What. the. fuck

the story in Eternal was already embarrassingly bad, cant imagine what they come out with

I don't know why they have to write all this marvelshit. As far as I'm concerned Doomguy just ate 3 flintstones vitamin gummies every day since childhood and got fukken hueg, that's all I need.

shonenshit in doom

This is what you get for shilling Eternal
Enjoy it

Nah bad guy fueling and creating their own downfall is based

I thought that was a chick in doomguy armor from the thumbnail

its called shitcon

Planet of hebe's

Yeah. The Doom Slayer is more akin to a natural phenomenon than a real character. Trying to make the franchise to be about lore and characters is another level of retarded.

Why is the AI so bad in this game? Jesus, I remember the imps were annoying in Doom 2016 or eternal on nightmare, in this shit, most demons feel like fodder or too dumb to kill you.

doomguy and his hebes...

reminder that according to id retcons Doomguy is jewish

doom 4 started this

Of course he is.

Calling it now, next retcon will be about how the demons are actually good, and the Church slaughtered six millions of them without any good reasons.

You and every other boring bitch on the planet.

it's the most accessible doom ever made anon

Boring font. If you want blood, make it look like blood. Don't just colour it red and say job done.

OH
EM
GEEEEEEEE

WHAT THE F************CKK!!!! THIS IS SO EPIK!!!

True, doomguy should just be a regular human who's just really fast and resilient for no reason.
Also what did the god rays even do to him? make him regenerate ammo instead of having to rely on ammo pickups?

OH MY GOD IT'S A MINI DOOMGUYIRINO!!!
HE'S SO CUTE!!!!!!!!

That's just as retarded as "batman is just a regular human bro" forced and artificial relatability point

Why is he fighting his own kin?

[R] Collapse

modern Japanese writers think they are ancient Greek poets with their fatalism son of destiny chosen one bullshit lmao

codex should be voiced by the King's Field narrator:
youtube.com/watch?v=OpdfSHjDgf8

I refuse to even read that, the font alone is embarrassing.
I get that on some level, they tried to do something wildly different. That can be good.

But doom eternal was the tightest single player shooter i've played in a long time. Maybe uhh riff on that a bit instead of whatever the fuck this game is.

He's from the same family as BJ Blazkowicz and Commander Keen which is fine. I don't know about Nuum lore, I don't play it

stupid ass keyboard shortcut

(Z) Up instead Page Up

(C) Up instead Page Down

(R) Collapse instead (C)ollapse

(B) Magnify instead (M)agnify

This really was the biggest punch in the face possible after 1000 chapters of pure kino.
What the fuck. All this time I thought Luffy was just such a chad that he overcame all odds by being clever with his bad Devil Fruit power, but actually it was all FATE.

Maykr

it's like something you'd read in a 13 year old's 40k fan-fiction

they are probably tied to other commands, because gamepads.

@grok why is zoom so full of basedshit?

Caring about the story in Doom.

A series originally written by edgelord twentysomethings based on all the stolen edgelord shit they liked.

Caring, ever, that the writing is bad.

You guys are have to be shitting me, right? The only thing faggier than caring about the story in a Doom game is complaining about the writing in it. I don't even think redditors give a shit about the writing or the "lore" in doom. Demons bad, gameplay fun. Anyone pretending it has ever been anything more than that should neck themselves immediately.

how hard is it to hard code Page Up and Page Down and some UI specific shortcuts on keyboard? I could code it in a day

carmack and friends were accidentally right in throwing out 99% of the lore and story though

That's the difference, retard. Doom wasn't written at all, zoom was.

Somebody really saw that Carmack quote about story in video games and said "and I took that personally"

story in video game is like story in a porn movie

Is the BFG there? It's not a Doom game if it isn't there.

Doomguy was not a regular human, he was a marine

ah yes, purposely introducing typos in fantasy name

maker

elsewhere

ogre

what else?

Yeah they made the game shitter so what bro just ignore it looooool!

So why are you in the thread complaining about people complaining

lowercase m

gotta give credit to 40kTROONS for that

All of that was in eternal, yeah.

Doomguy goes through Doom 1 and 2

By that point is pretty insane

Protoss find him and juice the shit out of him because they wanted a demon killing machine for their war

Rocks fall, time passes

DOOM 2016 happens

Protoss actually use demonic rituals btw, they're cunts like that

Doomguy kills the protoss and also the demons

Doomguy wanders off

Pretty straightforward, fine by me. The DLCs for Eternal on the other hand are completely incoherent.

