Will you be browsing this board and site on your death bed?

Will you be browsing this board and site on your death bed?

Probably.

im doing it currently

i am pretty much already dead

this site will be dead in 5 years.

I plan on killing myself far before I reach the point of being a bed-ridden old fuck

I'm pretty sure I'm gonna hang myself in a few years

browsing a dead site on the death bed.
it's very fitting.

I plan on killing myself

so you will never kill yourself, okay

I don't want to kill myself because I'm depressed retard. I'll do it once I get so old I start pissing myself

I plan on killing myself far before I reach the point of being a bed-ridden old fuck

I bet you said that about 30, what happened to that plan did you turn 30?

I'll do it once I get so old I start pissing myself

you won't

I won't be letting myself turn into a decrepit geriatric zombie like most people. The instant I even get the slightest impression that my mind or body are slipping into a dependent state, I'm going to wander into the wilderness and let myself die of hypothermia and/or dehydration.

i thought this so i racked up a bunch of credit card debt then didn't kill myself

this except opiate overdose, why the fuck would i go and suffer a week long death or blow my brains out and leave a horror scene and a mess to clean up for my loved ones instead of having the most blissful experience known to man in my final minutes?

not living in a country with legal euthanasia even on nonterminal grounds

shiggydiggydoo

Shooting myself seems way shorter and easier than getting put down in a hospital

I am right now

Idk Realistically speaking this website is likely going to die before I reach the deathbed age

Sure thing

yeah and I did kill myself at 30 but I got better and here we are
turns out the efficacy of suicide varies wildly

I plan on building a gulliotine and offing myself before I hit 50. Only 3,885, + or - up to 7, days to go.

I hope I die soon. Had a constant headache for months now and I kind of hope it's a tumor, ngl.

I cannot explain the mental torture I got through everyday. Worst of all it was all avoidable and is completely my fault that I'm in this situation. I'm 26 and have done nothing positive ever. I have only brought sadness and anger to the few people who know me.
At the moment, I'm just waiting. Something inevitable is coming and when it does that's when I'll go.

Something inevitable is coming

elaborate

I've thought long and hard about it and realized I'm probably gonna die baiting someday. I should really set up some kind of measures to make that less embarrassing. But I'll be dead so then again who cares.

Something inevitable is coming

Yeah no shit, its called time you fucking emo git.

deathbed

No such thing as a bed for a flattened puddle of gore

Cool thread.
Janitors, you know what to do.

Worst of all it was all avoidable and is completely my fault that I'm in this situation. I'm 26 and have done nothing positive ever. I have only brought sadness and anger to the few people who know me.

Have self-compassion anon. You can't change the past, all you can do is learn from it.

I did bad things and the police are investigating

i rather be euthanized when im no longer able to be autonomous in a comfortable way.

Low IQ beasts cannot comprehend the concept of indifference. They cannot leave past errors, and they cannot understand the triviality of social interactions. It's not something they can learn, because it's ingrained in their instincts, so you should not bother teaching indifference

i spent my entire 20s being a raging degenerate heroin addict, in and out of jail and prison, being an absolute menace to everyone around me and nearly dying countless times
if i could get my shit together and get my families respect back and get a good job, get married and have a kid you can get off your fat ass and fix your shit too

so you're a pedo

No, the issue is that everyone's parents grew up in a different world and failed to prepare their kids. They had homes and got married by the time they were 25. As a young man like that guy, you look around and go "welp guess I'm fucked" when you should be operating on the updated firmware. 30 is the new 20. Gotta take advantage of how shit your 20s are and kind of learn to teach yourself everything nobody teaches you so you can be a real man in your 30s.

people doomering about being unable to function

literally just fucking exercise and eat protein
normalfags waste away because they have no muscle, no training and a shit diet
consume 80 grams of actual animal sourced protein per day, be it meat, milk, eggs or just whey powder

Something inevitable is coming and when it does that's when I'll go.

