DOOM THE DARK AGES IS A DISASTER

unfinished unoptimized slop that is full of bugs and crashes

forced ray tracing

handholding parry mechanic with a green highlight

no dodge

forced shield

slower mobility

easiest game even on nightmare and all sliders cranked to max, game is a fuckin' joke streamlined down to fuck to appease to casual andies

low budget compared to earlier titles

What they did to Mick Gordon is an embarrassment and I'm not seeing any signs of redemption

melee has ammo

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You're still gonna buy it.

Yikes

What's the difference between 2016 and eternal? I've only played the original dooms, these newer ones always seemed corny to me and i hate that terrible djent style music

chat is this real?

I can't believe they got rid of glory kills. That alone made me not buy it.

easiest game even on nightmare and all sliders cranked to max, game is a fuckin' joke streamlined down to fuck

as a 2016fag this appeals to me

I can't believe they got rid of glory kills

Great fucking news

It doesn't run on crappy hardware that's more than 6 years old

It has denuvo, so it can't be pirated day 1

I love it when poor people cry

I got one streamer that had a few crashes before it stabilized, then another who says it's very well optimized. The latter has a better PC.

Nobody's running 1050Ti's on G4s

They replaced it with teh game slowing down every time you kill a tough enemy or parry anything. It's, honest to god, worse. They took away the cool part and only kept the bad part.

Oh yeah, melee is on a cooldown. Man I never noticed while playing though, I'm trying ot use the shield a little as possible desu

forced ray tracing

"Why does this game only run on 64-bit processors"

"Why does this game need an SSD"

Consoles have managed to outpaced your Ancient Rig, anon. Devs develop for a certain baseline and you fell beneath it.

SHIT AND PISS
SHART AND FART
That's all I got. What else could work?

I just wish it looked any better than eternal. Not sure how they implemneted raytracing, but it doesn't look better.

looks fun to me nig

shitters had a giga melty over Eternal

id made a game addressing all the shitter complaints

game is shit

wow, how could this possibly habben??

casual andies

Casual andies are the lifeblood of a game sir, I give you now an opportunity to apologize

This so much, if it looked significantly better than Eternal it would at least be understandable. When Crysis came out no one complained about it's system requirements. It was immediately clear that it was a massive leap in graphics, so the requirements made sense. TDA is just baffling because it looks essentially the same, yet gets like 60% the performance of eternal and crashes all the thime.

Been watching someone play this all day, and it looks like an absolute disaster. Even the metal music is generic slop

Doom: The Reddit Ages

Even the metal music is generic slop

All metal music is generic. It's why only 15 year old boys with divorced parents listen to it.

It's really shit. The story especially and how pervasive it is. That wouldn't even matter, but the core combat looks like ass too. If I didn't already have gamepass I would skip it entirely. I'm going to at least try it, but I wouldn't be surprised if I just drop it before beating it. I never drop games. I can't remember the last game I started and never finished. I think dead space 3 back in like 2015 or so was the last game I dropped.

they hated him because he told them the truth

Having beaten both Dead Space 3 and now playing Doom TDA I can at least say it’s not *nearly* that bad.
It is worse than 2016 and Eternal for sure. Worse than Wolfenstein TNO too. But I got it for free with my card so whatever.

you are brown

I can't run the game

Not my problem tbqh

It took 3 games for zoom-zooms to realise that Nu-Doom is slop? Man, I worked that one out with 2 minutes of gameplay of the first one, you kids are retarded.

This, if anythibg, they made it specifically for the average faggot in here bitching and moaning about Eternal, just goes to show why developers should never pay attention to these shitters

Eternal is 2016 on crack and it forces you to use specific guns on certain enemies

I haven't bought a single game in a decade or more

literally nobody here asked for a slower, easier game with more green indicator parries, a shield, and more slowmo
people wanted a game that played more like 2016, but better paced

It doesn't, only the dlc does that and a lot of people rightfully shat on that part

slow motion: the game

very fun, especially with the red light green light bullshit

guys why does punching a demon guy give me ammo, i don't understand

literally nobody here asked for a slower, easier game

Lol, lmao

you have to reload the shield

literally nobody here asked for a slower

played more like 2016

No. This is your doing. They listened to shitters like you.

literally nobody here asked for a slower, easier game

people wanted a game that played more like 2016, but better paced

Hmmm

I don't recall asking for parrying and color coded projectiles lmao

2016 is modernized doom and Eternal is ADHD doom where you run out of ammo every ten seconds while being locked in a room surrounded by bullet sponge enemies shooting at you from all angles.

