Make your selections everyone

its good until you walk into your own traps

Caltrop Hammer, 100%
It's not just my problem, It's EVERYONES problem now.

hit me with the heatsink sword
without fire damage it's just a regular sword which is still cool (hehe)

Bomb flail isn't that great. You only get one attack every 12 seconds, and it's impossible to stick around with it since you end up killing yourself.
If it has set damage, it's an ok side weapon for burst damage in self-healing builds, and if it scales, it's best used for kamikaze 1-shot builds in PvP

1/3rd damage isnt bad

Caltro-

open in 50 posts

???!
???!

Caltrop hammer because I'm feeling a little nihilistic with a wicked sense of humor

Can I pick multiple?

bomb flail and heat sword

bomb enemy

use self damage to power heat sword

get consistent way to power sword and can slow enemies to let flail recharge

Theoretically you could try giving the sword to an enemy, kill them with the flail, then pick up the sword and use it while it's still powered for even more damage, but there's the possibility you screw yourself if you don't one-shot the enemy

if not that the box pls. I hope it's a bunny

put heatsink sword in bonfire for a few days

one-shot with resultant absurd cold damage

heatsink sword

converts fire damage taken to frost damage inflicted

should really convert frost damage taken to fire damage reduction, and vice versa
otherwise you get wack-ass self-immolation builds or gimmick shit like

Heatsink Sword sounds like it'd be a badass weapon to build a party around.
But I'd probably still take Caltrop Hammer.

Take Heatsink Sword

Jump into lava

Cause a new ice age with a single swing

damage taken to damage reduction would just be boring and uninteractive
self-immolation builds could be a part of the strategy for it, just make it so you have to parry or take the fire damage yourself and can't just drop the sword itself in an environmental effect while you do something else

Heatsink sword.
I spec into ice damage and resist, now i never need to worry about fire because i resist ice and fire now.
Go on, give me another element to add to my collection.

I want the box.
Or the super metal spike death yoyo

METAL YO-YO MOTHERFUCKAAAA

would just be boring and uninteractive

it would be *appropriate*
but to satisfy my autism i can accept a double dip: heatsink "stores" the element you were damaged by, and then "expends" it either to power up the attack, or reduce the damage of the opposing element

22 posts remain...

Gimme the sword, mystery box will probably be some shit like a radioactive cat

BOX

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

THE BOX
THE BOOOOOOX

the box!

It's a stupid Schroedinger's Cat joke

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Watch and see
I'll bet you a (You) that it is

I will take the box!

That's based though

I choose the box

Left hand bomb flail, right hand heatsink sword. Sword turns all the explosion damage into ice damage for use. I'll be a demo knight.

?????

Quick, put on the radsuit!
It's fucking glowing!

implying explosion damage isn't its own damage type

Heatsink sword, then make a build to minimize ice damage

Whats in the box?!

Heat Sink sword probably violates some rule of thermodynamics, right?

I'll demo knight anyways.

the bomb flail generates bombs and the caltrop hammer creates random traps

Box, yoyo is cool but lets get that box
I hope its fist-related

do not have the knight roll chart?

dual wield bomb flail and heatsink sword

!!!!!!

give me the Nintendo cardboard

op the point of these is to number them so we can roll... I'll take the bomb flail

HOLY SMOKES
I CAN FINALLY NOT GET SKIN CANCER FROM THE SUN

Heatsink sword

It's not a heatsink hammer shaped like a cpu's heatsink

look boys he's clacken his balls

The sun is made of fire

wouldn't it have been funny if there was nothing in the box and it was only an option to trick you?
haha

no it isn't

damn, this is op. glad i took the box. i'm gonna take the null nuclear ring and get a full suit of radioactive armor so nobody can get close to me, then do the kendama clack while everybody is swapping to their ranged weapons

you are made of gay retard nigger

the flail isn't nuclear powered. enjoy your bombs loser

pee is stored in the balls

clackers, you say?

i-its actually lava

No one cares

your build becomes useless when the first thief with high level pickpocketing brushes your shoulder

boxbros......

Heatsink Sword cause I like swords. I'd just practice my technique with it, using it to work out and shit.

you guys are retarded

it's plasma you absolute retard

Not having passive AoE damage that will immediately break thieves out of stealth

Where are the fucking flail fists OP?

it's a trick

only viable heatsink sword build is using mechanist armor (reduces damage by a lot but will overheat causing self fire damage)

nuclear damage completely ignores mechanist armor

WHY DOES HEATSINK GET FUCKED EVERY SINGLE PATCH BUT THEY NEVER TOUCH CALTROP HAMMER?

I hope the sun goes super nova in our lifetime and collapses. it will be a sight to behold

complimentary screwdriver

heh

Why does the highest DPS weapon in the game keep getting nerfed???