That sounds fucking retarded lmao, what the fuck does that even mean nigga. Bro you're gonna be in your late fifties tied to full body VR having sex with a harem of full sensation inducing 10/10 women and you'll think back like "god damn I was a fucking fag thirty years ago"

Bro you're gonna be in your late fifties tied to full body VR

no he won't you fucking retard

Start running BwE

oh shit lmao I missed that.
pedophile absolutely BTFO lmao he will never get to fuck fictional lolis legally in VR

I'm obviously withholding details retard and I don't care about whatever shit might happen in the distant future. What I care about is my life today because I'm living it.

I sure hope so! This is the only place on the internet you can have real conversations with people sometimes.

slowly scrolls through phone gallery filled with images of anime feet

chooses lust provoking image of choice

now that the dust ha-

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

Maybe not the site, but pretty much every board that isn't Anon Babble, Anon Babble, Anon Babble, and Anon Babble will be dead by the end of the decade.

You did all that and then you turned into a narcissist who passive aggressively shits on strangers, good job.

sometimes tough love is necessary

i can only hope. when it went down it was the 2 most boring weeks of my life. reddit / x are so garbage. the internet is dead af and i had the gal to compalin this place was too slow

hell yeah bro

Will you be thinking about that dank faggot ass party or whatever normies do on yours?

the state of the internet outside Anon Babble is unironically depressing these days.

people can claim this place is a shithole which it is but there really is nothing else like it. easy to read easy to post. freedom to talk a lot whatever you want without getting banned or downvoted. all other forums are dead or flat out gone. sad state of affairs

freedom to talk a lot whatever you want without getting banned

i wish this were true. you're right though, it's far better than the alternatives

Stop looking at cheese pizza

LMAO this nigger used his email to enter cp sites!!!!

Probably more so, because dying can be boring.
Though post covid, everyone kinda is already dead.

There's that phrase, the one you always use when you're patting yourself on the back for shitting on others.

I was intentionally shitposting for (You)s all along, later fags.

I probably shouldn't. You guys aren't really good company for someone who is dying. I find a lot of Anon Babble lacks basic human empathy.

yes i will

I don't believe this website will live for decades more, it will probably be banned or canceled by cloudflare at some point.

I'll be on Anon Babble mostly

m-my only regret... is not watching more joshi puroresu

Geeeg

tfw chillin' living life at 30 years old

Life is pretty gud

One night, while I was laying in bed I had a panic attack realizing I was going to die one day

Your loved ones are going to die one day

Its all going to end one day

Get depressed

Yeah I get it, every one knows they're going to die one day but I don't really think people think about it.
I've been living these past few months with existential dread.
How the fuck do I get over this fear?

Memento mori, anon. Now that you've had that moment of clarity, use that as fuel to live every day as if it might be your last, at least as much as you can. And try and be grateful for every moment you have had and anything good you've had in your life. That's how you overcome that fear.

sure, this place makes me laugh in spite of everything

You need a hug anon

OP could’ve used a Vidya Character like lol come on bro

Probably. By that point I'll finally be an oldfag relatively speaking and who else is gonna shit on the gen beta newfags?

Like all things, Anon Babble is a fun hobby. So probably.

Yes.

Will you be browsing this board and site on your death bed?

i hope so
this place is great compared to everywhere else

The great outage of ‘25 proved that 4chinarino stands alone. Nowhere else can you express yourself freely like this damned place. I will use it until one of us dies.

I'm 38 and have been on Anon Babble for over 2 decades. Yeah, I'll probably still be here.

Memento mori is a Christan psyop to scare people into accepting faith. Before the death cult of Christianity, people didn't give a shit about death afterlife and just lived their lives.
Memento mori is not an alternate spelling of carpe diem, it has the exact opposite meaning.

Why’s it so hard? I’ve wanted to kill myself for years and I’m almost 32.