Because you are an utterly deficient retard who can only say "make it like this or that" but can't create anything. The Dark Ages was created to please those filtered by Eternal bit adds new mechanics to be a sequel and bot a copy of 2016 with nothing original.
Parrying is just the logical conclusion to making the game slower like you asked

it looks really bad and theres a fucking shield blocking half your screen the entire time WHAT WERE THEY THINKING

This is spot on.

cope shills
nobody liked having 3 or 4 different cooldowns to pop different resources out of demons
nobody liked parry mechanics or hard counter guns like sticky grenades in cacos
nobody liked the SLAYA wank, rainbow pinata ammo, overall "videogamey" design choices, level design reduced to arenas and corridors, samuel hayden retcons, and so on
eternal should have just been a faster, tougher version of 2016 with fewer gimmicks and other bullshit. You can't just make a shit game and expect a positive response just because it's different enough from the last one that got a few complaints.

this literally what they did. fuck people like you. 2016 was garbage.

2016 was garbage

Elaborate why you think it's garbage.

Eternal was bad though.

it's not our fault you made a shit game hugo

Your inability to name something better speaks volumes.

Beaten Eternal on nightmare, still think this game had too much bloated, unnecessary shit to it. It's an ADHD simulator.

tell me what you like so I can call it bad too!

Fuck off retard.

Don’t forget it has worse enemy variety than eternal.

Just confirms you're full of shit. I accept your concession.

Do you want devs to end up like the monster hunter team who go into an interview and say the part people complained about the most is how the game sold so many copies.

Who the fuck is Ray Tracing and why does everyone on Anon Babble hate him?

Gaylo 2016 fags are now realizing their game is Halo with a dash and has no real mechanic or complexity so Dark Ages had to throw in a casual parry

Kek

2016 is Doom if it was made by Call of Duty devs, Anon Babble eats it up because this place is full of shitskins with no reflexes who are only good at playing casual slop like gacha games and hero shooters.
2016 is a legitimately boring videogame and features an artstyle so generic it could be renamed to just "Futuristic shooter".

fuckin what

anons are terrified of sharing their opinion anonymously

how fucking timid can you be lmao. hands quaking, blood pressure maxed, anxiety makes you close the thread in shame, because someone asked you to name a better single player fps with better combat than eternal
the absolute state

Anon Babble is full of poorfags stuck on a GTX 1060 and seethe that their latino asses are being left behind.
Though I would prefer if we started moving on to path tracing.

Even the metal music is generic slop

Sounds like nuDoom.
Maybe next time hire a real composer like Steve Jablonski instead of some literally who who just repeats the same dubstep shit over and over.

this game has 0 verticality lol. you don't even need to aim up and down. everything is just on a flat plane

yo that new hip hop beat is fire yo!

knuckledragger

Okay but what does that have to do with Ray?

game panders to Anon Babble's casual shitter selves

it's a terrible videogame

Who wpuld have thought a bunch of spics who only play Fortnite, Genshin Impact and Marvel Rivals would provide absolutely useless feedback.
Listen to Anon Babble and do the opposite, that's how you make a good game.
Even COD and FIFA playing casuals would provide better feedback.

who did they listen to when they made eternal? nobody. listen to fucking nobody and just make what you want to make.

noooooo you should have liked it why don't you like it, you only said it was going to be bad since its been announced isn't this what you wanted?

Eternal sucks faggot anus and I will not be purchasing Doom the Pozzed Age

I've been saying all along that trying to please Anon Babble is an exercise in futilely. Why would you even want these schmucks' approval?

This thread is bullshit. I just watched my friend stream it to discord for like 2 hours opn his 4080super with zero issues in 4k.

I have no idea why every new game that releases has people running to talk shit about it lol. Just like, mind your business if you don't want to play.

*an exercise in futulity

Yall are mental if you think they made TDA to pander to fuckin Anon Babble lmao

You did the same thing with Eternal, you bunch of casuals.
You praise 2016 because it's as easy as a COD game

No one should ever try to pander to Anon Babble. You'll never be satisfied so what's the point of trying to satisfy you? Because watching people jump through hoops to try to meet a deliberately impossible goal is the only thing that gets you hard?

Who could have possibly seen this coming. Noobs shouldn't be allowed to have an opinion on anything.

This case is personal, Anon Babble insisted Eternal would totally flop and when it didn't they started seething about it like a bitchy ex-girlfriend because nothing makes the shitskins here seethe mlre than being proven wrong.
People here have such an inferior IQ they hold grudges against franchises.

