Goslingbros... She's too perfect

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Goslingbros... She's too perfect

Goslingbros... She's too perfect..

What video game is she from?

weeb

Dogshit thread

there are already two threads

Parasocial relationship

And?

Mods shouldn't have deleted the first one then.

There needs to be a third.

there are two threads

im so hecking lonely :(

if you keep spamming this shit people become desensitized to it, retard

I think that's the point behind these threads.
Force something long enough and people will eventually accept it.
Just look at the horrible moderation of this place, for example.

"Anon?"

Modern women give me so much anxiety that getting into a situation like this horrifies me
How do you tell them that the tears are from gladness and happiness without giving them the "ick"?

Sneeze on them and claim you're allergic to not getting your cock sucked

just cut of your dick already

The problem is that I'm no longer sure if this is a joke or not
At this point my brain is asking itself "wait, does that work?"
What? Why the hell would I mutilate myself?

i don't even like the original webm but this artist sort of missed the point. she looks genuinely happy to see the viewer instead of a sort of soulless mocking that you get from the average person outside

because your dick is worthless, you should cut it off because you're a failed man
you're out here on an anonymous website asking people how to not be nervous and scared of women while chad is fucking 10/10s in high school because he doesn't give a fuck what women think and just wants to cum inside

Your brain has already been mutilated. Finish the job.

It's a boy you know?

I don't get it, who are you talking to?

don't worry about it, I'm sure you'll find someone, just be yourself, you're a nice guy anon, plenty of fish in the sea, just put yourself out there etc etc

A wise man once said "the dick only make it better"

lol the guy you're talking to is an emasculated tranime freak, those types never try to pursue women so he's going to die alone

Custom avatar for VRChat.

obviously, hence the hollow courtesies

so is this like an AGP thing or do you want to fuck a guy?

it's just an MMD model though

the guy you're talking to is an emasculated tranime freak

What? Are you projecting mayhaps? I'm not one of those mentally ill freaks, nor have I stated as much.

I know your limited brain mass cannot understand, but some people can roleplay as other characters without wanting to be said character.
On that note, how would you feel if you didn't eat breakfast this morning?

Is that what you tell yourself before an ERP session?

Being a cute girl and getting man-handled by multiple burly men without any care is one of my fetishes yes

Got the fucking pupils and mouth all wrong.

SOULLESS

I don't ERP, my autism makes it hard to come up with things to say.
Goes for normal text messages as well.

Omg im so heckin lonely no i don't want to go outside and improve myself fuck off normie scum

Trying too hard to force this meme

What is this expression and hand gesture meant to convey? Never seen it IRL.

NTR smile

heeheehee~ you're so silly, anon!

happiness :)