make your selections everyone
Make your selections everyone
fucking wedgefags are ruining the meta
t. bombflail enthusiast
GIMME THE BOX, GIMME THE BOX
THE BOX
unless it is lame and gay, then I want the bomb flail
Rolling for mystery box
always go with the mysterybox!
caltrop hammer
traps are randomly placed, meaning you could fall into your own trap
wedge shield
REALLY hard to carry, youd be nearly invulnerable but unable to deal any damage yourself
heatsink sword
none of the other weapons do fire damage, so its basically useless
mysterybox
probably a lame and gay item
metal yoyo and bomb flair are the only picks that wont fuck you over
high damage 1-handed weapon
free damage over time
caltrop hammer seems pretty gud
Bomb flail easy
bomb flair are the only picks that wont fuck you over
It literally says you take damage from resulting explosions and it's a melee weapon with bombs on it dude
its good until you walk into your own traps
Caltrop Hammer, 100%
It's not just my problem, It's EVERYONES problem now.
hit me with the heatsink sword
without fire damage it's just a regular sword which is still cool (hehe)
Bomb flail isn't that great. You only get one attack every 12 seconds, and it's impossible to stick around with it since you end up killing yourself.
If it has set damage, it's an ok side weapon for burst damage in self-healing builds, and if it scales, it's best used for kamikaze 1-shot builds in PvP
1/3rd damage isnt bad
Caltro-
open in 50 posts
???!
???!
Caltrop hammer because I'm feeling a little nihilistic with a wicked sense of humor
Can I pick multiple?
bomb flail and heat sword
bomb enemy
use self damage to power heat sword
get consistent way to power sword and can slow enemies to let flail recharge
Theoretically you could try giving the sword to an enemy, kill them with the flail, then pick up the sword and use it while it's still powered for even more damage, but there's the possibility you screw yourself if you don't one-shot the enemy
if not that the box pls. I hope it's a bunny
put heatsink sword in bonfire for a few days
one-shot with resultant absurd cold damage
heatsink sword
converts fire damage taken to frost damage inflicted
should really convert frost damage taken to fire damage reduction, and vice versa
otherwise you get wack-ass self-immolation builds or gimmick shit like
Heatsink Sword sounds like it'd be a badass weapon to build a party around.
But I'd probably still take Caltrop Hammer.
Take Heatsink Sword
Jump into lava
Cause a new ice age with a single swing
damage taken to damage reduction would just be boring and uninteractive
self-immolation builds could be a part of the strategy for it, just make it so you have to parry or take the fire damage yourself and can't just drop the sword itself in an environmental effect while you do something else
Heatsink sword.
I spec into ice damage and resist, now i never need to worry about fire because i resist ice and fire now.
Go on, give me another element to add to my collection.
I want the box.
Or the super metal spike death yoyo
METAL YO-YO MOTHERFUCKAAAA
would just be boring and uninteractive
it would be *appropriate*
but to satisfy my autism i can accept a double dip: heatsink "stores" the element you were damaged by, and then "expends" it either to power up the attack, or reduce the damage of the opposing element
22 posts remain...
Gimme the sword, mystery box will probably be some shit like a radioactive cat
BOX
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
THE BOX
THE BOOOOOOX
the box!
It's a stupid Schroedinger's Cat joke
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Watch and see
I'll bet you a (You) that it is
I will take the box!
That's based though
I choose the box
Left hand bomb flail, right hand heatsink sword. Sword turns all the explosion damage into ice damage for use. I'll be a demo knight.
?????
Quick, put on the radsuit!
It's fucking glowing!
implying explosion damage isn't its own damage type
Heatsink sword, then make a build to minimize ice damage
Whats in the box?!
Heat Sink sword probably violates some rule of thermodynamics, right?
I'll demo knight anyways.
the bomb flail generates bombs and the caltrop hammer creates random traps
Box, yoyo is cool but lets get that box
I hope its fist-related
do not have the knight roll chart?
dual wield bomb flail and heatsink sword
!!!!!!
give me the Nintendo cardboard
op the point of these is to number them so we can roll... I'll take the bomb flail
HOLY SMOKES
I CAN FINALLY NOT GET SKIN CANCER FROM THE SUN
Heatsink sword
It's not a heatsink hammer shaped like a cpu's heatsink
look boys he's clacken his balls
The sun is made of fire
wouldn't it have been funny if there was nothing in the box and it was only an option to trick you?
haha
no it isn't
damn, this is op. glad i took the box. i'm gonna take the null nuclear ring and get a full suit of radioactive armor so nobody can get close to me, then do the kendama clack while everybody is swapping to their ranged weapons
you are made of gay retard nigger
the flail isn't nuclear powered. enjoy your bombs loser
pee is stored in the balls
clackers, you say?
i-its actually lava
No one cares
your build becomes useless when the first thief with high level pickpocketing brushes your shoulder
boxbros......