I mean yes, but titties too

clearly the game is not pandering to Anon Babble given that Anon Babble has been incredibly negative about the game since probably before the game was announced

NTA but yes, obviously.

@grok is what op is saying true?

This is 100% correct. Funny thing is people who listen to that shit never have any interest in any other genre.

Metal fans are people who wish they liked music but don't, so they listen to metal to try and fit in.

I just don't fucking get it. There's a shit ton of games I don't care about or even hate but you'll never once catch me in a thread about them.

big maps

too long

2016 remains the best one

Anon Babble is negative about it because you are asshurt that Eternal didn't flop like you "predicted".
Though you are right, seeing the garbage this board likes like Palworld, Nier Automata, gacha slop or Danganronpa, a Doom that panders to /v</ would be a game starring a hecking wholesome princess in a pink dress who instead of killing demons goes around hugging dogs and cats, and that every month includes banners to get new dresses to wear.

When you've made it abundantly clear that nothing will ever be good enough please you, you can't blame people when they stop trying, and move on to audiences that are actually possible to satisfy. But you'll blame them anyway, because you feel like you're entitled to their attention, even though you have nothing to say that is worth hearing.

PS3 graphics

Parryshit

Need top of the line GPU for the game to work

No challenge

Slow Motion shit

Mobile game UI

is this the worst game of all time?

the Halo clone that requires zero skill is the best one

and now you're asshurt that dark ages did flop like we predicted

Bethesda DOOM is like Disney Star Wars. You're a faggot if you like it.

Source on sales numbers?

I'm constantly out of ammo in Eternal and the enemies with shields suck ass including the one with the ghost dog, 2016 is the best one

Playing Doom2016 right now, GOG version.
Anybody know why the mouse movement feels so weird? No matter what sensitivity I set it always feels uneven or jerky?

Sounds like Marvel Rivals, which the casuals here worship

Need top of the line GPU for the game to work

Yes. That's how it works with PC gaming. I'm so tired of poor zoomies first prebuilt pc bitchng and groaning.

If you want games that "just werk" then go buy a Xbox, PS5, and Switch.

That's because you suck.
2016 has zero challenge.

that's not how 2016 or eternal were

kike ages credits' are almost half an hour long

youtube.com/watch?v=dFs4ugbdnCQ
not as bad as jewbisofts' 2 hours on niggercreed but a quarter of an ubisoft is really not a good thing

there is a dodge ( fake sekiro ki button dodge) but they put it to the fucking big mech that moves like pacific rim cause muh japanese mech BOOOOOOOSSSTIIIINNNG! LIKE ARMORED ZOOM ZOOM FR

That dude is smart
People don't know what they want and are even worse at vocalizing it

Doom needs to take inspiration from slaughter maps.
A Doom Eternal where you have 10.000 enemies per level and the sky is just projectiles would be the besg shooter ever made

looks worse than maternal

needs exponentially more powerful hardware to run at all, let alone run stably

you can just admit you were either paid by jewvidia to add the crippleworks, the jeets you hired did a dogshit job, or both

not only that they re elitist piece of shit with shit taste likingg their boomer dad band or a shit nu metal band

It is generic but i admit. Cranking up fuel from metallica when it shows up on the playlist is great adrenaline rush.

Yes, sometimes games work for much longer on more GPUs and sometimes something comes out the gate with the latest tech. RTX is here and it's killer and devs aren't looking back.

You know Anon Babbleeddit is asshurt when it starts randomly typing like this about completely random stuff.

Did you honestly expect anything else after the fiasco that was Eternal?

looks worse than maternal

Source?

The "hardest enemy" its just a warlord brute with the invenciblity shield and you can only shoot when it greenlights in their attacks

Anon I don't even own the game, but you're delusional. I'm starting to think everyone here is too poor for 4K RTX Ultra looking games.

The only fiasco related to Eternal is when you shitskins tried and failed to TORtanic it.

Who the fuck misses credits

so whats the verdict?
Does it have a track to rival BFG division or the one they fear?