To all my vidya bros in this thread who aren't doing well, just hold on. Make a small change tomorrow for the better. Watch a movie tonight that makes you feel inspiration. This world will grind you down if you let it, but it's also a place of second chances and discovery

Thank you, anon. I suppose I should be thankful I've had this awakening at 30 and not later in life.
For too long, I've been living on auto-pilot. Perhaps I need to live better. Still, I'm saddened this will all go away.
I understand that my attachment to this world will cause me to suffer but I can't bring myself to let go.

I will think about this some more.

I hope not, because then that would mean that (((technology))) still exists.

I'm scared of getting too old to play videogames.

maybe elon musk could buy it. but he seems like more of a redditor

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You’re a normalfag. Being a drug addict probably made you extra good at manipulating others to. I’m not impressed.

Anon Babble is the best social media that exists right now alongside dying OG forums but it's still social media and it's still bad. I'm gradually killing all social media I'm using and Anon Babble will be the last one to pull the plug one. Directly talking to people, be if it in real life or via chatting apps is much healthier. There really is no need to absorb a constant stream of news about current events and culture war that always creep in on this site and others.

I don't care about whatever shit might happen in the distant future

niggers usually are incapable of thinking ahead

Most old people today spend the final years of their lives quietly rotting in armchairs, usually in front of a TV, either in an assisted living facility or as a resentful burden in their family homes. So yeah, if we're still around in however many decades we'll probably still be wasting away in this shithole. Makes me wonder what old people did before the advent of television.

Go down the park, smoke, play checkers/chess against the other old cunts, be racist, and leer at young women. It's a pretty based way to spend your time desu.

They had hobbies like wood whittling, crochet, baking, hiking, leather craft. Things that provided value and allowed you to sink your attention into an activity, they were much happier and never felt boredom.

Replace TV with vidya and old people with us

More or less me already.

Woodworking is the prime old man hobby. I want to get into woodworking before my hair starts to turn grey, but I've got like 20 years before that shit starts happening.

Just get a kitchen knife and a branch and make a spoon. It wont be pretty but it will be satisfying.

In 2019 I got diagnosed with brain cancer so when I was recovering from the tumor removal brain surgery, I was browsing here in the hospital bed so probably yes.

I'll probably still be browsing this shithole in hell.
I can't escape this pit even in death.

I'll be here until the site dies.

No…

You survived OK? I imagine I'll be doing the same

Old people were usually surrounded by their family and others in their village/town/community. So they busy with their grandchildren, helping dispense local wisdom, and other odds and ends around the extended family home. Honestly that's probably the biggest loss for us in the west. When we get old, instead of being surrounded by family, we'll be relegated to retirement homes to waste away alone.

no once i learn enough jap i will browse 2ch

Do you really want retarded selfish boomers talking to your kids about so called local wisdom? "Hey kid, just be born at a time where a janitor could pay off a four bedroom house in six years, then make sure your kids can never afford one of their own lol"

To be fair in a lot of the east, like Japan, the old people just die alone in their houses too, taken care of by the community

Read it in his voice kek

Yeah i've made it 5 years so far so my mri check ups have been moved 6 months apart now. If you're going through the same, goodluck and Godspeed! radiation is easy don't be afraid but chemo is the most brutal thing ever.

k-kino..

I hope you find that special someone one day anon, or if you already have one, then I wish a life full of happiness.

Oh sweet summer child

I've already outlived 1chan so I'm ready to die

I am 19, extremely depressed, half-deaf, and still in high-school because I am a lazy fuck. I am basically on my death bed right now, so yes.

I'm 33 years old and the suicidal ideation has been ramping up like crazy lately. I just know before I go, arguing with some retard or posting a reaction image will be one of the last things I do.

Do you imagine yourself winning the internet argument and being like "yep let's end on a high note" or losing the argument and being like "well guys I guess that's it"

I hope this place is still around, I checked out the sharty and they are somehow more insane than this place for some reason.

You two should argue with each other