I-I'm not shit, the game is too fast!

Okay here's a slower game.

It's too slow now!

Here's a gamespeed option in the menu, and you can tune the difficulty higher too.

Difficulty settings, in a shooter? Did I mention DEI, reddit, BBC, and communism!?

D-e-what? I just like making fun video games.

I've never seen Anon Babble get filtered so hard, and seethe harder than over this man's work. He's like the epitome of "do nothing, win." Based Hugo.

@grok what is 709624131 yapping about?

In completely ignorable flavor text. Yes. If that bugged you so much, kill yourself. There's one unskippable cutscene in the entire game, and it's like five minutes long. Hayden's office, and that's literally it. Aside from that, there's literally no story in "zoom" you little bitch. There's a lot more incoherent shit in Eternal, but even then it's still completely skippable. The gameplay in both games is great, and the only excuse people have for hating it is genuinely getting filtered. My only nitpick is that nuDoom plays more like Quake than Doom, with how much bouncing and vertical traversal you're doing. But if it had the original mazes with monster closets from the 90s, people would bitch at that too. Case in point: every asset-flip boomer shooter clone on Steam that plays exactly like Doom did.

he went full retard with the marvelshit and fromslop shit, it's time for a new director

2016's story was basically perfect because it was so open ended on the specifics that it fit neatly with everyone's perceived conceptions of what Doomguy traditionally was/is. It made him sound cool after being a staple in the gaming world for so long. Eternal was so amazingly up his ass with cringe lore that jumps from point to point, it was just awful. Looks like they are continuing with the deluge of cringelore in Dark age

If that bugged you so much, kill yourself

How about I just shit on your precious basedgame? Maybe rip and tear your asshole, hmmm? Bet you'd like that, faggot retard.

So now that this is confirmed zoomer trash, what the fuck am I supposed to play FPS wise?

If this is the best you can do to whine and complain then it must be good game.
I will now buy it.

modern gamers need lore and story. face it

LE HEAVEN IS ALSO LE BAD TOO ACTUALLY

Totally original plot point that has never ever been ever used in fictional media before!

Gets filtered.

Immediately goes to gay sex.

Yeah, you're not proving you're not a faggot, faggot.

"the doom slayer" is such a faggy name, man

QRD? (Haven't played Eternal or this yet, only 2016.)

I love OP but holy fuck this was one of the worst things to ever happen to it. It legit made me question Oda's vision, or at least how much agency he has over the story.

I really hate capeslop, but not nearly as much as the grown adults who love that garbage and eat it up.

Instead of being edgy satanic kikeshit like the original Dooms, it's aliens fighting an eternal war that only kinda resembles Christianity vs. Satanic Evil.

This is still an issue.

Christcucks will find any reason to complain and fuel their martyr complex, won't they?

Yes they completely destroyed the premise of the franchise for Marveshit multiverse alien bullshit. Thanks for telling us.

le ebin rip and tear ;^)

it's what you all wanted, now pay the 80 bucks, eat the fucking shit and say thank you

kek

The funniest thing about people like you though is that you're usually weebs who like equally retarded shonenshit, but with a gook flair. I hate both, and like nuDoom, because the shit story is easily ignored and the gameplay is fun as fuck. Cry more.

What was so bad about him just being a mundane grunt who kills demons?

play Doom

there's a codex section with walls of boring text

Wtf, even doom 3 wasn't that retarded

The premise.

Uh, of the original games? Literally "hell invades mars colony, kill all demons." If they want to add "lore" to it I can easily not read while playing the game, whatever. As a wise man once said, story in games is like story in porn.

i love the guy but he needs to just keep remaking doom eternal please
this game is too melee focused, guns swap too slow to feel as relevant. or are too weak.
some great designs and looks cool but the HUD and all that is so intrusive.
he should make doom eternal 2

hell invades mars colony, kill all demons

Now read your own fucking post slowly and try finding the word alien in there you illiterate retard.

space marine

@GamesWorkshop @FBI
DO SOMETHING AIEEEEEEE

People thought Doomslayer was a cool because he hated demons and that kinda made him like an angel so the devs rewrote his story to make him as unchristian as possible because white religion bad.