9 out of your mom

no, the music is awful without mick

Le slayah dies but resurrect by sheer madness just like my memes

GOTCHA! these shitter NPCs do a satanic ritual to resurrect him with blood and tomato

I bet dlc ending is the slayah having a coma after killing the guy that resurrec him (betrayaer icon of sin) like shiternal DLC after killing his evil side

youtube.com/watch?v=KCNcfitFKB0

i got poorpas SHAR so SEETHE i didnt pay even half of what you paid for this only for a random europoor paying a collector and bethesda fucking up postal delivery so you dont play sooner

this may be a troll, but there was a very real influx of zoomers into PC gaming following their streamer bro ecelebs, who unironically think 4K is worth your time, OLED isnt a meme that wont burn in within the year, and that such shit budget hardware isnt bad because a 2012 review said it was the best hardware yet.
if there are any zoomers wondering why I say this, 4K is a waste of resources for PC since youre sat only a meter from the monitor, 1440p is all you need and this way you arent locked to 60fps. There is simply no difference on a 27~32" monitor.
OLED does look nice, but it costs you 5~10x the price and only lasts 2-3 years before it burns in badly enough to need replacing, but what they dont tell you is it slowly degrades (in order to mask burn-in, new OLEDs dim other pixels to match the worst one to hide burn in), after 1 year, its image wont be much better than the top of the line modern LCDs.
meanwhile modern LCDs are significantly better, and the image while less "deep" than OLED are very comparable, so its 5-10x cheaper and lasts 10+ years, instead of costing 5-10x more and only 'beating' an LCD for a year or so.
I think HDR makes much more of a difference anyway

marty stratton have an issue with musicians ( ibet he lost his gf for one) and sound engineers he even fired the internal that made shiternal DLC music

does it have a track to rival this bunch of noise or this other bunch of noise

I swear the worship of nuDoom's OST is a psyop.
Even COD games have better soundtracks

Even COD games have better soundtracks

post a good track, I'm curious

its ratkids and grownup zoomers screaming at the mic soundtrack?

Please understand! Due to console limitations our engine can not display more than five monster at a time! Please parry green orb and be happy!

easiest game

Show us your blind ultra nightmare run then.

LE THE ONLY LE THING THEY LE FEAR IS LE YOU!!!!111

EPIK BUY FUNKO POPS CHUNGUS

RAPE AND TEAR!!!11

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Metal is literally the music nerd's genre and always has been. It's for people who've literally listened to too much and fried their ability to enjoy anything normal. Because of this it's filled with experimental shit.
You couldn't be more wrong if you tried.

whats so bad about doubling down on a demon killing power fantasy?
a silent strong protage with some quick cheese edgelord lines is too much?
or is it just another case of reddit likes thing = bad?

THIS VIOLENT SHOOTER IS FOR NUMALES

btw look at my hecking wholesome palsnif you dont like them you have hecking cute aggression

Anon Babble only legitimately likes games for women

you are arguing with a wojack posting contrarian whose only joy comes from believing they have their finger on the gaming pulse by calling everything the next tortanic and being right about 1/1000.

nah not even close
it's like hans zimmer doing a parody of himself

they didnt double down they sideline puting chulthu bullshit in dark ages,nu cacodemon its only cacodemon in name and stealing duke nukem enemy

It fits the mood of the levels, and unlike Mick Gordon's noise I can the tracks from one another.

Wait a few days. Normal people won't preorder a game for $100 to play it few days early.

unfinished unoptimized slop that is full of bugs and crashes

Yeah, you fucked up. It's one of the most polished games released in the last few years.
What drives your deranged ass? You're like a walking abortion.

uh-huh, sure. I wouldn't know, I've played 15 minutes of it twice and never thought about that trash again kek

Eternal is much more open and vertical, and almost forces you to keep moving and switching weapons. It kind of forces its mechanics on you, but it all somehow works.
The game has a very specific flow to it, and if you break it, it punishes you for it. Also it has the Marauder who makes baddies cry everytim.

Good thing Anon Babble has zero relevance on the industry, you only eat up the most casual slop out there and screech at any game with any amount of difficulty

SNEED and CHUCK
SEED and FUCK

not even close
there's plenty of good metal, but most metal is pretty simple music. While there are plenty of good metal guitarists, the genre in general does not push boundaries in terms of composition and the main barrier to entry is the relatively harsh sound.

STAND AND FIGHT

Too fucking bad Elden Ring is casual as fuck and they ended up doing fucking Fortnite.
So based japs turned out to be even worse.

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franchise turns to shit as soon as it gets acquired by PajeetSoft

And yet it completely filtered Anon Babble out

well I can tell apart 2016 and most of eternal pretty easily
mick's tracks are great, they fit the mood and tempo of the game perfectly
I doubt nudoom would be anywhere near as successful without the music

Doom? More like Troom

this game is so hard guiz omg - you

haha you're a faggot - also you

Tired of your bullshit. Nobody has ever been filtered by Elden Ring on this board it's always shit posters pretending to be retarded.

