OH NO NO LOOK AT THIS DUDE HAHA

Games are made for "people" like him btw

He's like 40 years old at this point
Just leave him be

WOOOOWWWW

Surely DSP is a troll? Nobody can be this bad at games unless they are someone who never plays, right?

still kvetching about dsp in big 2025

kiwifarmtrannies were a mistake

The worst part is that he's unironically more skilled than the average faggot in this board

What’s the problem here exactly?

Outsmarts the game

based

lol no

PWR won

It has to be a 4d chess level bit that he's terrible at vidya right? It cannot be possible for a man to play vidya for a living this fucking long and be downright terrible at them. I was competent at vidya when I was like 8 years old minimum.

Why am I poisoned????.................... WHY AM I TOXIC?!!!!

It's ok anon, we're anonymous here (for now at least)

CRITICAL HEALTH

he streams to 50 people and only gets Argentina memberships now, it's over

SUFFAH PHIL

I've never watched this fuck a day in my life. Is this supposed him look shit at the game or the game look like dog ass? Because to me, it seems like the latter.

In his defense, back to back constant grabs are obnoxious

That green attack clearly hit what the fuck

Hasn't he been playing games for decades? How has he not improved a bit?

Like, not even from a mechanical/technical standpoint. Just from an experience/wisdom standpoint. He should know how things work and what to expect and what games are asking of him.

Same, anon. Feels like I just saw everything I needed to know about this game.

He made the same obvious mistake twice. He healed instead of retreating from an enemy with an unbreakable grab twice in a row.

DUDE CAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

SUFFAH PHIL

He's the Gold Standard of the modern gaymer.

i hate when games do this shit. i know i suck, let me suffer in peace.

Why the fuck are guys so obssessed with me? Fuck off

zoomies not only need a huge glowing red vignette so they can realize the HP number is low but also a message saying so

Fucking kek modern vidya is so fucking garbage

it's a "phil is up drinking gin at 3am watching old co-op videos of him and Rambo" episode

He really thought he was on a renaissance because PPP and Warski pitied him lol.

this was me on Jet Set Radio that game's controls suck ass, great game though I just hated playing it

just simply shooting the enemy to death is better gameplay than some forced quicktime finisher animation.

That is the face of someone who is not amused, and not because he is shit at the game, but because the game is just shit.

Based Phil making fags seethe in current year.
BOW DOWN TO THE
BOW DOWN TO THE KING

what even seethe even mean at this point

Detractors making Phil go viral again and have another resurgence just like during the Escort Saga. How many times have I told these retards to ignore Phil and he'll just disappear due to lack of attention just like every other e-celeb.

Ignore Phil? Anon Babble is a Phil board, just like how Anon Babble is a moviebob board.

How many times have I told these retards to ignore Phil and he'll just disappear due to lack of attention

I don't want him to disappear. I find his suffering entertaining.

40

He looks older than that.

Bruh, I'm 40, we aren't like this, we don't claim him. Most of us grew up playing games on PC (DOS shit) and sometimes consoles, so understanding of even more obscure gaming mechanics comes easy even without tutorials which are everywhere these days because that's what we had to do back then.
To be this inept you either have to be new to this type of gaming which is often the case of our women who only ever play mobile or you have room temp IQ or it's done on purpose to clickbait.

Why is he so popular here?

I'm not saying every 40 year old is like this, I was trying to say that people have been ragging on DSP since forever now.
Just leave him alone, cockroach deserves some rest.

CRITICAL HEALTH (warning symbol)

Because the obnoxiously unmissable flashing red clearly didn't convey this well enough. Holy fuck.

They literally cannot live without Phil.
Detractors would unironically kill themselves if Phil stopped existing.

Who

HE'S BROKE!
HE'S A BEGGAR!
HE'S GAY!

GOOD MORNING SAAR

DSP TRIES IT

The crouch jump fiasco broke Anon Babble

COME ON GUYS WE HAVE TO HIT THE GOAL

What am I supposed to be outraged at here?

It's been like that for like 2 years now at least. Some whale inevitably comes in and saves him. I'm waiting for karma to eventually catch up to him

Yeah I’m thinkin kino casino won

got rich while pretending to be bad at video games

beat the IRS

is basically the grandfather of Let's Plays

Imagine if this was instead a big tiddy beast lady with thick juicy thighs that grabs him, haha. That would be so silly.

Has there been any good drama lately? I only watch detractor channels when things are really looking dire or something juicy happens, but I haven't really watched since he fully admitted to WWE champions yet his simps sill kept donating unconditionally.

I don't really mind DSP but I'm pretty sure some devs used him as a standard for the average gamer when setting up the difficulty and the environment in their games. That's the only way I can explain the yellow paint plague.

this, people make fun of the retard but fail to realize he is the perfect gamer to design games around the modern retarded gamer i.e. game urnalists

lol he plays like a gamer dad

Improving takes intent, you can brute force or simply waddle through everything and not learn a single thing about it

I wish we could get more DSP and LTG interactions

youtu.be/TSipuYi_8FE

he does have a son called Jasper

Is this edited? I don't see the knight parrying him

A thread died for this eceleb tranny bullshit thread

OH NO NO LOOK AT THIS OPFAGGOT HAHA

i wonder what Phil is thinking about while playing video games. clearly not the game
I mean look at his face. He is somewhere else

WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DOOO
NOT TURN MY BACK ON AN OPPONENT?

Phil 100% treats playing vydia like a job
Some of them at least

No. He actually turned 180 just before he got attacked. This tricked backstabbing

His taxes

WE GOTTA HIT THOSE GOALS GUYS, C'MON WE NEED SOME GREAT SUPPORT SO WE CAN GET THAT PHIL TRIES IT BUFFALO WILD WINGS GOAL