Blazblue is bad game

I played some Blazblue with my friend when I realized it was actually a bad game because I got hit when I pressed a button. The fucking audacity of this game to punish me of all people for trying to press a button? I realized that the game required no skill at all because I don't know how to block so my friend kept hitting me. To top it all off he even went and hit me with a purple throw midcombo. Why do I deserve to get hit by a grab that gives me more than half a second to tech just because I was too busy jerking off to Rachel's feet while my opponent was midcombo.

This lead me to the conclusion that this game is bullshit and has no fundies, because I myself have no fundies. I want a more strategic and chess like fighting game despite the fact that I play like a chimpanzee on Adderall. Also anime games in general are bad because I have to block and my friend beat me with suboptimal combos he learned in Xrd's combo trials last time we played that. The only way I had a chance to win was to press a big button on a jump in because my friend can't antiair for some reason (what a fucking retard).

Because of that, I now know that Blazblue or any other anime fighter isn't for me and that the whole genre is dogshit. The games are fine though for what they are, just not for me.

Pull up and catch the fade bro

Here's the lobby for that anon that really wanted to play.
steam://joinlobby/586140/109775243130910396/76561199197204677

OP is entirely correct and Blazblue is completely fucking dogshit
Here's the next BB entry for you
BlazBlue: Chronically Retarded

Why do I deserve to get hit by a grab that gives me more than half a second to tech just because I was too busy jerking off to Rachel's feet while my opponent was midcombo.

I was too busy jerking off to Rachel's feet while my opponent was midcombo.

you have answered your own question yourself. Stop masturbating, my child, AND START PAYING ATTENTION TO WHAT'S HAPPENING ON THE SCREEN

The fact you've remade this thread word for word makes me think its actually a good game
t. Has not played blazblue

Must goon

I guess that anon that who was complaining about the lack of lobbies in the last thread doesn't actually play the game, who would've thought.

It is. OP is just a retarded bitch who's bad at the game and got enough replies the last time to try this shit again.

The Basketball American Susanoo…

excellent opening bait. it's widely known that's the best way to get a fighting game thread going
still up? I could join it...

I can remake it, give me 5 minutes.

Here's the lobby.
steam://joinlobby/586140/109775243140282798/76561199197204677

Looking back I regret spending that much time learning fighting games instead of programming so I could make money.

nigga it's fucking 5:00 in the morning

What fucking time zone are you in? It's midday here.

island in the middle of nowhere

My condolences.

Same copy pasta from yesterday

You are the crazy 33 shill too aren't you?

I thought it was alright

Anon Babble is one person after all

assrail has too much health...

He needs it because he has to be accessible to the most retarded monkey apes on the planet.

Lobby is still up.

I'm not supposed to struggle this much against him as nu13, am I
her okizeme is simply not tight enough for this fucker

Azrael is like Hakumen where you can't use projectile oki on him which can fuck with your normal gameplan. His 66TK growler is also good to get around projectiles. Nu still probably wins the MU because Azrael has broken legs but you have to play it a bit differently.

Would love to join but I'm from the third world and I don't have an ethernet connection at the moment
This but unironically

Wifi is okay if you're close to the router.

and players are still down lmao

it's always like this

ohh noooooo i wouldve totally joined but I just can't right now!

I feel like I need to find an answer to neutral growler. getting up close is not working

Want to play against an SA shitter using wi-fi? Yeah don't think so

Neutral growler is really hard to contest but you could try using luminous slave to time it to meaty me as I come out of it. Obviously might take some labbing for that though.

Good ODR on the BHS unblockable.

what region is that room

Yeah that makes sense. I was tunnel-visioning trying to zone him like usual but he just shrugs it off with growler. Gonna have to work on baiting it out more and maybe throw in some gravity seed to mess with his approach. Thanks for the insight, anon.

I'm NA East not sure about the other anon.

wtf why the afternoon
i don't even have beer either

Because I'm a bum that doesn't have work today.

yeah sometimes you get counter hit after blocking a projectile. need to lab that
I'm SA

why are you seethin lil bro you ducked the lobby while asking for it

it said failed to connect to room when I tried

I thought bursts couldn't kill as a starter.

so mad i still live rent free

he closed that one and opened another

tight nu...

why you coping and seething lil bro tab back to /ggg/

The only bad BlazBlue is centralfiction because they fucked the fans over for a shitty quick release

cope and seethe that no one joins your lobby

Was not expecting 6 people in the lobby.

i can't steady my hands at all now
everyone can see exactly when i'm dping because they'll call out exactly when i do and don't do it

Bullet is cute and cool and fun to use. An awesome combo!

she wears butt floss for uniform though

All the better to sit on my face with!

she's apparently pretty loose

only INFERNO DIVIDER can pierce those buns

bullet doesnt know what sex is

Not sure about Blazblue but Uni can be way too much with how long the combos are.

congrats on orange rank cody

Not sure about Blazblue

Blazblue is only bad with characters you cant vary up your combo lines with it

What.

