It'll sell at least 10 million copies based on the name of the studio alone...

It'll sell at least 10 million copies based on the name of the studio alone. Game journalists will lap it up and give it glowing review scores.

It's gonna get cancelled lol

Good for them, I'm still not buying / playing it.

Most gamers are not even sentient creatures so maybe. There is no clear pattern as to what makes a game successful anymore.
It's not wokeness, most woke games succeed, but we've had a few flops too.
It's not graphics, otherwise Concord wouldn't have flopped.
It's not clearly gameplay or games like l*eage or *pex would be dead by now.
This MC looking like teenage Shortround is suboptimal, but plenty of successful games have had ugly ass characters too.

Naughty Dog does not have that kind of pull buddy. Especially after TLOU2.

lol

Who cares? I'm not gonna buy it or ever play it.

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TOLU2 sold very well, though, and it still critically acclaimed.

That's gonna be pretty bad since the budget is likely overblown as well.

She didn't look bad on that suit

And you will be called incels for it.

female protag debuff + ugly/boring design, I'm not seeing it champ

I don't remember what game this is

If this was any other studio it would bomb hard, but Sony is going to go all out marketing this shit like they do Horizon so it'll still sell well.

If I were a teenage girl I would be very distressed.

It'll be bundled with PS5s as well.

I don't think I talk to the crowd that is interested in games like these, so I doubt it.

*slurp*
so .... you're buynary.

Oh who the fuck are we kidding? This shit is peak Reddit. 80s Outlander aesthetic, masculine arrogant female lead. They'll sell millions of copies of this slop.

plenty of successful games have had ugly ass characters too.

Ugly matters a lot less for male, non-human, or secondary characters. An ugly female MC? That's a tough sell.

*OUTRUN

TLoU2 didn't break even.

It will have 3 million "players" and 5 million "engagements/interactions". The usual 20 publishers will give it 9.5/10 or better.

It will peak 265,000 concurrent players on Steam, and within a month be around 7,000 players. It will be discounted within 60 days and clearance bin in 90 days. Expect it to be bundled in some fashion within 6 months and the usual keys/codes will be given away. They will disable DRM. No one will care. No one will want to pirate it. DLC will be cancelled. The five most visible trannies and/or faggots responsible for it will move to another studio for another IP to drain. The studio will close that brand or that branch. Several thousands will get laid off. Reddit will screech about incels and misogynists and racists and homophobes. Life will go on.

Did you not learn anything from Failguard and Ass Creed this year alone?

It still sold less tlou 1

TRVKE

can't they give her some makeup? she looks so much better in tlou

It's not coming to PC.

based on the name of the studio alone.

Good luck with that after Tlou2

Geg

It will once it flops on Piss 5.

Not even the Star Wars name was big enough to sell ugly women in space, what makes you think the Naughty Dog name is?

Naughty Dog are nowhere near as famous as you think they are. ask any show watching normie or casual gamer who made TLOU and you'll get blank stares.

It'll sell at least 10 million copies based on the name of the studio alone

Does Naughty Dog actually have brand recognition?

but plenty of successful games have had ugly ass characters too

Said characters are usually ignores by 99% of the playerbase. Look at Baldur's Gate 3, the playerbase romanced Shadowheart, Lae'zel, Karlach, Gale and Astarion, and avoided Wyll and Halsin like the plague. In Veilguard, almost the entire playerbase romanced Neve and Lucanis.

What's the plot about? The planet Chudia launched an attack and killed the six billion population of planet Habrew?

There's one persistent guy on Anon Babble, and I think he's trolling, that always keeps bringing up "BRUH IT FINNA SELL GORILLIONS ON BRAND AND NEIL FUCKMANN'S FAME POWER ALONE". Like what fucking brand lmao. Cuckmann has no fans. Not one real person likes this guy or his writing.

Will probably not go very well as soon as the narrative that Druckman is a zionist comes out. The left won't protect him then.

NEXT GUY

Druckman and Schrier seething over losing their shield from criticism has been really funny.

I skipped the last of us part 2 I can skip this.
Making her gay in part 1 was enough for me I don't know why you idiots went and wasted money on part 2

You really think people here bought that game?

Copium
Its a flop anon, every game we have predicted to be a flop has been a flop

I do there where pics with the disk ps5 versions

BUY MY GAME CHUDDHA PLEASE

PLEASE I DON'T WANT TO END UP ON THE STREET NOOOO

words words words

they can't meme

Based illiterate anon

It'll sell at least 10 million copies based on the name of the studio alone.

lol

Game journalists will lap it up and give it glowing review scores.

no one cares about game journalists

Can we visit the planet of mandatory government-issue wives instead of the planet of gay minorities? My purchase hinges on it.

It will peak 265,000 concurrent players on Steam

you are as dumb as the op
tlou 1 and 2 peaked at 30k and you think this will get 10 times more players lmao

There are no game journalists such a thing never existed.
This was always acces media and advertising

The gay shit was somehow the least bad part of 2. 2 for some reason wants us to side with the Fireflies and the main villain of 1.

The gameplay wasn't good enough and I don't think you could skip the story entirely on 2.
Maybe if someone would make a version stripped of cancer I would pirate that version.
Maybe mod Lara in a bikini or something and 0 story

So? I'm not going to play it and that's all that matters to me.

It'll probably have good gameplay and a bad story just like tlou2

But is it actually good or fun or is it competent in a world of trash?