HE BOUGHTED DOOM THE DARK AGES
HE BOUGHTED DOOM THE DARK AGES
boughted
ESL faggots please leave.
You first, newfag
Huge self report on this newfag
It's buyed you ESL retard
KEEEEEEEEEEEEK DO DOOMSOICACAS REALLY?
newfags larping like a 2020 meme is oldfaggotry
The real self report is always the ones calling out newfags.
falling for the "I fell for the bait" bait
newfags
out
and don't even try to say you got me with the "you fell for me pretending to fall for the guy who "fell for the bait" bait
ultra newfag spotted
2020 was 6 years ago
i didn't buyed tho
Best thread on Anon Babble
Really though, how is it? Especially for someone who like 2016 more than Eternal.
420 blaze it
KEEEEEK
frog on the catty
janny gonna freak
tho
though
*aerial shot of Kyiv*
"Mr. Zelensky.....THE DEMONS....ARE BACK"
Mr. Zelensky: "Call in the Avengers"
*explosion sounds, screen fades to black*
*shot of Tony Stark finding Zelensky under the rubble*
Tony Stark: "You are one though motherflipper Zelensky my friend!"
Zelensky: "There is no time for small talk Tony, we have to wake HIM up"
*shot of the Slaya™ waking up from cryogenic sleep*
Tony Stark: "Slaya™...we need your help"
Slaya™: "Sigh....here we go again"
*epic montage of the DOOM™ SLAYA™ gearing up*
Tony Stark: "Take this shield Slaya™, Steve always wanted you to have it"
*DOOM™ SLAYA™ steps in the Avengers HQ*
Tony Stark: "He is the Slaya™, he is a specialist in killing demons"
Black Panther: "AYO HOL UP, so u be sayin we are sum kind of a....doom slaya squad?"
*sound of a light saber turning on*
Tony Stark: "M-master...Skywalker?"
*epic montage of the Avengers and DOOM™ SLAYA™ slaying demons*
THIS SUMMER
*epic trailer music with random fartstep elements start playing*
*shot of the SLAYA™ performing epic glory kill on Arachnotron™*
Spiderman: "UH OH RIGHT IN THE INFINITY STONES"
ALL HELL
SLAYA™: "ATTACK THEIR WEAKPOINTS™"
*shot of Luke Skywalker cutting of Mancubus cannons*
BREAKS LOSE
*DOOM™ SLAYA™ shield bashes for magic ammo*
Tony Stark: "AVENGERS ASSEMBLE"
*epic still frame of the avengers fighting millions of demons*
*shadowy figure walks in a room*
Zelensky: "Putin? I heckin' knew it!"
*screen fades to black*
*EPIC DOOM™ logo flies in*
"DOOM: THE GHOST OF KYIV soon in cinemas"
back to sharty it is for you
HE DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID LMAOOOOOOOOOO
words
Whats wrong with though
noooo you aren't an oldf-ACK!
Nah I played for free on gamepass
I..... AM KYYYYIIIIIIIIIIIVVVVVV!!!!
I cried manly tears on my beard...
Goalposts have been moved here
HE FALLED FOR IT
"free"
subscription service as part of Xbox and offered by Microsoft Gaming
"free"
subscription service
"free"
When a conservatard says something and someone questions them ending with a though, they freak out. Like calling them weird.
Im masturbatinf while scrolling Anon Babble and you make me laugh haha, Im stroking while I write this
Lmao newfag cope
How big is your hog, dude?
Why though?
Ah i see 2011 has finally been promoted to oldfag... feels nice bros.
you can get it for free on microsoft rewards
Tbh this makes doom eternal's writing look good by comparison.
I watched the gameplay and lost any desire to even pirate it. Must be a joke.
It's even worse than Eternal.
I wouldn't purchasidad that slop, once they can make it run on the original nintendo entertainment system, then I'll consider it.
its the best since DOOM cubed
cubed wasn't doom, however
thoughbeit, t'was
notwithstanding, it really wasn't
just some weird horror game with using a popular IP to sell moar
that's sort of the reason IPs exist in the first place ya know. something sells better when its a recognizable brand. elsewyse t'wouldn't be any sequels at all.
LOL!!!!!! LMAO!
he bouted
I'm definitely waiting. I made the mistake of buying Eternal when it came out at full price. It was like half price a year later.
mfw
What does "bet" mean in zoomer lingo?
it's short for I bet / I'll bet
Pretty sure it's bot
English is hard. It can be mastered through tough thorough thought THOUGH.
I bought eternal for 10 bucks at the pawn shop and still haven't played it
Beautiful.
It's not "zoomer lingo"
White people have been infected with AAVE or African American Vernacular English
AKA Coonspeak
which game would be the zoomer equivalent of doom?
if a zoomernigger says "bet", they are saying "ok".
ayo let's meet up at the mall and steal some shit
bet
2019 oldfag here
Yall cringe asf
Sup oldking. We 2019 GODS need to stick together.
Of course they did. Ypipo have no culture (apart from racism lmao)
it's not even zoomer, it's sharty forced lingo
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everyone is laughing and having the time of their lives
My bros