Doom WADs are free and more fun than any nu-Doom game. This has been known ever since 2016 but everyone is pretending to be surprised by how cringe the latest Doom game is. And if you are genuinely surprised I have no idea what the fuck you were expecting.

libturd be like

SAVE LE HECCIN PLANET, STOP USING LE PLASTIC

and the next second be like

OMG NU DOOM POOP FIGURE 8O

OP truly good up until Gear 5.
I liked how Luffy overcame difficulties by trying out different bullshit that his rubber body allowed him to do.

survives being thrown into the sea italian mafia style by Arlong thanks to Genzo and Nojiko pulling out just his head from under the water

can withstand Eneru power, but he isn't yet powerful enough to overcome his mantra, so he makes his punches get thrown at him in an unpredictive manner due to the recoil when punching a wall

he can increase his blood pressure due to the fact that even his veins and artheries are rubbery, so he won't fucking explode when going Gear 2

powerups having a somewhat coherent explanation was pure kino.

Nah, I prefer OP demigod niggas

Play the KFDoom Kiwi Dreams mod. More fun than this slop.

its a shame they turned doom guy into pelinal whitestrike but worse with warhamemr 40k bullshit autism of hugo martin

didn't the same thing happen to Naruto?

that audiolog in eternal where the female scientist says "maybe he is a god..."

They went out of their way to make me roll my eyes

worse luffy its the son of some rare martial arts users ki called HACKi

Doomguy solos 40k though
He's clearly Martin self insert

people acting like this wasnt the same fucking dialog in 2016

Holy fucking goldfish memory, this is almost word for word of the audio logs you find in 2016 with the demon talking about "the slayer".

doom 4 hell lore stated doomguy as ash in the third evil dead movie not a god of war slave of obese technoangels and space cuckvikings

kys tranny

yes but naruto was since from start stated he is just a villified orphan nepobaby with a nuke inside his belly

retard

These games just keep getting lamer and lamer with each new entry. The image of the doom guy went from average soldier driven by pure rage to fucking Superman levels of bullshit. I can't believe someone got paid to write that garage, the "demon script" names are so cringe.

and then they had that reincarnation thing right?

too bad these wiseman contradict himself with doom 3

Changing the context of the demons to not make them literally from the Christian Hell (because fuck you, DAD, I'm a metalhead now! I like bands like SLAYER and IRON MAIDEN now, and I play D&D too, hail satan!) is bad because....

doom 4 is where the whole backstory of him joining space knights and getting imbued with divine power is mentioned, everything ran from there because of stupid lore youtubers presumably
remember there was a whole base of people giving him a stupid backstory about being a knight traitor based off doom 4

yup i dunno dont remember naruto nor care i only liked kakashi character and draw design being same as rikimaru of tenchu but anime goofy

It showed everyone that oda was a hack and was just pulling shit out of his ass for 2 decades

spaceviking not technoangels anway they retconned even the scheming nerd botguy being some incognito fallen angel

i never watched it, i just know that fans hate the reincarnation thing
as for anime, I think it's cool for the most part but never watched one properly

not a christfag but them trying to give some sloppy backstory to "Hell" it didn't need was pretty gay

That's kind of the point. You, the player, are Doom guy, you don't care about this story and it's intentionally over the top and grandiose to the point where you would have to take time out of your day to read every part of it. You're just there to shoot things with your chain gun until they explode into gibs, and the story treats you that way.

still, the "sentinels" and "seraphim" are Doom 4 original sins and their positive reception is what lead to Eternal's awful story. why they threw out Samuel Hayden's character I have no idea, that was just twists for twists sake

I hate how 2016 set up a future confrontation with Samuel Hayden then in Eternal he's just a vegetable. That really pissed me off because it was actually a story I cared about in a Doom game, and they threw it away for capeshit-tier bullshit

Wasn't he supposed to be some us marine?

That hasn't been Doom guy since Doom 3.

you kill him in first dlc with a crappy bossfight with buffed ads and enviromental damage the most lame and gay possible(thankfully it isnt a marauder type fight) including evil doomguy naked flashing with no cock

Why do game developers hate christianity so much? It's like they try their absolute hardest to make everything rick and morty marvel reddit cringe. It's just like the Castlevania show trying to use reddit fedora cringe to explain vampires are scared of pythagoran shapes and not because it's the cross.

Millenials and genX in a nutshell

This honestly is the part of the story that really got ruined for me. Then in the fucking last DLC we find of God is just a guy in power armor. How can the creator of the universe be killed by a 12g shotgun? Is he weaker than an elephant? It made no sense ofther than tl add a stupid twist tl the end of eternals story.

