massive downgrades from a CATACLYSM model

lol.jpg - 1074x1078, 460.6K

Last i heard and i said above, Gunship Battle is still causing problems.
it doesn't matter if its classic, at release or private, that shitty fight is broken for both sides and blizzard never fixed it.

Anyone leveling a new character? I'm leveling a shaman

Right would had been a million times better than the shitty nelf male body from vanilla which is broken since the alpha builds thanks to the retarded scoliosis skeleton all wow races has it.

Most of the schizos get themselves banned from twow too.

they just make new accounts, because you don't need a credit card to play twow, the most dedicated schizos also RMT heavily through shenna, which makes them immune to permabans, at most they get slapped with a 3 day or a week

I disagree that twow is full of normalfags, most big guilds are run by a cabal of schizofaggot extremeists, who just hide their powerlevel in public while keeping everything to their private offer/cabal discord channel.

I'm not just saying this, I played twow for years and have encountered the 'extremist inner circle' numerous times, and they are either tranny/degen freaks, leftoid communist retards, chinkoid supremicists, or rightwing hurrdurr muh niggers/jews

of those groups, the rightwing ones are the funniest or most tolerable but least skilled, the tranny/degens are the most impossible to get along with since they have secret police watching their guild chat and discord constantly, while the commies and chinkoids are somewhere in the middle

retoilet

what

I don't see this in the shop how do I find it?

last time I was grinding twow heavily I found out my guild was run by chinks when I made fun of chinese gold famers camping earth elementals 24/7

damn the nihaos got this on lockdown, can't get these quests done at all

and two days later I got yoinked into a private discord channel with the guild leader and four other dudes where they confronted me with screenshots and began hitting me with engrish and demanding a written and voice recorded apology or they would gkick me

I called them retarded chinks and they melted down and not only kicked me from the discord and guild, but also tried to get my mains blacklisted with other guilds (tried).

anyways twow sucks now thanks to the recent class overhauls, its no longer vanilla+, it's a funserver with its own class designs

retoilet=retail

dont piss off your mods lol

NOOOOOOOOOOO UCCCANT SHIT ON DRAGUNOVI, IT IS HOW VANILLA+ SHULD BEEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEE*proceeds to curse SoD and other concurrent pservers while shilling the garbage and DoA UE5 implementation*

I'd play turtle wow if there were femworgs on it. It's the same reason I didn't stick with Ascension.

I think it was just luck that made it the most popular private server. People were missing vanilla and it was the least shit option out of all the private servers

tauri legion fucking when

The problem with Turtle is that it uses the ACTUAL Vanilla client, not the Classic client. No QoL shit, bad mana regen, it's got all the shit I hated about actual Vanilla and missing the few changes that DID make sense to do.

Turtle is for masochists.

femworg posting

running some jank client that completely exposes your entire system to anyone on the other end

fucking lol

posts Trump's name in a private chat

a private chat that only he is in

mod somehow reviews the logs/or spies and gets mad anyway

bans him anyway for typing to himself just to see if he called out of spite and pettiness

This is like banning people in Marvel Rivals or any other bugman-developed game for typing Taiwan, Winnie, Tiananmen (Square), 1989, and amy other "banned" word just to see if you can. Only thing that's "based" is how "based" you are at failing reading comprehension.

1 more year bro trust me

thread about literal malware

to say nothing of DA HIGH ELFS

badsanta.jpg - 940x502, 41.76K

have you heard of the High Elves

high elves.jpg - 354x358, 70.78K

Even thought it was in a private channel with just yourself

lol
lmfao

Is it really 'discussing politics' or 'encouraging racism' if you're talking to yourself?