I just came in my wife and now I'm gonna play vidya in bed all snuggled up without pulling out of her

I just came in my wife and now I'm gonna play vidya in bed all snuggled up without pulling out of her
God I love handhelds almost as much as I love Rouge

Shadow is so lucky. Unlucky tails. Unlucky knuckles.

Knuckles x Rouge is not only the most likely canon but also makes sense you blackedfag.

Tails unlucky? He gets to enjoy being stuffed with amys futa cock every day, hes the luckiest!

projection much?

unluckles

How was everyone’s Mother’s Day?

You can chart generational brain rot by their Rouge ship

Gen X: Knuckles

Millennial: Shadow

Zoomer: Tails

Alpha: Human men

tfw shes the size of an average human mother

WRONG AGAIN NERD

It's a shame that Wamu became a whore for his discord sugar daddies.

i love her

ew thats gross. you didnt even wash your hands. i bet your handheld smells like old fish

kroko rouge

blessed

shadow is not a nigger. only his fur is black

god i wish i could do this with Fluttershy

rouge obviously can't take a human dick, but she's not one to not have sex with one. how does she do it?

Titfucking.

What if she was a vampire?

Does your wife know you lust over a cartoon bat?

tails x rouge is canon, sorry nigga

I WANT A ROUGE THE BAT STEALTH ACTION SPY ESPIONAGE SPIN OFF GAME WITH A FUSION JAZZ SOUNDTRACK AND MASSIVE MOMMY MAMMARIES

I'm gay

Rouge is for Knuckles

Expand your Horizons gibbs

AND FATAL TIT SMOTHERING

she is a character that only worked in sonic adventure 2 kind of like how blaze only worked in exactly sonic rush

I don't want it to be a porn game, you dingus. I want a real, high effort adventure starring our favorite bat with fat tats. Have her work for GUN infiltrating enemy bases. They don't even have to be Eggman related. Just have her fighting generic crime. Maybe you can have Eggman involved somehow, obviously, but that doesn't mean he has to be the big bad.

Y'know that mission in Spiderman for the PS2 where you have to sneak around an office building, taking out enemies and collecting stuff? That's kind of what I'm picturing for Rouge. Infiltrate enemy bases, climb around the walls and ceilings to avoid being caught, give her a few weapons to help defend herself in case she is caught, give her guns for some third person shooty action, I have big dreams for Rouge the Bat: GUN Operative for the PC, Switch 2, PS5, and XBOX.... whatever they're latest console is called.

Enjoy it while you can. Once you have kids, it's impossible to free use your woman's holes like you please. Gotta be a good parent and dont let them see your sexual escapades. This is true suffering.

But you specified massive mommy mammaries.

bruh
don't forget about your old and tattered stuffed lizard wife
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has a wife

lusts after a fictional character

I'm probably literally the only one but if I had a woman I'd consider watching porn a (n admittedly extremely minor) form of cheating.

I know. Big tits are an important part of her character. That doesn't mean it's a porn game.

watching porn = cheating

You're femalebrained.

are you retarded
OP's wife in question is a rouge daki

Thats somehow even worse.

I think it should be.

Porn games never have good gameplay. I want a Rouge game with actually good AA tier gameplay.

you could be the first to make both

There is only one valid Rouge ship. She loves her wife, Topaz.

Barely have any scenes together post SA2

Rouge changed to Tails' rival in Heroes.

Rouge continues to partner with Shadow & are effectively each other's closest confidants

Flynn clearly ships Shadouge

sure thing, mate.

super spy? more like Anon Babble

Bring her back, Sega. You fucking cowards!

Shadow and Rouge aren't even friends.

eh considering recent canon, this may be factually true
considering recent canon, knuckles hasn't been relevant on any game for the past 15+ years, and barely had any interaction with Rouge in a long while, besides it is universally thought that if the Sonic cast suddenly got gijinka the black guy would actually be Knuckles, the only black thing on Shadow is his fur

I'm a Millennial & ship her with me.

Dark Beginnings

Generations

basically the entirety of the franchise

I will actually stab you, Boco. Izuka's delusional headcanon is objectively wrong. Stop humoring him, you retarded shill.

gets censored

sure, I also pour my heart and unconditional support to my coworkers dumbass

Zoomer: Tails

Zoomers would think you're a diddy ahh blud epstein for doing that

knuckles hasn't been relevant on any game for the past 15+ years,

Knuckles hasn't been relevant since he became a war criminal. Hell, you could argue it was long before then. Even in Adventure 1, a game that was all about echidna shit, his story was fucking pointless. The absolute state.

For the record, I give not one shit about shipping. I just hate Knuckles. Frankly, Rouge could do so much better.

wtf?? alphies are this based?? maybe there's still hope for the future generations

We know you’re just fantasizing about a life you wish you had but god I wish that life were mine. Wouldn’t need bat tiddy anymore if it were (and my wife were cute)
Finally someone who plays the games
This just outright confirms it

Don't take Flynn's word to heart too much, he's already on thin ice.

That is not how patreon works. A nigga just gotta feed hisself and his family.

Did all the jannies and mods return to duty after their public depantsing? Why?

PFFFFT I TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT THIS, actual brainlet knuckles moment, and to think Boom Knuckles (show) is actually retarded but in a funny way, not like this

That's A LOT worse.
You're getting sexual gratification from people other than your beloved. You have an actual argument for why my thought pattern is incorrect?

Shut the fuck up Boco

This only applies if your beloved actually wants to fuck you and doesn’t leave you cold turkey half or more of the time
Emphasis on fucking YOU and not other men also