My fellow Cyrodillians we'll uuuuuh, uhm, drone strike the Deadra hordes back to Oblivion

My fellow Cyrodillians we'll uuuuuh, uhm, drone strike the Deadra hordes back to Oblivion.

Obamalivion.jpg - 502x500, 31.99K

this sounds like the Netflix adaptation of DMC

Daggerfall and Morrowind

game starts with you doing odd jobs to earn respect and gain experience

everyone including the street urchins spit on you until you've proven yourself

slowly build up respect and power, start taking on actual demons and earning your title as a true hero

Oblivion

kill highly trained assassins from a powerful cult as the tutorial

Emperor immediately declares you the most important person in the world

close your first Oblivion gate at level 1. Daedra are basic bitch cannon fodder enemies you cut through like butter when previously they'd be the late game "oh fuck" enemy

It sure was nice having a leader who didn't have dementia

I MISS OBONGO

Not if that leader is as evil as any other leader you've had.

if I had a son he'd look like Trayvond the Redguard

The funniest fucking thing about mutts is that they will try to desperately claim Trump shouldn't be apart of this.

Obama is memed as the "drone strike guy" meanwhile drumpf increased drone strikes and removed legislation where it has to be tracked

Based Obongo but even more based Drumpf. TSND.

you're literally the emperor's best friend and his secret Blades agent before you even finish character creation in Daggerfall
one of the first things you hear in Morrowind is "You have been chosen" by Azura by Azura herself

by Azura by Azura

nobody is giving Trump Nobel peace prize and global media isnt sucking him off non stop

it's not about your importance in backstory but how they treat you in the game. in Oblivion and Skyrim if you just do the first few steps of the main quest you end up being Hero of Kvatch and Dragonborn respectively as a level 1 guy just out of jail
it would be nice to have more build up to it so it feels earned - I like alternate start mods where the quests start later when you get more reputation, that one small change makes a big difference in immersion for me

I'd play that total conversion.

The difference being you're not immediately doing grandiose hero shit an hour into the game. In Daggerfall you're running errands for the nobles in return for some breadcrumb clues or dirty laundry gossip. In Morrowind you're the lap dog for a shirtless skooma addict. In Oblivion you're being praised as the Hero of Kvatch like an hour into the game, after you single-handedly dispatched the armies of Hell like you're fucking Doom Guy.

i have like ten level ups stacked I think everytime I sleep i wake up and already have the icon there waiting for me I've been trying to space my sleeps out to a semi realistic amount but atp i'm like level 8 and haven't actually been inside oblivion yet. should I just stop sleeping until I progress the story? the story quest difficulty scales with your level right

do it at level 20 and watch the guards that rush in with you die in 2 seconds

Based Barry. Drone strike the little dremora shits right in their little daedric cradles.

we have to imprison the Imperial Guard that stopped Floyd the Fent Atronach

Did you know that my dick is NINE inches longer than yours?

*chuckles* You mean the Totem of Tiber Septim? I'm going to assume you mean the Totem of Tiber Sepotim, because if that's what you're concerned about I've got it right here.

The Emperor literally personally gives you your asssignment in Daggerfall
And In Morrowind the emperor has you freed from prison

Daedra are basic bitch cannon fodder enemies you cut through like butter when previously they'd be the late game "oh fuck" enemy

Lol no? You know they scale with so you do end up with really hard enemies. Morrowind had scamps and flame atronachs as well which were easy

Get out of here, Manslay3r

That's why you need to start from Arena and play the same main character through all the games for the storyline to make sense. Of course the Emperor would rely on you.
That means the canon hero has to be an elf, however, because humans aren't living for 200+ years...unless you take Morrowind Corprus immortality potion into account.

Yes. Everything scales to your level, and the first time you visit some locations, the level of NPCs locks in and won't go up on repeat visits.
Pump your Endurance and Intelligence in early levels so that you get the most out of your HP and MP.
If you aren't using magic/alchemy/enchanting to keep up with the enemies getting exponentially stronger per level, then stay at a lower level.

I can’t tell if third world retards say this shit because their news is literally days behind (likely because the camel that delivers their papers is slowed down by all the recreational bestiality), or because they desperately hope they can meme their delusions into reality with enough repetition.

Of course a fucking Redguard had a bastard child he neglected

Yeah I do feel like this is a narrative scaling issue. Morrowind does pretty quickly get you going into the Grand Hero Narrative if you solely focus on the main quest. The difference is that Morrowind's main quest early on does pop the brakes and make you do basic grunt adventurer shit initially to at least have you narratively prove your worth for bigger assignments. I'm not really sure why they decided to skip over that with Oblivion, it feels like there could have been like two or three quests after you drop off the amulet where Jauffre doesn't actually trust you but then once you prove yourself he sends you to Kvatch and it goes from there.

AI could NEVER

Obama is memed as the drone guy because he campaigned as if he was this peacelover who would change America, right the wrongs of the previous president, close Guantanamo bay, stop supplying terrorists in the middle east, which is why he won a noble peace prize a few weeks after he was elected even though he didn't do anything to deserve it. And Obama would end up keeping Guantanamo open, starting drone strikes which murdered many civilians, supplying anti-Assad terrorists in Syria, aiding the Maidan coup in Ukraine, and being as much of an evil, prozionist, establishment neocon as George Bush was.

Trump's rift was Netenyahu doesn't mean that the former is free from Jewish control, Jared Kushner is still his son in law, Trump is still calling for anti-antisemitism laws.

IMG_1096.jpg - 636x382, 60.75K

Daedra are basic bitch cannon fodder enemies

Not if you sleep often and don't min-max like an autist. Found myself having to stop sleeping way back because blocking kept staggering me.
Also, Daggerfall never actually treats you like a hero. You only get the reputation from the factions whose quests you do. In Morrowind, you can always just immediately murder Dagoth Ur if you know what to do with the potion exploit and fortify health for a LOOOONG duration. The damage penalties of sunder and keening are negated once you level up.
Furthermore, giving to the totem to your buddy Emperor is one of the worst deals you can take, the bottom being Eadwyre. The best one is Mannimarco (DFQFIX required), because you only have so many lives to do those randomly-generated quests, although Daggerfall Unity changed it so you lose ranks over time.

It's pretty sad but I've played Oblivion enough that when I watch manslayer I recognise where he gets most of his lines from

Cope, seethe and dilate, as usual.

They're already fine with him accepting bribes from Hamas allies

America is owned by the jews.
Both wings are part of the jew bird.
You are a kike.

If you kept up with the news you'd know Israel isn't so happy with Trump right now

What the fuck are you talking about? Oblivion is the game where you don't even touch the main quest and play as an adventurer who just got off a ship.

???

I assume it's for the sake of gameplay. When it comes to games intended for multiple playthroughs, having a bunch of quests forcing the player to do errand boy bitch quests to prove their worth and what not can wear out their welcome pretty quickly. People might not mind fetching some faggot's sword, delivering a letter, or some other shit the first time but by the second playthrough most people are going to be "holy shit, let me just get on with doing some actual shit already".

King Negro was the worst modern president, only behind Biden.

See

Nah he was pretty good

I saw a video of a guy who used to a Satanic High Priest that was at the Bohemian Groove like way back in the 90s and he saw Obama there before he was anyone, way before anyone even knew who the guy was and he overheard all the other past or soon-to-be presidents and other politicians talk about him by saying:

"See that black guy over there? He's going to be a President one day. We are assured of this."

Shit was wild as fuck. Here's the full video for it if anyone is interested enough in the idea of hearing more about that type of stuff.
youtube.com/watch?v=I5m3eSUn_QY