Music is irrelevant to a game's success, personally I found Eternal's constant guitar exhausting and distracting so I muted the music

ROTFL

Yes you have, you get filtered by most games nowadays, that's why the games you worship most are VNs, gacha, and FOTM toddlershit like Marvel Rivals

dont lie you were assraped by le hecking marauder shields sucking your limited attention span so you needed even sound clues to beat it

Music is irrelevant to a game's success

in the case of 2016, the music was also popular outside of the game itself. The soundtrack is iconic and immediately recognizable. though it's true that the soundtrack for eternal wasn't as good.

No, it's what I do with most games these days since they have terrible OSTs.
Marauder isn't hard, it's just a matter of timing until you realize how easy it is to fool him into eating up a lock on rocket barrage

samefag

The soundtrack is iconic and immediately recognizable

It's literally muffled noise

Why does Halo live rent free inside ID fans heads? Quake fans hate it too, it’s stupid

Not playing.
Not buying.
No matter how many shills you pay to create threads, posts, falseflags, samefags, ashaming who dislikes, gaslight, etc

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I mean zoomers listen Poopfleshes shit their pants and mumble so what's the difference.

is it any different from poopshite music where some chimpanzee shreeches.

it's just noise

listen to more music

yo is there a non retard mode where the game doesnt go into slo mo every 2 seconds when you parry something?

zoomfags wouldn't know good music even if it even face raped them

I have, it's still noise.
Next time hire real composers

Anon Babble likes coomer games.

>shitters had a giga melty over Eternal

lol
lmao even
Your kind can't get trough Plutonia on sk_baby and think finishing Eternal is some fucking achievement.

I loved Eternal and for me the best Doom Wad is Sunder.

THE SLAYER SAYS DEMON RIGHTS!!!

but I've always said ultrakill was a better nudoom

What is this, some eceleb?

SIT AND WANK

PAY AND GET KEKED BY COLLECTOR NIGGERS EARLY ACCES IN TWITCH

True, but I'd still take it over rap, hip-hop and RnB, because that's the real lowest common denominator of music. It's made by chimps for chimps.

So the reason this Doom is terrible is cause of Microsoft yes?

no, Hugo and martin fault mick gordon was the first red flag

No, it's great, Eternal is the best game of the 8th gen.
Which is surprising considering 2016 was trash.

Name 3 games that has this

dingbats thought a software cursor would be fine of all things, thankfully they reverted to hardware input for eternal.

it does, if you don't use the gun that the monster is weak to you have to unload 2-3 mags from the other weapons to kill it, its dogshit.

if you don't use the gun that the monster is weak to

What the fuck am I reading, look up the vids where people do no hit ultra nightmare runs, they use the super shotgun and ballista for everything

Wumaos spamming that a game is bad because its not chinese

rest of the 3rdies spamming that a game is bad because they can't afford to play it

contrarians spamming that a game is bad to bait out reactions

This game is probably very good.

mags

MAGS

in nudoom

Anon Babbleeddit, everyone

destiny 1
destiny 2
minecraft(durability is ammo)

all shit games in melee and more

the game mechanics went backwards from eternal. like a total regression/removal in game mechanics. how does that even happen.

just manage your resource like dark souls bro

Nobody is talking about how the weapons are utterlly soulless generic possible AI generated slop.

its just stealing painkiller and some random game that has a flail gun

eternal webm

that's literally halo 1 gameplay though. Plasma gun to break shields, bullets to hp and sometimes melee for weakness.

how is this guy no taking damage

Ultra Tranny

Also for Redditors who unironically says "trans rights"

The consequences of Destiny and its nonsense sword reloading have been a curse upon FPS games.

Where are the maps?

first person bullet hell

Just go play an actual shmup

it's a disaster

check reviews

it isn't a disaster

what gives?

It's probably the same 'disaster' Eternal was.

The niggers that paid 100 bucks to play early a gamepass game retarded it only for 80% positively

Not a disaster

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5 Years and the game still in EA

tranny pandering

No
I do admire his dedication to make more content for the game tho

secret levels

30+ levels

secret bosses

secret weapons

10 remixed levels with new enemy placement

Why didnt they just use the music guy who did the Eternal DLCs? Are these new guys kikes?

why does clicking a cookie gives me cookies

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"ID Software pandered trannies" whataboutism.

22 levels until DLC and the same enemy with boss healthbar isnt a boss

thats the nerfed marauder with the cartoon dazzled vfx in its head that everyone complained in that level

Marty didnt like him too