What region?

meant for

NA East.

We keep on winning bb bros

no..noo..NOOO BUT STRIVE IS PART OF THE BIG 3 ACKKKKK

well it genuinely is, what else is there? sf6 t8 strive
fighting games are just dead in general

Which BlazBlue has the most players online?

unfortunately they are more alive then before its just that sf6 didnt fumbled the bag like sf5 so everyone just plays that

unfortunately they are more alive then before

lol at city of the flops

CF is the one people play. CP has online but it's dogshit.

already coping

kekkkk

Aw man, I'm Central EU. Have fun anons.

you acting like 250 ping isnt playable

Mortal Kombat is still bigger than all 3. No one sticks around, but they all come back.

Lobby is closed, GGs all.

ggs
but i'm not playing that last one to lose again

Yeah

cant handle a bit of lag amigo?

250 ping is horribad
it gives everyone a teleport ability

I don't want to make another anon suffer

the mythical "rollback netcode" makes it playable

I love BBCSEx
(BlazBlue: Continuum Shift Extend)

no it doesn't
t. kept getting 250-300 ping mexicans who'd join my room until i upped my connection req to 3

they were on wifi

The mythical rollback netcode makes 100-150 ms playable.

Does anyone play BBTAG?

i used to erp with my bros in oppen lobbies uwu

Both of my characters are bottom tier and their kits are so vastly different from their main games that I've never had any interest beyond mashing with friends for a couple hours.

EU lobby lezgeteeeeeet
steam://joinlobby/586140/109775243165980721/76561198329531416

Im bad at this particular game, so im going to stop playing it, but first, let me made a thread about how bad I am at this particular game, and how I will stop playing it.

Fag.

made for bbc

We didn't ask what your last grindr "date" told what they thought of you bro.

Is this how you handle getting scrubbed out in a 10 year old fighting game; by making these cringe crybaby threads?

who is we

I know this is a shitty troll thread but i genuinely don't understand what's fun about fighting games. It's a genre that relies on a good community but has a gayer more cancerous community than mobas and trying to learn them is a chore. There's no appeal outside watching retards get angry after loosing. even then you can just put on and lowtiergod stream to get that fix. It's especially bad because fgc can only compare fighting games to other online genres that are also shitty. There's other game genres out there that are hard.

Me. I made every post in this thread except yours.

The only reason I ever got into them was having friends to play them with. When that was the case, I would happily grind matches to put up a good fight. Nonetheless the human factor in a fighting game is limited to one other person, which makes it significantly easier to deal with than many other genres.

Nonetheless the human factor in a fighting game is limited to one other person, which makes it significantly easier to deal with than many other genres.

most (online) fps games don't really require having another person most of the time and you can get matches fairly quickly

Sex with Platinum!!!

theres a boy inside

She's 2/3 woman so it's straight

That is literally not how that works. You'd still be partiially gay.

As per the ancient scriptures:
Balls don't touch=Not gay

You can't be "partially" gay. Either you're attracted to men or you're not. Platinum doesn't look like a man, so you don't need to bring fractions into this, it's not like a trap where we can get down into the numbers and start defining by feminine and masculine traits.

As of CF, Trinity left the staff so now it's just Luna and Sena, making Platinum 1/2 man.

So you're just the average Anon Babble user and in the closet.

fighting against mediocre players is the best fightan experience

Who cares, body is 100% girl and that is all that matters.

There's enough time in the day to play both

there's about to be two boys inside of her, if you get what I mean

You're joining the Trinity as its newest member?

i get to win all the time if all i play against is people who spent less than 5000+ hours in training mode

you forget that I am also a mediocre player

I-no is sexy but her entire series sucks

no bro i'm totally at an average level i totally just want to have fun

Don't you mean three?

this. the amount of time required to even start to learn to have "fun" with fighting games is so unproportionate to amount of fun you could even actually get with fighting games. you might as well get a job

Fuck's sake 1 person in 5 hours, I thought Anon Babble liked playing videogames, and that guy instantly left after 1 game couldn't even switch to a secondary. Regardless, Room's closed good night everybody

I'm NA

That lobby was still up? Assumed it was closed.
Also this.

dude who cares, this game's so good you could play it at 400 ping and I wouldn't mind. It's your choice but still, NA ain't that bad with EU, even mountain time or west coast is usually fine

this game's so good you could play it at 400 ping and I wouldn't mind

do thirdies really

i-no sexo but only for 1 game and the rest of the time she's straight uggo

I don't really mind high ping if the connection is stable but there's some people (mainly from SA) that really don't like playing outside their region.

When you said EU lobby I thought you meant EU only, my mistake

my friend is from australia, so yeah they do

nah man anyone, anywhere anytime, I haven't had this game too long but I love it, I would play you at 300 ping even if it cost me money every game

If you don't mind the EU NA connection join the lobby on Saturday.

holy...