Have you tried using their "Convert incoming damage into fire" skill?

nobody needs weapons when you have grenades, and plasma stickies

Cant even play the game anymore since I invested all my points into hag resist

DEMON CORE BLAST

too soon

MODS THE FLAIL IS TOO POWERFUL

Bomb flail sounds really fucking cool

it's actually the best

Yeah I'd just get hit with ice damage after converting it.

bomb flail

next time number the weapons so we can roll for them OP, you fucking retard.

Why can't we choose ourselves?

every single intelligent person is going to take the bomb flail

Well anon, I was wrong
(You)

shhh the cats still in the box

Because we aren't weapons

100% Blast Resistance

Your response, bombfags?

This was fun

lol it was fun. I'm still choosing grenade flail

Demon core anons had to wait 50 posts to get their weapon.
Heatsink sword chads have already cooked their weapon in that time and ready to kill.

when you die do you like shotguns, or me punching the back of your head?

when you die do you like shotguns, or me punching the back of your head?

I hardly expected bombfags to be fine wordsmiths but wow

I take that as a compliment

it's made of nuclear

Lisa it's called nuclear

a new shipment of bullshit has entered the shop, take your picks everyone!!!

I'll take the combat hook

sign helm is completely useless

Give me throwing UFOs and I will have both a weapon and some ayy buddies

it's a joke weapon and your allies are summoned skitzos

Gimme the metal Yoyo
Metal Pinwheel

the metal yoyo is a metal shard you ingested in your favorite krusty the clown cerial

cereal

Sign Helm

combat hook will be the most fun. imagine the combos! but the throwing UFOs would be my second pick

you could hook a ufo with that. ever played just cause?

party of 4 with metal pinwheel, combat hook, sign helm, and throwing ufos

metal pinwheel propels ufos at high speed

hook onto high speed ufos

sign helm guy sends ufo and hooked guy anywhere at high speed

nukes are fake, as proved by that screwdriver picture. Hiroshima was just firebombed.
so it does nothing
but high intimidation I guess

i'll pick up a wedge shield
and a metal pinwheel

Cloud on a stick sounds good

fuck you scorpio

cloud on a stick

that skitzo roasted sephiroth in

nibelheim

open the box

I want the cool ass sword I'm not even gonna look at the content of the box before posting

gotta go for the box here

open the box

18 POSTS LEFT

fuck you retard

17

I'll let this thread die. I don't think it can get to

15

I'm taking teh bawks

stick boy Is a cheeky cunt

Metal yoyo

here is some advice for for you

date the chicks that like you

Surely there's good loot in this box too

and now, the object that's inside the second box is...

we're waiting

mmm darkness

op is a level 1 retard

All in on the yoyo

...a slice of velvet cake, because it's my birthday!!! thank you all for attending my thread, may you all have fantastic futures :DD

op reveals it's pokey and rocky shmup

happy mothers day homo

I will begrudgingly wish you happy birthday, you tricked us

troons get the rope

a single slice

how about you share some with ya pals?

Today, OP wasn't a fag. Thanks you.

spike dies, faggot.

happy birthday anon
may your mystery box be full of good things and not bad things

post tits

Throwing ufos.
Alright happy birthday...
But WHERE is my slice?

youtube.com/watch?v=oEd7pBdS_v8

DON'T EAT THE CAKE! IT CONTAIN SMALL BOMBS

I will always let oulan's big tits guide me

they point in the right direction

my mistake. here, help (or draw) yourself to the rest of the cake!

do you have any squid?

Kill yourself, trannazoid
No seriously, kill yourself

did the retard open the second box yet.

op is a retard. he can't even make a flimsy game on Anon Babble

take wedge shield and sign helm

stand in doorways

UFO pals and mistery box.

I feel sorry for my other worldly friends

I kneel
kino thread birthday boy

Happy birthday, DORK

mother's day

happy mothers day, homo

THE BOX! THE BOX!

Boxchads we're all going to make it

Happy Birthday OP, that cake looks good

I'll take the box again, I'm betting for candies which will go well with my nuclear clackers for a tasty pause as I watch my adversaries decay into radioactive slop.

Wow, OP, Happy Birthday! For this truly special occasion, we have decided to gift you a present from all of us! We are certain that it will be to your own liking and suit your needs just fine!

It's a janny's pass, now you can moderate for free!

ayo these sprinkles taste like paper

Oh no, it's something better than that. It's something that OP was dreaming of for a long time. It's, IT'S! DRAGON DILDO!. CONGRATULATIONS, BIG GUY! Hope you enjoy it!

I like the cloud on a stick, it'd be a great weapon or powerup in a 2d platformer or a Pocyk & Rocky style shmup.

Happy birthday anon!

I recognise that dildo