You ARE a Steam veteran, right?

From what I remember, I first registered because it became a requirement to play HL1 in MP
Little did I know what lay ahead

Just another 20 years and for sure it'll go down and they'll lose all their games for sure this time.

implying Gaben will live forever and jews wont get their hands on Valve

Gaben dies

download all my games

set firewall to never allow Steam to connect to Internet

???

infinite games

Can we all agree we need to solve aging and keep gabe alive? Our steam libraries kind of depend on it

Nah, I got rid of my steam account since it doesn't even provide API for alternative clients without spyware.
Now I only buy from GOG, get free shit from EGS or pirate.

Now I only buy from GOG

Well done ano-

get free shit from EGS

Nice try Timmy, almost got me there!

you won't and you know it

hard drive fails

no way to reinstall games

can't happen to us GOGchads
Timmy pays for my games so who cares

i was pirating all my shit the other 14 years

Hah! Sit down, kiddo.

you won't and you know it

I would, actually.
I got 3 10 TB hard drives.
Your computer could also get hit by a meteor or a lightning bolt could strike your power grid and wipe your entire shit clean, or a robber could show up and steal your PC.
Sometimes shit is out of your hands.

could any anon here please re-upload the .rar file for New Vegas in GOG.to? 3 of those links are gone and the 4th one triggers anti-virus (never happened before with any other game)

inb4 tranny vegas

w-well the end of the world would destroy your games anyway

It's much more probable your hard drive fails, it inevitably does eventually.
GOG games can be however easily backed up anywhere and that's the difference.

Pixeldrain worked fine I just checked it

This statement would make Gabe seethe

nvm im retarded I forgot pixeldrain worked lmao, ViKiNG FiLE was the one that tiggered my anti-virus

21 years here nobody used steam back in the days only retarded normalfag tier counter strike subhumans.

have fun

Nuh uh bc i'm a zoomer.
Also i need to say something.
I DO not take hornones.
I DO dress up like a woman.
I DO want to service boomeranons.

I also like old games a lot too

Steam

buy game on steam

it's so fucked up that you're better off playing pirated

Lesson learned

so fucked up that you spend 230 hrs on it anyway

ha

cue the subhuman consolejeets. your "physical" boxes have nothing but download codes lmao

230.9 hours

anon...

I remember refusing to go digital for years.

when the high melanin concentration in your body impedes your reading comprehension/ability to think

refuses to explain

are you gay

buy game on steam

it's so fucked up that you're better off playing pirated

230 hours

bought Fallout 4

on Steam

If anything (You) are the one with the high melanin concentration.

Make it clear what are you trying to imply by

230 hours

And then I'll give an explanation

Can't argue with that desu

I only have 10 years in, I wasn't playing PC games until then

I'm saying that you are clearly mentally retarded.

it's so fucked up that you're better off playing pirated

Still has 230 hours in the game

make sure to salute me before replying to my post

a few younger older than me

grandpa please dont tell me you still play counter strike and tf2... did you at least build a family in those 21 years?

*sucks your dick*

My current Steam account is 15 years old. Because i gave my original old account to my dad who wanted to play Red Orchestra on it back in the days and i - at that point - didn't really care about Steam and just used it rarely. That older Steam account is 20 years old.

i fucking KNEEL

play steam version

update which breaks every mod gets automatically installed

move on to a pirated version and continue playing the game

Which step is causing your brain to short circuit?

t. playstation owner with a PSN sub

Well done commander, now let the troops get some rest i will have a new assignment for you soon.

*licks your ass*

cue peepee poo poo nigger nigger nigger pee pee doodoo BRRRRAAAAAAAAPPP I love sticking things up my anus!

How come 'jaks are still allowed on this site after what happened?

he thinks mods and jannies dont use 'jaks too

we know they samefag so it wouldnt be a surprise

My current one is pic related.
Me and my brother had a shared steam account that we made back in early 2004, had been playing 1.6 without steam for a long time before (I miss those times), we lost the login details to that account sometime back in 2007.
So we just made another shared account that we went back & forth with until I decided to make my current one due to me wanting to play whenever I wanted since I had gotten bored and unsubbed from WoW at that point.

20 years in the can!

no i play averthing illegally
the only game i bought on steam was mgsv
i regretted it afterwards

here's to 20 more

Why is the 20 years badge so much better than all the other ones?

those who post 20+ years badges, now post that you doesnt have any vac or game bans

what do I win?

1 clown

nothing, you win nothing
what bait review did you write to get one?

Only steamies brag about being who is the most loyal consoomer

17 years of service here. I got steam with the Orange Box. I checked the date, and I created my account on a Friday was two days after release. That must've been a fun weekend. I played the HL2 demo so many times prior to that

yes and people with 20years right now were faggy counterstrike players. nobody worth any salt gave a fuck. unreal tournament and quake were the name of the game and made pussies wet. counterstrike was for lanky losers, always has been.
come back in a few months.

they really do be like that tho

Easy, i just don't play multiplayer games. I really don't.

I said if I was trans in hogwarts I would just polymorph myself or use a polyjuice potion, which got me banned from the hogwarts legacy community forums, too

i haven't played the game

i made my steam account for a cs1.6 lan party a few months before hl2 released and i really only bought hl2 for gmod