Almost 3 hours of cutscenes

lol they really just could not fucking help themselves from taking off the helmet again and again and again huh

Good

Is this the new montly game Anon Babble is gonna be shitting on?

PS3 graphics

Parryshit

Need top of the line GPU for the game to work

No challenge

Worst enemy design ever

Slow Motion shit

Mobile game UI

is this the worst game of all time?

Only ever played doom 2016. Am i missing out on eternals and DA?

Eternal is fun

thank god i can watch it now and skip later in release date RIIIIIIIGHT HUGO?!

after seeing the gamplay i have to agree, it doesn't look better then 2016 and the screen is cluttered with my little pony tier shiny color shit, i mean what the fuck were they thinking?

Does this shit worth 100 buck

Pander to soulslike zoomers and mortally challengeds

no, go gamepass SHAR

lmao rip and tear my foreskin off bro

They wanted to make him be like Guts so bad. It ain't it.

Cutscenes

In a Doom game

What? Yes, I know Doom 3 had cutscenes too.

Why does he looks like he is a living toy? Ugly plastic shader

yes now the SLAYAH has teenage guts face and every idiot put as excuse he was "younger" compared to shiternal when he spend most of the time in nu trilogy inside an stasis coffin

Doom Slayer is human. He's not a machine. He's not a set of armor with a big weapon. He's a human with resilience.

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buy goypass for a month tomorrow since I won't buy a 70$ game

if it's bad try the expedition 33 game or oblivion remake

if it's good I beat it and buy it on sale on steam next year for 10$

save like 50$

This is my plan

and its also a shit doom game

he's not fucking master chief nigga, we always knew what he looked like

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I hate when people call games "too gamey", but this game plays like a fischer price toy. I do not remember Eternal being like this.

cause he is maykr lving toy until he chimps out and cant be contained without exploding his energy rune control, also you dont even be considered as an ally by onions sentinels as said by the SLAYAH testaments lore in 2016

we want the brain dead elden ring audience who think they are good at games but actually suck

Anon Babbleedditors will never get over the humiliation it was for them to fail to TORtanic Eternal.
You will reach your 40s and still be seething about it

he doesnt look like that doomguy have more plastic surgery changes than irl celebrities

no just stick with 2016

I thought of Small Soldiers as soon as I saw him.

He's not a set of armor with a big weapon

this is what happens to generational IPs
that guy who owns back to the future is the only time I've seen someone foresee what would happen and lock it down completely, you have to make sure some stupid cunt can't slither their way behind the steering wheel when you aren't paying attention 20 years later

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Kek me too! My brother...

Is this when Anon Babble pretends to still be good at games when you fags exclusively play turbo casual slop like Palworld, Overwatch, Marvel Rivals and Genshin Impact<?

Why does 90% of the anons in doom threads sounds completely retarded and disingenuous?

GMOTA

Reminder that the creator of that mod is janny on Anon Babble. That should explain the state of Doom threads.

make up some greentext

anons eat it up as a fact

Oh god someone made a sequel to Plutonia, that's amazing

Because the actual reason Anon Babble is asshurt at nuDoom is that a month before Eternal came out they noticed how hyped people were for it, their contrarianism kicked in and started swearing it would flop.
And when it didn't flop it made all those people seethe so hard at being proven irrelevant that they are still seething about it half a decade later

Why do you sound completely ESL?

now he is an AI simp

what does acfag think of the game?

Because all of the posers tried to pretend that eternal wasn't a good game.
This game is actually shit though despite it going back to being slow as fuck like 2016 like they all claimed was a good thing when eternal came out.

Shiternal was slower than 2016 hell you need a rune to get jump inertia, you only get more speed by playing as the spastic quick swich and jump like you re on drugs with the shotgun chain

This is actually the kind of mythology people would imagine was going on that the primitive graphics couldn't communicate

slower than 2016

2016 is literally Doom for the COD audience, its closer to a military shooter than what Eternal is, even Doom 3 has faster movement than 2016

oh so you re from the timeline they continued with that stupid doom postapocaliptic and brutal doom didnt exist

Eternal made me sleep on my keyboard, I'm not exaggerating, it was the same reaction that I have when I'm grinding maplestory and I'm doing the same pattern pressing the same buttons over and over again until the grind is done, I would doze off
I genuinely can't remember if I beat eternal or not, I think I did but I don't remember
2016 was actually harder than eternal up until you get the super shotty, which trivializes the game entirely, eternal is waaaaaaaaay easier than what the shitposters lead you to believe, saying it's the hardest most franctic game of all time
Just play ultrakill it's way better, or classic doom like the other anon said, doom has basically infinite mods

Holy shit they have darius in doom now? sick collab

The original doom guy doesn't wear a helmet

No, I played 2016, and its a slow, easy Halo clone, with Halo wannabe aesthetics, the most generic cover ever and even an unironic COD wannabe multiplayer.
I have no idea why 2016 didn't flop.

The only spike was marauder shields and not in a good way

2016 was actually harder than eternal

The game where 90% of the enemies are zombies?

I have no idea why 2016 didn't flop.

because it was fun

thats doom 3 and also shiternal cause you need them to refuel ammo even in bossfights

It's a piss easy shooter that doesn't stand out in any way whatsoever.
Only thing I remember is how stupid the Cyberdemon and Spider Mastermind looked

Difference is it has a shitload of other monsters as well.
Ultranightmare Horde Mode in Eternal is the peak of nuDoom

eternal was the first doom I didn't like

20 marauder shields with fodder its the peak of doom?

spider mastermind was fine it doesnt die by a stickgrenade, the bitch "villain" was shit yes

The Spider was piss easy on top of having a ridiculous design. Though that applies to pretty much all of 2016