It's a safe target, nobody is going to call them racist for it or bomb their office for it.

apparently any weapon held by the slayer becomes powerful enough to kill demons if it wasn't already all part of his divinity machine boons hence why you can use a simple chainsaw to kill demons that were stated to be immune to every conventional weapon as long as it's him using it
so I guess that's why Dark lord could lose to his shotgun

i don't get why he needed a fucking mech though

Christianity has been a kosher punching bag for several decades now, you only just now started to notice?

It's fun, easy, free, and comes with no negative repercussions whatsoever

the entire DOOM premise is such hot garbage, including the gameplay, including the graphical effects, including the vibe and theme. It's like a Bionics game for little kids. Mega "epic" music while you shoot little rainbow colored weapons and make the equally ridiculous clown like demons explode into colorful spray. Yeah sure, some dude with a shotgun is going to make the building sized demons be scared. It's such an absolute joke. The demons even have guns and sci fi energy shields too. Why? How? Nobody cares. Just tatatata, click the animated npcs dead you dumb little monkey with a few braincells. If shooters are for idiots then DOOM is for the youngest and dumbest arcade gaming idiots

Hayden is actually kinda cool

chill man, it's just a fucking video game and it doesn't even have the most ridiculous plot out there

Christianity is a semitic religion, dumfuck

Did you forget Doomguy died at the end of Ep1, fought his way out of Hell, and returned to Mars/Earth? He quite literally stopped "being a normal guy" after Episode fucking 1.

it is the most offensive to me because it acts like it's christian themed, evil vs. good. Meanwhile it's just a clown zombie shooter and the story is that you are a dude with giga plot armor.

shouldve just kept him as either a very angry guy or just a force of nature, going into lore is retarded

nah it was a cliffhanger for episode 2 back in the day like gordon being stuck with the flamethrower alien in half life 1 demo

christian

white religion

Do cuckservatives really?

Nope. Try again.

hayden its fine as the nerd you dont give a shit then piss off and fucks you then you punch him later without layers of lore plot armor and muh khan maykr and hellpriests

Jews hate christianity so it is the white religion. Seethe schlomo.

Regardless how is the "god" of that universe less impressive than half the demons you fight?

I’ve been a contrarian for 10 years now maybe they’ll listen to me!

Eat shit and die, niggerhomosexual.

soundtrack is shit

story is reddit cringe

gameplay is consoletard cinematic simon says trash

this is the game that kills the series

I don't think it acts that way, there are even eldritch beings in the latest game, I feel like it's just trying to be goofy yet take itself seriously at the same time and that doesn't always work but Christian?
got lazy at the last part of the dlc's development probably lmao

imps in 2016 were fucking bullshit, literal input reading

chainsaws for magic ammo

shoots epic Arachnotron™ weakpoint after lining up shot for 5 seconds while dashing side to side because pro Quake™ skills

retarded door opening cutscene plays

"Mhmm....rip and tear.. looks like the Hell Priest™ is nearby.. I will rip and tear because I am the ancient Doom Slaya™

"Come on, Vega™"

follows Skyrim™ compass

Picks up 10 epic fanfiction-tier lore dumps about how badass the Slaya™ is on the way

Door locks behind the Slaya™ and demons appear

cacophony of retarded monster noises while the fart synth kicks into action

chainsaws for magic ammo

"Rip and tear" WUBWUBWUBBWAMBWAMDUUUUUNUUUUNUUHHHNHUHHH *Uses Flame Belch™ on a deliberately spawned group of Possessed™ and they become Staggered™, does a badass Heat Blast™ and Armor Shards™ fly into the Slaya™'s face*

chainsaws for magic ammo

switches weapons 75 times

dashes aimlessly waiting for a Possessed™ to spawn

chainsaws for magic ammo

swings on monkey bars

performs impse

250 arena laps and 150 chainsaw uses later the Slaya™ is victorious

Mhmm.. The Hell Priest™ is not here.. Better tell Samuel Hayden™ about this

"Come on, Vega™"

Walks two meters and Alien Queen™ appears in an epic cutscene

"You will not defeat me, Slaya™, I am the Emperor of the Universe and you are nothing but a Usurper™, the Kar En Kuk™ Council of Elder Alien Space Sentinel Argent D' Nur™ has banished you from the alien kingdom and I will defeat you!"

