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I love making eric seethe and then seeing the catalog flood with anti tendie slop threads

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Goyim really can't meme lmfao.

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What's with the children's font? You must be 18 to post here.

Threadly reminder the deck sold worse then the virtual boy

hmm ok so i just finished reading the thread and it sounds like the deck didn't do very well huh? maybe next time it won't be as 'shitted' and 'flopped' as you are all saying

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please buy a shittier second PC

has there ever been a deck thread that didn't have an OP mentioning the switch

switch 2 announced

deck troons immediately work overtime on damage control

you can smell their fear from miles away, just like their body odor

maybe a few when it first launched, but pretty much all deck discussion has been hijacked by sony fanboys trying to use it to cope about the switch

A very few, mostly towards the beginning of the Deck's life. It's more commonly talked about in Linux threads, but mostly because the Deck isn't actually interesting on its own; fundamentally it's a low-range gaming laptop running Arch. As far as console wars go it's mostly desperation on Anon Babble's part for *something* that can "compete" with Nintendo. Even if, you know, it's a UMPC, not actually in the same market sector, and not available in mass market stores or retailers.

Game made by incompetent idiots with memory leaks out the ass

UE5 slop from a mobile shovelware developer, who are (according to wikipedia) working on reviving a Smash Brother Brawl mod

Forgive me for not blaming poor performance on the handheld.

Doom Dark Ages doesn't run on it either. After a certain point it's time to admit the device can't play modern games whether it's Valve's "fault" or not.

no, that's impossible since the deck was made specifically to leech on the handheld market the switch created, hence why deckfags have to desperately beg people to replace their switch for a shitty linux brick
doesn't help that 99% of deck users are just poorfags who got it as a cheap piracy machine because they can't afford games so they have a huge sense of inferiority compared to people who can afford $70 nintendo games

the deck was made specifically to leech on the handheld market the switch created,

Very funny way of typing "leech on the UMPC market the GPD Win was almost sole occupant of."

it's developer's my cheap garbage can't run modern games decently even on it's pathetic 800p screen

should've bought a real computer instead

Crazy how the Deck vs Switch threads before the Deck launched were way better than the threads we get now.

fun fact, as if 800p wasn't low enough, any game with graphics above the ps3 needs to be downscaled even further to reach 30fps on the deck

It astonishes me how PC masterrace used to make fun of consoles for playing at 720p 30FPS with medium graphics, but are now totally okay with steam deck barely playing games at 540p 30FPS with AMD fluid frames on minimum settings. Valve brand loyalty is a disease.

this game doesnt run well on me 9800x3d 4070 ti super ddr5-6000 pc. methinks that me should have boughtened 5090 and ddr5-8000

isn't switch emulation on deck kinda shit too

If the deck is so good how come it has 0 exclusives?

and yet every brown with a 'Eck after decades of saving couch change only cares about downloading Switch emulators and games.

works on my machine

the deck hadn't be hijacked by consolewarring retards at that time

and they don't even run very well, it's totally and completely pointless to run yuzu or ryujinx at higher than 720p

It runs fine on my 4060 i9 laptop.

its okay at playing older systems but struggles hard trying even basic switch games

Is there a specific name for annoying cultists whose entire personality revolves around shilling an alternative unpopular product/choice and hating on the popular choice?
like vegans, cyclists, linuxfags, deckfags (a sub group of linuxfags), crossfitfags, homeopathyfags, minimalists

this brutal mogging will get even more brutal with the switch 2 running that game at 120fps

Anti-Nintendo fags

Honestly Valve should price cut the Steamdeck to $99 at the very least, the Oled maybe can be $150 but anything more will feel extremely overpriced.

Hipsters? Nobody uses that word anymore though.

entire thread is tendies having a total fucking meltdown and spamming fudposting

lol

had to bump his dead thread

grim

Think again, faggot. Go play some fuckin video games instead of screeching about the deck.

tendies are just the most fervent, but still also last remaining vestige of the console peasant

all will bow before Gabe

play at 30fps (at best) with 800p (at best, most of the time it has to be downscaled to at least 50%) and potato graphics

talk about console peasants when they're playing at 4k 60fps and 1080p 120fps

your insecurity and jealousy are obvious