Heatsink Sword cause I like swords. I'd just practice my technique with it, using it to work out and shit.
you guys are retarded
it's plasma you absolute retard
Not having passive AoE damage that will immediately break thieves out of stealth
Where are the fucking flail fists OP?
it's a trick
only viable heatsink sword build is using mechanist armor (reduces damage by a lot but will overheat causing self fire damage)
nuclear damage completely ignores mechanist armor
WHY DOES HEATSINK GET FUCKED EVERY SINGLE PATCH BUT THEY NEVER TOUCH CALTROP HAMMER?
I hope the sun goes super nova in our lifetime and collapses. it will be a sight to behold
complimentary screwdriver
heh
Why does the highest DPS weapon in the game keep getting nerfed???
Have you tried using their "Convert incoming damage into fire" skill?
nobody needs weapons when you have grenades, and plasma stickies
Cant even play the game anymore since I invested all my points into hag resist
DEMON CORE BLAST
too soon
MODS THE FLAIL IS TOO POWERFUL
Bomb flail sounds really fucking cool
it's actually the best
Yeah I'd just get hit with ice damage after converting it.
bomb flail
next time number the weapons so we can roll for them OP, you fucking retard.
Why can't we choose ourselves?
every single intelligent person is going to take the bomb flail
Well anon, I was wrong
(You)
shhh the cats still in the box
Because we aren't weapons
100% Blast Resistance
Your response, bombfags?
This was fun
lol it was fun. I'm still choosing grenade flail
Demon core anons had to wait 50 posts to get their weapon.
Heatsink sword chads have already cooked their weapon in that time and ready to kill.
when you die do you like shotguns, or me punching the back of your head?
when you die do you like shotguns, or me punching the back of your head?
I hardly expected bombfags to be fine wordsmiths but wow
I take that as a compliment
it's made of nuclear
Lisa it's called nuclear
a new shipment of bullshit has entered the shop, take your picks everyone!!!
I'll take the combat hook
sign helm is completely useless
Give me throwing UFOs and I will have both a weapon and some ayy buddies
it's a joke weapon and your allies are summoned skitzos
Gimme the metal Yoyo
Metal Pinwheel
the metal yoyo is a metal shard you ingested in your favorite krusty the clown cerial
cereal
Sign Helm
combat hook will be the most fun. imagine the combos! but the throwing UFOs would be my second pick
you could hook a ufo with that. ever played just cause?
party of 4 with metal pinwheel, combat hook, sign helm, and throwing ufos
metal pinwheel propels ufos at high speed
hook onto high speed ufos
sign helm guy sends ufo and hooked guy anywhere at high speed
nukes are fake, as proved by that screwdriver picture. Hiroshima was just firebombed.
so it does nothing
but high intimidation I guess
i'll pick up a wedge shield
and a metal pinwheel
Cloud on a stick sounds good
fuck you scorpio
cloud on a stick
that skitzo roasted sephiroth in
nibelheim
open the box
I want the cool ass sword I'm not even gonna look at the content of the box before posting
gotta go for the box here
open the box
18 POSTS LEFT
fuck you retard
17
I'll let this thread die. I don't think it can get to
15
I'm taking teh bawks
stick boy Is a cheeky cunt
Metal yoyo
here is some advice for for you
date the chicks that like you
Surely there's good loot in this box too
and now, the object that's inside the second box is...
we're waiting
mmm darkness
op is a level 1 retard
All in on the yoyo
...a slice of velvet cake, because it's my birthday!!! thank you all for attending my thread, may you all have fantastic futures :DD
op reveals it's pokey and rocky shmup
happy mothers day homo
I will begrudgingly wish you happy birthday, you tricked us
troons get the rope
a single slice
how about you share some with ya pals?
Today, OP wasn't a fag. Thanks you.
spike dies, faggot.
happy birthday anon
may your mystery box be full of good things and not bad things
post tits
Throwing ufos.
Alright happy birthday...
But WHERE is my slice?
DON'T EAT THE CAKE! IT CONTAIN SMALL BOMBS
I will always let oulan's big tits guide me
they point in the right direction
my mistake. here, help (or draw) yourself to the rest of the cake!
do you have any squid?
Kill yourself, trannazoid
No seriously, kill yourself
did the retard open the second box yet.
op is a retard. he can't even make a flimsy game on Anon Babble
take wedge shield and sign helm
stand in doorways
UFO pals and mistery box.
I feel sorry for my other worldly friends
I kneel
kino thread birthday boy
Happy birthday, DORK
mother's day
happy mothers day, homo
THE BOX! THE BOX!
Boxchads we're all going to make it
Happy Birthday OP, that cake looks good
I'll take the box again, I'm betting for candies which will go well with my nuclear clackers for a tasty pause as I watch my adversaries decay into radioactive slop.
Wow, OP, Happy Birthday! For this truly special occasion, we have decided to gift you a present from all of us! We are certain that it will be to your own liking and suit your needs just fine!
It's a janny's pass, now you can moderate for free!
ayo these sprinkles taste like paper
Oh no, it's something better than that. It's something that OP was dreaming of for a long time. It's, IT'S! DRAGON DILDO!. CONGRATULATIONS, BIG GUY! Hope you enjoy it!
I like the cloud on a stick, it'd be a great weapon or powerup in a 2d platformer or a Pocyk & Rocky style shmup.
Happy birthday anon!
I recognise that dildo