Cut to black and level ends before epic boss fight so player can process how epic this is and maybe make a Reddit™ post about it before carrying on

DUNDUNDUNBWAMBWAMBWAM Mick Gordon farting BAM BAM BAM 50 ACTION POINTS 5 CRUCIBLE CREDIT SENTINEL SHIP ARGENT RECEIVED

ost and story fair but the gameplay doesn't seem that bad

Doomguy was always a marine with some slight extra power. It wasn’t until the end of 64 and the beginning of the new story that he was submitted to a divination machine. It may be retarded but at least it isn’t a full reboot.

It only makes sense. A regular human would job to one demon. Him being able to kill millions with no special powers makes zero fucking sense

being a disingenuous nigger

nobody asked for simon says parryslop you fucking nigger

yea instead you have to listen to audio logs that are impossible to hear unless you turn the game sounds down to 5% or keep the PDA open for five minutes each time just to hear a fucking 3 number code for lockers

Sick, I just boughted.

He's the player character, that's the special property. No need for garbage fanfiction to explain it

The way they did it sucks, but it's also no better to play at having your cake and eating it too by wanting a perfectly average if not tenacious human that's also completely unkillable and super powerful.

based

this game is too melee focused

So like in Eternal the game where nothing die from your guns, only you fisting cutscenes

Doom lore has literally nothing to do with Christianity lmao. The maykrs are literal false gods.

i will never understand people who think luffy was ever some underdog. his first loss was against crocodile in alabasta, up until then the only real struggle was arlong. he's been talked about as being fated to find the one piece for a LONG time.
the fruit being nika doesn't change him one bit, it wouldn't have awakened if he hadn't had his journey

According to who? You?
Judgement Day comes for all who don't believe.

it only worked because he believed it, thats the ability of his fruit, if he ACTUALLY had a rubber fruit he would job to everyone and have to train like 10x more then MAYBE he will scratch Crocodile

It doesn't make sense that five countries of retarded brown jewish mutt golems defeated germany but it happened in real life

This is what you actually deserve for being braindead enough to stomach that art style

Not since Eternal

Disgusting power fantasy, bethesda better not do this shit in tes 6

Why would being an angel be better? That's incredibly generic.

doomguy is probably a creation of the real god of the game. he's like the hand of God, gods wrath, the will of God. He's meant to correct existence since it's all fucked up.

arnt almost every action hero videogames power fantasy because you would be the guy to do everything anyway?

fantasy/science fiction HAS to make sense, otherwise I'm simply unable to slurp it up! >:(

You're the very definition of a faggot

Bethesda should also make guilds mutually exclusive to prevent that very thing.

Does he talk in this one?

in the original he only said No
in this one he says Run as a warning to Novik before he shoot
power fantasy in a story driven world where everyone deserves recognition is shit but in a goofy action game with no real story and the player wants to just fuck shit up like a badass who the hell cares?

If you don't worship jews you are one

End your miserable existence NOW

(((They))) hate the "regular guy overcomes extreme odds through sheer determination" stories

troons did this.

Doomguy was not a regular guy, he was a certified badass, and that was enough.
This doomslayer stuff also worked well in 2016, even if you still make it so that is the same doomguy

He killed thrembillion of demons and they shit their pants when they hear his name, he is also that marine, he is that fucking cool that demons think he is some demigod or something

That's very cool I like that

well, actually he was gifted infinite power and speed by some alien faggots, btw here is 40 pages of explaining who they are, and also another 40 explaining how he contacted them and got buffs and here is other 40 explaining...

Aaand straight into the trash. Keep it fucking simple, read the carmack quote or something retards

cant even complain about shitty doom writing without poltard nignogs

Pretending you’re a woman is just weird man. Please stop ;(

Luffy had to train for ten years before he got his fruit abilities and strength to the point where could even begin his journey.

muh atheism is good

Atheism is just a vertent of the talmud, you still worship moloch and baal while hating Christ and GOD In Heaven

Lol you kikes never denounce the Talmud and this goyim founds it hilarious.

Jews also hate mudslimes, so I guess mudslimes are white.

What about Duke Nukem or Wang?

Auhm hello I'm *snort* here to explain why I am the victim in all this!

Participating in the oppression olympics are we?

