I shalln't be purchasing a Nintendo Shitch 2

im so triggered rn

Posted again award

Autism

great less people i have to compete with to get it

Should I call the anon to post the "I suck corpo cock" one that you once cried about to a janny?

say you won't be purchasing the Switch 2

It instantly trigger the Tendies.

It's this easy?

I'm just going to wait for the inevitable emulator and pirate all the games.

OK too bad you have shitty games and no friends to play with

Will you be stealing a Gameboy SD Blue edition from a child?

yeah those specs are disappointing

Nice projection, tendie toddler

It's literally a handheld PS4.
That's insane

Worse than a ps4
Worse than a steam deck
it's over

lmao, I don't get this coping mechanism of lying to yourself

My biggest gripe is the fact you don't even get a proper physical copy of your games it's all just game keys.

And that's bad how?... You can download all your wii eshop purchases right now after 19 years.
After 19 years from now I'm pretty sure you will be able to download your games and even emulate tehm on a phone

Go ahead. I’m still buying the switch 2 btw :^)

The game keys are locked to a single device meaning you can't return or share games.

Oh, and even weirder still you can't play the games without the keycard even though it just downloads the game. What the fuck is this shit?

I guess Nintendo lied when they said you lend these to other people. Thanks for telling me truth, anon

False.

its facts, or youd be playing them and wouldnt care about Switch 2, just like I dont care about generic-pc-shooting-game

You vill own nothing
You vill be happy
Zis is true

physicalfags are annoying

pc only has shooting games

Underaged or retarded?

I can play shittendo games on pc and deck. There is 0 reason to own a shitch

And retarded

downloadsyndronies are worse somehow.

It's retarded to own a physical copy

Owning things is overrated anyway am I right, goyim?

No. There's still regular physical games. The only thing that changed is now you can sell digital games.

Then don't buy one, Eric (you will)

Already preordered mine

I can't wait to bing bing moo moo in Mario kart world while my wife fucks our bvll! I'm going to go out and buy a big red cake that says "Thank you Mr.Miyamoto-sama" on it out of respect!

And?

A handheld PS4 would have been interesting 4 years ago.
Instead we're heading for another generation of

All third parties are 30FPS/low settings if not missing from the Switch 2 in the first place

Not even Nintendo can optimize for their own shitty hardware, Donkey Kong Bananza is two months from launch, looks like a Switch 1 game and has noticeable framerate issues

God awful visuals on even Nintendo's first party offerings with low res textures and blocky environments

The eShop now being flooded with AI shovelware with no way to filter it out

Now Nintendo is once again censoring third parties so weebs don't even get their uncensored anime shit

imagine unreal slop 5 on that underclocked tablet

Here's your brand new Donkey Kong visuals too

Worse than a steam deck

lmao

False.

I dont care, thats why Im going to emulate them

lmao, enjoy your scraps, vegan

It's ok goyim, the switch 2 has it's own very special version of dlss that will make everything better

you know the game is damn good when someone has to grasp for straws cropping a small part of the background to dissect for anything to whine about

Let's see that with ghosting and 100 ms input lag

Game is damn good

Isn't out yet

No one will ever convince me that Nintendo isn't a cult. Not even Sony has cultists like this

have you tried looking in a mirror?

W-whats this?! M-my Switch 2! It's caught fire! NOOOOO SHIGGY MIGGY HAS FAILED US!

game isn't out but it's shit, believe me

gets btfo

why are you talking about an unreleased game?

embarrassing

Those visuals don't look good, anon. I hope you don't think they do.

Nope.

I have

>game isn't out but it's shit, believe me

I didn't say that. I said the visuals look like shit (they do)

we're not talking about the troon deck

troon deck

The console of choice for troons is the switch

why yes, I spend all my time looking for trannies on twitter

wow our new console is 120FPS!

next major game after mario kart world is struggling to hold 60 and looks like this

What did Nintendo mean by this?

the switch is the most successful console ever made so of course you're going to find every single demographic using it
on the other hand, the deck sold like shit and most of the few retards who bought it are trannies

Emulators.

That's a nice setup, xister

We all know you're a nigger who can barely afford a $499 toy.

What's up with the children's font? You mut be 18 to post here.

All these boys looked so much cuter before trooning out
What a waste

You're brown.

mario kart world just isnt interesting enough to me, the costumes are cute but like.... just dont need it. Maybe smash on switch 2 because i really hated ultimate and i hope they really improve on switch 2 but yeah :/

its over

Based, fuck them

Hi nintendeen!

the switch is the most successful console ever made

that would be ps2

I might get one down the line or something but definitely not at launch.

Sold less than wii, ds, seitch, 3ds and wii u btw all of sonys ps2 numbers are fake bs

PS5

900$ (800$ console + 100$ online) for 480p 35 fps and zero games

Xbox

850$ (730$ console + 120$ for online) for 360p 25 fps and zero games

Steam Deck

PC but with 50% performance for 90% price

Switch 2

470$ (450$ console + 20$ online) for 4k 60 fps for shitload of kino games

STOP. THE. COUNT.

Havent bought a nintendo in 20years. Who cares

buys a Fridge-priced GPU

complains about high prices

PC fags will never learn.

I won't be buying a switch 2
I'll be buying a 5090 instead

lol this doesn't look that great
also it's blurry as fuck compared to top which must be emulated or something

A 5090 cant even run GTA 6 anon. Those are very weak cards.

I don't care because gta6 looks like shit. I'm gonna use it to play old games with a shitton of mods and occasionally model shit for fun and maybe put it on steam workshop as a hobby. I don't give a fuck about new games, I just want the vram

Manchild cope

We'll see when GTA 6 comes out. You are going to fight someone to the death for the remaining PS5 after all of this talk.

Poorfag cope

you know what they say about tendies
u r mr gay

I don't even play gta5 so why would I care about 6?
You been on x too long because your ragebait game is weaker than the psvita sales

Well, good to know that youve thrown the towel in and will be missing out on the largest entertainment release out of any form of media ever. Oh yeah, and while youre conceding, you better download your driver updates and do some debugging. Have fun!

will be missing out on the largest entertainment release out of any form of media ever

I don’t care about some overhyped movieslop but okay

Reminder that you are all buying a console on launch
fingers crossed for an exploit

You wont be saying that when it comes out. GTA since 5 and especially 6 is such a spectacle to experience. There isnt quite a game like it. Its like if aliens came down to earth or something.

I pay high prices if its worth it
This tendie tablet won't be.

I emulate Nintendo games out of spite. Deal with it, tendie

PS2 invent new numbers to these days. Whi believe they found 5 millions systems sold last year for shit sake