I'm 27 years old and have never played a grand theft auto game

I'm 27 years old and have never played a grand theft auto game

Didn't ask

it was fun in childhood

kill yourself worthless zoomer

Don't bother. GTA games were always shit, but millenials were 10 years old when they played one for the first time so they didn't notice. They survived purely off the novelty of it being a game where you could run around killing people and the controversy it created.
GTA6 will have shit gunplay from 2010, your character will control like they're walking through molasses, the cars will handle like they have 3 wheels, the story will be about being an errand boy until you arbitrarily decide you've had enough and you kill people and take their shit regardless.

I'm 40 and I've only run a pirated version of III to check out the hooker in car action my classmates were memeing about.l, then I went back to Starcraft/WC3/CS/WoW

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Unironically this, but they're still kinda fun.

I'm 30 and I've played San Andreas and Vice City for no more than a couple of hours each. They're honestly so boring.

I'm 27 and I'm still a virgin
I've played Vice City, San Andreas, V but I've never played 4's campaign

Just play GTA San Andreas on an actual PS2 then you don’t need to play any other GTA game

I tried to play GTA4 but the gameplay is so fucking boring. I don't get the appeal

Same but 29. I'm thinking to buy a PS5 just to play GTA 6. Should I get it on Xbox Series S and save my money instead?

i played and beat the definitive edition then 4 and 5 recently, watched the cutscenes for the first time i enjoyed it much more that way

Yet you post redditfrog so not much better

played maybe 30 minutes of gta1 or 2

less than 5 hours of gta3

50 hours of vice city and sa

about 10 hours of gta4

another 50 hours of gtav

looking forward to buy gtav2 on steam sale in 2029

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quit larping there's only one frog poster

this is fine, those games are NPC console slop played by underage kids, i have never seen an adult excite over GTA its always fucking teenage retards

That's okay anon. I played GTA1 at age 7, Chinatown Wars at age 19, RDR2 at age 31, GTAV at age 33, and Bully at age 34. After experiencing the breadth of what Rockstar does, I've realized no matter the era they haven't actually made any good games. You are not missing out.

Is correct, it was novel to run around using a flamethrower on civilians and then exploding ambulances with it in GTA1 as a literal child. By the time GTA2 came out it held no appeal. I was tricked into trying new Rockstar games over the years even though they're all shit. Don't let that be you.

I'm not OP doe

you know what i believe you, op's image is a basic ass peepster

You’re not missing much
Stuff like GTA3 was obviously influential for open world games, but as a package, it’s severely lacking like all the others
Rockstar stories and characters are definitely interesting, but ultimately the narratives aren’t great because of the open world structure not giving you a clear throughline, so you get a lot of disjointed episodes that admittedly have some quotable dialogue, but nothing else
This is especially apparent if you play LA Noire, which is much more linear and has better writing as a result
Gameplay wise they’re pretty bad, just janky third person shooting and driving. They try to mix things up with minigames that often are even worse handling, and the open worlds don’t have a ton to offer because they try to ground them in realism to a degree. Fantastical or fictional open worlds are interesting because you never know what you’ll find, be it a strange monster den, weird cultists, some demonic weapon, etc. A semi-grounded depiction of LA doesn’t have those things. You’ll be finding drug mules and hookers. It gets old after awhile.
RDR is better for these reasons. The historical setting allows them to play with realism and expectations, and the gunplay is much better with dead eye and stuff. Horses are also much more interesting to control than vehicles.

Thanks
I love frogs with foods on top of them btw

Thank you for blogging that out real quick, Now I feel informed. Are you going to play it now that you've announced your unique status to everyone?

Play GTA

Steal a car

Put some cheatcode for infinite weapons and ammo

Shoot some pedestrians

Get chased by the cops

Die or get arrested

Respawn at the police station at half heath, no money or weapons

Do it again until you get bored

There, that's the GTA experience, you're not missing much

"But what about the story?"

It's shit, what about it?

why are nigger jannies removing pepe but leaving all pedo anime stuff untouched?

pedo anime website, you tourist fuck.

because you will never be welcome here, tourist.

Pepe is older than you.

I've been playing them since they were top down 2d games, you didn't miss anything. Mafia 1+2 and sleeping dogs are better than any GTA.

there are boards dedicated to your mental illness and even Moot in his FAQ said you should stick to your containment boards you deranged tranny pedo fags

YWNBAW

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What a novel idea. You should pursue that and fuck off back to Anon Babble to cry about it with the other tourists. Anime website.

le I am not obsessed collage

Just transition already, holy fuck.

Leave. Now.

Since no one answered my question, I'll ask it again. Do you guys think Xbox Series S will be capable of running GTA 6?

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after you stream your suicide

Busy, too much anime to watch and then discuss on my favorite anime website Anon Babble.

Sidestep the worry and play it on pc.

all of these faggots at least browse Anon Babble and probably lurk other boards like Anon Babble and sometimes call you a tourist

Grim.

Will I have to wait 2 years? Also I only have a crappy laptop and it's good enough for work. I'd rather have a console to play games.

Yes. At a cinematic 1080p (upscaled from 540p) and 24 fps

Then get a ps5 pro if you can't wait till 2027 for new consoles. Xbox is finished

At least 6 month and yeah you'll want big boy tower or a cracked laptop. I'd go with Sony in that case.

Sharty lost, and you're still not welcome here. No amount of posting your favorite tranny collages will change the fact that you're outsiders desperately trying to fit in.

Thanks bros, I'd go with Sony then.

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outsiders desperately trying to fit in

That's the Anon Babble tourists from 2020. I'm probably speaking to one right now.

Great! Keep it in