He is not
OG Id timeline had Keen aka Billy Blaze II born as christian as his father because BJ's experience with the Spear of Longinus made him rethink of his own faith.
Christ chose BJ to seal the demons himler wanted to unleash with the spear

See

Midwit fedora cuckholds are incapable of denouncing the talmud because if they do they have to achknowledge that the jews killed Christ and they see all of us as mindless cattle meant to serve them, and that makes them one degree closer to literal hitler.

kek

I couldn't give two shits about story in DOOM out of all games, is the gameplay any better or is it still zoomzoom you only get to use each weapon once fest

, fought his way out of Hell, and returned to Mars/Earth?

Literally not what happened. He died and went to Hell, but Hell was already on Mars so all it did was teleport him to a different part of Mars.

there is a difference between being called a hero and every single character sucking your dick, while calling you the ultimate being that has ever lived.

call them demons

don't make them demons but just some ayy lmaos that sacrifice humans, use their souls as energy and live in a fiery inferno

it's cowardly

just some ayy lmaos

I think that was the plot of the paperback novels based on Doom. That's funny, they just went with the plot of those awful Doom books I spent way too much money and time hunting down.

The worst devil fruit

It gives him super strength that lets him punch through fucking buildings from the outset and it made him impossible to kill aside from water and Buggy's bullshit.

that's one doomed space marine.

all writers arrive at self-insertion, in japan these moments come across through shinto ideology as divine ordination of the narrative's structural requirements for resolution.

even worse, its parry slop

why is there only one doomslayer? wouldn't it make more sense to form an armada of them?

kek le denounce talmud is le epic (ftw) own

Well I am sure it is in the mentally ill minds of tradcath larpers and Anon Babbleniggers where everyone who think differently is a jewish tranny out to get them.

if you play multiplayer theres many meme slayers thoughbeit

People meme for decades about Doomguy being some OP guy who can kill the demons and isnt afraid of anything

ID runs with it

NOOOO! IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A JOKE! IT WASNT SUPPOSED TO BE REAL!

bruh this is the funniest thing on this app right now

except its more like aliens made him op for 100 pages of lore reasons nobody cares about

They aren't aliens you fucking retard. Do you think the demons in WH40k don't count as demons too? Dumb fuck.

they're literal protoss

I was fine with it up until Satan appears and he's another version of you, which doesn't seem to serve any purpose at all

OP truly good up until Gear

Fixed that for you.

Yeah. Wasn't serious. He was cool and doesn't afraid of anything, that's all that was needed. Why make a billion reasons on why he actually was buffed with magic and shit, when he was a serious sam or wang or caleb or duke nukem type of character? Badass that kills bad guys

You still have yet to denounce the talmud, curious.

Didn't know protoss used pentagrams and hellfire.

Ancient Gods showed that demons were acktually just the remnants of a long gone ayy lmao civilisation

why did they make him a proxy for some higher power instead of just a guy doing his own thing but happened to be cracked at killing demons?

r u stopid lmao? alarak does that stuff and even worse lole XD

You stupid Lorefags are so cringe.

Oooo, please shovel more narrative complexity onto my property, I want to drown the core premise in sophisticated themes and ambiguous motivations. Fuck yeah, give my favorite loreslop content farmer enough material to make another decade's worth of 30 minute breakdowns! OOOOO, SLAM THAT DATALOG FILLED WITH FART-SCENTED EXPOSITION DOWN MY SLOPHOLE HARDER, YEEEEEEEEEE I'M GONNA BUST!!!

sois and women commitees (the only ones allowed to write anything in big companies) only produce shit

white religion

lol
lmao

No it didn't. Stupid nigger.

*schnozzle perks up* yes fellow white man

Given that the majority of humans just straight up went full insane and possessed just by being exposed to hell energy, it's really hard to justify why Doomguy didn't go crazy like them.
And really, most of players want to feel special, want to be a unique character who stands above the rest so making them 'regular human' while other regular humans either die or join the cheer squad doesn't work unless they are given something.
This is why Crysis works, because you can just be a normal human but with a super special armor to do what normal humans cannot.
Or SMT/Persona, for the 'well you're still human but in reality you're already surpassing gods and demons'.

That's cool, because he started as a regular human got augmented, it's fine for him to become superhuman as long as he starts as human.
At least for me.

buggy trash weirdo sound system

twitch.tv/cohhcarnage/clip/LittleSlipperyWoodpeckerWutFace-L9qUhoULVjef3xXv

plus the gayest revive system on the entire planet, I've never seen something so gay. You literally just get a popup telling you that you died and to press OK to continue anyway

except if fucking did? did yu even play TAG?

