Are you enjoying the gehenna party, sensei?

Are you enjoying the gehenna party, sensei?

My wife

No it sucked the first time and it's not any better the second time.

you all rolled for Chiaki right?

Can't have to keep saving

just gonna spook her on bluefes ez

Got satsuki in 40 and chiaki in 110. Should i finish the spark?

Having a hard time updating for some reason.

Elegant reminder

put it towards another dick pull. The pyros I saved are going towards Rei

mandatory daily minigame if you want to clear all the quests

Got it

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I swear, this event happened just the other month, and it's being rerun so soon?

Ibuki rerun

IBUKI ARCHIVE

dont want to roll on anything until BlueFes

GA ticket we get today only lasts until Pajamas

Wait a second, I already purchased this, why is it back?
it's insanely high value
I'm not Nexon staff

Happy birthday to my cute purple wife!

Daughter cute
Wish i got spook by her new york alt

best L2D in the game

most niche EX skill in the game

I've never been more conflicted on a dick roll.

Limited promotions reset every year

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it refreshes like once a year

also she gets completely and utterly powercrept by Nozomi who you are rolling for anyway

if every gehenna student vanished from kivotos, what sector of society would suffer?

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whichever sector of society makes tanks I guess. Gehenna loves their tanks

Happy birthday!!

Society would crumble. If trinitards vanished however we would reach world peace in a matter of days

Trinity have better tanks.

We don't talk about R*d W*nt*r here.

they have opposite terrains but Chiaki shares her terrain with S. Hanako who still does just as much ST damage

Abydos has better helicopters...

playing png collectors in 2026-1

What are you doing, your games will all die in a year when the new wave of AAA gacha washes them away

Nozomi is a piece of shit. I'm rolling for her sister.

Even though Red Winter is an exaggerared, overplayed joke, I like how it captures the personality of communists so accurately. I have met people that talk and act like Minori in the real world.

I have met people that talk and act like Minori in the real world.

When are you getting married?

He didn't say

look like Minori

You'd never want to stick around people who are legit crazy commies. They are not cute, adorable and hard working anime girls.
In fact, people like that tend to have never laboured a single day of their lives.

Hina wank minigame is obnoxious

Abydos HAD better helicopters until a certain someone blew them up during her last melty

El presidente...

My luck streak has been broken. After bringing home Kisaki with a single 10-pull ticket and then repeating the feat with Mari, I failed to do the same with Chiaki and Satsuki.
They will have to wait until a spook to come home.

Explodefags won today.

Shame about Satsuki being special...

That's what I was thinking. Must have been about ~10 months ago or so.

no
it takes too much time

Implode

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wait other senseis can visit my rape dungeon?

Uhe~

Let's see the bright side, pikachuman is going to get jail time.

This artstyle is wack and the gameplay is trash.

Based

this is insane

Good ending

My cute demonic wife!

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She won

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She's the strongest and she defeated Hoshino

I can defeat her

free before class

gonna finish the event now so i can farm the coins after reset

event chapter unlocks over the course of 5 days like last time

Its my fault for expecting otherwise

no quest mission that gives you extra points

can we skip the event?...

where ebook alt?

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It's difficult to argue that Hina isn't the main heroine in the post-Volume F period. She's unique and outstanding in too many ways.

i've already enjoyed it a year ago, now i'm skipping through it

i got Chiaki from the GA ticket roll on Satsuki's banner, laughed heartily and closed the recruitment screen

he is implying

Also i dont know when was vol f released but i started in the triptrap train event and hina doesnt look like a main heroine and didnt appear that much in other events

i rolled for satsuki, and had to spark her. Not enough pyros for chiaki too

only student that isn't a dork

good at literally everything

when made to do one of the few things she was bad at, she put in practice and excelled at it

never asks sensei foir help

always helps sensei

has helped the Abydos girls more than once, and everyone knows Abydos' crew is the central component of the entire plot of the game

clearly the writer's pet character

has the single most well polished event in the game, with completely unique gameplay mechanics, something they haven't even tried to replicate since

But she's le tired or something so it makes it okay

boring as sin

Chiaki is actually really cute, someone talk me out of rolling

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has the single most well polished event in the game, with completely unique gameplay mechanics,

The gamer maids and the ass band event had a different game inside

clearly the writer's pet character

Dont hate hina but i can tell

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has helped the Abydos girls more than once, and everyone knows Abydos' crew is the central component of the entire plot of the game

Top tier bait.
Nobody gives a shit about Abydos.