I see green I click the button and win

But he has special power. The power of good old gunpowder. Demons are the ones who would job to humans quite easily

Naruto always had the thousand year old super god in him. It just made him an outcast when realistically it should have made him be thrown into a cage trained to let it out on his villages enemies.
Then naruto turned into dragon ball lite after the time skip with new forms being made up on the spot.

it's really hard to justify why Doomguy didn't go crazy like them.

majority of humans

majority

Fucking dumbass

blud cooked too hard

If that's the case then the soldiers in 2016 and Eternal would have done the job and Doom would only need to take care of the bosses instead of doing almost everything by himself.

The Doom Slayer is more akin to a natural phenomenon than a real character

you're still retarded
he's just a tough as nails marine

B-B-BUT MUH 90 mph with 15 guns

shut the fuck up

Jekadd is not a fucking alien civilization you moron. It was the Doom equivalent of heaven or whatever you want to call the first and highest form of existence. It was literally made by the Doom "God".

if you think about it the stupid superfluous shit started with naming nudoom guy "Doomslayer" instead of just "Doom"

naruto wasn't thrown into a cage like gaara because he was a nepobaby
they both were but sand village are commie cunts

jaked

i dont care about ur sharty memes retard, go back

All shounen does it

Luffy has god god fruit

Naruto is the reincarnation of the original ninja god

Ichigo has like bloodline of almost every species

You could argue that Deku and Tanjiro are just regular guys without superpowers, but still.

tanjiro is a based siscon thoughbeit

t. never played the game

-You die at the end of KDID, your soul and body are transported to Deimos, which is floating hell by now, you jump after a failed rapel all the way to Hell's surface which is meaty and leaves a huge crater, by now you are a superhuman demigod and proceeds to deal with the Spider Mastermind only to discover that hell invaded earth through UAC's portals at your hometown while you were dealing with all of EP4's shenanigans trying to reach earth.
-Then you reach Earth, there are survivors that are escaping but the last starbase has been corrupted by the demons, on which you stop their occupation and proceeds to deal with the Invasion at the source, your Hometown, where you finish the job and kill the OG Icon of Sin who was still materializing into realspace.
-Then Final Doom happens and the other Episodes happen.
-By now you are clinically insane, hearing voices, and keeping away people and having certain "dreams", until the brass calls you again and tells you that the Demons have returned but this time it will be the ultimate showdown not at the moons, but Mars, the Main UAC base which you never set foot and the main portal and ancient ruins the UAC found was located, you go there, kill the mother demon and decides to stay as the portal closes behind you, to make sure none of it will happen again and to keep Hell away from your home.
-During this time you went on a one man rampage all over other timelines and dimensions chasing down hell and its minions who kept re-inventing themselves to face you(every single wad you played) and met people in process(Samus and others who were dragged into this shitshow by accident) whom you keep them away as you seal their portals so hell wont invade their worlds again.
-Then the flashbacks of Eternal happens, The Makyr finds you, then Dark Ages, and then you are sealed.
-Many millenia later 2016 happens, Then Eternal, and lastly after you are sealed again, Quake Champions and Quake 3 Arena.

Is it just me or the weapon designs are getting worse?
Like, even the skull meme gun looks boring and uncreative.

And Yes, Quake 3 Arena is the every end of all id games timeline, it is literally a containment prison for superpowered people to kill each other for the eternity.

lorefagging DOOM

gameplay is just Serious Sam but worse

I just shoot the demon. I like when I shoot the demon. I like doom. Culture war? That sounds like pussy shit.

the story is cringe and too tryhard with the lore stuff

I know right? there are billions of skull shattering and piece spitting guns in games, so unoriginal!

christianity

white religion

lmao

serious sam but qtes out the ass

So its stayed true to doom gameplay. Nice. Picked up

Adding an actual story to doom is so fucking retarded. I hate lorefags so much.

Doom: Tranny Edition

Mmmm Huge tranny cock.

We've had literally this for 50 fucking years now
Fuck off

All of that and John carmack watched Impse and confirmed that Doomguy was a virgin

criticism about doom lore being lame as shit

immediately think about culture wars

I get it, you think accusing people of engaging in culture wars will get them to shut up, but it doesn't work.

All this nu-Lore is so fucking lame. He looks like a power ranger, Maykrs is a fucking dumb name, it's too far removed from the goat faced demons and screaming face stylization of Hell from the original games. Even the violence feels really toned down, it feels so fucking PG-13 now.