Chiaki is actually really cute, someone talk me out of rolling

She will spook you during fes
Trust the plan

You have like 3 months to save pyro for the fes

2 months now bwo

I want more Terror characters, dammit.

I want Divine characters now.

Who the fuck is Pina?

GSC President.

the new student council president

You likely know her as "Fina". Pina is the EOP name.

Pina, Satsuki, and Camp Maki are all special Red DPS units for raids

It's all so tiresome

WAIT PEOPLE CAN SEE MY CAFE NOW?
HOW DO I TURN THAT OFF
AAAAHHHHH

Don't be a pussy and make a real cafe instead of a soulless summoning pit.

Maki is there for the gimmick, she's not an actual dps.

Piña, it means pineapple
Learn spanish with Blue Archive

What are you hiding?

AAAAAHHHHHH

Kei should marry sensei already.

Reminder to kys gachaniggers

But I don't want to marry a stupid robot?

Not even a stupid robot, just a stupid lines of code in stupid robot.

ty anon and Arona

i must've forgotten about this, but why the fuck isn't there a dedicated points farming node? i just want to UE50 my Ee-booky

I skipped S. Kanna and she spooked me twice, trust in the plan

But i cant marry my daughter's sister

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The original event Ibuki released did have that, this event wasn't made for that

we have accelerated by exactly one week since the announcement

yes. and not just the people in your club or on your friend list, those can do that deliberately. complete strangers can randomly barge in as well

Would've been 2.5 months without any acceleration.

i just checked and no, the original run had the exact same nodes with 12 fucking points per 20 ap

Is it too late to start this game?

Its never late to start and you can get a free litle girl now

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do not lewd ibuki

This is actually a pretty good time to get into Blue Archive

what the fuck is that thing?

my clubmates have nicer cafes than me

fuck I guess I have to make mine better, I don't even have that much furniture for cohesive themes.

Suzumi and Shimiko terror next

My leader has a corner full of platinum trophies collecting dust. I'm talking like 20 or 30

REPULSIVE. SENSEI. MODEL

I loved this event the first time but doing it again is kind of a pain in the ass.

pushed from top 10 pvp to over 100 in a day

wtf did i do to these people?

You need a better defense team

Black woman and Nell

Do not bully the engineer

They sped up Hina's movement animations in roleplay mode. Still have to deal with time gated content.

can other senseis just visit my cafe without my permission? is there a way to know who did it? im scared of interacting with it

cute boy

it's FUCKING OVER
I already stalked your cafe and posted it online, everyone is laughing at you

the engineer... is engiDEER
pfffftkhhheehee

he's not wrong.

what the fug

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good morning rajesh

seeing everyone's 2nd cafe is barebones that no one wants to decorate or just full randomly placed junk

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good.

my second cafe exclusively has furniture interactable by students i want to bond over time, actually decorating it will make it full of 3* who have been stuck at bond 20 for 3 years and there's no way around that. disabling interactions for specific furniture doesn't in any way affect it magnetizing the corrsponding students

I'll fix it on the weekend!

I'm LITERLALLY touching every furniture and students at your cafes RIGHT NOW
LITERALLY cafecucking you guys

i don't have all the pieces for cafe preset i chose

My Hiroy shrine shall never be touched by your filthy hands!

Me, I can't be bothered to organize either cafe anymore

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Oh fuck I forgot to run the missions

is there a meta guide for the cafe i suck at decorating

My cafe is almost the same since a couple of months except i put the idol stage between the field day and camping corner

touches it

SOILED

My rolling plans don't allow for it, gomen.

Also i need to move stuff for the big window for misaki and saori and see if i have stuff to improve haruka's corner

Neru Matrimony

Chiaki didn't come home in 20 rolls. Does she hates me? Should I fire myself for being a worthless piece of shit sensei?

Just punish Arona instead

I wish I could. Choking her, while Plana screams for me to stop. Seeing her eyes slowly turn blank
That's why Arona hates me
That's why my students hate me

Should I metaroll either of these hags if I have a triple spark?

I just raped your students

I love both.

Dress Ako is the only one worth a roll meta-wise and she's mostly used in Set. Everyone else is either marginally useful or should be borrowed for a singular raid

and she's mostly used in Set

Don't tell Hiero.

My cafe is perfect.