OG Doom's minimal story and presentation shits all over this, fuck off with your "caring is le gay lmao" crap. Way too many underage retards on Anon Babble anymore.

I stopped watching OP about midway through the fishman arc. At no point did I ever think that the Luffy had a weak fruit. I don't think anyone thought that.

All knowledge of the Doom Bible escapes the "boomer's" mind when he needs to explain why Doom 2016 and Eternal's stories don't matter.

-You die at the end of KDID, your soul and body are transported to Deimos

Nice head canon retard. The death ambush at the end of the first episode is a leftover from early development when they planned to have multiple player characters, it's where Buddy Dacote Dies At Conclusion Of This Episode was supposed to bite it. Nothing in the text after that even remotely implies you died.

That's so based bro. Still not dying for Trump Tower in Gaza though.

a spectre of doom

the slayer of doom

which one is it?

You're behind on your current thing schedule, lib, Trump is currently rebuking Israel at every turn

specter of doom

slayer of DOOM

place vs. adjective

nu-Doom puts the story front and center

"durr why u care"

Dipshit.

It's funny that like 30 years later I still mentally dub stuff over with this voice

T-Tom hall

is not, you die at the end of EP1 and tom is a fag

I'm not a God, not even a genius really. All that you've seen is the result of a painstakingly slow series of steps. That's what science is all about.

What happened to the DOOM marine though ? is he doomguy or yet another dude ?

Doom 3 guy? Completely different dude.

doom 3's doomguy? floating off in his own continuity

Don't care. Didn't read a single page of lore in 2016 or Eternal. However I will not be playing The Dark Ages because I don't want to spend thousands on a new gpu.

2016 has a few reference to DOOM 3 though

doom 3 had references to doom 1 and 2 too, 3's not hard connected by anything more than visual gags

Now that Doom is a multiverseslop, it's not hard to imagine than in some parallel universe Doom 3 did happen.

The Slayer

tranny obsessed retard

He's not a demigod
He's a cuck who got infused with alien spunk and it gave him powers

Well, he's descendant of Wolfenstein's protagonist, whom in TNC he's jewish descendant

Adachi was right.

Is this going to be another case of Eternal where the writing is so bad it heavily detracts from the rest of the game?

Maykrs

makers
they made the doom guy

who let tiny itty bitty boat unc cook? like fr?!

more like they made the doom gay

Because it's fucking retarded and unnecessary? Everyone had the same problem with the live action movie back in the day. Just have the balls to make them demons. Make the final boss Satan, fuck it. The concept is "portal to Hell opens", it's extremely cut and dry. We don't need to dilute it with capeshit lore and loopholes. Everyone knows what Hell is or what it's supposed to be. And yes, it ties in with the metal aesthetic that Doom was built around so the strawman is actually right in your fantasy scenario.

Doom 3 managed to do it just fine.

I miss when Hayden was just a robo ceo instead of a dumb secret alien angel.

Slay Queen

how does he do it?

/thread
kill yourself

probably one of those cases where nobody gives a fuck about the story in any depth or detail except for Anon Babble complaining it's tacked on because there's not much else to complain about

I like when when hero sacrifices himself so he doesn't get ruined in stupid sequels

I'm so tired of lore-wank bros

doom is supposed to be about shooting demons with a shotgun not whatever gay shit this is

>ID runs with it

by giving it a hard and fast explanation that you're not actually doing anything special at all but are a designed bioweapon of one ayy civilization to fight another ayy civilization that went rogue instead of a man who really wants his bunny back

Deku

They jumped the shark with that one too with the 7 quirks bullshit.

A woman wrote this slop.

Based.

Doomguy defeated Hell in Eternal.

Sam literally accomplished nothing, Earth got mooned in 3 and he's stuck in endless prequels.

I think that was always intended, with the name of his power and all

You also still shoot demons with a shotgun. Don't open the lore book thingy if you don't want it.

This, but at least the reddit bugmen are happy.

Should be far more concerned that the gameplay is ass and the music is dogshit.

Except Sam killed Mental and stopped him from mooning earth

It's all interconnected.

Welp, if he didn’t assfuck master chief before her sure as hell does now. Chief should have fought samus.

Gayyyyy

This faggot isn't Doomguy.

you control buttons

but if you don't press buttons you can't play the way you want

That was SS2 and isn't cannon anymore.

Except Sam killed Mental

in what game

in 2 you kill his flying pyramid but he ain't home IIRC

weird alien machine noises