Alice is meta for my dick

Yes, that's what "mostly" means. She's not mandatory for Hiero by any means, but she's neat. Her value increases with the number of allies on the field, and the best part is that she's perfectly usable at 3*.

Happy birthday to the suicidal emo kid!

Anon keeps reposting my sounds

Not even mad, as I find it amusing more than anything.

Talked about it with anons last week, suddenly they drop the full race youtu.be/bO9qCGVQsFs

Funny timing, not going to go back to it till it's cheap enough tho :^)

maximum headpat efficiency

I hit the skip button whenever Hina opens her mouth.

I hit the [-] button when I see secondaries

Someone just went into my cafe and raped all my students

I look like this.

everyone has a better cafe than me

i want to kill myself

the squiggers are finally here

thanks for letting me know, i'll hop in when i finish my shift

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it's more like 40 and that's not all of them

I don't know if there were even any plats without her on jp

No, I want Rio, Seia, and Neru

Saw it by chance on my xitter timeline (gematsu), so nothing to thank me for. I find the timing funny more than anything.

I usually spend all my crafting stones on gifts so I can't build out a good second floor

your S(lut) Asuna?

Is there a boob size chart for Buruaka?

Student for this feel?

NTA but everything about her aside from her chibi and EX animation disgusts me. I fucking hate her beanmouth.

Trinity, they're just as autistic as Gehenna and would eat each other alive

Feels weird for Iroha to have a standing animation. She deserve furniture where she can lie down and relax (while I massage her)

It was the price to end Hoshiwank tho, worth it a thousand times

I have 15, three of them land chicken

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less = more
throwing more frames and flourishes diminishes the impact of subtle difference

im locking my cafe doors

Is that a remake or demake?

trying to derail the thread with Anon Babble zoomer garbage

fucking kill yourself and fuck off, and not gently either

Spent ten minutes debating on whether or not to pull for makoto or save for fes and got this on my second pull. I think it's a sign.

Cute Kotama

and so many of them

I hope gehenna'a volume focuses on the tyrant Emprah

Turns out it was a sign I blew all my luck early.

Don't fucking buy gems you retard

I hope there isn't a Gehenna volume

I hope every trinity student gets executed on the streets

Gehennoids getting uppity again because of Chiaki and Satsuki releasing on global
Sad

lmao 3 haruka

why does this 11 year old act like a toddler

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seduction

So...does the player actually has romantic relationship with lolis?
Surprised burgers allowed that to be sold on their country

I hope Cherino gets TRAPPED and BETRAYED

She's pretending

Of course and the localization is censored

I blame Gehenna schools

they uncensored the localization last major update

Nigger.

kill all gehenoids

Really? I haven't paid enough atention to the story

Gehennoids can enjoy this moment, Bluefes belongs to Trinity

I'm not Amerifat.

proofs?

if trinity and gehenna go into war, would millenium side with trinity?

Mari was probably worse than Cath Palug in middleschool

Whore

Depends on the timeline, Neru is friends with Tsurugi and Seia so she would help Trinity

This shouldn't be allowed

Yes, i rolled for Makoto

this event is so funny because Fuuka does the face a lot

Ahegao

What a waste

How the frick do crafters have enough mats to run triple keystones all the time?
I've got like 500 keystones stockpiled and nowhere near enough gold mats to go through.

I also rolled for swimsuit Hina, 140 pulls...but swimsuit Hina....thank god Makoto spared me and came in first 10

What is her problem?

Boob envy

24K

Wanna spark Makoto

KNOW I should save

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

fuck off poltard

hahaha Fuukas constant suffering and hardship is SO FUNNEY

Maybe she shouldn't make that funny face every time.

Look at the how far we have to BlueFes, and everything coming after it. We gotta save. Now.

The gamer maid event was nice I guess. The band minigame is something they probably cooked up in an afternoon.
The Gehenna Party event has entirely new systems and hand crafted animations for a lot of characters. You can tell how massive it is by the size of the patch, it's 4GB of content.

You have to entirely blind not to think Abydos isn't the core of the narrative.

She's like all the worst part of Yuuka-wife without any of the benefits.

How many of you guys actually use different offense and defense teams?

without any of the benefits.

Such as?

this except unironically
i laugh at every single zoomer faggot with his fake ass self diagnosed "depression"

Hoshino's brown...

Open your cafe, go to unannounced visit and post a complete stranger's cafe.

Go.

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you can't do that bwo...